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An American woman once cheated on her husband some years back, had a baby with her sex mate and when the husband discovered 2 years later, he divorced her on the grounds of adultery, but the judge is forcing him to pay support for the child he did not father. How fair is that judgment from your perspective? Bear it in mind that he must have bonded with the child and it's not the child's fault that her mother is an adulteress.

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It all depends on how mature and responsible he his

Maturity and responsibility are variable factors which the court may not be able to determine until the fetus cannot be aborted again besides, an irresponsible guy can still pull a stunt on the judge as long as he has a good lawyer.

@topic,

I have another conspiracy theory about this whole issue. We need to find out the activities of G.W.Bush in this whole matter. Afterall, he might be trying to grow some mutants - Ninja Turtle Style in Kano for onward delivery to Afghanistan in search of Osama. The underground sewers of New York gave us those mutant heroes. Why can't the same happen in kano?! Who knows a few years of surfing the gutters and Kawabanga, we have our own Ninja Turtles.

That means that Bush must have used some stimulants to lure them beside the gutters. It also means that non of us is safe from that gutter epidemic. That guy is smart.

Seriously tho, did you notice that 90% of strange illnesses in Naija emanate from the north. activities like gutter sniffing may be a probable explanation. Who knows when they started this act? Probably 20 years old.

It'll be hilarious if the police were placed by the gutter to catch suspects.
anybody who come near gutters will be arrested on sniffing suspicion.

That'll be too harsh because our bus stops are usually behind the gutters. why not give the cops a stop watch and give them orders to arrest any junkie that stands beside the gutter for more than 5 mins(bus or no bus ).

Funmi, what an irrational argument. Why would you liquefy your self with anonymous semen with the intent to destroy the child? brutal murderer. sperm banks were not instituted for killers to polish their murdering skills.

Did you read that from me? where did I say the sperm banks were instituted for mothers to murder their unborn babies?

Euthanasia or mercy killing has been a subject of controversy lately especially from the roman catholic church that seems to be adamant about it. I don't have anything against catholics but i just have one question for them:
Will you still stand by your belief that euthanasia is unGodly if the patient is on life support machines ?

If you find yourself in a situation where you are in a late stage severe cancer that is usually painful even with morphine, will you not accept to be injected to death so you can rest in peace?

@Other christians: Why are the Pentecostals shying away from issues like euthanasia or abortion from the outside world? They usually let the catholics take the bullet.

Yes Men should be allowed to have right over their unborn babies:
My reasons are:

1. I the man does not have sex with the woman she can get pregnant.

There are sperm banks which are filled with semens from men with a large heart

2. The man would be the one to take care of the baby when the baby is born .

That is if he's not deadbeat. They don't write deadbeats on their forehead you know,

If cow shit can be used to fertilize our food, why can't it be used as a means of getting high

If sand can be used to plant our foods, why can't it be used in place of garri?

This is to tell you that almost everything in this world is useful

Gutter odour nows serves as a replacement for weed

Nice initiative

Yes especially the fact that the only thing Nigerians seem to recycle now is their gutters.

Funny though that the NDLEA arrests people for sniffing gutters. I mean how does that work?? If you stand for an extending period of time beside a gutter. without properly covering your nose, you are a sniffer?? Or if you do not cover at all you are an inhaler and hence should be arrested?? ROFLMAO!!!_[sub][/sub]

Lmao, una no go kill me here today.

translate pls or delete thread.

Cooldude lovers her more than his mother.

LOOL. Imagine the audacity, someone goes to score a bottle of original cow fart only to realise that he/she can't get to that "special place" after hours of sniffing because he wasted money on the fake stuff. But i still don't get it, so do communities just gather around the gutter and all just stand there sniffing? I just have this image of an old guy sitting by the gutter and reading a news paper trying to look non chalant and meanwhile he is getting high.

Lol; more better images before the newspapers sue you abeg. I'm preety sure that some ibo people already have Tayo's idea in the works. Don't be surprised they come up with cow fart soultion made in Aba.

Murder she wrote!!!

That's different though. Although it's not something I'd subscribe to, for such situations, the family is usually aware of this since they are the one who suggests such nonsense therefore the guy can't even run if he wanted to because his and her family are all in on it.

It's only mama's boys that will not chicken out if needs be. Guys these days can perform wonders and can walk any minute even if it's during your honeymoon. I've not heard of families encouraging pregnancy before marriage especially in Nigeria because the other family can still reject an in law whether a party is pregnant or not.

He's probably a new guy on the prowl or recently baptized with a new name.

they didnt work for nothing

Work? Lmao, is that what you call work? Some chics do the whole job nowadays anyway while bomboy is busy moaning and shouting like Jodeci.

@topic,

This topic has given me some great commercial ideas. Why don't I start bottling up some farts and sending to kano for sale. The only problem is that American farts will not sell too well in the Sharia States. I guess I can eliminate that problem by bottling the farts in China. Imagine this: "Farts for sale - made in the USA and bottled in China for consumption in Naija".

I will probably meet the needs of the kano elite by bottling Saudi farts for sale. Who wants to be a millionaire? Let's exploit this idea I beg.

Just don't bottle fake farts unless you want NDLEA to be on your neck. Nigerians can even bottle carbon monoxide from an old car in the name of monkey or cow farts.

You can as well deride d Chinese 4 recommendin drinkin of urine since its a waste from the body or the Congolese 4 eatin monkeys,or the Tivs 4 eating rats or the Catholics 4 eating pigs,i can go on & on.My point is while i don't recomend sewer waste as a stimulant,the other vices are not farin any better.Stay clean

What a ridiculous analogy. Must we excuse everything we do in Nigeria? Sniffing gutter is just ridiculous and not only by a few but over 500 were arrested in one day. Common man!!!!!!!

Trust me, young girls still do. Have you heard some chics saying, " guys can lie but not my Kola"? That's why this media BS they tell women in America that they are smarter than men beats me because some women watch these talk shows, believe the BS, get a little careless with themselves because they wouldn't do proper homework after all Oprah told them that men are stupid and they keep falling mugu for the "stupid" gender. The greatest enemy young girls have today is the media that keeps over nflating their ego, some homes has been broken b/c the woman tries to relegate the man's opinion to the backseat, after all they are not as smart according to Oprah/Dr Phil/View etc. Identify this big lie first, tell women they are being hoodwinked by media moguls because they want their attention to score high in ratings so as to attract sponsors and their dollars. The only way to cut through it is by appeasing women, men hardly watch TV anyway except sports.

Better still, they can avoid going to the loo for the next 4 weeks. That way, they can get high from the "fresh" putrid smell escaping from their insides. What better way to get high than from your own internal putrefaction combustion engine

Roflmao

This people should stop disgracing us abeg. I thought they went to school?

100% approval rate. Ib is every bodies sweetheart. Very slow to anger and home trained.

@RedHot

i can't believe for one second

that your scenario exists or takes place this days!

Where do you peep live? la La land or Hollywood Are you saying that dudes don't pull out on a woman these days after she gets pregnant? Some can be justified because being pregnant for a man is not a reason to abuse him(it should be a thing of joy and not something that will make him feel he's caged). What men say before sex is not the same as what they say after sex in some cases besides, another woman may come into the picture in your 2nd trimester. Most single mothers are victims of circumstances and stupidity may be on of them(even the most educated ones too).

I'd like to think girls are so much smarter than this now.

Who still falls for such things?

Well, if they are that smart, why the upsurge of single mothers that still say: He told me he loves me and oh my God, he pulled on me,
90% of single mothers did not become one by careful planning, in most cases, they became pregnant to appease a man, lure him into marriage, b/c he wants it so badly but has no money for the wedding now and the greatest of them all is because she's in loooooooooooooooVE.

I still maintain that igbo/weed/marijuana/cannabbees/hashish & sewer waste fall into the same category.Its a classic of half full-half empty.

Are you aware that some substances in the gutter that are not biodegradable can kill them instantly?

With the introduction of sewer/gutter fumes to the list, My mind has been changed. igbo/weed/marijuana/cannabbees/hashish seem more tolerable than those.

They are not even close. They can as well look for a pit latrine and inhale the hot air that comes off it.

There are necessary measures a woman can take to avoid conceiving. If she can't take the brunt of being a single mother, she should please do us a favor by taking the pills or preferably tie her womb!!!!!!!!

Look at this scenario:

Yves: sweetheart, i think it's time to have a baby

Eve: Why don't we get married first?

Yves: We'll definitely do that but that wouldn't stop us from getting pregnant

Eve: okay

2 months later:

Eve: Honey, I'm pregnant

Yves: Thats such a good news

1 week after:

eve: why come home so late honey?

Yves: what are you insinuating? that I'm cheating?

eve: No, it's just that I need to know where you are.

Yves: what? Are you my mother? in fact, I'm done with you and all i want now is my baby. Give birth to my baby and send me the portion of my bills. To your tent o' Israel.


From the scenario above, what if Eve is not ready to be a single mother but has been hoodwinked into it, what do you expect her to do since she cannot even abort the baby(at least legally) because the man seriously want the child and has 50% equity shares on the pregnancy?

Pregnancy as a form of punishment

How do i get pregnant without knowing??

im yet to tackle that issue!

if i don't want a child, it will never be conceived
talk more of trying to kill it!

That'll be you but some chics get pregnant by being careless for a second besides a man can also sweet talk you into the pregnancy deal only to back out after you test positive to pregnancy.

Borishade, yes but kayode? I see some bad belle here.

@Tayo_D, please No. You can not compare those two. The Haiti case is unfortunate and understandable but sniffing gutter?? That is the lowest of all lows. Even monkies would not do that, in my opinion , ROFLMAO!!! This is not human, even dogs know to cover their noses when looking for scraps in the gutters, if you ask me , ROFLMAO!!! This is as low as any being can go, but then again, I will not put it past Nigerians to prove me wrong, yet again, ROFLMAO!!!

Lmao, Is that all you can say about such a wonderful invention?

Describe the person one place above you the best way you can and not the person 2 or more places above(strictly from your own perspective). It's just a game, Nobody is above me for now so i guess I'll take the bashing first.