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Bros, drop d price here.
How many inches is it?

choicesam:
Good morning...

Bros, upload the picture of dis yhur lappy na. Hian!

M sure no matter hw difficult or hard itz to upload pix, if yhu have truly bin tryn to upload yhu shld hav bin able to upload at least one by now.

Abi e get wetin yhu no dey tell us ni?

hopefulLandlord:
He knows his father and his father knows him, he doesn't call a pastor who's lineage is unrelated to him his "Daddy" unlike unthinking sheeples like you, you guys are the bastards, you respect pastors more than your real father, you donate monies to churches while your fathers and mothers are barely getting by, you tell your parents "Things are hard" but its never too hard to drop huge offerings, tithes, first fruits, building offering, kingdom offering and many more so that your "Daddy" can buy more private jets

You are the bastard if you don't know yet

Hahaha, keep ranting. I have passed my message. Yhu can all continue to wallow in yhur ignorance since it makes yhu feel good.

DickDastardLION:
The Tithe Guzzlers ...

If yhu all don't repent typing rubbish about the elects.......great is yhur awaiting disaster. I pray yhu gain quick understanding and make amendment though.

geoworldedu:
Happy birthday thiefshop Oyedethief(according to Otem). I wish you long life but not thiefperity.

Don't forget to type same thin to wish yhur father happy birthday, that is if yhu even know yhur father.... Bastard.

Mosque is not a club. Mosque is meant for praying not dancing. What's the difference between a church and a club?

There yhu go again! Watz d difference btwn a mosque and a shrine?

Shortyy:
Famous for singing crap! Yea right. There's more to life than being famous!

Shut d hell up alrdy... "More to life dan being famous" such as yhu alrdy hav here on NL huh?

We should really be afraid of humans. I knw some of yhu maybe wondering wat I mean now.

Smartini:
I'm sure you were referring to those guys near Tejuosho Shopping Complex. Those guys can press nyash for Africa, especially at night...and Unilag girls will not hear word.

And we have police in dis country o. Seriously, why hav those miscreants not been called to order?

Dis ish shld be addressed immediately.

Lagboyinibadan:
What's indecent about a mini skirt

Nothn o, don't mind dem jawe, but I beg advise yhur sisters and girl friend to wear it while visitin Yaba......

Afam4eva:
We all know that Ayo Fayose can never be president of Nigeria.

Are yhu God? Anything is possible.
I am not from d West but I will personally vote for Fayose a thousand times over Buhari.

hahn:
In 1981 three con artists were unleashed unto Nigeria

Never to solve any major problem but to give false hope and exploit the gullible, mostly illiterate, masses thus amassing huge wealth enough to ensure they drive in luxury cars, wear the best clothes, move around with tight security while "preaching" to their gullible members to give everything they have to them while they wait for the promise of a heaven that they did not even bother to provide a picture or address of

Church business is good business

Yhu've been told to keep off but yhu wldnt bcus yhu thnk yhu know so much whn yhu knw nothin.

Watever yhu and yhur likes are lookin always sayin negative thnz abt men of God, yhu'll find it soon bt I bet it won't be pleasant. Xcept ofcus, salvation is wat yhu found at last. Smh.

ikp120:
Busted!
So you are a guy posing behind female moniker? I always knew.

Kikikikiki! So na nw yhu dey wake up? Don't mind d idiot.
There are so many of dem here. Complex ish. Smh

Damn! Anyone in support of dis show of shame is jxt as useless and stupid as d idiot herself.

Wat happens whn dis kid grows up? Mehn! Seein his mother naked all over d net. Chai! Sorry kid, yhur mum jxt secured yhu a big time future disgrace.

Yhu may hav to live wt it d rest of yhur life. Shame!

stano2:
I didn't even bother to check the names of the banks in the post, off course Diamond Bank must be there.
Diamond Bank charges me for nothing, no notification at all on the money the deduct but the account keep decreasing daily. This bank don't fear God at all.

Thank yhu for dis confirmation !!! Was thinkn my account wt dem had a special ish. Dem no dey fear God at all.

I once left some money in dat account for a particular use. Since I wasn't in need of d cash anytime soon I decided to jxt leav it dere. Daimond abi demon bank messed dat money up so much dat I got so mad n withdrew everythn n deposited into another bank account.

Another evil bank I will nver go close to again is Eco bank. Never!!!

Union bank is d bank presently wooing me and I thnk I will give dem a chance.

Reading thru d comments here, I'm so tempted to ask d kind of parents some of yhu have and the kind of upbringing ya received.

Now I know d reason for so many silly posts/comments on NL. Miscreants.......
Dear Lord thank YOU!

Kikikikiki!

Oga, I am reading dis yhur post from d rest room. My restroom is always clean n smells nice too. Sittin here all alone wit my fone is one way I can escape disturbance and unwanted story tellers.

jrerico1:
I pray so Sir, as we have visited almost all the churches. This makes me feel God dose not exist because we have slept in churches for months when other people get heal the pastor ask us for money, we pay and still yet no outcome. Why is life cruel?

Pls, do as he said bro. Trust me, the God of Winners never fail.


Just try and come back here to share yhur testimony.

I will also include her in my prayer tonight. I believe in divine healing.

Don't loose yhur faith, God still answers prayer.

Jxt for the record, I am not saying yhu shld ignore any medical attention yhur mum might need but this seems to also need a spiritual help.
When sickness doesn't respond to medical treatment, God is all yhu have left.
God be praised.

Explorers:
More

An orange.

torres89:
most times the problem is always within us.

but we are always looking for whom to blame...

have you considered spoiling your woman with enough flirting and romance

if u can't do that, then someone else will do the job for you....

modified

some men dont just understand how to make use of simple tactics.

little wonder shes currently winning in the game,
first u need to understand here that , its a blessing in disguise he discovered the recording.

now u can comfront her and she comes up with excuses perharps cries a bit or it could lead to a huge fight . and your kids would be watching u guys ooo

or u can just go subtle or sober and ask yourself were it all went wrong

then ask her how you can be a better hubby.

guys please be smart....

Whatz wt all dese lame xcuses given to justify silly and dirty acts like dis?

Watz wrong in opening up to yhur husband abt yhur sexual needs?

So, the solution is havin or seekin xtra marital affair huh?

Any woman or man who cheats in marriage is irresponsible and simply a 'hoe'. Itz alwys in deir blood, not jxt for any reason.

quentin06:
People like you are a living proof that we have pastor worshippers.
Are there not many women who dont wear make up where u live?

And why are yhu so offended and pained by his comment? If he had said sumthn negative abt her I'm sure yhu wld hav bin glad huh?

Smh.

Yeye n ugly traditions dat animals wldnt even dare practice....such is wat yhu still find among humans in Africa------some part of Nigeria precisely.

dollynnn:
ogbeni pack wella,y didnt she try federal universities? Or even state universities? Instead of 'glorified sec sch'..guy smh for you nd ur cousin..

Ignored.

Goldmaxx:
i will slap the hell outta u if i see u,,,, dont try me,,,,,, otu nnegi

Hahahahhahaah! Lmao! Chai, nairaland o. What?! Are yhu schizophrenic? See all dese low lives hiding behind deir keyboards to spew rubbish.

No b only slap, na kick. Smello, I will jxt ignore yhu cus I knw yhu won't even stand me in anythin.

Case closed.

dollynnn:
thank you!

The kind ignoramus that full dis forum beats my imagination. That yhu haven't seen a 16yo in 200level before doesn't mean it's not possible.

This only shows yhur level of xposure. My cousin isn't the only one in dat position, pls, jxt before some of yhu start spewing rubbish make sure yhu ask questions.

For goodness sake, why is it so hard to believe? Smh.

Goldmaxx:
mumu....u tink sey to dey skip children classes make sense,,,,u won't allow them to get the basics of education,,,,,ode!!!

Whoz dis ass*hole? See, rest those yhur filthy fingers n stop quotin me, ok?

Who says yhur opinion matters here? Nonsense.

Goldmaxx:
lienus mba....wen she enter school

Chai! See people. Guess yhu guyz thnk everyone is like yhu.

Bowen resumes 18 of dis Sept., and she's resuming first Semester 200level.

And she's just barely 16. My own cousin o. Why una too mumu for here? Lie for wetin na?

Abeg, I've got nothn to proof to yhu guyz, if yhu don't believe yhu can gerreout or get lost. I don't give a damn ok!

dessz:
16 year old 200 level student lol you are a big liar.

See me see trouble o. Na which kind people full here sef? Did yhu jxt say liar? Smh.

Make I leave yhu alone.

Not a public uni I guess....could even be abroad.

Yimu for all of una wey dey ask whch uni, una won go check her out abi?

Bt seriously, why has she nt bin in school all dis while.

My cousin 16yo (her age mate) is in 200level alrdy.

Wetin I dey talk sef, at least dem know her, na who knw my cousin? Kikiki

Walk out of thread slowly.........................

TPound:
lol. I no vex Sir

Ok, answr my question pls.

Guy na bcus I call yhu teapot na him make yhu no gree answr my question ni?
K, Mr. Tpound, I beg ansr my question. TnkQ

Chairman "Teapond", abeg can 500k land one a vry sound n reasonable car? If yes, I no mind samples of such.