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[quote author=Mynd_44]If/when I marry, it will be because I love that woman and I want to spend the rest of my life with her. It will be because I could not near to go a day without seeing her face, can't eat without hearing her voice and not be able to sleep without her in the same bed not because of kids.

If I wanted kids, I could as well stay unmarried and knock uo the first girl I see.

Cheers[/quote]mumu

Ukeme453: They is hardship in the country, unemployment, bombing, insecurity and every other problem persisting. Where are we going? Nigerian, are we proud to called Nigeria, our country? We should be discussing development, not 2015 election. O Lord, Help our only country, Nigeria. Touch our leaders heart, change their thought for good, amen.

you alright bruv?

[size=20pt]who sed you shuldnt contest? we are wiser, we (I) wont vote for you[/size]

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7070: @miss-sweety86 nice to have you up in here
@santino your reply made me smile..yes i study at zhaw and speak Conversational German..schone! u have the zurichsee as your view.we should meet up for drinks or something,lol

Kai, Nigerians no dey slark at all. I thought i was really smart to know switzerland has one of the best education systems in europe and cheap sculs too. its just that people for reasons not known to me never try them out. This 7070, i hail o. what course are you studying in ZHAW? i got admission into that scul to study facility management. men they have this professors who interviewed me via skype and they said that out of everybody they interviewed i was the most motivated and they gave me the only space left. It was awesome. But because i just got a job at the time and i needed the experience of that job, i couldnt just let it go i had to suspend my admission for a while. i wouldnt mind if we could exchange emails and send private messages please.

Miss sweety, please what part of swiss are you and tell us what its like there and secondly are you a student?

[quote author=miss-sweety86]and not Dutch but Deutsch![/quote]lol. you are forming like you know it all abi? dutch is the english pronunciation while the latter is the native pronounciation so they are both correct.

Men, no where o. Everywhere is as valueable as every other of its counterpart.

Jos men. All the roads are tarred.

NLC should take a back seat right now cos they are totally irrelevant right now when it comes to helping the masses fight back against the government.. lets say total subsidy removal keeps the pump price at N140, and the government took that action, NLC strikes, government brings it back down to N120, NLC calls off the strike. please what good has that done for me and my family cos from the last i checked it moved up by N23, and the suffering continues and they (NLC) go to abuja all in the name of diplomatic dialogue and drink tea with the president and his cabinet and tell us on tv that "we are fighting for you, the masses". I am totally tired.

"Nigera would be great again" is a future impossible tense.

mschew...someone that slept in my house

Please can you tell your moderators to be careful with the way they handle information on here? It seems someone has some itching fingers. I was banned by PYGURU for just asking this question.

hello seun, i got a text from a number ending **** claiming to be you. Is it really you? i would like to know so as to know if its safe to reply.. because i really dont trust Nigerians these days

sunnshyn: You are a winner too Redcliff, you did a good good job!

Weldone! More creativity to ur already creative mind!! Cheers!

Thanks miss sunnshyn.

MY MOTHER>>>>

Mr Johnthentic, if anybody is supposed to complain, they are the 3 runner ups. They were closer to the prize than others. please can you just learn how to take criticisms and reform it to better yourself professionally? Its a shame you have to resort to this..The truth of the matter now is that Yesufu is smiling to go withdraw his N50k seun paid this morning. (thats if he has already ). Just kidding. What i am saying is that its easier to get to the top but its hard staying there. So u my friend should have an easy ride with yours to the top.

wow. All i can do is to congratulate the winner.. thought i had the competition nailed. its all good. Atleast i know i am part of the best.

pls hpw much did it finaly go for?

KingMEXX: Lemme guess, its either

*reckless driving
or
*Bad roads with pothholes
The truth can't be far from this. Our government no dey try at all

its bad road i am sure..i was driving home from work today and i just thought to myself "imagine driving from point A to point B in Nigeria without a single pothole" you would live longer i am telling you..just straight driving and nothing about thinking of looking for better part of the road thereby entering the next man's lane. and your car would last longer.. thats why a white man would drive his car for 12yrs abroad. Not even a single scratch. but once it just touches down here, even at the port they;ve started doing justice to the poor car. Its just so pathetic. This country is hell on earth. People who have traveled outa this country before would bear me witness. A friend of mine said if you die in Nigeria and go to hell, that its double wahala o. After the suffering here, the person would go and do round 2 in hellfire..Infact i am tired.

adonisyung: can U̶̲̥̅̊ nigerians ever appreciate anything gud? Gush!

plx wats there to appreciate with bank charges of 100 when using atm?

he sed soon. by then we for all don grow pink bia bia.
That FBN is the most useless bank in Nigeria. Ther is no day their atm at ENITAN, AGUDA WORKS. Infact everywhere.. they would be happy cos e no concern them

ItsModella: DANG!!! Sarkodie is the boss, he murdered this track.

Davido was good too but Sarkodie, chei!!! he always enters hard.

[size=3pt]1st to comment, yay!!![/size]

[size=20pt]i can see why you were actually first to comment.. this song is utter rubbish. Davido was even better on the track.[/size]

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kayrukky: @all, the picutre posted shows South African police. we should be very careful of the signal we send to pple so that we will not mislead them.

it might even be a Nigerian Man they are setting ablaze..how can this act of injustice to man be embraced in Africa?

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caseless: Hmmmm...my people are in the new again! Bad news is now part of me jst because i'm a nigerian. sha, I nogo drink HYPO bleach cos i stil get hope.

hypo go wipe o

Tyche: Op is very very as in very very ugly thus the exhorbitant price.

Makeup no fit do the trick na. Na only my baby tiwa savage I know makeup makes her an angel. Oh tiwa I long for your love *day dreaming* oops *night dreaming*

Redmosquito: Minion: Ur Sickness! This woman is so security conscious, she really values her life oooo!
Hades: Shuttup Jare!What are the requirements needed in order to quickly fire a pistol?
Minion: Well My King!, there are several factors such as balance, skill, dexterity and stuff like that. Why do you ask?
Hades: You need both hands right?
Minion:Of course you do! My Lord! What does this have to do with anything?
Hades: The woman is security conscious yet she gave her hand-bag to her escort to hold for her. How will the poor escort wield her weapon efficiently if a handbag is pulling her back. See Ehn! the only reason that woman is alive is because the mumu Barons are either balless or are just bluffin. Infact I think they are both.
Minion: My King! U astound me

Redmosquito, I dey feel ur minion/hades thing. But please inorder to still be that funny redmosquito, can you stick with english only and the use of medieval phrase and not often spoken words? That would make a lot more sense..