₦airaland Forum

No need for all this story. When next you're having sex, tell him you want it raw. And then make sure you do missionary style with him. When you see that he is about to ejaculate, just pin him down with your legs like scissors, till he releases inside you. Raise your legs up, let his sperm go deep inside. Problem solved. Refuse to do abortion or take post pills. Congratulations on your coming baby

Big congratulations. More wins

For the 1st time, I think FFK is right, this lady reeks of someone suffering from a schizophrenic bipolar mental disorder. And from experience, many women that accuse others of narcissism are actually narcissists themselves and grow bitter, vindictive and vengeful once their partners doesn't dance to her tune anymore. They are always quick to put all the blame on their partner and can never see their own faults. Their cup of tea, let me just mind my own business.

The SCAMdemic continues. It's only with COVID19 that vaccinated people need protection from unvaccinated people despite being vaccinated with 1st dose, 2nd dose, booster 1, booster 2 . I will not be taking the vaccine. The latest variant is omicron, by 1st quarter next year, expect Gamma, Omega, Infinity etc more variants and continue taking booster shot 3 to 1000 and living your life under the bondage of evil globalists using your body as the guinea pig for their ping pong global domination experiments. Good luck to you, but this Covid19 vaccine puppets should leave me out of their madness. Some of us can still think for ourselves.

crazygod:
The annoying thing is the way the boys are playing as if they are tired. Non challantly. They had 5 days of rest. Thats just what pissing me off.

Exactly! All that time off to rest and see the rubbish they are playing.

chikason22:
Now the bad belle fans are lurking around to jubilate if the game ends like this.
They won't comment now. But God pass una.

YNWA

Which bad belle fans? Just admit it that they came into this match underestimating Leicester, because they lost to Liverpool team B. They thought it would be an easy win and didn't bring their best performance like Man City.

Leicester that Man City scored 3 goals against under 30 minutes, 4 goals against in 1st half and 6 goals against in 90mins, he reach Liverpool turn, they can't even score 1 goal in over 70 minutes. There are levels to this game. Man City is nobody's mate, Liverpool can't lace Man City's shoes. They should forget about winning PL this season with this kind of nonsense rubbish they are playing. It belongs to Man City again

Go for the PH job. 78K difference is much. 78 × 12 = 936K/yr. You can easily get accommodation of say 300K/yr and keep the rest for yourself as extra savings.

From what I can see there, I deduce "wet pussy" and "blo.w job" are obviously some kind of pseudonym for some type of concocted drinks perhaps. It's not literal. Smh

whaaaaaadaaaahellllllll did I just read?

Buhari regime is an absolute disaster absolutely

“The affected vehicle has been recovered from the ditch with the aid of the Agency’s towing truck and handed over to the Police officers at Alonge Police station Oworonshoki.”

It is finished, the bus owner has entered 1 chance . The LASG should pump more money into LASEMA, they are really trying.

Hope they are not looking for excuse to borrow money again. Because they already borrowed trillions of dollars to tackle insecurity with nothing decisive to show for it.

How many times in 3 months will this same story be pushed to front page. Who is bankrolling it to Nairaland front page? If you like, publicize everyday till 2199, nothing will happen to FFK

nairavsdollars:
If its really pregnancy, you can't hide it forever. Its a thing of joy all the same.

A thing of joy if the husband is responsible for the pregnancy. Are you sure Buhari can still get a woman pregnant?

From gold digger to Sugar mommy. . . interesting

dawnomike:
Trump is not here to bbail him out after inciting the acts...

That guy is a Democrat

DelphiOracle:
her international record is not too impressive. That's y

Her international record is not too impressive? Seriously Oshoala is a 5 time CAF female best player award winner, IFFHS Best African Woman Football player of the DECADE, 2 time golden ball winner, 2 time golden boot winner, U20 World Cup 2nd place winner, 3 time CAF Women's Championship winner, UEFA Female Champions League winner etc not to mention many league wins both in Nigeria clubs, Europe and China. She is overqualified for a Balon D'or. Racism is why they haven't given her yet. Look at it this way, Oshoala has scored more goals than all the clubs in Spain this season, how impressive is that?

Kinzo0917:
. What has she achieved with the Super falcons of Nigeria ? In Aisha Buhari cup, she performed woefully. In the last nations cup and other games she has represented Nigeria, she was very poor. I can't remember the last time she played well for us. Overated player. Perpetua Nkwocha will forever remain the GOAL of female football in Nigeria

Her outstanding, incredible, and superlative records are there for all who have eyes to see. Keep hating blindly, while she's keeps scoring goals like a goal machine she is.

72 goals in 92 games for Barca despite the racist coaches using her as a substitute in plenty games last 2 seasons. You can't stop what cannot be stopped. Oshoala is already a legend in global female football.

Oshoala deserves and is overwhelmingly overqualified for a female Balon D'or. If she were White, they would have given her at least twice by now. So much racism in football.

adubam:
[s]I just want to share this painful and bitter scenario to job seekers out there.

So we posted a job advert and over four hundred applied. Three were selected for interview and only one appeared.

Salary is about 150k for a start.

So this applicant came and did well in both oral and written interview but she was not given the job because of this:

She was given a paper to apply for the job. Excellent write up though but she messed up the whole paper with cancellation and instead of asking for a fresh paper to start over again; she even went ahead and handed over it like that to my boss.

My boss concluded that she was an untidy and scatty fellow.

And that was all.

Please take note of this and try not to make this mistake.

God grant you your desired jobs.

[/s]

Your loss! She will get a better job with better pay at a better company. But your boss might end up hiring a lower quality employee that will mess things up for your company instead of messing up paper. Many Nigerian employers lack sense, they claim to be intelligent but are experts at making stupid decisions like this one. That's why many Nigerian companies collapse after a few years.

I hope the okada man charged him N20 million for the trip.

freakydaddy:
200k gone...ordinary 1x dem nonfit play

You won, they scored 2:2

compton11:
Deontay is actually a great fighter

He won more fight than AJ and Tyson

won more fights because he was fighting a lot of bums, averages and expired fighters

No debate, Wizkid is the biggest musician on the African continent

This is huge

Too sad

So tragic . RIP to the little ones who have been denied their opportunity to life. I pray God grants them reincarnation to come back again.

siofra:
There's this yahoo boy that has been disturbing me to go to his hotel room. He's a course mate. God knows how many times I've turned him down. I'm tired. So I want to tell him I have a vaginal infection that could be sexually transmitted.
Is it okay to tell him this?
Is this lie going to bite me back
somehow?

Send his number to EFCC as an anonymous whistle blower. He will be too busy jumping fence and windows when they raid the different hotels he lodges. He won't have time to be disturbing you again

Horokrox:
A full grown Black Caiman (Melanosuchus Niger) that can attain maximum length of 5 metres (16 ft) and weights of 600 kg(1320 lbs) will kill a full grown Green Anaconda (Eunectes Murinus) that weighs 250 kg(550 lbs) and lengths of 20 ft (6 metres)

And Anacondas can grow to over 30ft and can be as thick as 2 thighs combined of a thick adult human. And oh, they also weigh over 500kg

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1849377/terrifying-33ft-anaconda-discovered-lurking-in-caves-near-dam-construction-site-in-brazil/amp/