₦airaland Forum

rusher14:

Does he know his father?

shet! see finishing!

Stevaz01:
Are you kidding the OP??
You are a space booker in a diabolic form..

He knows that's what to do.. Just asking how..

See you trying to make sense with someone that spends a good chunk of her time putting her head under dryer and water rarely touches her scalp, you get time gan o aswear

That wan easy na bros, stay at home and sleep.

^^^^Guess now we can see one of the misplaced reasons this guy got the position?

Go slow means theres small movement...this one no fuel in the vehicle how e wan come move?

Another epistle to justify this mans inaction.

This epistle over someone who has left the country and his responsibilities with all the wahala on ground to go and hang out in his natural habitat (with cows) where he feels more obligated?

Mbanu!

Its too early in the week biko.

demmy0325:
Ode... Y sm pple mumu like ds sef

Azzin the guy mumu na 99.9% purity. God forbid!

handsomeclouds:
Hasn't Buhari said he isn't selling the jets

Haven't you understood the thinking of sycophants?

According to the OP its better to fornicate than masturbate.
Makes sense

bashydemy:
Hahahaha you now proof it to me that you be complete mumu, Your GEJ spend about 2190 days as the C in C and never fulfill any promise instead making life unbearable for the common man. The Refineries does not work at all and nothing was said about the refineries or completion and when the refineries will start working under GEJ throughout the 2190 days. SO now as you MUMU reach you are comparing GEJ 1290 days to PMB 20days in office? I swear you need to tied and ask to face the sun or rain for a whole day.

Quite obviously you're bereft of proper upbringing unable to make a point without resorting to insults. Whilst you're at it focus your energy in the proper use of the English language rather than the consistent insults.
Whilst you're at it the issue was on promises made by both politicians & ensuring they are kept. Then again common sense precludes you so how do I go about contesting issues with you?

bashydemy:
Na so you mumu reach? Do you know how many uncompleted project your Hero used in campaigning despite the fact that they are not working? Go and hide your head in shame..

sentiments cloud reason. Read what you wrote again & remind us the following
1. global crude oil crises will be resolved.
2. One meal per day
3. money for less privileged in the society
4. $1=N1
then come back & talk about uncompleted projects and in your mind (sincerely) who was more deceitful
Not saying GEJ was a saint but come on dude if you're going to give a dog a bad name before hanging it, don't come off sounding like a hypocrite

Dollyak:
Use a secret video recorder to record him, next time he tries to make a move. You need to show it to your sister because she deserves better than a cheater. Life's too short.

so you believe this 'corck' & bullsh*t?
auto correct changing my spelling to rooster, why na?

raymondk:
APC..... WAKE UP

Dude that'll take a miracle to happen

stephnie44:
Use ur head.ur sis won't 4give u 4 life if she finds out

@OP I quite agree with this ^^^ Yes use your HEAD! if it's only your head your sister might not mind so much compared to actually sleeping with him.

youngberry001:
before I answer ur question who re u-m or c?

Im not the one being advised here, so really it doesnt matter. Besides youre probably only 'm' cos your parents are and thats your orientation not your conviction.

Fantastic! Technically Anambra is off my list of places to ever visit. me and snake na like night & day, we no dey see each other. Tufia

youngberry001:
fool nd useless wested animalistic

If truly you are a Muslim & are observing the holy month, what do you think such remarks make of you sir?

Who paid bride price?
How else do you want to ascertain ownership of something?

There's really no argument here as far as I'm concerned and if that child tries to claim what he didn't pay for I'm hiring falana at least he's objective that Daura President fall our hand going to G7 with wish list.

mactoni91:
WISE QUOTES....
1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln(1864)
3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macaulay (1872)
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean you are poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty -
Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespear (1900)
7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume Nelson Mandela (1973)
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is either looking for job or needs money badly - Barack Obama (2014).
#mactoni
i handle posts online(fb pages or blogs)

This made my day!
Thanks

mimicious:
What is the name of this movie

The bandits that escape by throwing money in warri na

You sef!

DonX001:
Permit me to say.......RE*TARDS EVERYWHERE ON THIS NL!!!!

Permission granted, 7 times everyday and 20 times on sundays

onatisi:
“Industry sources informed” femi adeshina and garba shehu seems to be looking for every means to make ppl believe babaonechance is working but we know better . I am expecting a denial of this news in the 3 months when all those jets are still there, The same way they claimed the american govt has granted nigeria 5billion dollars to fight boko haram

...or make Naira equivalent to US Dollar

...or solve the issue of falling price of crude

...i wonder when the free meal per day would begin (who go cook am sef- hope it will be sweet? How dwm go do am? Is it like buffet or you are given a menu?...too many questions follow dat one)

...5k for poor people

How P-square begin dat song again? Uncle i want you to tell us a story

Wsdm:
This is a community where sane people live. If muslims abandons their mosque for 30 whole years, let the mosque be used for other purpose.

...and in your mind you believe if the mosque is used for 'other purpose' some other muslims in some far away country who probably have no idea what timezone the region spoken of is located will not see this as good cause to to start killing innocents abi?

Anyway your first statement says it all its a community where sane people live.

Why would you now want to change that?

Are you allergic to sanity sir?

doublewisdom:
Si.lly woman. Very uncouth woman. What else is expected from a woman whose sole qualification for becoming a senator is being married to a thug and a drug baron?

luv dis! where's the thumbs up smiley?

Seriously this is what dstv deserves & needs every single day & twice on Sundays!

bossOD:
APC never even enter office, na so so fight. watching them in 5D

plus Dolby surround 7.0 Harman kardon speakers (set to cinema mode)

OP without sin there can be no forgiveness so unless you seriously want the world to be riddled in unforgiveness I suggest you text that girl in a very nice way & ask her to come over again that you had malaria symtoms the last time...& continue to create a reason for forgiveness to flourish in the land.

Guy no use the matter play o. you go dey call am small boy till the thing happen. Use your money pay inspector make dem ascertain the guy address go rise am early in the morning (Buruji style) I've seen what some of these so called small boys can do. ignore at your own risk oga

Wanted a new bucket list to visit one per year but these boko boys...think I should just stick to the ones south of the country for now.

Thing is how close are hotels or guest houses to these places ( not the ones in the north abeg)?
Any idea anyone ?

Let's see how many differences can be spotted between these two
I see

1. One is tall the other short
2. One is male the other female
3. One has absolutely no idea what is going on around the other is very well aware.

please feel free to add yours

oyin17:
STFU! over sabi

Are you mad? You and who? Abi crase enter your head this morning? it's your father that should shut the f up. Tart