Just tell him wrong number,na Colorado dey worry the pesin.
No send money also

If someone hurt you and you change to a bad person the joke is still on you.
When they hurt you and you change,you're giving them power over you and giving them the ability to influence your life and emotions but if you forgive them and forgive yourself,you're showing them you're bigger than them.
Instead of changing,just take some notes and lessons from the previous relationship.

Anyways na your life sha
Do am as you want

Dj! Supply me with 70 kegs of palmwine, 1 for me and the rest for everybody viewing this thread
Barman! Play me "The broken people" by Tyler Perry and Wasiu Ayinde.

This one don dey fly her mama dey laugh
Baby wey don go meeting

Lol on a serious matter,babies have really soft bones so any sleeping position is comfortable.
My little nephew comes to mind
Make MARVEL and DC sha no see this baby,I no wan hear another movie titled "The Generator Man"

Dj! 2 kegs of palmwine for me and 2 bottle of milk for this adorable baby
Barman! Play me "This baby sef" by Dababy and Shatta bandle.

Being a nice guy is not a bad thing actually, but those girls are just wrong for you.
Even if you're a bad guy,them go cheat if they want to cheat.
You can't force people not to cheat,people don't cheat because they decide to be loyal to you not because of what you do actually.
That's why you have to go for people with different thinking and orientation,that's where the job is.
Don't go for only the physical aspect when choosing a lady to date,it's not about the fine face,curves and other stuffs.
Sit down,give yourself a standard that you want in any girl you want to date.

The personality is so so important.
Don't go for ladies with ashewo vibes and hookup potential, Don't go for the ones will high taste but broke to afford it,don't go for the ones that you will have to complain about how she's clingy to different guys,don't go for the super secretive ones and finally don't forget to give yourself a high standard and your eyes go clear very well not to just ask any girl out.
Before even asking her out,look at her close friends, listen very well to things she says,check out how she reasons and that will give you a clue of who she really is.
Manners Maketh Men,so try to get to know her personality.
Don't expect someone that believes she's still for the street to be loyal to you.
If they con still cheat on you again,then na village people dey on top this beat.
Go to church,roll on the altar and ask GOD himself to give you your OWN partner.
I no dey joke or follow you laugh o

Dj!bring me 2 kegs of palmwine 1 for me and 1 for me again.
Barman! Play me "Agu and his cheating wives" by Reno Omokri and Nicki minaj.

Eba

I love this
Op 20 kegs of palmwine for you

25k for drink? Tor na his money sha.
If I use 25k for drink I no go piss for 25 days because I no fit waste money like that.
Make the drink dey shake inside my body for 25 days.

Dj! Give me Asun and 4 kegs of palmwine with balenciaga cup to balance am.
Barman! Play me "Where Naira dey go sef" by Anini and Drake.

What God can not do does not exist brethren.
May God bless the Father to take care of the 3 comrades
May God bless the Mother to take care of the 3 bouncing and jumping babies
Those kids will be good and make their parent proud.
They will not come online to cause and spread Vawulence, they must be for peace.
They will not do hookup nor give up, but linkup not to show off, but meet up for peppersoup and goat meat every month.

Pesin born pikin
You dey shout na IVF,na IMF,na MFM,wetin concern you?
The mama sef no talk am,wetin come be ur own business? Their small mouths like IVF,Pele o Mr and Mrs know it all.

Dj! 10 kegs of palmwine, 7 for me and 3 for the triplets.
Barman! Play me "issa triple blessing" by Triple H and Toyin Abraham.

Wo rich people and rich people doings,I no get anything to talk about this matter.

But this Elon Musk wan colonise Mars be that o,hope the aliens no go vex sha.
I no fit dey run from bandits still con dey run from UFO Abeg.

Dj! 20 kegs of palmwine and 2 bowl of alligator pepper
Barman! Play me "them wan leave earth after destroying it" by Priyanka Chopra and Speed Darlington.

Bro pray to God
Have seen people with worse ordeals more than this
Pray to God,don't be tired.
Even when it seems nothing is changing,keep praying.
One day everything go solve and it will just be like a dream.
Also if you no a good prophet also but if you don't,no problem.
Use your own mouth to pray to God and He will answer.
He did for me

So only human beings can relax at the relaxation center?
The snake also wants to relax nau,infact with everything happening in Nigeria every living thing needs relaxation.
The snake just want to relass and be taken care of
The snake wants to live a baby girl lifestyle
Lala,hope have spoken your mind?

Dj! 2 kegs of palmwine, 1 for me and 1 for lala the slithering and venomous snake lord.
Barman! Play me "No relaxation for the wicked" by Buhari and Jason Statham.

Good one,terminator sef no do pass this one.
1 bullet 70 die
Boko harams and bandits don price market
Make them supply am reach my side abeg

Dj! 2 kegs of palmwine, 1 for me and 1 for our army
Barman! Play me "na we get am" by Julius Agu and Justin Bieber.

Ok

Iphone
Land
Crypto
Tiger or dog
House or Hotel
Cabin biscuit
Shoe
Baba blue
Necklace

See the koko is,give her a gift accordingto her worth.

A King and More
Be Bold and Be Proud
Akoi biza biza

Normally if Nigeria na better country na jail you suppose dey.
You that confessed to creating a dreadful cult/ritualist group that killed many souls in a very gruesome manner during lockdown and yet they let you walk about as a free man.
Normally you suppose dey use Gucci Knicker dey do Akoi prison inside Kiri Kiri.

Dj! Give me 200 kegs of palmwine make I use am calm down.
Barman! Play me " nonentity claiming celebrity " Fela and Offset.

Na the demon wey off the pikin of another woman because dem dey relationship be this?No long talk,kill her also.
How you go dey stab pesin to death with 2 knives when you no be vikings or gladiator?
I for say stab her multiple times and let her bleed to death but as police no be agbero like her,just hang her jare or give her electric shock make e do her body woto woto.
GOD save pesin from this kind serial killer with makeup.

Dj! No bring me anything, na bad news.
Barman! Play me "Do the Crime,Do the time" by Timi Dakolo and Harry Maguire.

Eyah Pele dear
Make I start to dey save up for baby clothes,she will need it in few months.

You see cockroach,you no use am do pet
You see lizard,you no use am do pet
You see goat,you no use am do pet
You see hen,you no use am do pet
You even see dog and cat,you no use am.

Na snake the elder brother of Lala you go dey use as pet.
Well rip to you,try to do better in your next life.

Wetin con happen to that snake? No tell me dey wan send am to zoo or release am inside forest.
Fight fit start o,I know some people here on nairaland that will be ready to give that snake the delicious justice it deserves, if you think say na lie ask Lala.

Dj! No bring me anything, na sad news be this.
Barman! Play me "A Wild animal will always be wild" by Pasuma and Donald trump

She resemble her mama
Omo! This advert don tey o, dinosaurs still dey roam freely for this Nigeria when them release this advert.
Advert wey make some married women leave other seasoning for Royco, advert wey make pikin disturb their mama to buy Royco so them fit taste the same thing them dey see for TV.

Dj! 1 pack of Royco and 2 bottles of palmwine abeg
Barman! Play me "Onga mama's helping hand" by Mr Ibu and Janet Jackson.

Make headies committee sha dey sleep with one eye open because 1 million boys abi 1 million fans fit run enter them .

Naso this mumu portable wan use big mouth and mumu behaviour ruin his career.
Anyways na his problem, Akoi Grace noni.

Dj! 1 keg of palmwine and 6 plates of peppersoup
Barman! Play me "Control your tongue" by Kim Kardashian and Tinubu.

Adebisi444:
Here we go... One of the soldiers shouted Sai baba, Bubu come give am hand shake... No more fight.

As bubu say no more fight na so one soldier mistake fire bubu for toe

Make headies committee sha dey sleep with one eye open because 1 million boys abi 1 million fans fit run enter them .

See how this mumu portable wan use big mouth and mumu behaviour ruin his career.
Anyways his problem, Akoi Grace noni.

Dj! 2 kegs of palmwine with 4 plates of peppersoup
Barman! Play me "Control your tongue" by Kim Kardashian and Tinubu.

All of these aspirants no believe in Nigeria
They are just going there to eat their own share nothing new anymore
God bless Obasanjo and Musa Yar'adua, na the 2 better president we don get be that.

A King and more
Be bold and be proud
Never lower your standard
You fit enter trouble later sha but still, be proud and be bold.
This what you get when the country is nothing to write home about and za corruption is from top to bottom.
They probably won't arrest him or punish him,he will be transferred to continue his legal armed robbery job.

Dj! Abeg 1 peppersoup shake and 1 cup of cold palmwine.
Barman! Play me "Thieves in uniform" by Cardi B and Daddy Showkey.

Hope no be some people wan dey use stuffs like this for cruise because some citizens of this kwantiri no too balance for upstairs.

God of you to come out to clarify things, although some will believe you and some won't.
It's not your problem anymore,enjoy life and live good.

You sure say na depression or your cousin don dey see people from other realm?
Just talk to him very well maybe he is seeing stuffs other people can't see, but that's not depression.
If he don dey see things make he enter nollywood drop 2 movies,call the first one "The voices in my head" the second one "Na only me dey see them" e go cash out,na the same thing dem do for "Stranger things".

Dj! 3 plate of palmwine and 1 keg of peppersoup
Barman! Play me "The Invisible people" by Harry Potter and Timi Dakolo

Well Fraud na Fraud
Ancestors sef wan leave shrine go Lekki
This 9ja just dey one kind,you for think nothing fit shock you again and Gbam! Another transformer electric shocking giving news go scatter ground.

Dj! 2 kegs of palmwine with 4 cups of kolanuts
Barman! Play me " this 9ja sef " by Alison Madueke and Rihanna.

1, You hardly see comfortable people or people wey don chop belle full coming online to insult people.na Chukudi,Kunle and Audu wey never chop since last night dey carry empty stomach start abusing people from other tribes because them believe na them be the cause of their problem.
2, Also people they have never left their region will always bash other people and its because as life no favor them to explore other regions, na the rumours their village people give them about other tribes them go hold on to and before you know it them go turn into chronic haters.
3, Also hate is in some people's DNA,if you're not from their tribe you don buy market and when they no see people from other tribes to hate na to dey hate their fellow village brethren and dey cause mayhems up and down.
4, some people's tribalism is fueled by politics.
5, some tribe also blame other tribe for their misfortunes and that's just sick.

Don't stop hating people from other tribes,please hate them till that hatred kill you and before you die pass the hatred to your children and they should pass it on to their own children also.
What a glorious life to be a hater,pleas hate with passion,hate with dedication and hate with association.

Dj! 2 kegs of palmwine for me
Barman! Play me " Don't stop hating people" by Rafael Nadal and Nelson Mandela.

Ok