₦airaland Forum

menix:
Broz wake up frm ur sleep, sue cous of 1k in 9ja nd u pay d lawyer 200 naira bah..
Let give pple d right advice..

@OP.. Jst write them a complaint letter stating diz facts u mentioned, very sure it wuld b resolved buh sincerely u wuld b fukin dat security man's job

Exactly. People have been advising the OP to sue the Bank because of 1k as if it is that easy in our present day Naija.

Fine girl.

akinsadeez:
This list is soooo true especially number one.


This list just made me remember my experience when I was still serving. The house I rented, there was this girl there. She was just out of SS3 and was seeking admission into the university. She came to live with one of the tenants while processing her admission. The first thing I noticed about the girl was her bountiful chest. Those things were huge and bouncy. She was really 'buxomly' blessed.
At first I thought she was just being friendly with me like all the other tenants as people usually like corpers. Anytime I came back from court the girl would run up to me, take my bag and hug me with those things. However I began having second thoughts when I noticed a pattern. Anytime I decided to wash my clothes at the well, that is when the girl will know that she wants to fetch water. She would then change into a wrapper to be fetching water while I was washing. To start with, when fetching the water the fetching motion would make the wrapper slip and she would now be using her hand to adjust them things while giving me a good view. Choi!
secondly while fetching d water, some would pour on the wrapper making the thing to stick to the ......... To make matters worse she would now call me to come and help her lift the pail of water on her head for her to carry it inside d house. When she bends down for us to lift the pail together I will now be looking directly at those huge things very near my face with nothing but a flimsy wet wrapper covering them. Choi.
I almost made a move until I learnt that she was just 17yrs. I used to come across child defilement cases everyday and was even handling some myself so it was definitely a no-no for me. Besides there were many willing fellow corpers for me to contemplate messing with an underage in the same house.
The day I did my POP the girl really surprised me though.

Bia, this guy come and complete your story jor. Which kain suspense be this? Just when I was about enjoying your story, you just truncated it. Better finished what you started OR.......

Sleep on bro. You fought hard to live but God knows the best. You will surely be missed.

This man is a clown. So the life of 1 policeman = 20 innocent civilians? Well, it is only in Naija that people like Mbu will make this kind of reckless statement and get away with it. Rubbish.

OP na wah for you oo. Why you come de expose students here nah? Don't you know we have lecturers here on NL? I think say i sabi prepare microchips before, but na now i know say i still de learn work

But seriously, the time it took that student to write all those things on her lap/palm is enough for her to cover the entire course content. Naija students hail una.

They are very detribalised. Love my Urhobo peeps.

Too many plane crash in Asia these days. God please save your people. RIP to the dead.

RIP Sir

mikelallison2:
Why is Buhari not talking much during campaigns? Is it because of:
1. Not knowing what to say?
2. Not interesting in saying anything?
3. Knowing what to say but not knowing how to say it?
4. Just fulfilling an appearance but disinterested in the entire campaign process?

How can this man of very few words represent Nigeria abroad? Or would Osinbajo be the one attending to all foreign matters, including those that are exclusively presidential?

OP, the answer to your question is ''All of the above''
GEJ till Buhari start talking at campaigns.

Burahi don fall hand. Let Osinbajo help him nah.

At last, somebody is thinking. I've said it severally, Nigeria will not turn to El Dorado overnight whether PDP continues or APC takes over. Where do they want to get the money from and how do they intend to deliver on their bogus promises? It's very unfortunate that most Nigerians are easily swindled by the same people always.

o42austino:
I remembered one day like that my guy a car dealer called me and told me that some Clone his ATM card and is making use of it before he noticed and that person has made away with #4.2m naira of his money.

He noticed when he went to ATM to make a 50k withdrawal which after he checked his account balance and his eyes cant believe what his seeing. he then called his account officer and he blocked d account,he was invited to his bank and was told by his bank manager that someone from d bank may hv cloned his ATM and the paid back d missing moni and since then my guy no dey us ATM again.

Super Story. Guy abeg yarn another thing. For you to withdraw 4.2m from an account via the ATM will take you at least 28 days going by the 150,000 maximum daily withdrawal limit. So this fraud took place for almost 1 month without your guy knowing? And again, a bank cannot just refund you 4.2m like that as a result of fraudulent withdrawal from your account. Who knows whether your guy connived with the fraudster. We've had cases of bank customers defrauding their own account and later come back to the bank to complain. I've experienced it severally. So ask your guy to tell you the truth.

Na wah ooo, all these stress just to smoke cigar?

Oga minister, where are the houses located? Nigerian politicians and quoting bogus figures.

Which one be Miss Nigeria USA again? Babes una no de tire?

My good people of PH and Uyo, chop their money, but remember to vote PDP.
GEJ till Buhari produce his original SSCE cert.

Christmas groove at Oba, Anambra state . Pix 1 and 2, Nelly Newtown hotel and suites Oba. Pix 3 and 4, checking out one of my properties at Moonlight estate Oba.

The interest rate is annualized (ie per annum). Also note that whatever accrued interest would be taxed (withholding tax) by 10%.

Innovative!

Story for the gods.
You knew that the bag contains Mary J but you didn't know it contained guns. Bros abeg yarn another thing.

Onitsha akwulugo. I rep Osha.

Which new market? Borokiri New Market in PH?

OdenigboAroli:
Ide nnaa,Kedu ebe imanyee isi ?

Odenigbo nwannem, onu na ekwulu Anambra na Nairaland, odogwu nwoke na Umuoji Igwulube Okodu, nwa Idemili ji eme ngala, nwannem anokwa mia oo. Kee ka eke si anya anwu?

cjrane:
I had observed a few months ago while driving on Onitsha-Owerri road that the area behind Rojenny Tourist village Oba, have been developing so fast!

I hope the state government will pay attention ion to this most important area to make sure it develops orderly as a midway extension of Onitsha and Nnewi.

It is extremely important that this midway zone develops with all modern amenities as an alternative site for businesses and industries looking to establish near Onitsha or Nnewi.

Truly, Oba is one of the fastest developing part of Anambra state presently. With the new international market that will kick off soon, and the state government plans to relocate a major market to the Oba site in a bid to decongest Onitsha. The areas around Rojenny have been bought up, streets charted, housing Estates with high-rise buildings springing up simultaneously in hundreds, the area will be one of the choicest areas in less than two years from now. Trust our people and houses. The state govt should ensure that the area is developed orderly and the master plan adhered to. Ife eji abu anambra erika. Umuigbo daalu nu na mbo unu na agba maka na odiro ofele. Governor Obiano Akpokuedike na Aguleri, Osebuluwa gozie yi na olu oma nine Ina alu ifu na Anambra na aga niru.

Nothing can replace natural p.unny.
Team #welikeitnatural

RIP Chaz B! Rhythm FM would never be the same. It's like he had the premonition he was gonna die. His daughter Monalisa called in on Tuesday, he told her how much he loved her.

all4naija:
I have seen those images posted here over and over again as if those are all about Uyo. The buildings look like farm houses in a developed nation.

Bad belle no good. Post the Eldorado pictures of your state/location let us see. Akwa Ibom ayaya.

How are we sure this is the picture? Anybody can post any random picture from the internet and term it ''Nigerians Struggling to buy tickets for the South African match''

Changing/rescheduling dates for their primaries would not help them. The earlier they realize that the better for them. Anyway, GEJ till APC decides on a date.

18.4 million GBP profit? OP, na how much dem give you for the profit?

dania30:
Lol. Thank u... any idea on Globacom network in camp?

Yeah, you've got the whole GSM network in camp. Anambra is an urbanized state. Apart from the major towns of Onitsha, Awka and Nnewi, there are other well developed places like Ihiala, Ogidi, Obosi, Nkpor, Oba, Ekwulobia, Oko, and so many other uncountable towns where you can get almost everything you can get in every Nigerian city. Let me also add that the citizens are very friendly and hospitable.