₦airaland Forum

canadaik: Shut up your little mouth fellow

ikechukz: Its a very good thing.i started saving from pry 4,then my parents used to give me #20 to school and now its part of me.i cant spend #1 unless its something useful.now everybody wants to be like me.my friends keep begging me to teach them how to save.

Mr BigDick: Hey ma'am, do you by any chance, know a certain Rachel Agbattah

Beaf: This rant does not obviate the fact that Tunde Bakare is a false prophet and murderer who steals from the weak and poor.
In one word, a bastard.

Bukkyade: It is the end of time, so am not surprised at the so called man of god. Even the bible said it, that there will be false prophets at the end of time.
I am surprised that people still go to his church, it is so amazing. What has a man of God got to do with politics, has he finished spreading the good news, that he was sent to do. When a manor God, join hands with those that will go at any length to see innocent blood been shed, you should know that evil is on the rampage. May God save us from this people oooo

achi4u: this man is a true man of GOD.
Hear him out

superior1: Because his eyes don c wetin e dey look for

Lady Amaka: He doesn't have money to help him but has 1.8million to pay cash? Some relatives nawaoo but the younger brother went to the extreme.

canadaik: Rubbish, (bolded part) stupid childish idealogy that technology operates on juju, go to school and wisen up!

canadaik: Rubbish, (bolded part) stupid childish idealogy that technology operates on juju, go to school and wisen up!

omega25red: first off, use paragraphs when you write a long story.

you are very vain and how old are you that you are succombing to the pressures of your family to get married.
How do you claims to be in love with a person who you haven't seen and you actually talked for 9 years

If she is too ugly, you just need to grow a set and tell her quick now that you just reconnected and not string her along or waste her time.
By the way this friend of yours who gave you her recent contact info had not seen her either?

mai gaskiya: imagine ds fools bombng a mosque is an atrocity bt d chuch is a blesd thin.may jeahova lord purnish una wit una hoples allah

ZUBY77: Dont do that

ZUBY77: Dont do that

toba: ur mentality should tell u that when u count most cars in Nigeria that the auto mechanics plus parts are readily available mostly in our Market, they are Japanese. count the numbers f Toyotas, Nissan, Honda, Mitsubishi and compare with makers outside the Japanese brand.

My response is based on statistics and experience, having tried virtually all brands of car in the last 26 years

moremi2008: All bloody lies! Women don't know what they want and even if they do, they'll lie about it and claim the opposite.

Women claim they like straight-forward, honest guys but once the guy starts telling them the truth or starts being honest, they start complaining and accusing the man of being too emotional or too harsh or too insensitive. The truth is, ladies love to be lied to. They keep fantasies in their heads and minds and they usually seek men who will fulfill those fantasies even though those men are liars and posers. I stopped being completely honest with ladies many years ago. These days, I just tell them whatever it is they want to hear. Makes everybody happy.

My typical convos with a girl I just met a few weeks ago:

Girl : "Where are you?"
Me: "At home, thinking about you" (what I am actually thinking: "Eating dinner at another girl's place" )
Girl : "Do you love me?"
Me: "Yes dear" (what I am actually thinking: "Are you crazy? We just met" )
Girl: "I want to have your babies"
Me: "Sure" (what I am actually thinking: "God forbid bad thing" )
Girl: "I want a princess wedding in Paris and a blue box from Tiffany's (2 carats VVS minimum)."
Me: "Baby, we can make that happen if you like, no problem" (what I am actually thinking: "Oloriburuku onigbese! You and your family barely have a pot to piss in and you're dreaming of Paris wedding!" )