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victorazy:
Bros u wrote what u don't know and u explained what u don't understand "horrible"

I have the answer of all ur questions but will only give u this:

Tree of knowledge and evil is not sex, Tree of knowledge and evil is MAN
Christ is the Tree of life.

Its obvious you are an agent of darkness accessing nairaland from your office in hell fire trying to deceive people but you are doing a very bad job at it..your master "satan" needs to fire you immediately. Before you said the fruit of the tree was sex now you say that the same tree where the fruit came from is not sex.. please tell me how can a dog beget a lion?

mindsalad:
ignorance gone on rampage. How can it be fornication? God deliberately provided a woman for the man for her to do what? To prepare egusi and semo abi?

Help me ask the v something guy that has been quoting me since on this thread

Yomieluv:
Every sectors is in comatose stage in GEJ's era..

INEC,JAMB,ENERGY, just to mention few are in moribund stage..nothing works in Nigeria again.

At times,I wonder if GEJ's administration is God's way of punishing Nigerians..

Well,INEC is ready,or not,I have decided..

But he has alot of naira and dollars to bid for hus re election

slightlyMad:
I happen to notice of recent that friends and families i visit seem to be comfortable with standing fans, they type that blows your spirit out of your body.

rather than install a ceiling fans in each room and careless about moving them around

I am referring to homes with no Air conditioning
Please someone enlighten me on this new trend and the inspiration behind it?

Like you said, its a trend..and the insipration behind a trend is to keep up with modern times

victorazy:
Na wa for u o!
I used simple english here.
Is obvious there was a particular fruit, meaning they can play but can't have sex just like we restrict out under age kids not to have sex.

Lol. so they were under aged now? then people who are grown ups can fornicate and it would not be wrong? how was the baby going to come if the sex did not come in? the fruit was a real fruit from a real tree. however if you fail to see that this was a fruit then you are also acknowledging that the serpent did not play a role in the whole scenario. because the bible said "Eve ate of the apple and gave her husband to eat" which means As Eve ate the fruit first, that means she masturbated (according to what you mean). Leave this man.. stop fooling yourself. I would not reply you on this topic again..

Charlesberry:
no be jazz matter, see look at it other ways, u can be a blessing to someone by just sacrificing, it's left for the person to tap and multiply that blessing, if na jazz I for give her all she requested d second time na, d case be say ehn, her mom is dead n her dad don marry someone else, d gal jst lazy dat all. she dey even use her mama name swear joint just to deserve guys. all I do is just pray for her. period

omo its good as you freed her sef. this kine person if you marry her, your finances go shutdown in record time.

victorazy:
My friend, it was fornication. The phrase "don't eat this fruit" is just a euphemism used by God. When God created Adam He brought Eve as a CONPANION not wife cuz Adam was lonely. God instructed Adam to eat all but for the fruit of good and evil he should not eat. What is the fruit of good and evil? S3X. Sex is like food u eat like food why? Because u hunger for it. Therough sex u get FRUIT of the womb and what is the fruit of womb? Child. A child is that "good and evil" eg. Cain and Abel.

What happened to humanity and sense oh My God?! Now, God said to Man, multiply and fill the earth right? right!(how was this going to happen?) then he told man, you can have of all the fruits in the garden. (in literal translation of your words it means, he can sleep with every other thing in the garden both plants and animals) but he should not sleep with the woman he (GOD) created to keep man company? In other words you are saying that its when a man has sex (fornication/adultery) that he is now a sinner and his eyes would be opened? what about all other bad things he has done and already knows about? Its not noteworthy to state that this was a fruit from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil which was known to the first humans and such and not any other thing else. Please I beg of you, the bible is one book that is never ambiguous in its explanations. it might be complex but not ambiguous. I wonder the kind of churches and the kinds of pastors that open this bible to explain it.

This abubakar swag mad. Give me his beards and take jonathans hat and shoe!

emitheo:
Guy u 2 much...

Lol

softysparky:
I just think they are exaggerating.

yes that's not in doubt. They would have probably calculated one outrageous figure and multiplied it by 8years just to punish the man and since he actually committed a crime, he has no ground to raise a voice against.

kimond101:
Okoroji

Okoroji the space booker

Lol jk is just kidding and has entered the best one chance in lagos!!!

softysparky:
Na lie jooor
That man no resemble person wey chop 1million naira.

you know the way policemen are..Its a cursed organization in Nigeria and nothing good seems to be coming out from that sector. So even if some of them have 100 million they probably wont use it for anything tangible.LOooool

Etruth:
Mtscheeeewwww. N40million naira ke? What can that buy? Money that is not enought to buy 2nd hand bicycle in Otuoke, is what you people are shouting about. How is that stealing or corruption? The guy was just smart abeg and deserves a presidential award. GEJ, over to you. Abeg do the needful.

Lmao!!!!

CrazyScientist:
See passport background like shrine

Lmao!!!!!!

This should be my first ever romance post..

#1 You Can't Wait To Play Video Games Together
You love a lot of the same hobbies
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#2 You Order For Each Other
You know each other so well, you order for each other.
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#3 You Call Each Other First With News
They are the first person you call with good news, bad news, or anything interesting.
https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/woman-man-talking-mobile-phone-men-married-42612946.jpg

#4 You Go To Each Other For Advice
If you ever need sound advice, they are the one you go to.
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#5 You Finish Each Other's Sentences
You finish each other sentences before the other even finishes.
https://www.capitalfm.co.ke/lifestyle/files/2012/07/dating-couple-laughing-475.jpg

#6 You Know What Each Other Is Thinking
You can read each others minds just by looking at each other
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#7 You Have Tons Of Inside Jokes
You have your own inside jokes that can crack you up at any time anywhere.
https://cdn2.psypost.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Man-and-woman-laughing-by-Emanuele-Spies.jpg

#8 You Have A Secret Handshake
You made up a secret handshake and aren't embarrassed to do it in front of anyone.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/u-d0m8W1XEk/maxresdefault.jpg

#9 You'd Rather Spend Time Together Than With Your Friends
You have the most fun together, more than with anyone else.
https://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2014/01/Babble-post-pic-more-sex-lead-to-smarts-or-smarts-lead-to-more-sex2.jpg

#10 You Tell Each Other Everything
He's your best friend and you love to share everything together, even gossip.
[img]http://www.thenewage.co.za/cms/gall_content/2012/9/2012_9$thumbimg129_Sep_2012_152418731-ll.jpg[/img]

Source: http://likes.com/relationships/10-surprising-signs-your-boyfriend-is-your-best-friend?utm_campaign=ml&utm_term=1257837&utm_source=ml38&utm_medium=ml&v=s4byoKX20WD2BpOIOYU5hdH41yvoF00g4QC&page=10

Tymax:


Had one client that gave me low res pics about 300 X 120px and I had to use them in a print job. I asked for high res. He said I should use photoshop to "do it". I just laughed.

Clients sha.

Ah ahn.. thats too small.

ikp4succes:
pinned

Lmao! if that car use mistake enter water eh omo na gobe o

Here you go. Graphic designer, share your experiences. If you are a graphic designer and you have not come to this point in your career then you are still a learner. Lol..

ControlX:
Thanks for the info op.
IN ANOTHER NEWS....
1. Sahara Reporters insult the President everyday(no problem).
2. Premium Times enjoy giving false information about the President(no problem)
3. The nation newspaper indict the president daily(no problem)
4. Other APC media quarters write and say nonsense about the president dialy(no problem).
Then,
1. NTA transmitted documentary on Buhari ( NTA jos catches fire)
2. AIT transmitted documentary on Buhari and Tinubu(AIT lagos catches fire).
Now, you know who the real terrorists are...
Nigerian's beware. A party that campaigns by deception, propaganda and violence will rule by that same deception, propaganda and violence.
VOTE WISELY
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GEJ TILL 2019
JK TILL 2023

Gej maybe, but jk is a dreamer.. haha

kinibigdeal:
The 3 p

Sounds like 4ps of marketing

Lmao.. @you can change burial date but you cannot change the burial itself!

BluMalam:
I figured it's because of the 3 'P's after the word 'Mega'. Still corny though.

That guy worry o. That guy looks like someone who would eat state money if elected.

kinibigdeal:
Vote MP3

Where does the 3 come in? I tried to crack my brain and couldnt find..

Mogidi:
Can you list the dwarfs that have governed in USA, UK, GERMANY etc

Nigeria is the giant of Africa, it is not a pygmy nation.

Ok!

Mogidi:
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More like the "man of the Pygmies".[/size]
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2197176_midgetsnation_jpeg529d6d3a072e332a3d6074e93fbc4a6a

What does height have to do with good leadership? Foolisshness. Thats why progress is always hard to come by in this part of the world

channelz:
"You see, he's using paper to cover it too..."

Lol.Funny//

Timitunechi:
he can try deeper life girls am 99.9% sure they wont trouble him or my sister way don breakup recently like NEPA light because she refuse to give boys kiss una fit

omo no girl now is a saint o.. All of them are dirty inside.

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owobokiri:
Very peurile and typical argeument from a fervent disciples of the Angry Peoples Community! Is jonathan running against martins Onovo or against one epileptic buhari? This is 2015 and not 1983. An octagenerian with questionable health and shaky intellectual resjme is the worst candidate for the post of the presidency. With all his genocidal pazt and coup making pedigree, this frail upstart is a massive emberassment to Nigerias democracy. He wouldn't have been this relevant, if not for rampaging tribalists like the quoted poster above who in their clannish stupor are desperate to make a point.

Yobo was lucid and coherent. He willingly resigned from the captainship of the super Eagles in order to give the younger ones the chance to blossom. He didnt stick his butt in there like some indinspensable God sent messaich egg head whose oversized ego needs to be periodically massaged every 4 years so our dogs and baboons won't go go extinct! A frail granpa should be at home taking care of his grand children.., teaching them how to count 1, 2, 3 and A, B, C. . e shouldn't be the one always caught dodging debates, forging certificates while being smuggled into the country at the wee hours of the night by a highly corrupt/compromised bunch of over-reaching bunch of mercenery politicians, some of them younger than his children.

Again, it is not jonathans fault that Maradona and Eusobio didnt ply their trade in Nigeria. If your guardian angel Buhari lifted a finger to put in plac strong modern administrative set up within the sports ministry, rather than flooding officialdom with tribal rabid dogs, maybe the Nigerian league wlwill stand a chance of comparing healthily with say that of South Africa today. Yobo went to Europe for the same reasons players from china, Brazil, argentina and South Africa go to Europe.

Never again shall we allow viibrant coupist s with thier dirty genocidal pedigree to torpedo the course of our democratic evolution. Never again. . Politics is not magic. . Your lanky alfa should go and rest. .

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CaptainAmerica1:
Samboribobo the ghost worker

Lmao

onila:
May we all find rich young men

Then who wohld take the middle class/poor guys? Thays why men treat you guys the way they do. Because thwy know what you came for and would use it as their bargaining power over you