Half is too small,kuku collect everything nau.
U people no dey demand for 20 to 30%,na half dey enter una eyes.
Anini and oyenusi sef no do reach this one before we dey call them thieves.

This thing no fit work for naija sha,many women will die.
You want to collect half of everything one politician don loot throughout his years?
Na to organise 1 million boys make them kill you and disguise it as robbery gone wrong.
I no trust naija politicians.


Dj! 20 kegs of kunu to digest this news very well
Barman! Play me "Love is wicked " by Pasuma and Nicki Minaj.

I was thinking about it that why can't the police put off their siren and catch the thieves off guard?
Why must they always make noise and signal to the bad people from miles away?
Is there any reason for that?

Like I'm 100% sure if I want to catch a thief,i will be as quiet as possible in order to prevent the thief from escaping or even knowing I'm coming to catch him or her.
Why can't police do the same thing?

If Boko haram terrorists can be given presidential treatment and millions spent on them, what are ordinary murderers that can't be sent to Iraq to know the secrets of become proper religion terrorists?
I'm sure those guys were kissed,millions stuffed in their accounts and promise of being the next shekau.

God have mercy

Someone woke up one day and decided to pen down his or her views about life because he or she felt they are the most accurate.

Well,they are good rules sha and i agree with the rules 100%.
I love number 1,5,6,8 and 10.

YoungLionken:
Why do you have to use my name ??

You will be hearing from my lawyer soon...

No vex my brother 😂😂.

Postinor:
Very true though,most of these men form to be redpillers online but are actually simps offline

That's a clownish behaviour tbh.

thesicilian:
Lol.
Funny but accurate af.
What many men don't know is there are many ladies out there who are average looking, well mannered and ready to be with you for better or for worse. Some may even be naturally more beautiful than 'Precious.' But the lure of packaging will always confuse superficial guys like Ken.

May your days be long
200 jars of kulikuli for you my brother.
You got my point.

Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously speaking

Wahala for who be ken

😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂

Ken go collect wotowoto 😂

Ken: chai! How I wish I can date precious. She's beautiful, gorgeous and curvy.
The only problem is I'm broke and a girl like that will only go out with big ballers.

**After 6 months,Ken was able to cashout millions of naira**

Ken: Hey precious, I like you and I want us to be in a relationship.
Don't worry,I will take care of you and treat you nice.
Infact I'm upgrading your iPhone 12 to 14 tomorrow morning if you agree.

Precious: Ken you know I'm an expensive girl,I want soft life and to be taken care of.
For me it is money before love ooo,I can not suffer biko.

Ken: babe I gat you cover, infact send your aza let me credit your account just for being a fine girl.

Precious: Ken! Omg! I accept to be your babe.

**9 months later life hit Ken and money is not coming in like before**

Precious: Ken I can't do this anymore, it's been 1 month and you're still broke.
I'm sorry but I'm done.
I told you I'm a baddie that needs to be taken care of,I can't suffer.
Ken I love you and I enjoyed every moments spent with you but I'm sorry I have to go.

Ken: precious you're leaving me? After everything I did for you? After how much have spent? After everything??

Precious: Ken I did not beg you nor forced you to be in a relationship.
You saw a fine girl and you came to me willingly and I told you my terms and you agreed.
So why are you ranting?
You promised to take care of me,you said it yourself. Infact I'm leaving right now,bye Ken!

**Ken then comes on social media to start fighting all women in the world**

Ken: All women are scum, love is a scam, women are gold diggers, women should be used and dumped.

Moral of the story....
Ken knew precious will only be his girl only if he has money,Ken knew it was money first before love for precious, Ken knew the truth but he went for precious immediately he made money because precious is extremely gorgeous and also because Ken was lucky to make a huge sum of money that's making him shout "never broke again" on social media.
Ken was not forced, charmed nor brainwashed to date precious.
Ken could have gone for a lady that won't need iPhone to stay loyal and faithful.
Ken could have gone for a lady that is not seeing relationship as a source of income.
Ken left these types of ladies for precious the baddie.
Ken is not a victim ,
Ken decided to hurt himself ,
Ken is not to be pitied.

Precious is not a bad person because she told Ken her terms and Ken agreed.
Precious is not a bad person for wanting to be taken care of.
Precious might look like a gold digger but believe me, there are many men that won't mind girls like Precious because they are extremely rich already.

Are you like Ken?

Samantha124:
1. And lastly, the indigenous people of SA, the Khoisan.

Excuse me,have you watched Mr Bones?
If you have, which tribe are the characters based on?

Na good news shebi?
I no too understand but I know say dem dey use am for crypto.

Dj! 44 bottles of palmwine, 40 for me,2 for efcc and 2 for any random nairalander.
Barman! Play me "the block,the rock and the chain" by Dwayne Johnson and muritala Mohammad

First of all,I will be scared if the woman I want to marry loves poverty instead of money.
Secondly all human being love money and I have never met someone that wants to wear rag,be poor and go hungry on purpose.

But let me explain how I feel when I hear the phrase " all women loves money" with this 2 examples.

Woman A: I want to get married to a man that's financially okay because I want my kids to be well taken care of,so that me and my husband can be happy and enjoy our marriage, so that my husband can be well fed and taken care of by me and so that I won't have to struggle unnecessary in my marriage.


Woman B: I want a man that's very rich because I deserve baby girl treatment. I want expensive wigs,designers,vacations,expensive dates and allowances to take care of myself because I'm a fine girl and it is money first for me.

So do all women love me? Yes, they do.
But do all women love money for the same reason? No,they don't.
Also note,woman B is not a bad person.
She has only said her choice and if you comfortable you stay and if not,you go for woman A.

Me as a person, it is woman A for me,but that does not mean every man out there will do the same.
Different people with different choices.

Men don price market for this life sha.

Men get super power against bullet abi?

Na this okirika house be 500m?
If 500milii house no get wings to fly me to any location I no dey buy abeg.

Eyah 🤕🤕
why nau?
My senior in secondary school then.

Wait ooo... no be my senior
I no sabi this white man o
God help him.

Barman!2 plate of ogufe and schnapps.

I hate my job
I hate my boss
I hate Mondays
I hate Weekend for always too short.

Anyways I don't have a job yet sha but I'm practising how I will be shouting at my work place.

Dj! 5 bottles of kunu for everybody on this thread.
Barman! Play me "all job na job" by batman and orezi.

Flog them with koboko before you sentence them.
Them use illegal money do you
Abeg flog nonsense commot for their heads.

Ok

Make those weaklings drop their guns and let them fight those boys one on one.
Stupid cowards.

Dj! Give me 2 shots of kunu to bear this news
Barman! Play me "misuse of power" by Ngolo Kanye and Nathaniel Bassey.

One bully down,200 million more to go.
Flog his forehead with koboko too

Ha

I don't even want to read your post
155 prosti wetin?😮‍💨😲
You definitely need jesus

The way people carry sharp objects to inflict injury on other people is just something I will never understand.
Like how will you look at a fellow human being and starting disfiguring him? Like only wild animals should be capable of that.

77star:

Where you travel go all these while?

Man has been busy with life my bro.

Davido meets dafido
Congratulations to both of them
Dj! 2 plate of antelope peppersoup with 7 cups of pure water to celebrate this news
Barman! Play me "David and goliath" by fela and 2pac.

Anything Agesinkole(king of thieves), I support am.
That film too sweet❤️.
The sweetest traditional film have watched in ages❤️❤️.

Someone requested for 60% of another man's sweat and blood and you people turned into motivational speaker.
I really know we have large percentage of dumb men in the world so I don't even get moved by what I hear and see from men anymore.

Hello sons and daughters of the most High God,happy Easter to you all.
I'm writing this piece this morning because just like always you will see people attacking Christian posts,attacking our God and saviour and they keep getting away with it.
It has already started this morning with some unscrupulous elements attacking Easter posts.

Jesus did not tell us to kill,maim, fight or cause mayhem for him instead he commanded us to love God and everybody.
So i think the best thing to do as a Christian on social media is not to argue or fight,but get those accounts attacking our Christian faith and Christian posts banned by reporting them.

It is high time we Christians stop looking the other way and start coming together to defend our way of life which is being a Christian.
No religion will take half of what is dished out to the Christian faith especially on social media.

I have started my own contribution by reporting some account and will continue to do so.
So help me God.
Amen.

Happy Easter to you all.

Thank you jesus
Thank you for dying and resurrecting for me
Thank you for carrying all my sins
Thank you for being a friend,a comforter and the shoulder I can lean it.
Thank you jesus the son of God
I pray to be with you in your father's house some day.
Amen.