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God! Sha no lemme talk wetin dey my mind maybe the guy below me fit talk am.
But wait, do you have low self esteem?
Because i don't understand why you will keep creating new accounts to send request to someone blocking you,like what is wrong with you man?
Leave the lady alone she's not interested in being friends with you,find another lady and put interest,life no suppose hard nau.
Stop disturbing the lady and move on.Simple!

Dj! 33 cups of palmwine and 4 stick of suya
Barman play me "You Dey Vex Me" by kriss Daniel and Harry Maguire.

Nothing special about the movie,it's a movie about two ashewos.
One ashewo named rose and the other ashewo named jack and Jack died because rose no gree give am space to stay with her on the wood she was resting on when the titanic got wrecked.
You see! Nothing special.

Dj! Bring me 2 bottles of champagne and 40 kegs of palmwine
Barman! Play me "whenever I remember titanic water run away my eyes" by 2pac Shakur and Speed Darlington.

Ok

Kly003:
Good questions, I had my bachelor's already in naija and was working with it back in naija.... I

Thanks boss,God bless you.
Please I want you to put more light to this thing I'm having problem with.
I checked online for schools in poland but I'm seeing like $1k,$2k and $3k as tuition fee.
The thing now is I don't know how much is possible for a student to earn over there,you know everything will depend on the money earned.
You have an idea about the tuition and how much that a student can earn,so which school will you advise me to go for base on tuition fee.
Also I saw places like Warsaw and some other places that have forgotten are good to get job.
I'm hoping to either studying something in tech like programming or kuku go for stuffs like vet doctor since whites dey like pet.

I go supply palmwine, kolanuts, spiritual koboko and white powder
Those evil people must collect back to back


Dj! Bring me my schnapps and alligator pepper
Barman! Play me "enough is enough" by Robert Mugabe and Pasuma.

Well life is just like a charcoal

Dj! 1 keg of palmwine for me,1 for Ali Baba and 1 for Alimat Mama
Dj! Play me "na who know way dey make money" by Adekunle Gold and Will Smith.

First of all, gather 200 area boys and give them pankere and koboko to flog his black bumbum.
Why run away when you know say yo be criminal?
You wan do the crime but no wan do the time ba? May lightning from Russia jam you and everything you own.
Be a man and be bold
Accept your punishment with your full chest.

Dj! Bring me 2 kegs of palmwine and mix fearless with it
Barman! Play me " We don catch you" by Mr Ibu and Rihanna.

Kly003:
Good questions, I had my bachelor's already in naija and was working with it back in naija.... I was a banker... However, after loosing my job and things went really bad I decided to leave for Poland (check my previous post), currently I'm having a redo of BSc... Truthfully, it wasn't my intention to repeat BSc, but my school was on strike then and I couldn't get my transcripts to process my admission for masters, so I had to let go and go for BSc...

Now, the irony now is, I'm even very happy doing a Bachelors here, because it gives me a longer stay here which transcends to my residence stay and most importantly still gives me a job as tho there isn't a difference, plus it's even a shorter period of time.

2. It is very easy to get Jobs here... Not just anyhow jobs or menial works but office jobs. We ha w lots of people here even nigerians who are accounting undergraduate here working for Bank of New York here and other top Stock Exchange companies here.... I'm currently working for a very massive multinational company with equity worth billions.... Prior this moment, it was hard to get job in Poland, precisely pre pandermic period but now it's a lot easy. Poland don open pie for jobs influx plus you can work full time as a student which makes it even more better than UK that has 20 hours a week duration.

If I tell una and show una my work place, una go surprise.... But I will leave that mute... Even someone here on this Nairaland messaged me and told me he got a job from Poland as he is even in Nigeria. A big IT firm, who took care of his work permit. Poland is the country now. It can only get better.

3. Yes! Majority of your cost will be borne on turion fee which averages about 500k, flight in my time using Turkish airline was about 275k, now I think its all expensive but still 2 million naira should be okay for you to do all. I really mean it. But one last thing, STAY AWAY FROM AGENTS.

Thanks so much boss,I really appreciate.
God bless you.
Mesef won't mind redoing my bsc,make I venture into tech related course.

Kly003:
As if standsx most countries are better than naija.... I have little or no information about Romania I must tell you. I can't talk muck about it.

But I have read their economy isnt vibrant enough, but damn they got pretty ladies there....

I also know people who study there and on hollidays go to united States to work.

Op more money to you and yours.
Abeg I wan ask some quick questions
1) I thought you were done with university and even got a job you lost in Nigeria but you said you traveled to Poland with studying format,is masters you're doing now in Poland or what?
2) is it easy to find job as a student in Poland?
Did you look for the job yourself?
And is the pay you get enough to take care of your tuition,feeding and accommodation?
3) Can 2m take of everything? I mean from the Poland visa,ticket,tuition and pocket money to enter Poland.
No vex say my questions plenty,abeg help a brother.
Na Austria dey my eyes before but e be like na Poland I go Port to.

naijamanyoutube:
There are a lot of jobs here where you don’t need much training. You will be trained on the job. You can be making $7.50 per hour.

Expenses depend on you, but it’s possible for you to start building a foundation, but then you want to learn something and make better money so you are not living paycheck to paycheck.

What a lot of Nigerians do, is share expenses and then save money to start businesses in Nigeria.

As a carpenter you looking at around $24 per hour, around the same for a mechanic. As a customer service person, it’s like $12-$18.

People like mechanics or carpenters

Thanks alot,I really do appreciate.

Not planning on travelling out before but stuffs like this don dey motivate me.

Op abeg like how much do people make a month just doing normal job and what's the bill and feeding expenses like every month?
And will you need special training to work over there,
Let say someone wants to work in restaurant, hotel or as a sales attendant?

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0.Hadampson
1.Niklausefred
2. Fidelismaria
3. Nicoswit
4. Richdee1
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6. Subomi007
7. lamboladee
8. SaintHillary (UK)*
9. Vhuqnl
10. Joohan
11.Paccus
12. Richdee1
13. ichbinbrait
14. Canih28
15. olioxx
16. Savagethe21st
17. aziza45442
18. 2Lynx
19.NoFap123
20.Daintyprincess
21. Brawlscartel
22. seedorfy134
23.Tolzy11
24.RedChiefPriest
25.godsgabby
26.Jizzyjordan

Thanks bro

Na this nursery 1 pikin food be #5000?
This Op dey whine himself sha

Even if it is #5000,it will definitely not be in that kind of low budget eatry with the plastic chair peeling away like the teeth of my igwe.
You will get silly Prices like that in well furnished and sophisticated restaurants and eatries, not this kind "Chinwe and daughters" food canteen.

Dj! 1 keg of palmwine for me and add 2 plate of palmwine.
Barman! Play me "I no fit believe am" by Olu Jacob's and Nicki minaj.

Ferrari, heard is for wealthy people.

Ha! This thing too long o
I no fit read am,but make the people wey dey vex no vex again and make the people wey dey make dem vex no make them vex again.

Dj! 1 keg of palmwine to read this news when I'm ready
Barman! Play me anything you like.

Nothing to see here, just barbarians doing their barbaric duty.
Kill animal,kill women,kill people of opposite religion and lol! it is very peaceful.

Investigate that lady and the pastor,something fishy and meaty is going on.
The husband death fit get k-leg.

Dj! Bring me 2 kegs of palmwine to clear my eyes,this news no clear.
Barman! Play me "is this playing?" By Kim Jong un and Awilo logomba.

uncleck:
We've been working hard from time immemorial. But each day you wake up, you realize that you have more responsibilities bigger than all the ones you've hitherto catered for. This adulthood ehn

No be lie sha
Make God help man

Work hard so you can afford it then the obsession will stop or buy mask and cutlass then go for samsung hunting.
Me too like the phone

Rabbits and parrots will be my pet
No dog and definitely no cat

This is a tragedy
This regime just kuku pour petrol and gasoline to the fire other regimes started.

A thief and More
Don't let uniform stop you from displaying your talent king
Thief yesterday, thief today,thief tomorrow and thief forever more

HAIL the king of thieves
The uniform thief himself
The Unburnt,unshamed and father of thief Victoria,thief Simeon and thief Sandra
The thief legend on the iron throne
We hail thee.

DJ! 2 kegs of palmwine and 10 bottles of fearless for me
Barman! Play me "legal armed robbers" by Ebele Jonathan and Jason Statham.

Haha let her come and pay respect to the man behind her smiles nau.
But this side chick don drink fearless o,she get mind show face sha.
That's like a boko haram member coming to an army burial to pay respect, he go collect woto woto.

Dj! 3 kegs of palmwine,1 for me,1 for the wife and 1 for the sidechiken.
Barman! Play me "Beat her very well" by Yemi Alade and Cardi B.

He treats you like a princess, but he's insecure?
If you're the one spending heavily on your female Rottweiler,won't you protect it with everything to prevent one ekuke from giving her belle?
You will lock it inside and padlock the Door and even put security guard to make sure she no dey miswaka .

On a serious note sha, I doubt there's anything you can do because he probably got hurt and he's yet to overcome the pain.
So you will either leave him and his princess treatment and go with another man that won't control you.
It is your life and your choice, think about it well.
He might change if you keep giving him reasons to trust you but na BIG PROBABILITY sha.
So sit down and choose what you want to get in your marriage.

Dj! Give me 2 kegs of palmwine with fearless, 7 bottles.
Barman! Play me"The Clown" by Joseph Yobo and 50 cents.

Good one

ayomide8990:
0.Hadampson
1.Niklausefred
2. Fidelismaria
3. Nicoswit
5. Jaycew ( POLAND)*
6. Subomi007
7. lamboladee
8. SaintHillary (UK)*
9. Vhuqnl
10. Joohan
11.Paccus
12. Richdee1
13. ichbinbrait
14. Canih28
15. olioxx
16. Savagethe21st
17. aziza45442
18. 2Lynx
19.NoFap123
20.Daintyprincess
21. Brawlscartel
22. seedorfy134
23.Tolzy11
24.RedChiefPriest
25.godsgabby
26.Jizzyjordan

Another Wonderful Japa Story.

Thanks boss

Where's the Dog and Corn? I no see them.

Ok

Happy married life
The babe don secure the bag
Few years from now,baba go off and the wives go settle and dissect baba properties, sabinus sef no do pass this one.
Classic investor strategy,more wisdom.

Dj! 2 kegs of palmwine,1 for me and 1 for this old man
Barman! Play me "all we need is love" by Ngolo Kante and Celine dion.

And they left them alone,what for?
Why can't they kill them and bomb those stupid urchins.
This government and the army sef something dey worry their brain for real.