₦airaland Forum

jashar:
lack emotional stability.
Low intelligence quotient.
No sense of humour.
No business acumen...

Need I go on...

you are very silly, which one do you have in all these or is it only men that are supposed to do business? After youl be shouting gender equality.

Flashh:
[color=#225484]These are pointless. [/color]

actually it applies to a lot of people!

At 1997 he no fit carry the boy again. Lazy man

Take it to fp now!

inevitableme:

That must be emenike!

Lmao!!!! I am a risk taker but before staking my all, o would have locked up that it would not work so the outcome doesnt strike me to death. if it does work, we are good to go. There is no feeling sorry for this bros...

BeeBeeOoh:
Children go soon disgrace am 4 pitch.

Skill is more powerful than energy. skill is what jj has!

sinaj:
c where d small gurl ukwu de go

you are too silly. for real.

Icon4s:
I dnt know where or when this bizare act started. We never did this during our time. On the day we wrote our last exam in school we organized a praise and worship session to thank God for seeing us through. If u passed through Ogun State University between d late 1990s and early 2000s, where cultism was at its peak, Aluta and sch closure, ASUU strike every year, u have every cause to give thanks to God.

My first encounter with this bizare water or paint bathing act was when i was running a masters programme in one of the Unis in d SS.
I saw pple chasing themselves up and ddown. At first I thought it was gang/cultists attack. I quickly took cover and went to observe from a safe position only to see these children carrying dirty water in plates, pots and bucket and emptying it on one girl & a boy.
i later asked one of my fellow msc students and was told they jst graduated. I was so pissed off.

So now dey have graduated from water to paints. Lord have mercy.

Dont mind them. I sometimes really wonder what is there to celebrate in graduating as a half baked individual, graduating to enter into another sphere of suffering in the labor market and also graduating with the poor infrastructure we were being trained with in the university. I went to a private school that paid a lot and I was happy because I felt I graduated with the best of it all but furthering my studies abroad, it just dawned on me that Nigeria education system is in its death phase and this has nothing to do with the infrastructure but the quality of teaching.

Sessyjee:
Lol.. I once did a 40km journey here in Lagos(sport bike)... Pls kindly share more info about e-bikes are dey avaiable sir..

well, I dont see any nigerian spending $1500 dollars going to buy a bicycle because it enables you move faster depending on its capacity. I have seen e-bikes with speed of 70k per hour that's the top though. and at 1500, it should be one of the cheapest around. Its just a bicycle with rechargeable batteries that gives you the ease of soft pedaling and in the process moving faster. I don;t know what technology is behind that.

But i dont get why are nigerians so petty and always thinking of evil things to do? There is no single respect for morality and love for the next person. So much hate and greediness. If someone can sitdown and come ip with thiskind of plan, then he can also sitdown and come up with a good idea to put food on their table. How much is 1500 naira that somebody would think of emgaging in such wickedness?

delishpot:
Maybe they followed up the acct number of his actual act cos he withdrew his first then helped the stranger.

So if this same case played out but the difference was that after he withdrew then thief was behind him and wjen he left the theif used the atm machine. Would he still be accused?

delishpot:
Na wa o. So the mumu bank no get surveilance camera around the bank but dem get for ATM?
Didnt that sane camera catch the face if the thief that was calling the pins
Poor dude has learnt not to help anyone in his life again.

This story doesnt even sound true.. if he used an atm that does not belong to him to make a withdrawal, then how did the ban know he is the one and have his number , calling him on his person phone and stuff?

Anonymous1900:
Hello Everyone

Let me start by saying this is not an opportunity to judge or criticize my decisions or lack of it there of. I would also try to be as open and forthcoming as possible regarding all information to help you offer any opinions either from personal experience of inferred ideas.

I already have a direction am inclined to lean towards but its not set in stone and am very much open to ideas from others (I actually welcome it as i like to be thorough and get all the information i can have before making decisions)

I was recently offered a position in Nigeria due to start in a month at the latest however i am currently rounding off a research program in the united states (6 months to finish). The prospective employer will not defer the position till i finish in 6 months time. I had interviews with the vice president of the company when i was in Nigeria last year and a couple of other interviews but i guess due to the instability of the economy (elections and all), the offer never materialized till now. i consider the offer a place to start and while I cant be specific about the exact figure here, its upwards of 250k/month after Tax.

Before you make your decisions based on the offer or my current academic situation, here is a little about me. I have a BSc (Nigeria), MSc (Uk) and MEng (USA).... All in engineering (so i wont consider the figure impressive however its not an entry position and that is my basic pay so there are other benefits). i have paid work experience in the Uk and US and took up an unpaid work experience in an Oil & gas servicing company in Nigeria for about 6 months. needless to say i am well educated but without enough experience in my chosen field and this offer hopes to fill that void.

if you also want to ask why am i not eager to come back to Nigeria? the economy seems fairly unstable now, Iran deal is sure to devastate the oil sector further and destabilize the Nigerian economy even more for those that understand the vicissitudes of the Iran deal. I do have access to getting residency papers in the USA which will coincide with the time i finish my research or a few months after without doing anything shady or sinister (most of my family are here anyway). I am also fully aware that with or without papers, jobs are not automatic any where but you will agree with me that its a little easier abroad than in Nigeria. a good example is the current offer i am considering where i still needed an introduction to setup the interviews and even though i did all the grunt work, i wont have even gotten in the door without knowing someone. The company as a matter of policy does not even advertise positions.

A little about the company: international company with huge investment portfolio in the millions of dollars, where its based should not be important but its on the island. cant reveal more than that about the company.

[b]please let me know what you think or what you would do in my shoes. Also i would be happy to answer any questions that help you offer better advise provided its something i can reveal[/b]

Thanks in advance

Finish your research work. Its worth more than 500k a month paying job!

You know your mum is nigerian when you do something bad and she locks you in an empty room in the house and passes food for you with a bible to read.

naijacutee:
Lol. I just need to know if it's practical. I don't really care about what people think to be honest. People thinking I'm poor won't remove/add anything from my body :-). Let them think what they want.

Me too. I like the idea of cycling especially when i left Nigeria. I am hoping that i can cycle again if i get back there again and i fing dont care what people would think about me but one should understand that its almost very unsafe because there are alot of mad people on the road. If a trailer or bus can hit or fall on a car and kill the people in it, is someone safer with a bike? And the weather isnt so good for this also. You dressed up for work and ride under the really hot weather accompanied with dust and mud and you think you would have a swell day at work? Some comapnied abroad provide a bathroom for employees so in some cases its easier to just get to work, take your bath and continue your work but where can you see that in naija? The only way you would enjoy a bike ride is for sports alone.. and yea e-bikes are the newest things in bicycle history now!

alaoeri:
PDP & Metuh are not in any position to question PMB campaign promises.

give this man a big booty babe for free.

sill PDP. only 60 days and they are wailing. but they were there for 16years and they did nothing...These guys are funny

TheDauraMallam:
Your comment is confusing.

You started by supporting Ruggedman

and yet,



This quote got me lost.

You're deluded, man.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_displaying_homosexual_behavior
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2547823/The-woman-threw-pet-cat-gay.html

Go back to school!

We don't need ignorant goats like you in the 21st century society.

ok. I would have responded to you but you are equally foolish too because the link you sent to me has no real proof.

My ways are not your ways neither are my thoughts yours sayeth the lord of host

coolestrogue:
Tinubu should leave this innocent woman alone

tinubu controls efcc now?

BankManager:
Mikel juju dey work sha..lol.. He has done well at
Chelsea.

How?

Abajosax007:
nigerian universities with their ''mega buildings'' but poor facilities...

Gbam!

Rubbish. In german : Qautsch

mmb:
sorry, it is not meant for you. no need to comment.

It would nvr make fp!

Whats our business? And those people using style to book space up there

Does this suv stil exist? I have not seen it here in uzbekistan beforr.

Kossyne:
He should better go and do something about his dead career than meddling in affairs that are beyond his comprehension

You are soo fooolish.. really! Because his time has passed as an artiste which naturally is the way of the world, he should not express his opinion about his displeasure of an embarrassment of an act? Homosexuality and lesbianism is a No No for me and there is no way in the world I would a accept it as a natural way of life or that human race is evolving. If you cant explain to me why lesser animals have not embraced it yet, then don't try to convince me that we should.

Charism:
I was in for the final stage of interview @ Access bank for the job of a graduate sales rep today. Got into the office and was asked the usual - 'tell me about yourself' and 'why do you want to work for us' question. I answered them and the man seemed impressed by my answers.

But then.. He interrupted me and asked me:

if you were to be handed your employment letter today, how would you generate 500 accounts for us in one month?

I wasn't expecting the question, but then I told him that I would go to potential market places like universitys- during 100 level registration, industrail centers. He wasn't impressed and he pressed me for more answers.(Am interested in more answers to the question) I told me that I had no banking and marketing experience. He replied me saying that I didn't need experience to answer the question and that I obviously didn't have any interest on the job plus a cold - "have a nice day". I felt hurt. I might be called to pick my employment letter, I might not be called.

A flash back on the interview made me understand that he wanted an unusual answer that would get his attention. If I had done a lot of online research I probably would have walked out of that office smiling.

The lesson I learnt which other graduates should learn from is this: do a proper research on the job you applied for, how its done,how the company does it, her policy on it everything. Know about that job as if you've already started work there. Ask questions about the job, from those who have the work experience.

Thanks.

Useless job position. Marketing... 500 accounts a month... smh

alienvirus:
This Police officer is usually seen at Sabo junction, Ikorodu, Lagos. She controls the traffic usually known with gridlock excellently. Whenever this woman mans the notorious junction, be rest assured that traffic will disappear there.

It is not only when a police office does any bad that we push them to limelight. She is one of the exceptional police officers we have got.

Mod, please do the needful

Rubbish. Whats the superficial thing about her doing her work? She is paid to do it and do it welk