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May his soul RIP.

I always advise people to stay away from swimming pool if you don't know how to swim.

Just when you thought you have seen it all. Naija na theater of comedy I swear.

Dirty thing.

It is called ''FOOD'' not ''FOOD'' some people put the first 'O' in place of the second 'O' which is very bad.

That's my aunty. Beauty with brains. Congrats Aunty Ijeabalum.

Hell Rufai is a fool

At APC campaigns, they will insult Obj for 20 minutes, insult Atiku for 20 minutes, insult Saraki for 15 minutes then Buhari will collapse and stand up, hand over the flag to the wrong person. Adams will use his short legs and dance for 10 minutes, then sing the national anthem and close, they're done with campaign in the state they went to.

So Lionel Messi would be written as 狮子 怜悯

Atiku go wait taya. Buhari would have been able to answer these questions if he were to be alive, but not Jibril.

olayinkajnr:
Never been to any part of the East.

Since last week, I've been seeing pictures of Enugu to be specific. I'll love to visit there first. Beautiful place to be.

You are most welcome bro. Enugu and in fact eastern Nigeria is a nice place to visit. Forget all the negative things you read on NL about the East.

042 is bae.

Common girlfriend, not even wife or fiancee. Any girl that tries this rubbish with me must loose at least one tooth. The idiot will tell me whether na her papa give me money buy those properties she destroyed.

Naija oloshos should borrow a leaf from their Zimbabwean colleagues. Zimbabwe oloshos are proud of their profession to the extent of dramatizing how their dead member was fvcking men. I doubt if Naija oloshos can be that bold.

Hahahaha, Buhari promised more than that now what are we seeing. Oga, abeg dont waste the little money you have on campaign, you cannot even win your ward.

I thought Afonjas say there are no Afonjas living in the East? Those 2 hijab-wearing, agbo jedidi sellers are Igbos I guess.

Nigerians owe this great leader an apology. We didnt know what we were enjoying under GEJ until Buhari came in.

It's only when you encounter these FRSC guys on the road that you'll truly understand that the Police is your friend.

I'm beginning to believe this Jibril story by Nnamdi Kanu. This country is sitting on a keg of gunpowder.

I am not a detective, but this is my take on this issue. I'm 99.9% sure the wife knows what happened to her husband. Forget the alibi of her being in the bank when the murder was committed. She's the number 1 suspect. She calling the husband at his dying moment is no coincidence, she just wanted to make her story appear real. This is the kind of job Detective Tom Lepski in James Hadley Chase's fictional novels likes handling.

Such is life. All the money, fame all gone. RIP to him.

EggSauce:
Hmmmm sometimes I wonder if the igbo online are different from the one's offline. because the one's offline usually exhibit good manners and they do have sense unlike the one's online

I wonder the same with online Yorubas. They are so senseless and uncouth unlike the offline ones.

Hmmmm, they've started again o.

Bubu's last budget before Atiku takes over.

Good. Let me see how all these Banks would be declaring bogus profits. What are they maintaining? UBA even charged me ATM maintenance charge when I do not have an active ATM. Crooks.

You can imagine a Swiss writing in Igbo Language. Meanwhile some Igbo kids that were born in Igboland would tell you they cant write in Igbo.