₦airaland Forum

neoapocalypse:
You , my sir , are dumber than Paul Okoye

ok

nelson212:
U dey pity urself atall? With what tinubu has done yet people like u will still come out and show ur slavery mind by exalting tinubu and Apc. Do u think this is a partisan issue? SMH!!

Tinubu is a lesser evil.

chipmunkey:
Dude!
You look trashy in that Jacket...





















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You need to get a haircut.

No OooooOOfffience!

Even if i had a haircut and I was dapper in my jacket, you would probably have said my dentition is awful. in the real sense you would have looked for something to still say. I don't need you to give me tips on how to look. The people who I care about and care about me are not complaining.. bye

Nigerians are so dumb really...I dont know if its poverty or the lack of eating good food while growing up that degenerated their brains or frustration due to poverty. they read useless meanings to everything and anything. Psquare have been very non active about politics going on unlike other people. this picture could have meant something else and it was read a different way.

chei.. Pussiiie Power! damn!

All these things being said there by the op is not what matters to me right now. What matter is where the black race is being placed today in the scheme of things worldwide. "I get am before" no be property!

chipmunkey:
I'm just curious.
Most females on this forum get lots of profile likes while the males barely get a few.
You don't expect us guys to start liking each others profile pics cuz that's so Gay.

Better you start liking our profile pics else we will start leaving.

All of you keeping liking Seun and Mr Nairaland's profile. What about the regular joe.

You all want some guy who has London / Ontario on his location. Don't ya'll know a bird in hand is better than a thousand in the bush?
You want a Londoner who can't even afford a flight ticket back home. Smh!

A word is enough for the wise, me ayaf said ma own.

Hopping on a private jet to Hawai in a couple of minutes.
Caio!

Wow it beats me the things that people regard as important these days.. damn!

diddydiva:
If am not attracted to you ,nothing works on me. My nature.

Lol.. something must so stop being hypocritical

chipmunkey:
These are bullet points...isn't guaranteed to work for everyone but it works for me.
I feel pity for most of these guys who are not man enough to woo a girl successfully.
Trust me, it's as easy as ABC.
Just follow these tips and you may be lucky enough to get a girl off Nairaland. So far I've gotten four and still counting...
Mind you I've got incredible taste when it comes to girls. I just don't woo any girl.

1....Be bad.
You have to let your intentions known right from the start. Stop forming Mr nice guy, garage boy helper. Hell no! She's gonna use and dump your sorry asz for some bad asz niccur. Tell her the koko, we all love sex. As a matter of fact, they enjoy it more.

2....You're not the only one.
If you're lucky enough to get her contact, just know she has at least 5 other guys she'll consider ahead of you as at the first moment you started talking. Now this is where you need to bring in your A game. Work hard at meeting up with her. Engage her in mind blowing and active conversations. Before you know it, you'll be number one on her list. That don't mean she doesn't have another bad sharp guy waiting on the list. It's a doggy dog world my bro! Enjoy her company while it lasts.

3.... First impression lasts long.
Before you approach her, you have to get your game right. Update all your social media profiles cuz she's likely to start gunning for you on other platforms. A Nairaland chick one checked up on my instagram as soon as she got me on Facebook. Another one checked me out on Linkedin. These girls are smart so you have to be ahead in your game.

4.... Show off a little bit.
You don't want her to have a feel that you're a broke asz niccur.. Trust me she won't even give you a chance if you ain't got Swag! Now, I'm not talking about the way you dress alone. A girl would know the stuff you're made off from the comments you make. You don't say you're spreading mat on a thread...There's no way a girl will reply your p.m if you spew such silly trash...

5.... Follow her for a while.
No I'm not saying you should stalk her. Just make sure you know her interests and make reasonable comments on threads where she's active. She will take note of you and become curious about you.

6....Don't send unnecessary P.M's.
Now, cuz you send her a P.M doesn't mean she'll respond. Just like calling her phone and expect her to take your call for no reason. As it remains, sending a P.M is your first line of contact with a Nairaland babe.
You want to be damn sure she's familiar with you on certain threads before sending one. Even at that, she may still not respond.

7....Finally, Not everything is as it seems.

Don't judge a girls beauty from a bunch of filtered photographs and be absolutely certain that she's not very rude in her comments else you may get lashed on eventually. Some might even pretend to be a nice girl on the forum but in reality, their attitude stinks.



Come back with your testimony when you catch a Nairaland babe.

Trash

elantraceey:
Its not by force to get married abeg

Chei!

Godvilla:
[color=olive]Destiny and birthright are two different words entirely......
Now who's the dumb one here[/color]

Still you...

sinizia:
You're confused. At one point you are arguing that money can't bring girls (not all girls) flocking to a guy and in the second embolden sentence you are acceding to the fact that money gets girls flocking unto a guy. you are just contradicting yourself.

Now talking about love, that's a different issue all together. It has nothing to do with the subject matter you are trying to argue against. When guys say money get girls coming at them like sugar ants to a sugar, they are not talking about love. They mean a good time - séx, flings, one night stands, etc. They know the ladies they're looking for are not rushing them for love. It's more like spend the money and get in between their legs. When such guys want to settle down, they play a different game. They search more carefully for that special person. So yes, money gets many girls (not all girls) flocking to a guy. It's sacrosanct!!

Nicely said

RAKITIC:
A broke guy can never be ROMANTIC

Lmao.. i beg to differ. I have this friend, i wont say he has money or broke. He is just a guy that doesnt beg for food. He is an Alpha male in every sense of the word and highly romantic. I just think if you can express yourself properly and use tge right words at the right time, theres no woman ungettable and unretainable!

eden2015:
Who has bought this Charles' Bang Rule so far?
I mean hope its genuine and not a scam.

NLers has any1 among y used d ebook?
Cause I cant waste my penny o.

Lol. I dont think anybook whatsoever can make someone become an Alpha male or a man that attracts and retains women!
Just as people attach money to getting women, dont do the same mistake of attaching some kind of material to up your dating game!

Mr man, keep your perverted sexual fantasies to your self and stop idolizing the phusie!. Thanks!

Godvilla:
[color=olive]Agbaje for Lagos.....
Its been predestined b4 he was formed in his mother's womb[/color]

Governance is nobody's birth right. Get that into ur dumbskull

chukwudi44:
Only a fool will believe that thrash from punch. So you really believe if YDP was working with PDP they will disclose it to journalists? Are you that gullible

Apparently you know nothing of speculative journalism mr chukwudi

chukwudi44:
Only an Oloribruku would believe YDP has anything to do with GEJ

wat was a ydp exec doing in pdp secetariat?

omenka:
You guys said Jonathan is the best president the country's ever had. Why in seven hells is such a wonderful man who's given this country everything she needs so afraid of contesting with a "tyrant", a "boko haram sponsor", and a "religious fanatic" that Nigerians despise so much??

Don't you find that questionable

Lmao.. the fear of buhari is the beginning of desperate measures

omenka:
This one as well has finally been reduced to troll.

Why don't you simply type "GEJ till Bleep" and move the hell on like the rest of the tandroids?

The best thing is not yo even answer this guy sef..

Nneka123:
Awesome!

On her behalf, thanks!

LordCenturion:
What do u think about it?

Lol

[quote author=stevolutionary post=31374654][/quote]Photoshop.. smh

see Barcanista calling someone hypocrite on the tweet thread meanwhile he/she is as hypocritical as the word can be.

goldenone:
shocked @ a thousand times!!!
If the girl should [b]curse him [/b]now they will say women are wicked...
Issokay
Sex before marriage is good?
Sex before marriage is not good?
Am confused

curse him for what? was she doing him a favor opening her legs for him? she willingly consented to and enjoyed it too! Thats how you females go about with the thought that sex is a favor and should be seen as a tool

ola6:
Hired crowd. APC has no real structure and they know it. Abegi, free ikorodu road jare make we pass!

Pass go where?

pweetixandy:
So civilians shld suffer abi?


Those going for the rally,eat before u leave house o! Take redbull if necessary to get ernegy and stamina.else they will March on ur head for buhari.

even in civilized countries, it is done when something serious is about to happen and the road is closed down for some time. the very civilized thing to do was to announce this to the public which I feel is a good sign that the Buhari adminstration is going to lead us through the right path if they step into power!

OREMUSSANCTUS:
D gathering of terrorists in lagos state. Buhari too old to lead dis country.

can you update your profile with your real picture so that we can put a face to the dumbness you display here. smh

Seun:
What do you think about it?

what do YOU think about it?

uboma:
She does have a creative mind and the output of her work is beautiful

Thank you