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Speedy men. Mix this shi with milk and you are done!

CLeAtHead:

His face don dey fresh..........But you remain Clueless. The DumbF*** robbed us of almost 6yrs of development.


Even Yaradua's reign was better........ I hope you and your Pig of a wife rot in Jail

Modified: So many Butthurt fans "©umming" for my head........No pun intended

it's people like you that dont have anything tangible doing and also its ur type that goes to do jazz for your neighbour because he is prospering...your hate and level of naievity is so much that it stinks to the high heavens. This is not even about your post but about your mentality. Go and tell you dad at home this same things you typed here

agarawu23:
Her school uniform is cool

It reminds me of my first day in sec sch too but the story wasn't the same. I wasn't smiling then cos na boarding school where you wont be able to see your parents again until after 3months

ISL. Go ask about it..

kilokeys:
i am d star here... and u quoted me for attention.. thats pathetic.. me and nneka go way back.

have ur fill

lol.ok

kilokeys:
why d geh no baff

nneka123 where is ur haircream.. that geh needs some

can you not try to be a wussy and stop seeking attention?

bestestgirl:
OK I know that we are supposed to ohhh and ahhh over these celebrity photographer pics but to me, in that picture above, neither the photographer nor the photographee nor the 'voice' did any work, all kudos goes to the amazing quality camera and lens that was used.

shikenan!

You would have taken thesame camera to reproduce the same results na? You think say easy?

davidque007:
First I can't make heads or tails of your balderdash post. It makes no sense and I can't understand what you are saying when the thread is about asa and ty bello. Then you crowned your post with very bad written english

Omo men maybe you are new on this forum. Leave that bros. he isin another world of his own

You are the one going naked yet vovering your breats. How ironic

masterchi:
op give her a reason to call you and she'll call you

Gbam!!!

The graphic designer who did this is wicked...lol

donholy28:
Trust women at ur own peril..my brother run for ya life..she's lying and also cheating on u.

The girl is so wicked. She is doing it even without condoms. SMH

The highly revered Toyota Brand. SMH

amusadele:
You just said it all. Who cares? If I have Toyota Camery that will take me to somewhere or where I intend to go, where the difference? All vanity, vanity vanity and vanities

no its not vanity. He is a superstar and he needs maybe that much. They have a very complex programme that only anyone who has worked side by side with them can understand. These cars are not all in one place and besides they have people who run errands for them. They use these cars..

Medunah:
6 cars?? WTF....vanity upon vanity

Chai...kai!.. stop it now!

nzgal:
After the ban, next news "he provides adequate bikes and patol cars for them". Then we will applaud!

Is it today they have been giving ng police mobility? Under 2 months they would spoil it like its their daddy manufacturing it at his backyard.. smh

Editor1:
Government of Vengeance!


Kontinu!!

Well ogar should have known that when she was busy running her mouth like a tap the plumber forgot to put a tap knob on.lesson learnt, be neutral you nvr know tomorrow!

Which prayer are they making on the dead again?

FriedPlantain:
Has nothing to with God or any supernatural being anywhere, it was a near- miss incident and the dude was just plain lucky. We should be more concerned about what stringent safety measures that should be put in place and enforced to curtail similar occurrence from happening ar at least reduce it to the greatest minimum rather than focusing on how some supernatural being helped the dude in becoming to escape unscathed in the accident. At least that is how it is done in saner climes.

Gerrarhia men shiiiii...you know wham saying? although i somewhat agree that measure should be put in place but you are in nigeria who cares? In saner climes, accidents still happen but its on a smaller scale.

zubizareta:
and you still refer to her as your gf? bro, you need your head examined...

Lmao

MissSlimbody:
Don't mind mynd jare
He said I should pm him.

Like seriously, who does that?
Naija gals no dey send pm

We sabi form

Well keep forming. You would tell me where it is written in a boy and girl relationship rule that the man is supposed to make the first initiation...kontineu

MissSlimbody:
I love my BF too, but he doesn't exist.


So, what do you think we should do

Lmao. Oya o mynd44 over to you. Finish job. Lmao!!!!!!!

AngryNigerian:
Can he get advice from Governors who tried it,like Aregbe...dey know better

I dont understand. An intellect like osibanjo is thinking this useless move can fly. Its better not to even start it than to start it nd not continue it. This is not the kind of useless policy we want them to make. They should create economic policies instead that would see that there is a conducive social environment for everybody and a credible social system that really works so that they dont just feed the children but make their parents comfortable enough so that their children dont go hungry. The is just a case of giving the man fish rather than teaching him how to catch it

fwonders22:
Hello house no email sent as regards invoice meaning its still hanging, only one person can really help us all out and that's @Ahmed he promised to call him and we need to take this serious now if he can start making calls also to that his brother at the customs office in Nahco.

Another suggestion is please is there anyone here who has a friend or relative in Houston, Texas USA? or any other place closer to Chinoxl address. I smell something fishing.

We need someone in the USA to follow him(chinoxl) and see exactly what is on ground if possible with pictures updates.

For crying out loud Chinoxl is not in another planet!! All we need is first ascertain that those goods are under Houston's custom office after then we know what to do.

We have the right to fight for our goods if possible reporting it to relevant agencies both in Nigeria and USA some people have close to 800k in that consignment.

Please house let's do a team work and start something before its too late.

Why dint you fly down to houston and see things for yourself rather than bring here, punching keyboard buttons and making silly orders and requests like you are the boss here.

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lordtosan:
We are already seeing the change you promised sir.

You are the first president to delay nominating your ministers for this long and leaving the various ministries dangling on the throes of directionlessness. That's the change

you are the first president whose core appointments have greatly run fowl to the spirit of federal character enshrined under chapter 2 of our constitution, favouring only your region and have put a razor in the unity of Nigeria. That's the change.

You are the first president who keep blaming his predecessor and touring round the world like a rock-star every passing day without focusing on the task of governance for which you were elected. That's the change!

You are the first president to have denied all the promises you made during your campaign after some i.diots voted you in. Thats the change.

You are the first who rules with BODY LANGUAGE as if you are tossing a girl without a clear blue-print of how to run the country. That's the change

mr president sir, you are indeed a change. I thought Jonathan was the most clueless president we have ever had until you buhari came into power. Jonathan cluelessness pale against yours with all due respect. I thought you were just an illiterate who didn't see the four walls of a university, i was wrong. it seems you later went to school and had a PHD in cluelessness.

Kids...smh

Barram:
my brda,no be waiting to fuss about.

If you have prblm trusting me. I also have a car paper.

I can use that has a collacteral if you want.

Instead of droppijg car paper drop the car

Barram:
Hello nairalanders.

Please i need your help with loan of N150,000.

I am facing some tough challanges and desperately need your help.
I am ready to deposit my birth,state of origin, school certificates and an infinix pad,has collacteral.

Till 3months when I will pay back with interest rate of 15%.

You can come to know my place of residence and even my family for benefit of doubt.

I live in abuja.

Contact me with the following:

PHONE:0810-6925-962

BBM:26DF3756

PLEASE NOTE: this is strictly business. If I don't repay in 3months time. Your 15% interest rate will increase to 50%. I set this standard,because I keep to my words.

Na so una dey talk when time to pay back eeach una go dey talk rubbish. With 30k you can get all these documents and you so called infinix back From their original source.

Pangea:

May God have mercy!
Why do these people always go to the rugged part of lagos to shoot their yeye videos?
That was how that other fat slob- Rick Ross, went to the slum to shoot his yeye video.

Can't they go to VGC or Banana island to shoot?
These people are reinforcing the image of Nigeria being a slum!

What part of vgc do you think is better than the parts they would ordinarily use to shoot their videos in the united states?

Antoinne:
Complain first about the many so-called american returnees played by the many terrible Nigerian actors. Why do you guys immediately demand more from a movie industry that isn't yours, yet you act as though there isn't no energy to put into the horrible nollywood you have?

deine kopf is sehr gut...lol

gokay11:
What did you expect,it is not as if he was born here

are you minding the op? Somepeople can just drink panadol for no sickness at all

rheether:
Smh.. This man sef. Does he have a wife? What about children? Don't they give him advice.

Madane r u ok?