Good for the stupid MD. The mumu MD thought he was in Nigeria. That is a country where they have labor law. Cases worse than this happens everyday in companies in Nigeria, yet the culprits go free.

Projects only awarded and completed on paper. Rubbish.

Traditionalists don upgrade too. Nice concept.

So the only way to become popular and sell your products is to be a cross dresser? Anuofia.

RIP Senator McCain.

They look good together.

RIP bro.The killing could be as a result of business deal gone wrong.

Very lucrative business. Imagine making 100K and also getting banged for free.

What a beautiful man.
Seriously, the guy looks more beautiful than most babes.

Themaths:
OP, listen attentively.

Currently, I have nine (10) active bank accounts. Thanks to MMM days.

2 first bank accounts (Visa and Verve)
1 Zenith (MasterCard)
2 Diamond (Both Visas)
1 Access (MasterCard)
1 Wema (Alat Banking, MasterCard)
1 Union Bank (MasterCard)
1 GTB. (MasterCard).
1 FCMB (Verve)

There are several reasons to open and not to open an account with any bank.

CHARGES: As far as you opt for alert by text messages, you must be charged #4 per SMS you receive, Normal monthly #52.50 charges apply per monthly card maintenance (To avoid this, just empty your account ) and transfer to other banks. Extra charge of about #65 also apply when you use your card more than 3 times on a different bank's ATM.

MINIMUM ACCOUNT BALANCE: First, Union bank is #1,000, Wema is #500 others are zero account.

BANKING APP AND TRANSFER LIMITS; Without Token, Zenith is 100k, First and Diamond is 500k, GTB is 2million to GTB and 1million to other banks, union is 5k (pathetic), I haven't tried to see the max for FCMB, Wema is 2 million Access is 1million to be sent in 500k max in parts.

For the apps, all the banks have got good apps, beautiful UI apart from FCMB, very ugly. Most of them have fingerprint login too, cool right? For some you can order ATM from the app.

INTERNATIONAL/INTERNET BANKING; All Verve cards can't buy stuff from international online shopping websites like AliExpress, Alibaba, eBay, Amazon et al. For me, GTB has the lowest exchange rates, #363/$, Access 365. Only my Zenith MasterCard works on eBay, charge is 373-375/$ (total rip off).

AVAILABILITY OF BRANCHES; Firstbank has the highest number of branches for me and where I have been to. You even find them in small towns, very thoughtful of them. FCMB has the least closely followed by union.

CUSTOMER CARE SERVICES; To me almost all banks have shitty service. You will be served better in a branch that receives less customers.

There is one Zenith Bank close to me (opposite Mobil filling station, Ring Road. People who live in Benin will know it), their bulk room tellers can fight you, insult you and talk to you anyhow. But the one I went to at Uyo, Abak road, the woman there is so friendly to go bank go dey hungry you.

INTEREST RATES: For me, access, diamond, Wema pays interest. Maybe others pay too, but I haven't noticed because I use my accounts often.

ATM CARDS; Zenith gave me MasterCard, diamond Visa, Union MasterCard, Access MasterCard, First and FCMB Verve. Some banks gives MasterCard and Visa on default, some you have to indicate, some banks are stubborn even if you indicate, they will still give you Verve. Very annoying. For me, MasterCard is the most flexible of all cards.

UNSCRUPULOUS DEDUCTIONS; Many people have complained of this, but I have only experienced it with Diamond bank, I was refunded in full after making complaints.


NB; All these are based on my own personal experiences, and I stand to be corrected.

Sorry bro, Union Bank Mobile transfer limit aint 5k. You have a default limit of 5k when you download the app and do the set-up yourself. You can visit any branch for limit enhancement. The daily transfer limit without token is 200k while you can transfer up to 50M daily using the hard/soft token. Their mobile app is very cool with fingerprint login.

Igbo Amaka.

Ife eji abu Anambra erika!

ClassRep001:
If only she had spent the night in a guys house all these won't have occurred.

She would have enjoyed a marathon knackings and also many other goodies.

Well this lady is ugly sha, it won't have been a bad idea of that bullet should hit her ugly face

Idiot, trying so hard to sound funny.

Congrats bro. Abeg upload pinshures sharp sharp.

All these waka pass actress sef.

These are the supposed leaders of tomorrow? After Una don finish Nigeria and Ghana jollof fight, now na Yoruba and Igbo. Tomorrow e go be Ogun state and Oyo state. I now agree with Buhari that most of our youths are truly lazy. .

E no concern us abeg. My only concern is how to send Buhari back to Daura next year.

Chai, RIP gentleman.

All these mediocre Naija players sef wey no fit qualify from the group stage at the WC .

Everything is by the grace of God. Some first class graduates are doing 30k jobs while some primary school drop-outs are making millions daily. In every situation, thank God. Do not boast about your success and accomplishments.

Buhari,see what you have reduced our women to? E no go better for you.

This life is just a phase. RIP Mallam Ciroma.

APC na APC, whether na Reformed o,Recycled o, Rebaptised o, Repackaged o, Regrouped o, Ogun kee all of una there.

Not a new thing. Flooding is a global thing. It has happened in major cities across the world, so Owerri own is not an exception. Even though I know say Rochas na cow.

BuhariNaWah:
Hhhhmmmmm NGOZI weds CHIBUZOR

Badt guy.

BUHARI, e no go better for you.

MONITZ:
The structure is not even straight,it's slanty which is a disaster on its own then coupled with that filling station it becomes double jeopardy or double wahala for dead body... I don't know what the regulating bodies re even doing,then when it happens Nigerians will start the usual binding and casting out of demons,who even did this to us a country sef?

Exactly. I noticed the building is somehow tilting to the right. Just like you asked, what are the regulatory bodies doing?

Good you told them Mr Macron. Africans always think it is the West that holds the key to our success. What we don't know is that these guys are actually milking us dry. Until we start holding our leaders accountable, Africa and especially Nigeria will always remain a shithole.

TITOBIGZ:
walahi, naija no fit better
i just french embassy pity my case and give me schengen.

AM OUT.
PARIS LOADING................................................

My brother I go follow you join body.

What is wrong with us in this country? Some calamities that befall us as a nation are somehow caused by us. What do we call this now? A filling station and a hospital sharing the same premises. This is a disaster waiting to happen. If it happens now, we will start blaming the devil. I weep for Naija.

Why wont the house collapse? Half of the houses in Ibadan are mud houses with brown rusted roof.

This guy wicked I swear. Is the girl pregnant?

Onitsha, the economic nerve centre of the East.