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Lol.. funny thread

purplesummer:
You are welcome...but sincerely, I'm thinking your boyfriend probably has a certain sense of humour that you've not come to terms with. I bet he was just kidding. However, keep your eyes and ears open. Good luck!

Lol... its too late in the night to be liking someone but i like your nose amd side burns.

Orishirisha wey person no go see for this website..

Batman123:
@Coco my advice will be to ditch that man and get a Gh guy so that you have peace of mind. You will always be wondering and it's always better to be safe then sorry.

Another thing as you can see by nneka and opios and their irk. Majority of Nigerians hate Ghanaians so don't be surprised at some of the nasty comments you will get.

Now just imagine you going to a country that hates your ppls guts. What will happen to you there?

A word is enough for the wise.

Lol. Are you sure you are ok?

Toeyean1507:
Since the beginning of time, woman has been a gift to man. Eve didn’t have to do much to win Adam over in the perfect garden. She probably hadn’t shaved or spent tons of money at the salon and definitely hadn’t learned 50 ways to cook chicken to win Adam over. He knew that she was a gift and he was thankful.

Unfortunately today women are doing all they can to convince a guy that they are worth having. Magazine articles, books and well meaning friends and family constantly remind us that we are not doing enough. We are told that if we are still single, it’s our fault (either directly or indirectly) and we should be doing A, B & C to win the affection of a man.

I’ve been there. I’ve read through all the articles only to find myself a little more discouraged. These articles usually tend to reinforce that I’m not good enough and that I need to act a certain way for the right man to fall for me. Talk less, talk more, play hard to get, don’t play games, tell him how you feel, don’t tell him how you feel, wear more heels, sneakers are hot, and the list goes on. All the advice is ever changing and it’s hard to keep up with the best way to attract a man.

This quote stood out to me the other day “ Act Like a Prize and You will Turn him into a Believer”.

This quote got me to thinking that if women were truly the prize, why do we stress out so much over relationships. Do guys run to the mall to buy a new shirt to impress a girl on a date? Do they fall asleep reading articles entitled “How to get a girl to notice me”? Do they take a cooking class just so they can make their girlfriend the best dinner ever? Maybe some do but I think we can all agree that sometimes women worry too much about getting a man and keeping him.

Sometimes we just need to be reminded that we are the prize!

We want to feel like a prize but often times we don’t. We put in a lot of energy to get little attention from a guy that we may be interested in. If we want to be treated like a prize, we need to learn how to act like a prize. Here are three things to remember when acting like a prize.

Prizes are earned. In a race, all the runners have the same chance of winning, but only one gets 1st prize. This means that we don’t have to make ourselves available to every man that presents himself to us. We are available to the ones who value the prize so much that they are willing to put in the extra work it takes to win us. This doesn’t mean that we have men jumping through hoops, but it does mean taking notice of the guy who picks up the phone to call and makes his intentions clear versus the one who sends many mixed signals and leaves you confused.

Prizes have worth. Keeping with our race analogy, we can’t expect the runners to give their all for a prize that they don’t value. As women, instead of trying to accomplish and do things to prove our value we need to start believing the value that we already have as God’s beloved daughters! I have accomplished quite a few things in my life that add to my “worldly” value but none of those things has gotten me a husband. Believe that you truly are God’s prized possession and you will begin to shine and everyone will notice.

Prizes don’t compete. The only people who should be competing in a race are the runners, not the prizes! Each level or variety of prize is unique and valuable in it’s own way. As women, we sometimes forget that we should not be in competition with one another. We are all valuable prizes and we should be celebrating each other and not competing. A woman who is constantly in competition with other women is communicating that she doesn’t see her own value.

In all these things, remember that instead of being frustrated that men don’t see you as a prize you should challenge yourself to start acting like the prize that you believe you truly are.

Everything is wrong with this article and that is where the problem lies. Women feel that they were sent into this world as the ultimate gift to men which is not so. This is the same reason why they feel they are doing us men a favor by having se.ex with us. the more this types of mentalities keep floating around your heads the more you keep on getting it wrong all the time. Even if this article was not your write up but for the fact you seem to be on the same page with it means that you would also take the insults coming at the article.

You are not a price! okay even if you are for a second thought, prizes are always kept on the shelves. and you know what they say about humans being insatiable, they move on to the next big thing. Prices have worth but not to the owner anymore. Be careful with the kinds of articles you digest because they may in the long run lead you to make wrong decisions you might not like to live with!.

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can you tell us the address of the people that said fornication so that we can go to their houses and bring them out and flog them mercilessly. fornicating with who or what? the trees or the fishes in the river?

gofyourself:
anyway gud for u. lost interest.

no dear. you could not keep up. maybe, just maybe.....oh well.. I know your type. Bye.

gofyourself:
must disagree

before showing me your skills, If I am not attracted to you of what good is it?

gofyourself:
its not about hotness its about skills

Skills is nothing if hotness is absent..Scandinavian..

sinizia:
On numerous occasions, the topic has been overflogged on the FP. Google is your friend.

One of the side-effects is premature ejaculàtion. Too much màsturbation is bad. Heed my warning.

ok o

gofyourself:
Your loss

Nope. I am in a land of hotter blondes..

sinizia:
It's natural even at 50 But it has side affects. It's not advisable to men especially.

Tell us about this side effects....

Venom104:
What is romantic differs from person to person.. But i know if a guy can afford a surprise trip to lets say Paris without doing or saying much throughout the trip, he'd still be more romantic than a guy that spends an entire day doing lovey dovey with most Nigerian girls..

Hahaha..Bro you don't understand the concept yet. Lets let the matter die.. Anything that works for you, apply it good. Lol

gofyourself:
Oh u thought id like deep and meaningful friendship with u?)))) sorry love just shagg

Lol. Im still Not PMing...hahahaaa . Lithuanian...Eastern European.

gofyourself:
no thank you.

P.s s uhhhh but u look gud. I would take u

haha..bleh. I am not PMing..

Venom104:
Maybe im referring to the guy not begging for food... but generally i just mean a guy that is struggling one way or the other financially..

That I dont agree with you. Being romantic involves two things. Either its learnt of its inborn as a result of external influences. There are so many women who are with men that dont have dimes and these women are way out of their league if you are to make that comparison. It just depends on what you say and do and how you say it and your timing. If you can get this right, then you may be seen in that light. Women believe what they hear quicker than what they see. Its all in the words my brother. I am saying this because I know someone who does not have money but he rolls with women above his league.

gofyourself:
Oh look who woke up )))) am not ashamed of my origin at all. Not every wankerr on nairaland needs to know where am from!

British.. Lol

alberto2k:
All this broad chest Niggas with mosquito legs

jealousy.

Venom104:
yeah.. im just saying its easier for girls (because they choose to) to see the romantic side of a rich guy than that of a broke guy.. what the modern day girls perceive as "romantic" mostly comes with cost.. sooo...

There are two type of poor in nigeria if you want to classify it in that sense. Are you talking about someone who is not begging for food but cannot really boast of a good amount of money in his account or someone who struggles to eat daily?

ikaboy:
UMUAHIA- THE Director, Media and Publicity of PDP Campaign Organisation, Chief Femi Fani-Kayode has called on Ndigbo to vote President Goodluck Jonathan for the March 28 election, saying he has the Ndigbo at heart.
Fani-Kayode spoke in Umuahia Sunday when he and his team cisted the state as part of their tour of the states in the zones of the country.
According to him, no other leader in Nigeria has done to Ndigbo what President has so far done to them.
“His unflagging love for the South-East zone has crystallized in a high number of Igbo sons and daughters serving in the present Federal Cabinet. President Jonathan’s government, as you know, was the first to appoint an Igbo military officer as the Chief of Army staff. Records have shown that it is only the government of President Jonathan that re-constructed the Enugu International Airport while also remodeling the Imo Airport.
“Indeed, the conversion of the Enugu Airport to an International Airport is considered critical to the economic survival of the people of the Southeast. We are happy to list the ability of people from south-east to tap from the You-Win initiative of the Jonathan’s government for economic benefits.
“The government holds the credit for constructing the Enugu-Port Harcourt dual carriage way as well as the rehabilitation of the Enugu-Port Harcourt rail-line. We will not forget to mention the construction of the second Niger Bridge which was started by President Jonathan.
The south-east states have also benefited from the progress recorded by the education sector under the government of President Jonathan with federal universities built in Ebonyi, Abia, Imo and Enugu states”, Fani-Kayode said.
He also attacked the Imo State Governor over his claim that Buhari would win the presidential election, hence the need for Ndigbo to vote for him.
“Let me seize this opportunity to dispel the shameful deceit and propaganda of the Governor of Imo State, Owelle Rochas Okorocha. He has said that the Igbo people should not waste their votes by investing them in our Presidential candidate on the basis that the rest of Nigeria will vote for Buhari. This is a lie from the pit of hell.
“Okorocha knows very well that all parts of Nigeria are rooting for President Jonathan, including the north where General Buhari hails from. We trust that you will never be cowed by the APC’s cheap propaganda and false claims”he said.

- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/fani-kayode-urges-ndigbo-to-vote-president-jonathan/#sthash.EEFWbQl3.dpuf

what has he done for the ibo people?

Airforce1:
Hi

Lol.. im laughing with you on the other guys comment..

Airforce1:

No! Il tell you why when it gets to fp

Lusola15:
Working well

Just 2Gig

Chei... make your friend come buy my 32gb flash drive replace the flash drive inside.. lol

Lmao.. but is it working?

ivyT:
Aww,

Look at u

Confused face.. ?

iwezor1:
He should just say his responsible at once naw

How does it concern you people?

ivyT:
Na wa,different kinds of people errywhere

Lmao

Olutola88:
For me: I have NEVER

1. Tasted Alcohol ;

I'm a complete Teetotaller

2. Smoked:

Be it Cigarette, Indian Hemp or skonk

3. Self-serviced:

If not for nairaland, I wouldn't have known how popular this habit his amongst guys. Even Ladies hardly believe when I tell them I've never done that shii

4. Stolen Money:

I attended a boarding school ( Federal Government College Odogbolu precisely). So, I can't say I've never stolen another person's property. Tho we didn't see it as stealing cos it was a way of life. Whenever someone takes ur property, you have to take another person's. Else you will suffer.

Nevertheless, taking someone else's Money or Provisions was really frowned at.

5. Raped:

On several occasions: I've slept overnight in the same room with the female gender without anything happening. If chic no gree, wetin man go do na? After all, no be 2day we dey F***

6. Double-Dated or Cheated in a Relationship

I hardly have a Girlfriend simply because I won't date her if I don't have something genuine for her. Unlike other guys, I don't date because of SEX but I have SEX when I date.

I don't believe in that wrong theory that you must date a girl before she allows you get down on her feet.

Step up your game and you'll realize you don't need to break anyone's heart

I have dated only 3 gals all my life. BUT have I had it with only 3 girls? NO NO NO!

7. Beaten a Lady:

Maybe I've been lucky not to have had a reason to.

8. Lied to Impress a Lady:

I think my very high self-esteem is responsible for this. I love and respect myself a lot. I appreciate my being and my achievements. It's very difficult to intimidate me. What I have is what I have, I don't front.

I have had many Exquisite & Classy Ladies with my personality. Why turn myself to an Incorrigible or an award winning Liar cos of P***y?

9. Been Attracted to the same sex:

I can kill cos of that shii and plead Self-defence in the court of Law

10. Been Employed

Lmao! I know peeps will be like... I just decided to be creative and look for something that is not perceived as a bad habit to complete my list.

Apart from working at my Place of Primary Assignment during NYSC, I've never worked for someone. Tho, I got some offers which I turned down for reasons best known to me.

Caveat: I'm no saint! But I've come to realize most of those things I've never done are habits one can do without. I hate addiction, I don't like when I can't be in control. It's so pathetic to see myself been controlled by a substance

TELL US THE TOP 10 THINGS YOU'VE NEVER DONE. DON'T SPOIL THE FUN

Nonsense.. insread of you to come out and tell us that you are looking for a girlfriend... smh.

1bkaye:
Neverr

Lieeaar!