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Keystone bank ha far na?

Candyrain:
Is something really wrong with these people?

Ya still asking?

Disaster waiting to happen

AngelicDamsel:
To cum is good but not always.............. I love a quickie sex, I can have like 3 a day with my husband during weekends not to satisfy myself but to drain him of sexual energy ................................. Since the day my bestie told me how her manfriend stopped having sex with her, simply because his wife was always draining him of sexual energy ........... Since then I've been finishing my hubby with quickies esp weekends and he loves it like #crazy and it gives me joy to hear him tell his friends that ' during courtship I was always begging my wife for sex but now that I f+ck her good , she is now addicted to me' not knowing my mission






Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh today is Sunday, Forgive me

In these words married women should find gold.
This woman get sense scatter!

Leave Sunday for Oliseh abeg.

Trexnemesis:
Must it always be them? Na so so crime full the flattinoid.

One of yours, read and tell me more

Shina Rambo is a former bandit who terrorised South-West Nigeria in the 1990s. After serving jail-time for his crimes, he was converted by an evangelist and became a Christian evangelical pastor. Shina Rambo now Mathew Oluwanifemi was a name that sent shivers down the spine of people who lived in the South West of Nigeria and even outside Nigeria, like Benin Republic and neighborhood, in the 1990s.

He was a hardened criminal, a terror and killer, one whom men of the security agencies will never forget in a haste.

A man mountain, towering about 6 ft 5inch, well built, dark skinned and sweltering eyes, he carried out his operations, like a movie, in the broad day light, with
sophisticated weapons, and bullet belts and explosives strapped roundabout him. He specialized in robbing exotic cars on highways and robbing banks. Nothing could stop him, not even security operatives, he was totally invincible. He was Shina Rambo!

BIOGRAPHY

He was born in the year 1958 to a military man who was a bad egg in the service. His father was from Abeokuta in Ogun state, but his mother was a native of Sabongida–Ora in Edo state. His father had over 18 wives. He recalls, “I remembered when I was about 7 years old, my father came home with a lot of money, foreign currencies, with blood on it, and they were using something like a woman’s scarf to wipe it, then I asked him, is this an animal’s blood, or human blood? But he wouldn’t answer me, they were just drinking, smoking, and merry making.

HOW IT ALL STARTED

”Shina was already indoctrinated into the underworld by his father at a tender age of 7 without him knowing it, as he would sit in front of his son, to dismantle and assemble all sorts of weapons and then polishing them in preparation for an operation.

This went on for so long till one day, little Shina, entered into his father’s room while he had stepped into the toilet, and saw a dismembered gun on the floor. He sat down in front of it, and bit by bit, he had assembled it effortlessly in no time at all. His father came out of the toilet, and saw his son, with a loaded gun in his hands.

Shina flashed back and said, “That day my father was so disappointed, that he wanted to kill me, he grabbed the gun from my hand and shot straight at me, but I miraculously escaped out of the room. Then he waited for me to be less alert at night he came to my room with a machete and tried to behead me, but once again, I escaped, but the machete caught my left leg (he rolled up his trouser to show us the large scar, that made everyone sighed in pity). It cut me so deep I thought I was never going to walk again.

That day I knew I had graduated, all that was left was to pull the trigger, and I was so eager.
Shina Rambo became so notorious in no time, and was hell
bent on succeeding in his career as an armed robber, that he went through any length to secure spiritual powers for fortification.

To the extent of pounding over 27 live new born babies in the mortar with a pestle, cutting off about 100 human tongues and cooking them to eat, visiting the spiritual river called river of life in Ogoja, Cross Rivers State, living in an Iroko tree for days, and sleeping in the cemetery.

He was given a spiritual wife who always followed him for any operation, she dressed like an Alhaja, people thought she was human, but she was a spirit, that was why they never saw her face. He said she was his personal driver, that she could drive from Nigeria to Cotonou, in the speed of light.

Hear him. ”I was involved in so many rituals, that I can’t start naming them now, I was so powerful, I went underground, inside trees that looked like a city, a lot of beautiful houses inside the tree, I had my own too. I went into a river called River of life in Ogoja, where a lot of politicians and wealthy men used to come.
I had several personalities, I could change my form whenever I wanted to, that’s why the police were busy killing innocent people, and thought they were killing Shina Rambo.The 9 herbalists that gave me that power, I became stronger than them, one day I went to their shrines, and killed all of them, so that they don’t reveal my secrets.


I had too many powers; my spiritual wife could drive any car in this world or out of it, no police vehicle, or anyone for that matter, could ever chase and catch me during an operation. She was out of this world, and when she had completed her operation, they took her away from me. I could give anything to get powers, and the elders knew, so they also gave me anything I wanted. I once beheaded hundred men, and gave them the heads fresh, they were so happy with me that they made me invincible.
No matter the kind of bullet you shot at me, it was just like pure water on my body. I could give anything to get power, but of all the things I did to get power,the one that still breaks my heart the most, is sleeping with my mother. My father is dead now, but my mother is still alive, and she lives with me she is 85 years old. Whenever I set my eyes on her, I just start crying. I can’t bear it.

He would go to police stations, in broad daylight and kill every policeman there, drive to check points and open fire on every policeman on duty, he didn’t like the police at all, and was never afraid of them, he operated in broad day light armed to the teeth looking like Johny Rambo, in the popular Sylvester Stalone movie, “First Blood”.

He once robbed 40 exotic cars in one day and drove all of them in a convoy, from Lagos to Cotonou, unstopped. He was powerful; he was wealthy, and impenetrable. He was a tin god, apparently belched from the very arroyo hell, we all dreaded him.

He had a wife and three children, but he lost all of them in one day during a bloody police raid whilst he was away on operation. His wife was his stabilizing factor his life changed afterwards. He says “my wife was everything to me, I was forbidden by the elders to sleep with any other woman apart from her.

I could gather about 50 women around me in a hotel, and they will just be playing with me. We would smoke, drink, and sniff cocaine, I will give them money but I will never sleep with them. I will go back home to my wife and sleep with her. That was why the police never caught me. She knew my job, she knew what I was and I never left them alone at night, I operated in the day time and go back home to my family at night.

I had everything, I was very wealthy, I sometimes spent 50 million naira in a day, I did that a lot. There was one day that we were coming from an operation and it seemed as if my powers were going to fail me, the police and the army were almost closing in on us, so we had to drive into a crowd and threw millions of naira in the air, there was commotion, everybody was busy picking naira notes even the police, until we escaped.

I was too rich, but anything the devil gives you never lasts, he will collect more from you, it’s only the devil that will give you Fila, (cap) and ask for Iro and Buba (wrapper and top). I lost everything, all the money, my family; I was so powerful the police couldn’t catch me but I lost it all. I had to surrender myself to the police and I was arrested and jailed for 11 years.

While I was serving my jail term in Agodi prisons, Ibadan, Prophet T.O Obadare came visiting, and having been encouraged several times by the Christian brothers and sisters in the prison to give my life to Christ, he prayed for me and converted me, and changed my name to Oluwanifemi, and it was so miraculous, the next day I woke up and started speaking in tongues. It was during the time of President Olusegun Obasanjo, that we were granted freedom.

God is indeed wonderful. He has sent many people to their early grave without repentant of their sins. They will go to hell and him having given his life to Christ will go to heaven when he dies. How do we judge that?

Unquestionable God ! What of the man on the cross ? Sinners can gate crash to heaven while born again may miss it. So lets guide our salvation with fear and trembling

IhateAfonjas:

Nigerian police ??

Am i the only one who doesn't feel sorry for them ??

I been no wan talk... but me too

Divide this country una no gree

Oya na one Nigeria!

victorDanladi:
looser always want to rationalize the success of the
successful ones,in a jealous and envious manner
anyway.

No matter as houseboy fine reach he can never be ogas son.

Go figure
Na port and cheap labour be una advantage. Otherwise zero. Case in point look at other states in your region why are they not like that?

morscino:
You ppl should stop this "have u been to anabra or abia (Aba precisely,because the rest of abia is damn empty,not even umuahia)"...
I have been to both and there is nothing in both places,compared to ogun state.
How many made in anambra/aba products are in the market compared to the made in ogun products?
Most of the fake products that are called made in aba are actually imported,the real made in aba products are durable and last longer.

Clearly you know not what you speak of. That the manufacturers set up plants in your vicinity doesn't make it made in Ogun state.

Please stop embarrassing yourself like this

You might as well claim mtn dstv and airtel whilst at it. Oh so you now believe Milo maggi and other nestle products are what? Products of ogun state because they have factory in agbara?

Who did this to you?

Musiwa419:
WTF!? a $100Million investment is nothing reasonable. Is it the ibo baby factories that are littered all over iboland that is reasonable?

Seems your sponsors need to ask for a refund from those who supposedly gave you an education.

I said there's nothing reasonable about Ogun state that you people are foaming in the mouth about foreign investors coming there.

It's just proximity to the port and cheap land and labour.

Not the investment in itself.

victorDanladi:
looser always want to rationalize the success of the successful ones,in a jealous and envious manner anyway.

Dude the only thing you have to claim as success is proximity to the port and cheaper labour.

Stop having an erection over nothing reasonable abeg

Omofunaab2:
Who's pained between me and you? Who's pained that Ogun is reaping from its close proximity with lagos, another yoruba state?

I'm actually sorry that you people have nothing to offer besides the benefit of being close to Lagos, another yoruba state or not, bros technically if the state was located a bit further up from your assertion you'd be no different than the almajiris.

Why then did God bother putting something between your ears...then again...

ProWalker:
Why shouldn't I be expected that this creating employment with all the attendant multiplier effects on the state?
Go and tell your own governors in your dead region to wake and see that the era of going cap in hand to Abuja for monthly handout is coming to an end.

This has got to be the most pointless response I ever read.
Please in the name of God if you're going to respond please do so with a bit of intelligence...if you can please

Omofunaab2:
And is it our fault that Ogun is reaping the benefits of being close to Lagos, another yoruba state?

Guy ,face your baby factories business

You're pained for this? Lol you're even more pathetic than I assumed.

Hope Donald Trump won't hold this against us?
If he has to abeg na ogun state people make him face o biko

ProWalker:
The question should be why is it that foreigners make ogun state their first destination for investment?

Foreigners depend on alot of imports for machinery and semi finished raw materials
Lagos is pretty expensive and choked for space so they jump to the next available space...please don't get too excited there's really nothing special just proximity to the ports.

Tell that to Amosu and his clown hat

Movic1:
When you tell them Ogun state is the most industrial State In this country , Our blodas go start to shout Anambla and abla not knowing that Enu oshe. Ariwo koni Music . God bless SW.

Dude you've never been to anambra or abia don't wound yourself with myopia please

BeardedMeat:
There was a country.... The jubilation that will greet the final decomposition of the home grown vegetable in London will make Abacha's death celebration child's play.

Walai talai

Lucid1:
refreshrate

Please where are those sculptures located? The middle one though

Lol in cologne Germany

Who will pay the nepa bill every month?

Kobicove:
Who in his right senses in Nigeria will pay N20 million for an ordinary pickup in Nigeria?

Let's assume you've not seen this list before

Then Toyota hilux remains the go to car for the world's bokoterrorists and ISIS so no lele for Toyota

mannobi:
Ambode the only real governor in Nigeria presently

Go to Gombe state Ibrahim Hassan Dankwambo is truly a rare breed.

Just google about the guy. Ambode dey try at least for even chasing away VIO and sending road safety to the express...

Be like today is Edo day on nairaland front page

Three front page stories in a row...all about Edo.
Na WA o

"Remember it was published in South Africa"

Chineke!

Jumoke af join bad gang, see shade!

2shur:
U mean like those mini dumb ass fuc cars
Like what they got in ibadan
Nisdan micra shiiit.
Compare that to a hummer or thundra or your fav s.u.v

Ibadan and Nissan micra, 5&6!
Not even sure if it's Ibadan that owns micra or it's micra that owns Ibadan

aolawale025:
Whenever pictures of boko haram fighters are shown. They are always looking sickly, thin and hungry. These girls are healthy. Fresh. Not like people living in sambisa forest. Nigerians are yet to be told the truth about the chibok girls

Very good
God bless you for your wisdom bro.

Also we had pictures of these girls from their school flying around then ...let's play mix and match, I dare them.

I really don't know what I did wrong in my former life to end up in this country but God I am truly very sorry.

SmartChoices:
Oops so BankyW got himself a rebound tokunboh



The main issue.... Adesua kept BankyW as a side dish.. while getting jiggy with Remi Kunle..... BankyW is a rebound case for Etomi... A cover up.... Her heart is really with RK...


NOTHING IS EVER PERFECT AS IT SEEMS...

Who else has noticed that Adesua is renowned for onscreen passionate kisses.... BankyW must have been ssuckered​ in​ the wedding party.

Vile

Painment

Na wa

vedah:
Using negative words on kids, is likely to affect them in the long run... We know kids can be stubborn but there are always ways to handle such child.

Nice piece laveda... Cc. Lalasticlala.

For real?
Did you grow up in Nigeria?