₦airaland Forum

ionsman:
Its only ugbowo road that's in Benin city abi? Behave.

Didn't you see ramat park in my post or the excitement of mediocrity overwhelms you?

I'm going to believe you're trying to make a point but don't know how to go about it

Where in Benin did the man work on? please let us know

PentiumPro:
He could have possibly being, but you religious idiots said you were afraid of a joint Muslim/Muslim ticket.

Was going to comment , then saw your display picture.

This is the man who today is the key to the success of APC and everything APC rides on today.
Why he wasnt fielded as their presidential candidate will forever remain a mystery...then again its APC.

Meanwhile i was in Edo state the other day, i swear to God ramat park area is just how it was several years ago before the bypass to the east was created, nothing...i mean absolutely nothings changed. Federal govt tarred ugbowo road, the governor puts two lanes like service lanes beside the road and starts to claim he fixed the road. What the rant is about that man still remains a mystery to me.
Guess he needed it to psyche up his molato.

Aregbesola...that he goat came to lagos during campaign sat on a bus (you can take a beast out of the jungle but you definitely cant take the jungle out of the beast) bloody tout and was throwing money to the crowd meanwhile workers in his state had not been paid for months! If this isnt evil please tell me what is?

This is about Fashola. I still believe the man was robbed of an opportunity. Funny how APC stalwarts never see this? Posterity will show this is the best governor the state ever had and if APC had been a tad bit wiser, a better candidate for the presidency!

Then again its a party run by the vote of just one person.

I can only wish this man nothing but good success in his future endeavors.

Promxy94:
Users of starsat,and startimes, how is these cable tv.is it worth buying?.though am not a football fan, but I don't joke with my local and international news stations, and my nollywood and Bollywood movies...
I want to buy a cable tv,so I want to know if you guys will advice me to go ahead and acquire these starsat, or just save up money for dstv and keep doing the family package (3000)

Had startimes jeje o cos just like you im not really into the whole soccer thing. Only issue i had were the added features like channel program details. Na so i believe sey i gats upgrade to dstv. Big mistake. Same amount i was paying for full bouquet on startimes on dstv you never even begin.

Considering i leave home early in the morning, come back late at night, how many hours of tv i dey watch to be lacing the pocket of these south africans as payment for next to nothing?

They now came up with 'annual price increase' a few months back. The boycott dstv war was on. That was how dstv now called that if i renewed my subscription that month i would get the following month free. Bunch of liars.

Not been around since, renewing subscription this weekend on my startimes without a thought not to even think of second thoughts.

Just wish they had CNN, na the only thing wey dey pain me be dat!

Folakeme:
Guy na promo

Lol this really made my day. Thanks.

Would it possible for nairaland & social media to stop putting these acts junkies in the spotlight?
please.

I'm tired

I swear!

please

just stop!

barcanista:
Amaechi is embarrassing himself in public.

Correction: Amaechi is not embarrassing himself...Amaechi is an embarrassment!

When i was saying this Amaechi character didnt deserve oxygen it seemed like i didnt know what i was saying. Who are his parents abeg? seriously why did they give in to konji that very hot afternoon they came together to conceive this sort of thing?
Why?
His father knew he had too much palmwine in his system and he still climbed mama rotimi see the result?

Seriously how stu:pid can one individual possibly be?

We go soon begin use Amaechi as a verb for instance why are you being an amaechi? or look at that amaechi walking without his clothes on and has dreadlocks or even we saw one amaechi walking through the refuse picking things and putting in his mouth!

probe him & probe him good! if possible sef probe his palmwine tapping father join sef. That guy doesn't deserve oxygen walahi.

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This price, masses?

Please ehn dont ever go into politics i beg you with the name of whatever it is you worship

brixton:
davido is still a child

foetus

xpac01:
My brother,wether you like it or not that no.1 is not a mere believe but a reality. When you're rich, all ladies will brand and pose like wife material you can ask Mikel Obi. You find them ladies, the ones at lower class seeing the rich folk as an answer to their high class wishful life fantasy and those at the high class sees a rich dude as a match and security. But if you can find a girl who can love and respect you even while you're down struggling then that's epitome of unconditionally true love. She's a woman with vision. She will definitely be with you through all thick thin. She's a wife material. So its not just a believe bro. Though I aint saying there are no wife material among the rich folks, but they are few and so are they also few among the poor class.
Nice write up tho.

Add to that Tuface & Annie's thing was before stardom. matter of fact the babe used to steal from her folks to give to the guy. when the guy now hammered & the leeches became baby mamas the guy knew who was his day one ride or die...and married her.
same thing with olamide.
my advice get a babe whilst you're still in the trenches so when you walk in the clouds one thing that'll never cross your mind is she loves me cos of my money. Trust me dude, you don't want to know how many marriages that thought has scattered.

if I was to agree with OP on that number one Which cadre of the social scale has a higher divorce rate?

Chiaka:
What did he say he did in River state??

Ameachi makes me feel APC has nothing to offer Nigerian.............Ameachi has never talked about
the many good changes APC campaigned since after the election rather he is gathering
momentum for trouble and nothing more........for me that's all that there is in the whole 'Change'
Scheme in Ameachi's view...............very shameful.
What about shutting down court for over a year with so many people languishing in cell because they cannot get any court hearing
and his failed mono rail project with millions of Naira carted away in disguise of the silly monorail project. and all the mirage roads project
most of which are giving way as at today.
With all the confusion he has tried creating in Rivers state , Ameachi lacks democratic reasoning , survives on propaganda talks and dictatorship. He his full of shit talks and behaviour!

I couldnt have said it better. That thing Amaechi is an absolute waste of space i swear!

Re:tards everywhere

Neduzze5:
He made such garrulous promises!

Similar to those mails you get from the Zimbabwean central banks governors son after his father was forced to flee the country tinz

#onechance

Wildrage:
The danger of a single narrative, these people always count on our short memories in their stupid attempt at revisionism. Was it Mama peace who encouraged Mr Amaechi in collaboration with Sylva and Saraki (then chairman of the governors forum) to vehemently oppose the swearing in of Gej as the acting president, even lobbying the national assembly members with Ghana must go to make sure he was never sworn in? Their treachery started long before Jonathan became the head of state and all their subsequent actions were geared towards achieving a premeditated objective. Amaechi is an arrogant, over ambitious oafish young man, placed by good fortune in a position beyond his ken. He is leaving Rivers state more fractured and insecure than he met it

Gbamest!
Allow the foolish vulture who doesn't deserve oxygen to be deceiving himself. He thinks people have forgotten all his stupid actions from that time.
Bloody sellout.

please where can I get fuel to buy at a reasonable price? which one of them is not kwarupt?
Abeg show me where fuel dey !

gogodaye:
The lies being spurn take a loud turn daily........a man on tour a foreign land to rest from stress...... is subsequently seen in rather unsavoury circumstances at the door steps of 10 Downing Streets.......whilst his compatriots are at it.....another story is spurn to take attention away.......
We get told he snubbed....a Rolls brought to ferry him around the streets of UK......
I would have bought this cock and bull story hook line and sinker.....if GMB had traveled out on Friday....in economy class......he did not and has never done so since 2014.......
Even back home here.....he struts around capitals traversing the length and breath of the country in chartered private jets.........
Dem try sha.....to fool us with this story reported solely from the news stables of Tinubu's Nation newspapers......

No mind dem the other day it was some story about how his workers were volunteers and brought their own food from home. Heard one Imaam even used that as friday sermon in the mosque the week the story started.

Guess his being away the week of the handover is not good grounds for suspicion, na refusal to enter Rolls dem wan use divert our attention.

God is watching in 4k with dolby surround.

This attention seeking ape has come again?
Was this not the same one who wanted to push for a third term the other day?

PHCN money for meters went up in smoke now coming here to say what precisely?
Which journalists sef no get work dey go otta to listen to the rantings of this hypocrite?

What was that thing Oshiomole told that woman caught during environmental in Edo the other day sef?

Tomorrow now you go apply for visa.
Why should you be granted?

If cos of how many hours of seemingly cool weather this is what crosses your mind, wetin you go come do if you enter obodo oyinbo?

omoeso:
Small small, una don dey talk true.
Moreover, how many cars they the whole of south east. Sure the numbers of cars for Alimosho alone pass all the one for south east combined.

Seriously how does it work with you? just sit down hold phone, draw baseless & thoughtless conclusions then your fingers begin to press keypad? Guy you need to try & stop this.

seriously next time im around with my guys i must set up this game. Trust them there must be drinks flowing i go arrange table with the covers. God i thank you for allowing me be born the time i was. OP God bless you for this. Children of now a days una doo o

Me i wont waste my time reading what the explanation is. I guarantee you whatever that man gives as a reason will be a blatant, undiluted lie! Make i go read the post about nursing mothers and sex o jare

kinibigdeal:
Where is the beautiful girl

i tire o

So technically im supposed to help a policeman?

I cant laugh enough at this. seriously they should move this to the joke section. Bunch of fvcktards. Me that ive been coming to NL to even see if i can find more stories of army officers beating the hell out of policemen.

Rubbish breed

Kachisbarbie:
I am a human being, from space...outer space

hahaha
Remarkable? Na only tie I knot ooo...
I didn't change vehicle tyre...lolz

Thanks.
Yes he does. He tries his best to show appreciation.

At bolded you see to you its just knotting a tie to a really appreciative person its the remark in your earlier post of putting it mind to surprise him the next day. Well done babe. May God continue to bless you and may your husband never find cause to not continue to go gaga over you!

Kachisbarbie:
I learnt how to knot ties in secondary school...my secondary school bf taught me...lol.
I actually knot my husbands' tie, he has refused to learn over the years.I had to give up and keep knotting them for him

I knot the conventional style...once I get home. Amma try this...lemme surprise someone tomorrow

Who is this babe please?
You just made it to my list of really remarkable women! I sincerely hope your husband appreciates you and who you are?

*follows*

markidoo:
To copy this tune press 1

You have what it takes to be better (aaah aaah)
You have what it takes to smarter (aah aah)
Everything you need within you reach o
You can be better...but choose to post this?

Firstly that photo is a systematic way of putting a LIE forward. If you wanted a young person as president you should have voted one.

secondly all these boys & men saying "he's cute" "I like it" blah blah

Two words

GAY ALERT!!!
pervs everywhere.

spits on post
Tufia!

Let me tell all the gpa hoarders something not that I did badly in school myself but I have people who did better than I did academically in school then. Today through hard work I'm doing way better than them in life. sometimes when you hear them speak especially on the class forums you can't help but wonder "but how did they say this one graduated better than me?"

Had one who graduated with a first class in law and of course used that to bully his way into a top school in the UK. I didn't hear him bragging about his academic records in the UK instead it's still the fact that he graduated first class in Nigeria he keeps refering to.
No problem.
Got involved with the guy on some deals here in Nigeria after he got back. No one not one of them made sense so so f - up every time came and said he had one deal. tried to follow through with him as per se na first class graduate I have him more credit than I should have got clients ready to close deal on getting to the location I swear I almost died with shame na nonsense deal the mumu arranged and even at that was still trying to claim nonsense with the f - up.
Me I've learnt o if the person no dey street smart if he likes let him have more degrees than a thermometer I'm not dealing with you.

GPA that they get based on ability to cram! shior