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Okay o.

Very good. All terrorists deserve this treatment.

Congratulations �

1. HOW DARE YOU?
When a character does or says something daring that another character considers nasty or disrespectful.

2. I CAN EXPLAIN.
When a character’s misdeed is exposed or when they are caught red-handed engaged in an unacceptable act.

3. ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK
Same as in the case of I CAN EXPLAIN

4. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I CALLED YOU?
Usually when an older character attempts to caution a younger one about what they (the younger one) are about to do or over what they have done wrong.

5. GOD FORBID!
Chanted as a way of rejecting a bad wish or perceived bad wish against one.

6. OVER MY DEAD BODY!
Same as in the case of GOD FORBID.

7. THUNDER FIRE YOU!
An insulting phrase, invoking a lightning strike, yelled at a character in anger.

8. YOU ARE A FOOL.
When a character does something foolish or is not smart enough.

9. I DON’T BLAME YOU.
A sarcastic way of showing anger when one has been offended.

10. IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT.
Same as in the case of I DON’T BLAME YOU.

11. BY THE TIME I’M THROUGH WITH YOU...
Used as a threat by one character against another in a strong manner.

12. HOLY GHOST FIRE!
A phrase chanted by a Christian character to counteract an enemy’s action.

13. WONDERS SHALL NEVER END.
When something incredible happens.

14. SEE ME SEE TROUBLE
Comment made by a character when they are being accused wrongly or when someone is trying to make trouble with them.

15. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
A question posed usually by an arrogant character to another character they consider less important.

16. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
Used to challenge an arrogant character or a perceived pompous character.

17. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I WARNED YOU... ? or HAVE I NOT WARNED YOU...
Used to show disapproval against a character who has carried out an action despite repeated warnings.

18. YOU ARE A WITCH.
An insult thrown at a detested female character.

19. YOU SLAPPED ME?
Posed by a character who has been slapped when they least expect it.

20. WHAT IS GOOD ABOUT THE MORNING (OR AFTERNOON OR EVENING)?
An angry way of replying someone who has just greeted one

Good.

gidgiddy:
You should be more concerned with what would happen to the woman if the board she is standing on gives way

That is why he offered to drill a borehole for them so that they can stop risking their lives

GistMore11:
A final year student of the Federal College of Education in Pankshin, Plateau State, has died after being struck by thunder, shortly after leaving the exam hall on Monday.

According to report, Ponyak Danladi Nanfa, a 27-year-old student of the Social Studies/Music Department, was heading home when the thunderstorm started and he was struck around Agric gate.

See more; http://gistmore.com/thunder-kills-final-year-student-after-leaving-exam-hall

He was struck by lightning not by thunder. Thunder does not kill but lightning does.

easyhacq:
I didn't say any negative thing about him, so why are you ranting. Saying Saraki is nobody 'today' doesn't mean he can't be at the forefront of political scene tomorrow.

Abeg read well before you comment next time.

After saying he is a goner and a nobody? Next time think twice before making a comment

Davash222:
Girls can sleep with anything as long as money is in involved.

That's what your mum did when she was a girl, right?
Just open your mouth and be talking anyhow

[quote author=kalufelix post=75465959]...who landmass help?
Big landmass is a form of an asset

TOP 10 LARGEST STATES IN NIGERIA BY LANDMASS

As far as sizes go, northern states are as large as they come. The north is three times larger in landmass than the entire south. The average northern state is several times larger than its southern counterpart. It is therefore, not surprising that the ten largest states are located in the north. They are listed below, starting from the least to top.

10. KEBBI Land of equity (Size: 36,800 Km2) Created: 27 August, 1991 by General Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida. Location: North-West With a landmass of 36,800 square kilometres, Kebbi state is the tenth largest state in the country. It is twice larger than Edo state and almost three times larger than the Gambia.

9. KWARA State of Harmony (Size: 36,825 Km2) Created: 27 May 1967 by General Yakubu Gowon.
Location: Middle-Belt
Kwara is the ninth largest state in Nigeria with a landmass of 36,825 square kilometres. It is slightly larger than Taiwan and almost four times larger than Osun state.

8. ADAMAWA Land of Beauty (Size: 36, 917 Km2)
Created: 27 August 1991 by General Babangida.
Location: North-East
Adamawa is the eighth largest state on the list with a landmass of 36,917 square kilometres. Adamawa state is larger than Rwanda and twice larger than Delta state.

7. ZAMFARA Farming is our pride (Size: 39, 762 Km2)
Created: 1 October 1996 by General Sani Abacha.
Location: North-West
Zamfara state is the seventh largest state in Nigeria with a landmass of 39,762 square kilometres. It is larger than Equatorial Guinea and twice larger than Gombe state.

6. YOBE Pride of the Sahel (Size: 45, 502 Km2)
Created: 27 August 1991 by General Babangida.
Location: North-East
Yobe is the sixth largest state in the country with a landmass of 45,502 square kilometres. It is larger than Belgium and is more than thrice larger than Bayelsa state.

5. BAUCHI Pearl of tourism (Size: 45, 837 Km2)
Created: 3 February 1976 by General Murtala Ramat Mohammed.
Location: North-East
Bauchi is the fifth largest state in Nigeria with a landmass of 45,837 square kilometres. Bauchi state is larger than Switzerland and twice larger than Cross River state.

4. KADUNA Centre of Learning (46, 053 Km2)
Created: 27th May 1967 by General Gowon.
Location: North-West
With a landmass of 46,053 square kilometres, Kaduna is the fourth largest state in Nigeria. The state is larger than Denmark and more than twice larger than Kano state.

3. TARABA Nature’s gift to the nation (54, 473 Km2)
Created: 27 August 1991 by General Babangida.
Location: North-East
This mountainous state with a landmass of 54,473 square kilometres is the third largest state in the nation. It is larger than Slovakia and sixteen times larger than Lagos state.

2. BORNO Home of peace (70, 898 Km2)
Created: 3rd February 1976 by General Murtala Mohammed.
Location: North-East
Borno state with a size of 70,898 square kilometres is the second largest on the list. It is twice larger than Israel and eleven times larger than Ekiti state.

1. NIGER Power state (76, 363 Km2)
Created: 3rd February 1976 by General Murtala Mohammed.
Location: Middle-Belt
Its massive size is denoted by the fact that it is larger than Sierra Leone. It is also decisively more than twice larger than the entire South-East geopolitical region of Nigeria.

TUNKEM:
Please, who know or has got any info on CLAP?
I was invited for an Interview.

I was also invited for d interview.
But I don't know much about d organization. they have no website.
will u go for d interview?

NwaAmaikpe:



Someone should give her first aid.

Is she really dead?
I am confused because one eye is open, one eye is closed.

Do u have to be sarcastic about everything?
You need to have your head examined.
You are insane.

NwaAmaikpe:



The girl is a confused ingrate.
She turned down a 15k job but she will ask boys without any job to send her airtime.

Cosmas Maduka told me something and it resonates to this day,

"Never despise your little beginnings" besides "There's always dignity in labour" that's why barrow pushers are the happiest people on earth.

Why don't you go and be a barrow pusher so that you'll also be among the happiest people on earth.

Where is the gaddem picture?

babamadiba:
I know her kind. She go Don tongue lash the hell out the police officer in the name of claiming rights to have warranted the beating.

Therefore it is ok to manhandle her?
It is your type that will beat up and even rape female suspects if you are a policeman.
You are a disgrace to your family.

Men!
What does he want to do with 3 wives?

Its just a stereotype. Not all men are polygamous.

gentlechyke:
Actually I did not read the post but I think the girl has no right to beat up her boyfriend in public. Maybe they should report the matter to their village elders but if the neighbour refuse to pay his rent they should just kill the landlord and forget about the missing car. Cc

Are you okay?

brendan007:
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Stop booking space if you have nothing to say.

Association of Political Confusionists

ALL THE LADIES ATTACKING RENO ARE CLEARLY NOT VIRGINS. THANKS FOR SHOWING YOURSELVES. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH WHAT RENO HAS SAID. THE MESSAGE IS FOR BOTH MALES AND FEMALES.

rafhell:
People don't see positivity in anything

THERE IS ANGER IN THE LAND.
THE RECESSION IS NOT FUNNY.
PEOPLE ARE TAKING OUT THEIR FRUSTRATION ON OTHERS

WHAT IS IT WITH NAIRALANDERS AND SNAKES?

NO ONE CARES!!!

BUHARI LEGACY.

SACK. SACK EVERYWHERE WHILE HE IS WASTING OUR MONEY ON HOLIDAY IN LONDON.

THERE IS GOD.

For God's sake, which modern airforce still uses a propeller combat aircraft? These were planes used to train American fighter pilots during the second world war. Nigeria is a dumping ground for obsolete aircraft.

It's d Emir of Keffi not Zazzau.

NwaAmaikpe:


Unfortunately, I can never take FFK seriously.

Probably because you are an APC zombie.

Why do you have to wait until the last minute?
Well, it's better late...