₦airaland Forum

Last time i checked, both Man and Woman supplied the chromosomes to make a child.

X from the Mother

X or Y from the Father.

Of course He has Rights!!!

Of course he has rights but not until the baby is born. if you think about it from the x and x/y chromosomes, he should have rights to his property but even if you make a law that will enable him have rights from conception, what will happen to women who doesnt want a pregnancy because of the changes it'll bring to their body or because they dont want to be single mothers? Don't you know that some guys may use pregnancy as a form of punishment on a woman? I'm prolife tho.

Disturbing reports reaching my desk confirm that squads of stern-faced armed security guards have been deployed to keep vigil over all of Kano's fabled open sewers to deter hordes of non-indigenous gutter aroma sniffers who have besieged the ancient city in the belief that the sewers of Kano offer a superior high to those in other cities of the country.

Trust Nigerian spoil sports to ruin a new sport just as soon as it is created.

Wouldn't it be better for them to charge taxes and fees for sniffing their gutters? while some really stale ones should be marked V.S.O.G(very superior old gas) and should be sniffed for a higher fee.

Hey nairaland babes beware of madmen on d street because they beginning to fall in love like every other normal human being.

They know what is good n pleasant to the eyes. Always dress as modest as possible cause who knows u might be d nxt victim.

I was walking along d street recently with my girl4rnd and we saw a madman I mean real one wey don mad since dey born am. As we were passing by and trying to avoid him, he kept coming to us saying - "fine girls come and kiss me nw, dnt u knw that una dey very beautiful. Abeg come nw I love u, As he was saying this, he kept coming 2wods us and my God i was very scared o. We took to our heels as fast as possible. Na only God save us that day o. Infact I ran fast mre than d popular Mary Onyali,
So tke heed less u becme victim. I don talk my own be that. He that has ears let him ear.

Make una no think say I be one kind prophetess oooo.

roflmao

Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it. At least you won't get busted for scuba diving in the gutter, which is definitely prefereable to what would happen if you stood beside that same gutter smoking a joint. Rather than ridicule the gentlemen who have turned Nigeria's fetid open sewers into a treasured natural resource about which Nigerians can finally be proud, we should applaud their resourcefulness, ingenuity and undying spirit of adventure.

A few condensed thoughts on Sewage Surfing :

"I never met an open sewer that I didn't like, which is more than can be said about some people."

"Marijuana and cocaine are crutches for those who don't have the balls to do the Kano Gutter Trawl."

"Flotsam, in my nostrils, makes me happy. Green slime, almost always, makes me high."

"Well since my dealer left me, I found a new place to dwell, It runs alongside get-high street - The Sewage Hotel."

Any fool can fire up a joint, but it takes a REAL man to " do the sewage thang" .

"Rubba Dub dub I was taking a bath, in raw sewage on a Saturday night."

"I love the smell of sewage in the morning. It smells like nirvana."

Roflmao

Almost 90% of the hausas here live on drugs, they smoke and trade weeds, iice, Happy Five, Ecstasy and some cough syrubs, I see it as part of them because they do it everyday. In this part of the world, people take weed like there is no tommorow and i see nothing bad in it.

This is a very bogus statistics. 30%, may be but 90%? hell no.

Did she actually confess to this? I have heard cases of people trying to deliver cases for friends, only to get caught and charged with trying to smuggle drugs out of the country. I say the media should make sure this is not the case before painting her black.

It's only a new traveller that still deliver cases for people nowadays because they write it and announce it over and over again in every airport.

What is going on in kano? It's time we nickname kano "the center of Euphoria".

Again, is the sharia law not against drug abuse?

Kano battles spread of strange 'chemical' among youths
From Adamu Abuh, Kano

KANO State government has expressed concern over the disastrous effects of a chemical item identified as rubber solution abused by youths in the state.


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A section of youths in the state, it was learnt, had formed the habit of sniffing the substance, which makes them to lose self-control and sometimes become unconscious.

Director-General of the Directorate of Societal Re-orientation, Dr. Bala Mohammed, while speaking with journalists shortly after a seminar on "Youths Against Drug Abuse" at the weekend, lamented the ugly trend among youths in the state, adding that the substance known as Adai daita Sahu, which is bought as glue, was used for other illicit acts by youths.

He said: "While we agree that bicycle repairers and others are doing their legitimate trade by dealing in rubber solution, we still believe there could be a deliberate ploy by some unscrupulous persons to destroy our youths with this harmful substance. I say so because why do we have one million sticks of this substance required by only a handful of persons in our market?"

Mohammed disclosed that the one million sticks of glue had been confiscated by officials of his outfit, in conjunction with members of the Hisba Board after a raid of the Kofar Ruwa Market recently.

He stated that his organisation had approached the Consumer Protection Council (CPC) to explore means of regulating the sale of the substance to members of the public.

Kano State Commander of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA), Mr. Nicholas Walter, said the agency was handicapped over the issue of the abuse of the rubber solution.

Nevertheless, he said he organised a meeting with members of the Association of Rubber Solution Dealers in Kano to explore means of ensuring that the end-users of the product were the deserving persons in the state

http://odili.net/news/source/2008/jun/30/31.html

I heard they do so in Naija. pathetic!!!!

We can't have the cows farting anyhow anymore. It contributes ginormously to global warming.

The youths need it for getting high. You may consider packaging them like they do water in Nigeria. That may make a good sell.

Drug disgrace for Nollywood star
By Senan Murray
BBC News website, Abuja



The scandal is said to have boosted interest in her films
Fans of popular Nigerian actress Hassanat Taiwo Akinwande are still shocked by her fall from grace.

The star of Nigeria's film industry, known as Nollywood, appeared in court last week charged with trying to smuggle drugs to the UK.

Some of them say they will now boycott films she has starred in "because she has disgraced her fans and country".

Miss Akinwande, who uses the stage name Wunmi, was arrested in September by officials of the Nigerian National Drug Law Enforcement Agency while trying to get on board a London-bound Virgin Atlantic flight from Lagos.

After a few days in detention Wunmi, who is famous for her roles in Nigerian movies that preach morality, had excreted 92 wraps of high-quality cocaine weighing in at 1.214 kg, according to the prosecution.

Reaction

"I am really disappointed in her," Jide Osinowo, a taxi driver in Abuja told the BBC. It's the work of the devil



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"I and my family used to watch her films because they taught children lessons about how to grow up and become responsible citizens and now this! I even heard that she was crying in the court and saying she was not guilty. Well, we shall see."

"With this whole cocaine business, I have no reason whatsoever to watch any of her movies," Nollywood film buff Sola told the BBC.

But some of Wunmi's fans are sympathetic.

"It's the work of the devil," Kemi Makoju, a self-confessed Wunmi fan said at a video rental store in Abuja.

"She is not the kind of person to do something like this. I'm not going to stop watching her films just because of this small thing."

Disrepute

Wunmi's colleagues in Africa's fastest-growing film industry were not so sympathetic.


Nollywood films are usually distributed by video and DVD

Following her arrest, the Association of Nigerian Theatre Practitioners quickly suspended Wunmi from its ranks saying her conduct had brought the industry into disrepute.

Wunmi's fans and fellow actors now appear to be avoiding her.

When she was charged before Lagos high court last week, her fans and colleagues uncharacteristically avoided the court premises.

Abandoned and alone, Wunmi wept freely and told the judge she did not speak any English.

Her confession was greeted with subdued sniggers from the gallery who clearly thought Wunmi had taken her acting to the court room.

"Mi o jebi, sir" - Yoruba for 'I'm not guilty, sir' - she responded when the one-count charge of illegal drug possession was read to her.

Pioneer

Wunmi, a single mother of two was a Nollywood pioneer with a career that dates back to the 1980s when she first appeared in a popular Yoruba language soap opera called Feyi Kogbon, Yoruba for 'Learn from this'.

It's a good advert for us because more people are now asking for her films

Pirated film seller

She's starred in over 50 low-budget Nigerian home videos which are usually shot in six weeks or less.

One of the Yoruba language movies Wunmi starred in is Ajeniyonu, Yoruba for 'making money is a risky venture.'

It is indeed a big risk Wunmi may have taken, for if convicted she faces spending the rest of her acting career in jail.

However, her arrest, ironically, has reportedly led to a renewed interest in movies she starred in.

"It's a good advert for us because more people are now asking for her films," Uchenna Obiefuna who sells pirated CDs and DVDs in Abuja's central Wuse Market told the BBC.

"Yes, I feel sorry for her, but our people also say one man's downfall may be the opportunity another is waiting for to rise."

"No be my fault, na God - it's not my doing, it's God's," he adds in Nigerian Pidgin English, shrugging.

Nigeria is reputed to be the hub of African drugs trafficking.

Although marijuana is the only drug cultivated in the country, Nigerians have been caught in the past smuggling South American cocaine to Europe and other parts of Africa.

A recent United Nations report which studied drug trafficking in West Africa found that Nigerians were responsible for most of the cocaine smuggled into the UK by the so-called "stuffers and swallowers" who swallow drugs wrapped in condoms for later retrieval.




http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6193008.stm

raw sewage releases gases like small carbon-chain alkanes like methane, alkenes and most prominantly hydrogen sulfide (which all account for the putrid odour). I suppose that is what the fellas inhale.

Why not visit the farms and inhale cow fart?

Why are you'll hating on my Hausa brothers

Did you see anywhere in the article that said the inhalers are hausas?

Pentium M 1.6ghz,[b] 256mb ram [/b]40gb, DVD/CDRW, 15" in February 2007!

Eeeeewwww, what a configuration? What's the point of the 1.6 Ghz if you can't get a min of 2gb ram? That computer won't even run on vista.

I think that some of the topics we discuss are analysed from a perspective of an outsider looking into a variant model and trying to force/mold the model into conformity within the analytic rules.

If its true that joint account ownership cannot apply, then how can it be possible that this case can be defended on the basis of joint ownership? It is hereby determined that husband and the wife do not share ownership in each other's resource. Any action in which one or the other un-authoritatively accesses and takes posession of the other party's belonging, under the law of NairaLand, this action constitutes stealing.

Given the aforegoing reviews, the Honorable Judge Negro hereby rules that the defendant is guilty on five counts, 1 . theft, 2. aggravated pilfering, 3. grandiose stealing, 4. break and entry with the intention to steal, 5. grand larceny with intention to disposess.

The court shall reconvene to pass sentence. The judge need to take a palmy break. Court is hereby adjourned.

Lol; Are you a court marshal in your local govt's magistrate court?

Ma friend's dad once invited dpolice to investigate d whole house. including his wife and kids, brothers, in-laws, so its wont be new thing if i do d same to ma wife, maybe if she refused, to confess, i'll give her serouis torture, lol, i might invite Jack Baur, to do rest, Tongue
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Roflmao,

please don't jump to conclusions without knowing whats going on inside that particular family
what if the man worked for his money before he married the woman?
saying someone is stingy is relative,a wife might call the husband stingy because he s not shelling out for jewelries and shopping every week,the guy didnt get to be rich by spending lavishly.
you didnt say she lived in a face me i face you which would be suffering
you didnt say she drives a jalopy or old volkswagen which would be suffering
we don't know but,do you know what the guy went through before making his money?dyu even know if he used a part of his body or the lenght of his life or something drastic to make money?yet you want him to spend lavishly because its the wives right,funny thing is that even recent news here are calling for a debate if it is right for a partner or wife to claim half or substansial part of the estate if he/she didnt play any part in acumulating it case in point
paul macartney and heather mills, the man had made his money before she was born,yet just because of one daughter and just a couple of years marriage the gold digger was asking for half

Why do some of you men have problem with the "half is mine" law? Look at it very well, is the half not reallys hers? Women are not complaining about the law and they are not against giving out their own half in case of divorce. If most women are not complaining, why are most men complaining? Can't y'all share?

Why shouldn't he bash you[b]? He can as well spit on you[/b]!

If he R kelly's brother?

Redhot, your case is missing clarity. Do they have a joint account

Most couples living in Nigeria don't even know what is a joint account. How will a polygamist run a joint account sef?

Ref pp 3: By TOH:
I fear some of you people.

Let's just say any man that only agrees to a joint account with some of you people is a dead man.

nigerian women chorus




The shoes on my feet
he bought it
The clothes I'm wearin
he bought it
The rock I'm rockin
he bought it
'Cause I depend on him
If I wanted
The watch you're wearin
he'll buy it
The house I live in
he bought it
The car I'm drivin
he bought it
I depend on him
(I depend on him)

2 -
All the women who are dependent
Throw your hands up at me
All the honeys who spending hubby money
Throw your hands up at me
All the mommas who profit hubby's dollas
Throw your hands up at me
All the ladies who truly feel me
Throw your hands up at me

3 -
Girl I didn't know you could pinch money like that
Charlie, how your Angels steal your doe like that
Girl I didn't know you could pinch money like that
Charlie, how your Angels steal your doe like that

This is slowly turning to hatred for Nigerian women. haba, Oybobo!!!!

If a man steals from a woman he is irresponsible.


If a woman steals from a man it is LOVE.


What an absolute madness.

Lol; life is not fair.

Funny, some guys here steal from their girlfriends.

Um why are you lying? Many women would have a problem with their husbands taking money from their purses. Even you sef said a few pages back that such a man isnt a "gentleman"

Girls that like being treated like prized goats should NEVER complain when they are abused or treated like second class citizens after all the guy BOUGHT you and you continue to expect him to do the same.

Oyb said " does that mean that y'all won't have problems with your husband spending your money on , " He never said "our husband stealing our money for , " A man that steals from a woman is not a gentleman.

@ Jackal

pray its not a woman like Busta that you marry - she'll steal your business capital just to get herself a new Hermes handbag - do you want to go bankrupt over a flipping accessory? Undecided

Lmao!!!!

tell that to tetraoxosulphate IV acid abi na ch3coo him call himself

That should be a methyl acid.

[size=16pt]Only broke-ass men would really care about the few coins or notes missing in their wallets.[/size]

Vote for jackal!!!!!!

Like say una papa never steal money from ya mummy's purse and vice versa . . . y'all need to think like grown ups and quit typing with your feeding bottles in your mouth

Roflmao!!!!

- does that mean y'all have no problem with hubby spending YOUR money on perfume, gym memberships and designer clothing? after all, he is looking good for you

No we don't as long as he does it responsibly.

It depends on how much she is stealing. . . . .How much do their accessories really cost? Pea-nutz i say.
Besides, when a man is too rich, it doesn't matter how much he loses to his wifey's sticky fingers.
Let her STEAL. Trust me. . . . .no matter what, a man WINS.

All of a sudden, Dr Jackal, a celebrated chauvinist is supporting women stealing from their husbands. I can only think of one reason which is that he's also pilfering his girlfriends purse. Guard your purse girl, he's up to no good.

What stock market??

If he believes her colour is a dent on their lineage, why won't he also believe that she'll bring bad luck on their business empire?

a message to yall low down racist indian bitches. If you don't want to be involved with black People, why didnt you stick yall racist ass in India.

I hope yall ass get the death penalty and you get bleeped in the buttocks by the devil while in HELL.

Only to racist indian people.

Indians are not the only racist in the world. Black people are racists and tribalists too.

i don't think you guys live in the uk or stayed here before,its a normal thing for racial frictions between indians and blacks infact a respected conservative lady mp who is indian said he believed the bnp(our own version of the ku klux klan)were right after all

they say it loud and clear that they will rather kill the girl who brings home a black man of whatever origin and will t least tolerate a white man ,they will not allow an irish as well,the pakistanis are worst, they ll be intentionally rude to you while serving you,call u racial expletives in their punjabi language e.tc

Whatever you say, stop racism now!!!!!