₦airaland Forum

irumole1975:
Bought mine when it came out newly. #1M++

Ha! Toor u be odogwu.

Elon Musk sef no do reach this one
Try to join one political party,you probably will be our president someday.

I support men should not hit women and 100% support women should never hit men also.
I watched a video where a lady slapped a guy just because he said he's from ekiti and she got angry because ekiti people voted for APC in the last election.
If the dude in this video decided to hit the lady or beat her black and blue I won't even be pissed at him.
He decided not to hit her back which I actually respect him for, but like I said ,if he had slapped her I won't judge him nor feel sorry for that lady.
The society needs to do better for real.
As they shout at the top of their voices that men should not hit women let them use that same energy to tell women never to hit men.
You watch it in movies how women slap men when they are angry and the men in the movies must either walkaway or beg to show that they are real men.
Now that madness is now gradually getting accepted and practised in the society.
Have watched several videos of men that got slapped because of proposing and people laugh it off and even made fun of those men.
Like how do people even find it funny to see someone getting slapped and bullied? Is it because he's a man that's why it is funny?
And those men that love to form white knights and beat up a man for hitting a woman,what do you guys do when a woman hit a man?
Do you support the man or you start begging the lady not to be offended?
This nonsense is getting really annoying.

None of them will be my governor




Solely because I'm not from lagos state nor do I stay in lagos.

When the president meets Emmanuel that changed his name to Emmanuella in order to date Peter.

Typical society setting and injustice against the male folks.
From you getting duped by those ladies,to you getting beaten by foolish men trying to form white Knights cause of some ladies they don't even know and finally getting arrested again based on false accusations.
Maybe you people in this user business should try putting camera in your cars.
So sorry for everything you have gone through.

Una don go kill mummywater husband??🙆‍♂️😕
All of una go hear for night.

But this fish sef no try
If this one bite pesin 2 years go commot from pesin life.

You should be proud,nothing absolutely wrong about that man.
Remain so until you get married.
Also be careful when selecting the lucky lady.
100 jars of palmwine for you and 700 plate of peppersoup with 70 kolanuts.

negro77:
I stumbled on some crazy stuffs and weird confessions from some blood stained cultists who have experienced traumas and are still experiencing PTSD, Guilt or Self-Hate before, Like how they keep hearing the voices of their rival gangs when being killed or mutilated. How they see their faces before death and all? Does anyone here experienced such guilt or self hate or PTSD before as an Hitman?

Some human beings are weird.
What do you need their guilt or ptsd story for?
You work for a rehabilitation organisation or you just want another gory story?
Like some people sef🧐

Una sha like too much wahala

A King and more 🤴🤣.
Baba wan shaparly Cement his stay for UK.

But on a serious note, why do people behave like this?
Somebody will use money,blood and sweat to bring you to another country and the next thing is todisappoint them.
So so disappointing fr.

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The way people defend teenagers having sex is just what seems to off me completely.
So you'd be happy knowing your teen male of female child is not a virgin anymore because of raging hormones and because sex is normal?
Lol really funny people.
Even if teens are having sex is not the duty of the elderly ones to sit them down and let them know sex is for when they get married?
Is not the duty of the elderly ones to let them know how important it is for the young ones to respect their body and not just keep offing pants and boxers anyhow?
I will teach my own kids about how their virginity must be preserved till they are married and more moral nbd educative stuffs like.

Saynotocultism for don tire for una matter
Thread wey we don dey enjoy since corona period you don turn am to another thing.
Una well done sha.

Pretty face ugly attitude
Sentence her accordingly
Nothing more disgusting than a scammer pretending to be earning legally.

Ok

He's very handsome but not the most handsome man in the world.
All these Saudi Prince go beat am fr

Good old days
Home theater + torch light + recorder in one gadget
3in1 gadget
The odogwu of all lamps
We hail you today and forever more.

This one tough oo

Well a dead fish can never be sweet in any soup.

Would have said let say No to tribalism but since it is normal thing here on nairaland now.
Let me just read banters between 2 tribes and laugh this early morning.


Let me check if the violence has started cooking.

kingsceemark:
That Face cap wey you see for my head go feed your poor family for two weeks, please can you be a man and upload your own picture to your profile? I want to check something, see Yoruba man wey dey dragged handsomeness with an Igbo man, ugly tribe

Haha too much millionaire for nairaland
I sight you chuku money

Barman play me there's fire on the mountain by fela anikulapo and cardi B

Dj bring me 2 cups of bitterleaf wine and 12 plates of asun.

kingsceemark:
Yoruba women no ever respect their old age, them dey always dey dragged everything with their daughters, from bleaching of their skins and running after Gbola no dey tire them,Tueee

As I see your over used face cap and your dumbbell shaped nose I don sabi say na you people.
Continue your good work, you will receive your payment at the end of month from Elon Musk for the time spent on social media to create change for your tribe.
Continue chukwudi
We sight you.

Lol mama the mama
Mama wey dey fly when other mamas dey sleep
The Unburnt, the unchained, the mother of dragon,the iron mama on the iron throne.
We hail you mama
Our mama
Your mama
Their mama.


But the picture na cruise normal
Just normal comedy stuff

Ok

Waka to people that think we won't get married😌🌚

blingxx:
In other for you to realize your reasons are stupid .. lemme ask you one question , what if you were born a pagan or your parents where idol worshippers ?
The only reason you are a Christian is because you were born into a Christian family you didn't even choose the religion (you didn't have a choice) Your parents and pastors taught you to hate other religion and vice versa .. remember that you were born human first God no tag anybody with religion come from heaven .. Meanwhile all this religious crap na still whitemen carry am give us , something they hardly practice these days

You're the stupid one
I can't date or marry one finish, kill yourself because of my own choice fool.
Where's hatred in everything I typed,una go just dey talk as if brain is wasted on you.

riverbird:
Humanity before religion, we where all humans before religion divided us into pieces

I have friends from other religion but that does not mean I must marry them.
A Muslim will always see a Christian as an infidel and will not think twice before bring down knife to behead him if anything sup.
I don't hate you for the religion you practise or anything like that.
I'm cool with you,like you said "Humanity first".

RuddyFusion:
This is your view and you're entitled to it.
I'm not supporting PO based on tribe, religion or any form of inducement or post election monetary benefits....I'm supporting PO because he's different and meant well for the nation.....

Without him on the ballot I won't bother voting in 2023 presidential election......

I respect you because you said your point and reason clearly without flying into tantrums.

May the best man for Nigeria win by God's grace.

You people and nonsense headings
Which fear? Why will they fear?
Mtcheeeew
He has been arrested and nothing go sup
Even spanner wey die few months ago sef nothing sup after that.
Abeg shift jor.
Na for your village them go dey fear,no be for my precious Osun.
Your head like front of wheelbarrow.