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Nigerians and promotion of trash!

Patek 20k... hmnmn.. *thinking out looud*

Utchgirl:
Lollzz !


Dis man is gradually buying d hrt of some masses in Ekiti state.

Well done sir........

Eku work !

Not gradually. He already has. Fayose knows grassroot politics more than another persons combined in Nigeria!

engrshakespeare:
sharrap there, GNLD slave. u will soon be caught

Lol.. u hve no idea

Nollywood should stop this madness!

Jimdonnet:
I have posted my need for a menial job vacancy and I came across this poster one morning in front of my house. This particular one read "VACANCY SECURITIES,WAITERS AND FACTORY WORKERS NEEDED CALL 0809********"I called it and a man picked up and directed me to their headquarters at gbagada.


In my desperation for a job he told me to come on Monday before 9am. Rain was even falling but I still entered rain and went.i did not know the road to gbagada first Pedro. But I kept asking my way around. soon I was in a neat street and walked down the street till I came across the building that the jobless man I was talking with on phone said It's his headquarters. I saw him a short, dark man and entered the building. Fellow naira landers behold isn't was the INFAMOUS GNLD HEADQUARTERS. I just smiled because I knew even if they use juju or voodoo to collect my money it won't even work because I have learnt about them also.i just merely played along with them. He directed me to a man who now took me to a big hall full of youths.


I sat down the the air condition hall brought out my phone and was pinging.at my back a boy not less than 23 tapped me and asked if am new I said yes.i learnt he is a "SENIOR MANAGER" at gnld. His sister was also also senior manager.


fastforward they began calling their workers who also re youths of 16 years SENIOR MANAGERS,EMERALD DIRECTORS,SAPPHIRE DIRECTORS.i was like see format. Even the top oga that is emerald director I look better and well kept talk less of I should mention the man that directed me that looked like a wolf. During the lectures some of the new comers began to leave.as they realised they were scam.


After the entire lecture the second man that took me to the hall called me outside.he then sat me down and told me that that 16 year old boy was earning 250 000 naira every month. I was like in my mind 250 k and is am holding a better phone than him. I even told the man money does not fit that boy.the man then told me to purchase a form for 12,100. I began teasing him that does he want half payment.he said yes. I said okay that I am even expecting someone to come. to their company today. That I invited my friend along. I then formed a phone call and told my suppose imagery friend that I am at an atm machine I saw earlier while coming. That was how is a escaped.



I WANT OTHERS TO LEARN FROM THIS THAT GNLD IS INDEED SCAM.IF YOU SEE THE YOUTHS THAT ARE FIRST TIMERS THEY ARE OVER A 1000 AND I AM SURE 800 OF THEM WILL BE SCAMMED. AM 90%SURE BECAUSE GNLD PEOPLE HAVE SUGAR COATED TONGUES


KINDLY LET THIS BE ON THE FRONT PAGE TO WARN OUR YOUTHS THANKS

You silly nigeria s have to change your mentality about the wealth and extent to which you judge people by the clothes they wear or things you think you have thats better than theirs. because you are using a good phone doesnt mean you have it better than people who have lesser specification of phones

Atmmachine:
I hate smelly pussy with passion.
I've had ugly experiences with girls who vaginas smells like rotten fish.

But the smell of your boxers and penis is no different. Smh

DaBullIT:
Yorubas


Spreading culture and tradition since 1909

Silly you..

FreeGlobe:
what was his source of income before becoming governor?

Go and find out

petux:
FTC......Today is my Birth day..A thousand likes for me!!...

You are so stupid even as you became a year older. There are some things that should not be toyed with. This thread is one of them.

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eyenibibio:
Lalasticlala, pls do the needful.
Btw, Obasanjo will be greatly missed when he passes on. This is a man that keeps the polity on heat.

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Nonsense talk.

Buchukwu:
You're an Ediotic Idi0t. The truth hurts, Can you point one achievement this !mbecilE you called a president has made, I said just one. If you don't know what wailing is, grab your dictionary. If you don't say just ONE achievement of buhari in these 100 day, you'll die by accident before this week runs out. Ise, Ise, Ise I've spoken

What did pdp do in 16years? You guys are really something else. Lol

unitysheart:
Our government need to really do something about our roads. The kind fear wey dey enter me anytime I'm traveling is unprecedented.

is it the roads or the people driving the vehicles? let me give you instances. Why should there not be a structural system that checkmates the
1. amount of speed by each road user and a structural system that punishes you for over speeding certain limits being allocated to a particular road?
2. Why and how should you leave your lane and follow a one-way. (this is an instance where there is a holdup due to bad road and maybe an accident).
3. Why on earth should there not be a structural system that checks the road worthiness of all vehicles on the road. Most road accidents especially by bigger vehicles are caused by bad brakes or bad tires or a mechanical fault that was stupidly overlooked, thereby putting the lives of other road users in danger?

I am clamoring for a punishment system that works. but if you look at it deeply, where are you going to start from?
If you over speed in a developed country, a camera snaps your car, in less than a week, you get a bill to pay a fine. How did they know your house number and how did they know you are the owner of the car? (you also cannot escape it because if you dont pay the bill as at when due, it would be increased and later on it would be sent to a bad rating organization which would have that record for 5 years. in that time, you cannot rent an apartment or do something normal citizens are entitled to) There is a structure that has already registered the car plate number to your name and identity which is in a central database and can be accessible to authorities. I might be talking to much but as soon as we have a working central database that has information of every legally residing persons in the country, the better things would start to become!

oluwaSmith1:
Check out his origin :-

check out your own origin. Dolt!

/Nice Job.

powerfulsettingz:
Ridiculous

there are some things you dont joke with and this my friend is one of them. the picture you put there is totally inappropriate and should not be there because you are looking for likes on a silly comment you made.

godoluwa:
eh boy, cant you comprehend or what?

deine papi ist eine junge

vickylala239:
this is total nonsense!!!

Y Una no enter suckaway!!!!

Desperate attitude to get noticed!!!!!

Wetin concern engagement wit swimming pool.!!!!

Swimming pool was meant for swimming Nt for this shit!!!!

Many gels Hv lost deir life,Cuz of following a foolish man to do notice Mi!!!

Tomorrow now After marriage, She will cum here and open a thread::: my husband Does Dnt do d crazy stuffs he did before marriage, what shuld I do?

Lol. Apparently other silly folks on this thread seem to be thinking with their anuses..if theres any word like that.

Toks2008:
Exactly my point.

Romantic proposal is very relative and what may seem to be romantic to you may not be to him and infact it is a man who makes up the proposal module.

What if a man just tells you "honey,marry me" and maybe the lady have been dreaming of a man going down on a knee to propose and it will surprise you how many ladies have said no to a marriage proposal simply because of the way the guy proposed. This is my point.

People are missing the point these days and thats why alot of people make mistakes. The module of the proposal should not matter in any way. women r moved by what they hear more than what they see. We watch too many foreign movies and adopt too many western cultures which should not be so!

sogbish:
U r just jealous! Go look bush! Yeye dey smell.

You are the one smelling

HungerBAD:
Sometimes i am puzzled to how people act.

They say the Yoruba race started from IFE. We have a prince that wants to be a King in Ife, going to Kano, Kaduna, ABuja and other "NORTHERN STATES" lobbying to be the King of a Yoruba land.

Lobbying for a Western Stool, in the Northern part of Nigeria.

So what exactly am i missing here?does this mean the Ooniship will be decided in the North? or are the Kingmakers living in the North?or maybe Ife is related to the North?once upon a time, Oba's used to be picked very quietly. But now? everything has been politicized for selfish reasons.

What happened to the Oracles making the choice of who rules?anyway i am just an observer, performing my Civic duty.

Are you just so silly or you wanted to be first to comment?

hotelsng:
Early this month, a man proposed to his girlfriend at a hotel swimming pool in Lagos. We think it is romantic and innovative. What do you think?

Romantic ko. This is pure rubbish..

Sweetyie:
Cos I love u

Mschew..

Sweetyie:
Abi. Mtcheeewwwwwwww. Couldn't make it on d first page

why are you telling us please?

Freemanan:
THE BAD IMAGE THIS IDIATS ARE GIVING US EHN...



ISSORAI

my friend shutup

MosakuAW:
You were making sense with your comment until you made mention of the sentence above. Are you a Japanese or a Togolese, that you labelled Nigerians with such word.

Kindly choose you choice of words carefully, because next time you use such word, you might be hit by a moving train.

If I am Nigerian, then i guess the moving train would never hit me because there are basically non/less functional there.

MosakuAW:
I will only use this made in Nigeria car, if only PMB make it his official car.

Am happy that we are heading somewhere, but can we get there?

Let all government officials change their official cars to Innoson saloon car just like the military era, when all official cars were Peugeot. Every citizens where buying Peugeot cars then: 504Gl, 504Sr, 505 evolution, 404Gl e.t.c

Why should pmb use it? Is it safe enough and has the security apparatus to prptect a serving president? You nigerians are just too foolish. There are 170m nigerians and pmb does not need to use a product before you know they actually like or support it? So what happens to other brands? because they are not nigerian we should not use them? Those other producta have their histories. Before kia got to where it is in the nigeria market, it was also segregated. So please everything takes time and dont think because we have to support our own there should be a silver bullet introduction and use.

[quote author=Unsad post=37317191]Jesus sent out demons, nowadays pastors are giving people demons . Chariot of fire comman take me away abeg[/quote
are you Elijah?

Whats our business?

Omo no be by this rubbish o. When e hot for battle nobody go send beauty o. There are many arab women yoyr beauty iss still learning work with..

What is the essence of this silly thread? No correlation between topic and content

jemimaa01:
you cant be too sure his fiancee wld stand by him..every normal thinking lady wouldn't anyway...yes,she has been played,and exactly because she doesn't have anything to lose,she shld tell the other lady!

Which woman is normal thinking? Lol