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[quote author=mr,endowed]this would happen only if men were God.but sorry guy,only God knows tomorow[/quote][font=Times New roman[b][/b]][size=15pt]Yea true. you are right. but have you forgotten human beings have the power to project what the future might look like weighing present circumstances and how it might in turn affect the outcome of a future event? its science my friend and the power of the brain.[/size][/font]

[quote author=Red-Light]so is dönjazzy dbanj father or what? If u greet ur parent its a sign that u appreciate everytin dey are doing 4 u so how is it related to donjazzy and dbanj huh?[/quote][size=14pt]Greeting your parents is not a sign that you appreciate all they do or are doing for you. Greeting your parents is a show of respect[/size]

[quote author=naija_swag]People must learn to move on, D'Banj has moved on. I don't get all these don jazzy this and don jazzy that. In 2012,more Nigerians search D'Banj on google and he topped the list and jazzy or what was not even on the list. In this life, you don't owe anybody greeting except if you are begging for help. Do you people know how much was involved in that quarrel, if you know, you won't even expect D'Banj to talk to don jazzy in after life. #ndiara[/quote][size=14pt]i can understand the way u perceive life and its issues. YOu are a very sad person. You dont owe anybody greetings but you have not stopped greeting your parents from the very first day they birth you.[/size]

What site? Sometimes not all atm cards work online. The sure fire website all verve cards work is quickteller.com.

Folubaba: Will forward the pics to ur mail asap...

Dint get anything yet.

The last 3 numbers are the cvv2.

texazzpete: He came with a 'park'?

Such a freaking disgrace that at your age and level, you don't know the difference between 'pack' and 'park'.

haba. calm down na..Or dyu have beef with him earlier?

demmy: i am sure that pic of him with those cops will soon surface on his instagram.

lol. or its there already, you no see the pose? loool

thought this was hilarious decided to share.lol

It’s that time of the year again. We make New Year’s resolutions we fully intend to break as soon as the New Year gets off to a good start.

We’re not making any New Years Resolutions ourselves, but in the general spirit of the occasion, we’ve generously come up with list of people we feel should do so.

Here goes:

1.[size=15pt]COSSIE[/size]
Cossie, Cossie, Cossie. *sigh* We don’t know how to say this nicely. We are all fearfully and wonderfully made, but there is no need to keep shoving these points in other people’s faces. 2013, Please put some clothes on. And not just any type, we mean the billowing overflowing bubas that could double as parachutes. See, when people say less is more, you can consider yourself exempt to the rule.

Oh and while you’re at it, let’s stick to making movies shall we? Kindly stay out of the studio. And don’t do this. Or this. And for goodness sake, please don’t do this. Ever again.
[img]http://2.bp..com/-jFiUrUTl_wE/UH2tKNpjg2I/AAAAAAAANPk/jxOOPuS6MhQ/s1600/co4.png[/img]

2. [size=15pt]PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN.[/size]
We know under that resource control hat is a man with immense intellect and brawn. We know you’re a man, a strong man fearless man. I mean, Patience J is your wife. We know you have it in you, you’re just holding back. Sadly we haven’t seen you seize the initiative the way you did raising the fuel prices and then ordering the Military to disperse protesters in January. Good times eh?

Here’s your New Year’sresolution: 2013, I will show more balls. In the right directions, and about the things that matter. Like power. And corruption. And Boko Haram.

On a random note, whatever happened to the “Palliative Buses”? :O
https://miabaga.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/President-Goodluck-Jonathan4.jpg


3. [size=15pt]THE GUY WHO DOES THE ENGLISH SUBTITLES FOR YORUBA MOVIES.[/size]
Dear sir, we understand how the pressures of the job could get to you. I mean, there you are, alone, cooped up in some windowless room, faced with hours and hours of translation each day. We understand how you could have been driven to the edge of despair and decided to take matters into your own hands.

2013, resolve to put a stop to this. If you’re doing it to get back at your employers, stop it. If you’re doing it because you’re bored, stop it. If you’re doing it as an honest mistake, stop it.
https://miabaga.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/People-who-need-a-newyrs-resolution-1024x576.jpg


4. [size=15pt]K SOLO![/size]
Unu ge gbu mmadu e! Ay! Chai! You take your signature phrase too serious sir. -_- Why can’t we all just live in peace? Wait no, why you can’t you and your wife live in peace? You know what, we don’t care.

Here’s yours sir: Whatever it is you’ve been doing to make it to Linda Ikeji’s blog, don’t do it. Yes. Here’s your Ban certificate for 2013. Go, and throw no washing machines anymore.
https://miabaga.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/K-Solo-Wife_Naijapalsdotcom.jpg


5. [size=15pt]CHARLEY BOY[/size]
We’re not sure what your job is, and what exactly it entails. We don’t understand why there is suffering in the world. We don’t know how to solve the world’s energy crisis. We do not know the question to Life, the Universe and Everything.
https://miabaga.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/712.jpg

Next year, Please make it your business to give us one less thing to worry about. We beg you. It really is not fair to go around making us worry when there are far more dire things that need our attention.

http://miabaga.com/p/5-people-who-need-new-years-resolutions/

hello

kokoye: This proves you dont have to cater to the west to blowwww up!

Be yourself and one stay, your star may shine!

The PSY guy has even cursed out the U.S.A before...but because of his talent, people were ready to forgive.

[size=15pt]LOl, see this one, have you forgotten that it was T-pain that first tweeted tweeted about this video and tom cruise followed, Mariah Carey and the rest that gave it the recognition it has now? are they from the north? abeg na still West Jor.[/size]

please anybody who has one he would like to sell to me should please reach me on this number. 08139680985. Thanks

Ehisod: GALAXY NOTE? 35K? SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM MAKE UNA RUN O! THIS COULD BE A CHINKO, BAD PHABLET OR OUTRIGHT SCAM.

lol. u think? there was one i saw in CV, the outer appearance is totlly dope with the logos at the right places it should be. However, when i put the phone on, the screen, gave it away the nnthe price too. 35k.lol

Are you in Lagos?

ogugua88: Too late. They're releasing this phone after many Blackberry users have abandoned their sinking ship. #TeamiPhone

Like you have an Iphone.mtchew

binger: I was single for 17 yrs before i had my first g.f.isn't that one heck of a long time??...so,being single after a break up,for a year or more, won't hurt me as long as i don't go beyond my 'set elastic period'(17yrs).

OLD PAPA

Sola2012: Bros don't ever put your mouth in what you couldn't have knowledge about because i can understand that you are not a camera manufacturer nor a professional photographer. You that can not handle a point and shoot camera, talkless of mini-digital professional camera, a beg shut up. Carry 36k go inside market and tell them you need digital camera.

LOL. wretched black and short man. Just like your camera.

Revolva: The women because they all have fish brain !!!!!!laffin in my satas voice * Ho * HO *Ho

Merry christmas

MY look .

Wetin i dey find for the end of Lagos. Outskirts of Lag

bro, you want to sell a 6MP camera for 36k? Fear God o. no matter how professional it is, the MP matters alot. and it a 10yr old camera. review your price and be more considerate.

[size=20pt]na wa o.. wetin dey happen this mber month ooooo....[/size]

lol. this man is still pretty young///

mmmustapha: Women can never be trust. never let them knw your secret, they can destroy u

Yes bro they can never be trust