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sajmark:
if Sapa for a single man is this bad, I'm sure I'll get a headache if I think of how Sapa will be for a married man with kids... keep supporting your husband Ma'am.

'It is not good for man to be alone. I will make him a
helper..." She is a perfect illustration of this. Her type is too rare.

ahnie:
This one wey all of una want marry me so....ogini na afio?

You cannot understand. Most girls wey full town now them be soup without salt and maggi. They look good and well garnished from afar until you taste them and...tueh! You're a "Ratatouille" dish

Pere is going to win. Nigerian girls no dey take eyes see tall, dark and handsome. They will vote for him like KKK vote for Buhari

ahnie:
PLEASE IGNORE
...

Please can you marry 2 husbands? This one touch me well.

When God said he that finds a wife, finds a good thing, it was a woman like this OP He was talking about. See legit hustle, see better food. Got damn Where do they find this type of women? Someone should help me with directions please.

Another high goal scoring match. I think there will be many goals scored by both sides. Maybe 3:2 Liverpool wins, because Liverpool are currently playing like a hungry Siberian tiger

Rexwalters1:
Talking of ignorance, where in the article does it mention that Koro’s son is a Senator?

Rep member, and so? Does that change the fact that he made a public fool of himself?

oloriooko:
who be this sef?

One of TB Joshua's junior prophets. Guess he has set up his own church now.

Look at how a well detailed article has exposed the monumental ignorance and low IQ of a serving senator. What a big shame.

dafeoroyo:
Not company,i repeat no fruit juice in Nigeria uses original farm fresh fruits,all they use is flavours that's why their drinks are cheap

100% true. I found out with coca cola. They call it "Concentrate". They import the concentrate from abroad and dilute it with other additives to make the carbonated drinks and juice. It's all chemicals, no real fruit. All that fruits claims etc is all scam. People are drinking formulated chemicals.

KUNTA007:
We call that place roots crops it’s managed by the federal government. It’s in Jo’s south just after National institute for policy and strategy studies NIPSS before you get to National veterinary research institute kvom NVRI. That’s where you will see the farm. But I believe the federal government uses it for research

You're totally correct. It was that research institute I went to many years ago around January ending. Spent 2 days there, and slept at the institute's guest house hotel accommodation. It was literally freezing overnight, despite not using AC or fan, we had to shut all the windows. It was so cold, even though I slept with blankets and wore clothes to sleep. They said the cold was already going when we came, that if we had come during December harmattan, we would have known what real cold is . Jos people are trying.

sinkhole:
at the bolded, what of Mambila Plateau?

Plateau State is the coldest, has highest ground elevation.

This man was one of TB Joshua's wise men or junior prophets. And he already has his own church shortly after TB is gone? Wow

Apple grows in Jos due to its unique cold environment. Seen it before. They have an apple farm at National institute of Agriculture something something, can't remember the full name, in Jos. But not in enough mass commercial quantity because I think that was part of the institute's research project of trying to find ways to make that possible.

Get a hunting rifle and shoot them dead. Maybe the evil owner will have sense then.

Too many holes in this story, looks like a genuine lie to me. So after the prophet gave you back a fake ATM card, it was exactly the same bank as yours? Or did the fake ATM card have your name written on it, exactly like the real one, or you closed your eyes and didn't look at the card when he gave you? Sorry I'm not buying this. Looks like another public fundraiser gimmick.

Pere surviving this long proves the truth that the tall, dark and handsome obsession fantasy of women is real. I can guess that 97% of the people voting for Pere are women. Won't be surprised if this guy wins this BB9ja edition

The goal was just too fantastic. The shot was so clinically deadly that the keeper didn't even have time to react. He just watched it go in.

fasho01:
They are his children too after all. Let a competent court of law settle the issue of custody rather than this

A Court has ready settled custody issue and given Nedu full custody of the 2 kids, but the wife ran away with his 2 kids and Nedu just left her and let her be without asking the court to enforce the court order through police until she attacked him on social media trying to destroy his reputation and brand image. The SCID are only enforcing the pre-existing court order on custody.

What about the victims of police attacks, will they ever get justice too?

PSG 4 : 2 Man City

Invest at your own peril. Agro ponzi scams everywhere. Buy banana, rice, yam slot, get bla bla bla until you invest and your money enters voicemail

Metalman:
Good morning nairalanders. I caught this snake this morning in my back yard. Anyone with ideas on what its food is because I intend keeping it. Maybe rear it and learn the business of rearing snakes. I heard it is a very lucrative business. Thank you guys.

feed with chicken eggs, live mice, rats, frogs or toads. Then when it gets bigger, feed it with your landlord

In an emergency situation without adequate tools, find a rugged stone to hit your screwdriver on the nut at a slanted angle in the direction to loosen it until the nut turns a few threads till you can loosen it with your wheel spanner. That's why it is important to have a toolbox in your car permanently, but if you don't have, at least you should have something basic like a screwdriver and spanners. But if you are the type that won't keep a single tool in your car like a screwdriver, then you are screwed in an emergency situation. God help you if your tyre bursts in the middle of nowhere along interstate forests and you can't loosen your tire

Mood11:
While we wait for the elders to arrive let me quickly update the list of titles we should beware of ;

Daddy's friend
Uncle
Course mate
Former neighbor
Church unit leader
Colleague
Pastor
Bestie
childhood friend
Choir master
"That small boy"
Daddy GO
Boss at work
Film producer
Benefactor
Family friend
Neighbour
Facebook friend
Tweeter friend
IPOB brother
Palm wine club gyrating friend.
Endless list.
He's just my fitness trainer and he even suggested this tight training pants for me so that I can become fit in a record time.

Quote me with anyone I missed out and I'll update the list speedily

You forgot about the guy that is "Just A Friend"

Nothing but a miracle, God's protection at work. That child is definitely a special child. That Camry muscle has been totalled

Unbelievable Arsenal leading 3:0 first half against Tottenham 1st team. Am I dreaming?

What contingency plans does the FG / Transport minister have in place should in case the newly setup trains derail here?

Andy Ruiz will KO Usyk within 7 rounds. AJ's problem is he is not aggressive enough in the ring. He fights with class. No, you have to fight like a beast if you want to rule the HW division for a long time. I'm just pissed we won't be seeing an undisputed fight any time soon thanks to AJ

Seun360:
Usyk will clean out the division if opportuned. For now, I don't see anyone stopping him.

Usyk won't get past 6 rounds before he gets KO'd by Wilder, Fury might do it in 5 rounds, and Andy Ruiz will definitely knock Usyk out too.

And that's how we won't see an undisputed fight again till maybe 2023. AJ lost, and will activate a rematch clause maybe by early next year. Fury will defeat Wilder to retain and won't fight again till next year. If AJ loses his rematch, then Fury vs Usyk won't happen in 2022 due to mandatories and really nobody is too excited about watching Fury defeat Usyk like a baby and winning undisputed so easily. Truly Fury remains the true King of heavyweight boxing.

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