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eedimo:
My wife's food takes 4eva to be ready.
We usually loss our appetite before food is served.
I don tire

The food she's preparing now; she started by 8:30 and we are expecting it to be served by 12 earliest.

Is she cooking the food or the food is cooking her?

IPOB vs Autopilot IPOB

SocialJustice:
You are the one crying here. Such desperation.

The only desperate entity in this picture is that fake TSTV. They will soon crawl back to the hole they came out from and disappear again after scamming some extra idiots like they did last year. It's the regular pattern with that loser company

Nairaland is so pathetic. Just look at how they intentionally and persistently try to demarket DSTV on front page but at the same time, cunningly promote TSTV, the same TSTV that scammed Nigerians with their fake thrash last year and went incognito, only to show up again trying to scam more idiots with fake promotions. The legal department of DSTV is obviously sleeping, otherwise they should have sued Nairaland for trying to ruin their business model by misleading the public.

If TSTV is so good, they should market their services, but that's how you know a thrashy fake company with nothing good to offer, they like to attack and demarket their competition with lies and fabrications, instead of marketing their own positives, because they simply have nothing tangible to offer. TSTV my foot. Even if DSTV increases to 50K, I will rather sub DSTV than touch that thrash called TSTV with a 9 foot pole.

All these fake demarketing strategies from this failed company TSTV won't work. Cry me a river

She wants to divorce him so she can get up to half of his wealth. Western marriage is a scam against successful men. Almost like it a crime to be a successful rich man in western countries, yet they claim to be the most civilized people. Most civilized my foot

Burnley Vs Manchester City:

Burnley Formation: 4 - 5 - 1 Our defence is impenetrable

Man City: Which defence?

Full time Burnley 0 : 2 Man City

Liverpool Vs Watford:

Watford Formation: 5 - 4 - 1 Our defence is impenetrable

Liverpool: Which defence?

Full time Liverpool 2 : 0 Watford


But........

Chelsea wanna bamba? But couldn't even chill with the big boys

1:4 what da heck is wrong with Chelsea today?

Terrorists cannot end terrorism. Who is fooling who? Believe this man at your own peril. Question is: how did Fulani militias across Sub Saharan Africa end up in Nigeria - who sponsored them to come here?

Buhari is a highly experienced sophisticated failure. There's no other way to explain his disastrous Presidency.

May go up? Smh, bread prices have already gone up. Size keeps reducing and prices keeps increasing simultaneously. Maybe bread prices will soon quadruple is what you mean

I see it so clear now. It is Russia that will bring America to its knees and China will remove the crown from their head. Olympus will soon fall in real life, not just in the movies. Western Europe must pay for all their evil atrocities and crimes against humanity in this world. We have not forgotten what they did to our ancestors in Africa. Evil lots claiming to be good but are responsible for more than half the problems in this world.

The Russians didn't do this to my ancestors, the British and Americans did. That's why history is very important, Africans of today are so blind to see who their real enemies are.

Said it before that Putin is an economic genius. The idiots that dropped sanctions are the ones that will carry it with their own heads. By the time this war is over, everyone's eyes will be open that it is time to end Western imperialism. This is the beginning of the end for the evil Western Empire.

mployer:
He is not the sole supplier of gas.

Russia alone supplies about half the consumption gas of the EU. Now the same idiots that thought they could collapse the Russian currency will be the same people that will strengthen it far better than it ever was when they have no choice but to pay with Russian money. Putin is an economic genius.

Putin is back to back giving it hot to the gang of bandit imperialists. US and EU right now

Been inside there twice and truly magnificent. But Microsoft doesn't own Kings Towers, they have offices on some few floors, not all. Facebook also has offices there. Microsoft floors have some really techy features in their offices, like the windows are electric, door opens with hand wave etc. Those working at Microsoft Kings Towers na enjoyment una dey

Putin is such a compassionate man. Did the European invaders demand our African ancestors surrender for free exit when they invaded our lands? No, they massacred them brutally. Did the USA demand for hundreds of thousands of Iraqis to surrender for free exit when they invaded their country? No, they rained bombs on them and blew them into smoke. Yet they want us to believe Putin is a devil. When will Bush be facing trial for his crimes against humanity, invading another country based on fabricated propaganda of WMDs that never existed in Iraq, nor ever found.

No surrender? OK, then prepare to die, simple!

Reminderz:
lol stale already.. any other things to use attack?

I 8 2 remind you

Teaser4:
shut up mumu… dem Dey rape una at home, you Dey rant here… if you no fvck off you sef fit collect

Na you be the real mumu since you still can't see I'm not a madrid fan. If they like they should lose 20:0 that's their problem. And the only thing I will be collecting is a treble: EPL + FA cup + UCL trophy. But for you, despite all this, nothing again, you will still fail at Europa

Reminderz:
lol why don't you bet your balls with it? sorry heartbreak is real

Heartbreak over what? I don't see Man City playing here. Heartbreak is when Bayern disgraced your Barcelona home and away, sent them on a 1st Class one-way trip to Europa

sotall:
How many times Barca don rape Madrid for their backyard?

This match is the latest rape

lmao . They have been raping themselves no doubt, but we can have that dick measuring contest if Barcelona can manage to escape Europa league next season

Reminderz:
e be like say your ticket don cut? sorry bro.. bet again..

Nope, I didn't bet. But I can bet Barcelona won't win zilch this season

And this Madrid without Benzema still have hope they can survive against Chelsea. It will be a massacre. Chelsea is already in the Semi finals

Reminderz:
leemao keep dreaming... you think say na psg or old Barca be this? you don forget how many times Barcelona don give them wotowoto for their home?

And how many times Madrid don rape Barcelona for their backyard?

dirtydiva:
You go show me your governors achievement after 8yrs if you're not from Anambra State make I see come 2023,

Ok, accepted. I will be doing a comprehensive report measuring on real achievements, to show if he performed or not, not counting bridges and fly overs. May God preserve out lives till then.

Benzema's injury came at the right time for Barcelona. But this match will most likely still end with a draw

I love this, they should keep it going. It will accelerate the demise of Western imperialism on the world.

TheOgaBoss:
if bridges are not achievements, what do u consider as achievements?

For me this is a rhetorical question because the answer is obvious. But since you asked let me tell you. A governor's achievements are not measured by bridges but by the performance indices of improvement in his state's standard of living index and GDP index, as well as the investments and debt portfolios.

So the question is after Obiano became Governor, did Anambra people have better standard of living in terms of security, economic opportunities, welfare, and so on? Did the GDP index of the state improve? What about the state's debt ratio? Did the FDI and IGR of the state improve?

Now the OP should go and check those areas to determine whether he has achievements or not to show us, not counting bridges as accomplishments as if everyone is dumb.

Governor for 8 years and you are showing us bridges as his accomplishments? I wonder who is sponsoring this nonsense post

Here we go with another fake story on Nairaland