Abeg wetin be the ashebi?
Also you sabi say she get her own life and freedom also,so you gatz to respect her life and let her live brother.
Or does ashebi involve always going to different men house or going out with different men all the time? If No,then nothing is wrong.
No fear bro and don't let social media cause you insecurity.
There are good Nigerian ladies and Men outside bro,no be everybody don rot.
If you no allow her live and be free she fit break up or even start acting out or start listening to bad friends.
Na then you go no say you don mess up like man wey slap oga major for barrack.

Dj! 2 keg of palmwine, 1 for me and 1 for my Op to calm down
Barman! Play me "what is ashebi" by Shina peters and Jason Statham.

Use sniper or Read a dream insecticide or meet all these people wey dey always hawk and shout " e dey kill cockroach, e dey kill lizard, e dey kill elephant, e dey kill jaguar".
You can also invite Lala to your house,I don't know how he will do it but in 5 hrs your cockroach problem will be a thing of the past.

Dj! 2 pot of palmwine and lucozade boost
Barman! Play me " Save the CockroachMan" by Antman and Superman.

Is this playing?
So dem don dey do the do before this baba even propose

Because they have the same trait with our police.
The only difference is dogs chase your car when it start moving but police give you hot chase when your car refuse to stop.

Dj 2 wraps of eba,24 goat meat and 1 solid keg of palmwine
Barman! Play me "life is a race,learn to run" by Charles Darwin and Obasanjo.

People should understand the primary importance of cloth is to cover your unclothedness, any other thing is secondary.
What's the difference between some of these people and mad men and women? Competition of people showing off with rags.
God have mercy

Dj! 1 keg of palmwine for me abeg with plenty alligator pepper.
Barman! Play me "this life sef" by Dwayne Johnson and Portable.

Ok

No be everybody sha especially if you understand the concept of financial intelligence.
Invest-save-then enjoy.

If you need information about who will keep it or about the zoo,you only need one person here on nairaland to come to your aid.

Help me welcome LaLaaaa
the father of python and Reptiles
The python king on the iron throne
The slithering and venomous king himself,
The elder brother of king lala of opobo
We hail thee!
Please come and help us
Come and answer all the questions we have
Show us what to do with this precious Lizard
Oh King Lalaa,please come.
Pleaseee! Comeeeee!

I no even sabi wetin to comment
I'm not a fan of the BBN so I will let the fans come and enlighten you.

Dj! 2 keg of Schnapps and 1 bottle of palmwine
Barman! Play me "Na Start of War Be This" by Robert Mugabe and Celine Dion.

This pesin don ment
See as music sweet

Dj! 1 keg of palmwine for this person
Barman! Play me "Eba,Garri and Beans" By Tinubu and Justin Bieber.

If they can ambush the presidential guard then
Make the citizens no looseguard.
About time I start building my mini arsenal
Abeg If you get hammer and knife,make I start with that.

Dj! 2 kegs of palmwine for me
Barman! Play me "Can Nigeria still be great?" By Fela and Emma Watson.

Na Gossip make them shoot my Igwe for armpit 7 times in 1807, na why I dey always run from gossip.

Dj! 2 kegs of palmwine, 1 for me and 1 for this black queen.
Barman! Play me "Only Weak People Gossip" by Didier Drogba and Portable.

don't you just love honest women?
I hope for your sake she does not meet those people because if she meets them, well you know the rest.
How can someone comfortably say "I will sleep with him because of money" Or "I will sleep with him because he's my crush"?
Wo! Na una sabi sef
God bless the union in advance

Dj! Abeg 20 cups of palmwine to reason this matter very well
Barman! Play me "She's an honest woman" by Timi Dakolo and 2pac.

I don't know your real tribe OP
But on behalf of that tribe,we donate you to the Zambians.
So you want Igbos and Yorubas to start bashing each other ba?

Dj! 2 kegs of palmwine for me
Barman! Play me "Na so e dey start" by Terry G and Michael Jackson.

Op you're a good man actually but your girlfriend has issues.
What you listed are all red flags and the red is like original China red pepper.
So so Red.
Anybody that gets angrily easily and lash out either with words or with objects needs to be avoided like a plague.
A partner that loves you won't mock you nor disrespect you,that one is sure.
Also I won't tell you to try and talk to her also because you really can't change another human being unless they decide to.
So just advice yourself and make the decision you're comfortable with.

Dj! Give me 2 plate of isi-ewu and 4 kegs of palmwine
Barman! Play me "Na Love Be this?' By Segun Arinze and Nicki minaj.

Kai! This comrade get mind o
Shoot and eat this?
The chimp sef don tire for this country,see the sitting position.
Op john snow be learner for your side,
na you gangan be the unburnt,the unchained,the father of dragon and chimpanzee and the hunter on the iron throne.
I fear who no fear you.

Dj! 1 keg of palmwine to reason this matter further
Barman! Play me "This Op Sef" by Cardi B and Dj YK.

Magnoliaa:


Why are you vituperating and spitting everywhere? That one hit you? Are you sure your teeth hasn't broken from this pseudo-savage persona and English you are inducing here and here? Just make sure you take 5 doses of Panadol Extra after you log off from this alternate, because I don't want to imagine the headache you'll be having from all the gbagaun you have been committing since.

Hit me? Pele Hitman and the angel of death prt5
You already know the exact dosage for the panadol? Damn! You must be passing through alot
But I'm a nice man,so keep the panadol for yourself but to be sincere you will need something stronger,something for a rabies infested teeth glaring dog.

Magnoliaa:

You want to be differentiating between me and you? Ko possible. Whatever made me how I am is true for you three-fold, alaye. Mummy issues, childhood problems, a lack of parental love, a broken mentality from being used and dumped by women, misogyny, abuse, old age, lack of a woman's touch and a partner to warm your bed... it's all heaped on your head. You should know that the human manipulation and mind games part is just your subconscious speaking, boy. Don't project on me.

I actually knew something was wrong when you asked me about life story,but I'm sorry my life was and is still a better one than yours.
omo! You story must be really brutal and a very sad one
So that's why you turned out like this ?
You must have passed through alot while growing up and also how you've suffered in the hands of men? It must have been crazy.
I probably will be doing the same thing you're doing if I passed through half of everything you've gone through and still going through.
Wishing you love and light eran
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Magnoliaa:

I hope YOU find deliverance... in addition to peace. Deliverance is long-lasting and total.

You need the deliverance not me,just make sure they deliver you thoroughly .

Magnoliaa:


Where are the threads I create to bash men? Where are the comments of me bashing men? Keep whipping up scenarios from your smelly, unwashed ašs and disgracing yourself...

I should go and drink sniper? Please, kindly put me through. It seems like you have been there before...

Lmao, so you were also whipping up scenarios from your smelly, unwashed ašs and disgracing yourself when you said I bash women and create thread about it.
You just dey pull the trigger of an empty shotgun,it's pointless.

So if I was passing through depression, that's how you lowlife peanut for brain monster will try to mock me?
Low that's a cheap blow,but nothing good can ever come from a toxic and bitter person.

Before you start laughing and dancing without beat like the offspring of a mad lady,let me set you straight.
The post about depression is not for me
I almost lost someone to it and I asked questions about depression from people,on my status and on nairaland to understand how people start behaving when going through something and before they finally commit suicide.


Also don't forget to drink that snipper quickly if you know it will bother you when I ask questions from my fellow man.

Magnoliaa:


Iwo na koshi ko ko iranu oriburuku m'asafani rederede e lo.

Iwo gan ko radarada lo, ko aye to ti baje to ti pinyinkin lo, ko ori oshi e lo, ko adanu lo.

Magnoliaa:

I'm forming woke? Now I know you have a vendetta against me and this is you unwittingly conceding that. You just dey come out of your disguise/shell ni. I was sha wondering. From where to where? Saying I am always forming rapport with other women and licking their asses. Person wey I never jam for my e-life before.

Lmao they know stupid people by their words and actions
You typed like them,so you're one of them.
This nonsense trying to form righteousness no go work .
I hate hypocrisy dakun
And the wokeness is about you people that type like mentally deranged twats, thinking you're cool.
You're not the only lady that replied, but you're the only one that replied with stupidity.

Magnoliaa:


You're the one keeping up with me, fam. Because before today, I didn't know shit about you and when I mentioned you, I addressed your comments alone. But you could not resist the the urge to take a swipe at me. He's now forming balanced. From accusing me of being a power puff member to being toxic and heart-broken to being woke. Is this all from yesterday 'till now that you gathered all that? Again, the joke is all on you... keep keeping up with me online.
Lifeless, fking troll and dèmon.

Awwww sorry
No cry jare
You don't know nothing about me,really?
but you were quick to link me up with my "fellow men" saying we are jittery and have low self esteem and we are always saying this and that,bashing women and jumping on threads .
So you don't know me and you said all that?
The worst part is everything you typed is a lie from the mouth of a demon on makeup.
I don't bash people,I give you my view and reply.
Yes I called you toxic and everything else,like come on you know you are.
Also I will rather be a troll coz of human beings and not dead brain zombies like you,but since I don't troll then you're safe.
The trolling will be between you and the men that are toxic like you.

Magnoliaa:


K. Then you are fking liar and nothing but claiming I don't stand up to other ladies. Just go and rest.

You don't care when a woman talks to a fellow lady? I laugh in Hispanic. But you were the one who brought her up as an example. Adeboye gave a one-sided advice to only women, same way Abah gave a one-sided advice to only men. But you criticised the latter and say you do not have any business with the former... is your own logic making sense to you? You think saying "I don't chook mouth in women's matter" absolutely absolves you of your bias? You should not have mentioned her at all then since you don't involve yourself in women's issues. I sure hope you don't comment on women's matter too or create threads about them. Mùmu.

Omo! Na wig of foolishness dey your head.
You mentioned "Submissiveness, cleaning and cooking" and I said Mrs Adeboye said the same thing and some ladies bashed her.
So what's the problem about that?
You're just dishing out points that are not only off but stupid enough to make them Crown you "queen of stupidity of this century and the next one"
Once somebody gives advice to men,as a man I can take it up and question the speaker.if that's annoying you, then get a glass and pour yourself a generous quantity of snipper.
Also unlike you,I'm not bitter so I don't bash women nor create thread to bash them.Arindin.

Magnoliaa:

It's getting clearer that you are d^mb, but how bad it is is what is coming to light. Why are you going back many comments upward? I called you immature; you CALLED me a kid -- that was that. Why exactly are you still trying to link me and other women together, "my female friends" in your words, and say that we bash men? Why do you keep pushing that?? How fking hard is it for you to focus on the issue here? But no, if you have not attempted to rope in other women and attack them, you won't feel better. Since you have no problem grouping me together with other ladies, why do you object to me referring to you as other men?

You have cow dung inside your head, I'm definitely
sure you no fit use the same brain God is giving to all human to type this well butterd nonsense.
Oloun maje .
Of course I will go back to comments, because you're building on your previous comments also and you used the "You and other men" first then i use "you and your female friends".
I don't have any issue to thrash out with you anymore,but if you have one then I'm ready.
You give me "gbas" and I will give you "gbos"
You talk like someone that's not bitter and ready to exchange sane views then I will do the same.

Magnoliaa:

Abi now. Tell me more about your life story. It can only be because of the pain and heartbreak you have suffered from women's hands that make you start hopping on any topics about them, insulting them and creating scenarios about random women in your head.

Awwww classic human Manipulation and mind games
Sorry to disappoint you dear, unlike you I don't have daddy issue,I don't have mummy issue,nobody broke my heart, I'm not toxic or bitter,I don't insult men or women unless they do first,I don't hop on threads to bash people because I was raised with so much love and you clearly lack that.
So I know you're asking this question because you clearly have a problem with men,but me I don't have problem with women.
We are not the same and I really hope you find peace
Today have set a man straight when he committed the fallacy of hasty generalisation about women in relationship and I do that many times,I hope you do that when you see women bashing men.

Magnoliaa:


Ohhh, now it is my problem alone? But I thought you were interested in my online antecedents just now. You believe I do not disagree with my fellow ladies and advising me to stand up for my beliefs, so why can you not furnish that with proofs? Show me where I do not always do that.

Then if you stand up to your fellow ladies, you won't have a problem when I said I stand up to my fellow men also, neither will you start telling me to stand up to a lady like yourself because she was dishing out advice to her fellow ladies.
Telling me I'm not balanced because I'm not chooking mouth in women matter,like that's my problem.

Magnoliaa:


That's better. Your vitriol and vileness any day, anytime, ten times over your fake niceness and condescending tone.

Do anything to you? Absolutely not. You just exposed yourself for a FOOL with a fragile ego...when obviously you were trying to kiss up to my ašs less than 24 hours ago, telling me I am a lady and not a baby, now you're changing mouth and calling me a baby. The joke's on you for swallowing for your own words.

You're a FOOL again, in all caps; that's what I'll call you back. A shameless one, no less. Olodo.

Ogbeni koshi danu jare
Actually I'm nice, but not to wild animals like you.
Apologies to the wild animals though,because they are still a thousand times better than you.
You decided to bring out your claws and fangs to fight me for absolutely no reason,I returned the same energy now you're opting for using the reverse psychology to make it look like I'm the villain.
No today stupid,definitely not today.
Dead brain slowpoke forming woke,next time consult the two sides of your brain before typing like a mad dumbo that you are.

Magnoliaa:


Infact sef, let's hash this out. Because someone will decide to cool down small and some of you will just carry madness and come and enter one's mentions.

Oh! Dear you're loosing it fr,you sure you're okay?
Incase you don't have retentive memory you quoted my comment,not the other way around.
So I guess finally we know who is mad and need urgent mental hospital.

Magnoliaa:

So YOU KNOW I have always been afraid to speak up or to say my mind? Tell me all about it. You know the things that scares me? You know the issues I don't comment on? Interesting! Who are the ladies I am always afraid to mention here or call out or "dare" to disagree with? Abeg, mention their monikers and back your claims with proofs because, for you to say something like that, you obviously must have been observing and you know the "women" I feel jittery to quote.
So before today, I don't disagree with women? Bring the instances too. Hehehe. Bi pe mi o gbo ri. You know for a fact I have NEVER questioned things I don't agree with and pick what I want to pick from them? No run away o. Answer all these thoroughly.

Everything you said above is your problem,maybe you should hire a detective to check out Everything for you.
You already know why i told you to speak up because it was my reply to you saying I should question ladies advising other ladies but Incase you've forgotten again,check the previous replies.

Magnoliaa:

And, what's the bit about "I am a lady?" "Not a baby?" What exactly brought about the juxtaposition? Lady in what sense? Are you inferring I am dumb or I should not be dumb since it's babies that do not know how to question things... so why would you be advising me to not be a baby? And on the other side, being a "lady" is what is supposed to make me think and be independent-minded abi? Am I supposed to have sense by virtue of being a lady?

I said you're not a baby that you should speak up when a lady say something you don't agree with just like I will say something when I don't agree with what another man says.
So all these "Are you inferring I am dumb or I should not be dumb since it's babies that do not know how to question things... so why would you be advising me to not be a baby? And on the other side, being a "lady" is what is supposed to make me think and be independent-minded abi? Am I supposed to have sense by virtue of being a lady?" That you have typed is your problem o and anything you like you say to yourself .

Magnoliaa:


And quit using the patronising tone with me. Tf is I am lady and not a baby and I should not be afraid to speak when I don't agree with something? Are you okay? Are you seriously alright upstairs? Like, for real, are you mad or something? Is it your baga that says things I don't agree with and I am afraid to call out? Abi it is you I become a baby for? Pele ti e. I didn't know I was a "lady" before. Come and tell me about my own biology.

Either the left side of your Brian is leaking or your have a screw loose somewhere in your head but not like I care though,your first reply showed you brain need proper check up.
Shebi it is abuse you want ba? Na that abuse you go get gaskin ni faa.
Yes you're a baby,tf you goan do?

Magnoliaa:


Shebi I have told you to drop this matter? I have rested it o. Yes, I called you immature and you called me a kid and that was it for me. I did not push it again... but if you will choose to continue towing that line, I will bath you with the mud you are looking for. Me and some of my female friends here will be bashing the writer? If you will not stay on track and address what I am saying and you want to go personal.

I know you will just keep going back and forth, miscontruing all I am saying... write 20,000 explanatory words for all I care, I clearly get that you do not have a problem with a woman advising women alone but you do with a man advising only men.

Is like your madness is of the highest order,You will bath me with mud? Lmao!
You must really think you're good in insulting people,please let's start .

I wrote a very harmless comment but since you're so toxic and bitter you did not even catch the point, the next thing is to start calling me a "kid" and shouting "You Men"
Wo I don't care what men has done to you,problem e niyen.
But as you don carry that toxicity reply me,then you will have the attention you really crave for.

And yes when a man tries to be hypocritical I will take it up with him and if you can do the same with your fellow lady,that's your problem and your freaking problem alone.

You did the right thing
The bank will surely sort it all out
I wonder the agony the sender is in right now.

Stop doing drugs bro,it's bad for your health.

You want me to eat that for over #5million? Op what's wrong with you? Why do you people like doing stuffs like this? Omo! E tire me for you people o.
Anyways where's the location? I'm not coming there to come and eat it o,I just want to come and check something very important.

Dj! Bring me 2 keg of palmwine incase that food get too much pepper
Barman! Play me "We Go Chop Anything" by Psquare and Vladimir Putin.

Hmm this is strong
Op have you tried praying about it?
Sometimes it might be physical and sometimes it might not be.
Just pray to God in your own room about the problem or talk to a friend that believe.
It's a good thing to have someone you can connect to emotional when you're of age,so Op something is wrong.

This one too na evangelist?
With all the heavy makeup and shine shine on the face and ear?
Anyways make I no judge,no be my duty be that .

She shared her view and she will get people with the same view to support her, so it's cool.

But as for me,celibacy is bae.
Will practice it till I get my brand new Canadian wakanda wife and do the do on za wedding night.
I no fit dey do the do before marriage, e no go special again.

Dj! 2 cups of palmwine with 30 bottles of Odogwu bitters for me.
Barman! Play me "I will not hoe around" by Cardi B and Jay Jay Okocha.