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Music/RadioRe: The Life Of Pablo by RedCapChief(m): 8:36pm On Feb 26, 2016
YourMain:
Young Thug doesnt have an ounce of talent in him lol.
What!!
That brother presently has the sickest flows in the game. Why do you hate him. If anything, hate his nose-ring angry Absolutely annoying.
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btw, what do y'all think of Rae Sremmurd. "Throw Sum Mo" and "Up like Trump" are on replay cheesy
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Sanusi And 4Governors Praying For Nigeria (Photos) by RedCapChief(m):
How do we even know they are praying for Nigeria? I am sure Buhari did not tell Femi Adesina the content of his supplication.
For all we know, he may be saying:

'Give me strength, merciful Allah, that I may smite the head of Nnamdi Kanu
Give me long life, merciful Allah, that I may travel some more to US and UK before 2019
or even . . . 'Give us oil in Lake Chad, merciful Allah, so that we can split this country and stop sharing land with these infidels'

Nobody can ever know what he was actually praying for.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by RedCapChief(m): 9:18pm On Feb 23, 2016
When I was still in med school, there was a guy who used a metal penile ring to boost his erection. Unfortunately, after the coital gymnastics, the ring wouldn't come off. Hei! see this papa crying like a small pikin.
His penis refused to calm down even after we sedated him.
Eventually, we had to take him to theatre and then saw the thing off ( under anaesthesia).
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by RedCapChief(m):
zendi:
And you might want to dump your remaining seplat sharply b4 the news spreads wide, if you read the story through.
Sell SEPLAT ke? Mbanu! Toripe kini?


Please, does anyone have a reliable phone number for DATAMAX Registrars, all the numbers on their site are useless. angry
BusinessRe: Which Business Can I Do With N15,000? by RedCapChief(m): 1:34am On Feb 21, 2016
The best thing you can do now is to not do anything at all.
Open a savings account.
Every month, keep 5,000 naira in that account
Don't spend that money except on an emergency health condition.
Read and learn on any business of your choice.
In 12 months time, you will know what to do.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Kills Himself & His Girlfriend In The US by RedCapChief(m): 5:47pm On Feb 20, 2016
Root Problem: She was earning more than him.
All other argument na jara
CelebritiesRe: Let's Stop This Folly - The Bread Seller Story Is Fake! by RedCapChief(m): 5:29pm On Feb 20, 2016
Sometimes, God will bless you in a way that people will not believe it. It defies all rules of logic. Human intellect can't comprehend it. They will probe for a way to explain it, search here, look there. They know you have not worked for it. You sef know that you don't deserve it.


That is "embarrassing blessing." It is in the Bible. I have been a victim of this kind of blessing from God
PoliticsRe: Unilag Students Discriminated Against At Ben-Bruce's Birthday/Book Launch by RedCapChief(m): 5:12pm On Feb 20, 2016
Since Simbi was a girl, there has always been class stratification. Even in developed countries, there is class stratification. All of you were invited guests, but some guests are more equal than others. What did you take along for the celebrant? A portrait? A signed card by you and your mates. At least, you got food

If you don't want to be discriminated against, become influential or do something symbolic.


The world won't stop for you because you are a UNILAG student. I can tell you that there were some invited beauty queens who didn't even get to say hi to Ben Bruce that night
PoliticsRe: 2016 Budget Not Padded, Does Not Exceed N6.08 Trln — Lai Mohamed by RedCapChief(m):
I was Lai Mohammed was just a liar, but he may actually need a brain scan. How can anybody say this budget is not padded

Vice President Osinbajo and multi-million naira books
PREMIUM TIMES can reveal that[b] Mr. Osinbajo’s office has more money allocated to it for books than what each of the federal polytechnics in the country are getting for the same purpose.[/b]
While N4,906,822 was proposed to be spent on books by Mr Osinbajo, the total allocation for books for 11 out of 22 federal polytechnics, which actually have book allocations, was a mere N3,832,038 .
In fact, of all government-owned educational institutions across all levels, only two got more allocations for books than what was proposed for the Vice President. The institutions are Federal University of Technology, Owerri, N6,886,157; and the National Open University of Nigeria, N6,466,895.
The need for this huge book allocation for the vice president’s office is even more baffling considering the fact that last year, N7,525,135 was also budgeted for the same purpose.
Although a top source in the Presidency accused senior civil servants, whom he described as “budget mafia”, of sneaking frivolous items into the budget, it is however curious that some of the most outrageous proposals in the budget were found under line items for the State House.

Repetition galore
The proposed budget for the National Institute for Oil Palm Research (NIFOR) has a repetition of the same line items with different allocations. The agency proposed N15,000,000 for water reticulation in main station and immediately proposed the N5,000,000 for the same item.
Similarly, the Federal College of Fisheries and Marine Technology repeated the allocation for “Construction/Provision of Agricultural Facilities” twice with different figures. The item was first cost for N626,037,709 and then for N50,000,000.
Another curious feature of the draft budget is the allocation of the exact same amount for unrelated items. For instance, the National Library allocated N5,021,254 each for the following items: books, printing of non-security documents, cleaning and fumigation services, cooking gas/fuel cost, transportation equipment fuel cost, refreshment and meal, medical expenses, sporting activities, and direct teaching and laboratory cost.

Same item, different prices
PREMIUM TIMES review of the budget also revealed that [b]different prices were quoted for the same item by different agencies and parastatals. [/b]For example, several prices were quoted for a unit of Toyota Hilux van.
The same model of van was valued at N1,264,941 by the Gashaka Gumti National Park; N5,700,000 by the Nigerian Natural Medicine Development Agency; N6,500,000 by Federal Government Girls’ College Owerri; N7,500,000 by the Ministry of Technology, Akure; N8,855,000 by the Federal Government Girls’ College, Gumi Tambuwal; and N9,178,142 by Federal Government Girls’ College Umuahia.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Military, Police, Others Can’t Find Tompolo – EFCC by RedCapChief(m): 9:45pm On Feb 19, 2016
ISpiksDaTroof:
How are they incompetent? Your daft Goodluck Jonathan made a terrorist richer than the Police Force yet you put blame on them for not being able to find him. Dont forget this is a man that owns one (maybe two) Private jets, war boats and was earning hundreds of millions of Dollars,annually, from the last Administration just to stoke war flames.
The incompetent one is the person that put your country in this dire situation.
Keep blaming Jonathan. Keep sharing blames like party-pack.
BusinessRe: What Exactly Will Go Wrong If The CBN Floods The Economy With Dollars? by RedCapChief(m): 7:35pm On Feb 19, 2016
Maybe that could work, but it needs to be adopted along with a bouquet of measures to ease the insane demand for the dollar.
As it is currently, even if you flood the market with $2billion, speculators will just mop it up and the problem will persist. We need to eliminate the perception about a possibe official devaluation of the Naira.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Hosts To A Reception Members Of The Diplomatic Corps In Statehouse - PICS by RedCapChief(m): 8:55pm On Feb 18, 2016
This is truly what Buhari enjoys: living the good life and smiling upandan - while the economy burns
InvestmentRe: Naira Depreciation : Advice Needed On My Fixed Deposit by RedCapChief(m): 8:00pm On Feb 18, 2016
IMHO, you should remove the money from that fixed deposit and buy forex or something else. The fall of the naira will erode any gains you may have made on your deposit.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Tolu Ogunlesi As His SA On Digital/New Media by RedCapChief(m):
President appoints Bashir Ahmad as SA on New Media.
President appoints Tolu Ogunlesi as SA on New Media.

Wasting precious forex on duplicated appointments.
FoodRe: Lagos Seizes Expired Fish From Indian Company by RedCapChief(m): 10:40pm On Feb 17, 2016
How do they intend to sell off 700 million naira worth of fish within a month?


These Indians/Lebanese are the real economic drivers of Lagos. They own many of the big businesses and the hospitality industry. However, poor oversight and fat bribes have allowed them run roughshod over us.
RomanceRe: Rochas Okorocha And His Wife On Valentine's Day (Photo) by RedCapChief(m): 9:02pm On Feb 16, 2016
They must have cleared out the entire eatery for this photo-shoot.
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Sacks Accountant-General And Permanent Secretary by RedCapChief(m): 6:28pm On Feb 15, 2016
ohhi:
“Also, the Accountant General has been relieved of his position, while the second in command will proceed on 30 days compulsory leave.
This man just wants to raid the state treasury without anybody's supervision.
PoliticsRe: Photos From Florence Ita-Giwa's 70th Birthday Party by RedCapChief(m): 5:01pm On Feb 14, 2016
Dele Momodu be like MTN - everywhere you go cheesy
PoliticsRe: Wike Climbed Into The Governorship Seat Over Dead Bodies - Prof Itse Sagay by RedCapChief(m): 11:22pm On Feb 13, 2016
Whether the elections were flawed or not is irrelevant.

Proper lawyers follow the law in the strictest manner. That is why thieves and rogues can escape justice if they have good lawyers. The art of law is like the art of war. You win when you have the smarter strategy, not when you are fighting the more righteous cause. The Supreme Court is duty-bound to follow the law strictly and it has declared that the Card Reader has no legal basis to supersede the Voter's Register. The proper thing for Sagay to do is to advocate for legal backing for the Card-Reader.

Let him stop wailing . . . the deadline to buy the forms has lapsed and we will not reprint.
BusinessRe: Forex Scarcity: Banks In Multi-million-dollar Racketeering by RedCapChief(m): 3:37pm On Feb 13, 2016
All banks in Nigeria do this and their Head Offices are aware. However, profit-making is the name of the game.
The banks buy @ 199 naira. . .
and sells @ >280 naira.

Still cheaper than the mallams who sell @ >315naira.

Everybody wins, except the small business owner
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Nasir Adhama As SA On Youth And Student Affairs by RedCapChief(m): 6:31pm On Feb 12, 2016
Ioannes:
the Igbo that dominated Jonathan cabinet,
Igbos did not dominate Jonathan's cabinet. How many of his aides were Igbo? Ministerial appointments are done on state basis, but other appointments are the President's prerogative.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by RedCapChief(m): 9:00pm On Feb 11, 2016
Coolcash1:
Forget dangote expanding market share...Don't forget that the sky is big enough for birds to fly... grin
I disagree with the bolded. Yes, the sky is big enough but one bird will take all the space. Dangote's market share will soon render him a monopoly. Lafarge and WAPCO were forced to merge to stand any chance of fair competition, they have even taken over a part of Ashaka to boost base.
InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by RedCapChief(m): 8:38pm On Feb 11, 2016
NuttyChoky:
I'm conflicted on WAPCO... Stocked up at N82 and now have double mind whether to average down abi I should jejely diversify with my remaining coins huh
Only you can truly answer that question. You won't go wrong with WAPCO as it has really resisted this bear. My fear is that Dangote is aggressively expanding market share and he (and Rabiu) may wrestle those guys to the ground.

CareerRe: Oyo-Ita To Civil Servants: Develop Computer Skills Or Forfeit Promotions by RedCapChief(m): 7:36pm On Feb 11, 2016
Even JAMB Computer Based Test is too difficult for some people, talk less of promotion exam
PoliticsRe: How Akpabio, Udom Procurred Controversial Judgment- Sahara Reporters by RedCapChief(m): 9:53pm On Feb 10, 2016
The most powerful politicians in Nigeria have always invested in people. The foolish ones waste time accumulating money. Men like OBJ, Jagaban and now Akpabio have made so many people powerful that their reach is enormous.
Imagine that Odili's wife and Akpabio's protege are both on the Supreme Court bench.

PoliticsRe: Buhari Returns To Nigeria,to Embark On Three-nation Tour Of Egypt, Saudi Arabia by RedCapChief(m): 7:53pm On Feb 10, 2016
Every trip, Buhari's people will collect estacode in dollars and yet tomorrow, Baba will say he is trying to conserve forex.
Keep flying upandan
PoliticsRe: Gov. Fayose Replies Femi Falana (SAN) by RedCapChief(m): 7:25pm On Feb 09, 2016
Firefire:
“a lawyer of his standing (Femi Falana) should be concerned about his credibility and be consistent on issues, rather than speaking from both sides of his mouth just to satisfy his stomach.”


Okonjo-Iweala diagnosed Falana’s ailment as Chronic Cerebral Amnesia (CCA)
grin

Please, the full diagnosis is: Integrity-Challenged Charlatan suffering from Chronic Cerebral Amnesia.

UpperCut from Oshokomole. Falana is clearly speaking from both sides of his mouth
CelebritiesRe: Blackface Tweets About Sunday Rice & Theft; Fans React by RedCapChief(m): 8:10pm On Feb 07, 2016
It is either Blackface is going mental or he is seeking relevance in anticipation of a song release.
PoliticsRe: Anyone Saying Chibok Girls Will Return Is Lying – Obasanjo by RedCapChief(m):
Whatever remains of the Chibok girls has been extinguished. Everybody in the corridors of power knows that the girls were just a weapon of politics. OBJ is the only person powerful enough to say this. It is what Jonathan should have said long ago. The Chibok girls saga is become a thorn in Bubu's flesh and he will soon declare that the girls are dead or something like that. OBJ is only delivering the first part.

BBOG will soon running out of financial support. APC has stopped donating and PDP has no money. One of their leaders now works with El-Rufai, others are going back to their daily lives. Very soon, BBOG will become like #OccupyLagos, a distant memory

InvestmentRe: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by RedCapChief(m): 7:56pm On Feb 05, 2016
gift01:
Anyone looking at Honeywell?
Nigerians to pay more for bread as the price of flour increases by 14% Is that why you are asking? At the moment, I don't think so.



Some of this Registrars are umu anumanu. I tried all the phone numbers of Datamax registrars today. Some didn't connect. Those that connected just rang endlessly without anybody picking up. So unprofessional.
Anyway, I'm not so pissed because Seplat has pulled my portfolio back into GREEN Jehovah di ebube
PoliticsRe: "Before Garba Shehu Misleads Nigerians On The N3.87B State House Clinic Budget" by RedCapChief(m): 6:42pm On Feb 05, 2016
Garba Shehu is learning fast from Lai Mohammed. Both men are merely doing their work.

In the midst of falling oil prices, why is the FG allocating 39 billion to explore for oil in Northern Nigeria?
PoliticsRe: Sagay, Ogunye Fault S’court Judgments On Gov Polls by RedCapChief(m): 7:39am On Feb 05, 2016
Itse Sagay is too politically exposed to the APC to still be perceived as independent. Let him face the work Buhari has given him.

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