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Na wa o,na woman cause all this one? Sounds far-fetched.

Anyway, there are three sides to every story.

Jaelz, you sure sey no be the snake in the monkey shadow moves wey dey attract you so?

Hmm...now that's not sexy at all.

Terror666:
End time crew members!!!!
Where thou at.......

End time fuel scarcity
End time policeman

Lol! Just Pitiful!

Ehyah, OP Pele..... Boss from hell. Your writing skills are awesome though.

Hope you get a better job soon.

Publicity stunt jare! Now everyone wants to know what he said.

HerexG:
Police go fit this Tilla man meanwhile Davido resemble those Liberian child soldiers

chai, laugh don kill me finish for here @ Davido resemble child soldiers. It's true sha.

These zombies sef. They will blame everyone but the main problem....abi is it because it is Booohari? When GeJ was president, we didn't hear word, clueless this, otuoke that, rubbish.

CBN governor was there before Boooohari became president and the economy wasn't in shambles.

Now Booohari is president with the same CBN governor and the economy is at an all-time low, quite similar to 1984, when Boooohari was also Commander in Chief.

Do the simple maths... What is the common denominator in both instances?

This stubborn goat has recovered and is back to saying rubbish again?

Sanchez01:
If he does not shake them, you will all convulse and foam in the mouth. Now that he does, you will not stop shouting like Orubebe. "kuku" go and cut off his right hand nau.

lol, na heat dey worry you abi na fuel scarcity, wey you come dey convulse on behalf of your slave master?

Zombie, stop transferring aggression and face the real cause of your frustrations.

Has anyone noticed that Boooooohari now hand shakes 'all' women? Lmao!

jcmaiah:
APC wouldn't have won if GEJ was a desperate politician. Personally, if I was the president I would have cancelled the use of Card reader because it was a mess. Imagine the president himself being unable to be scanned for over 1hour. But he promised us no blood letting and he kept that promise.
So, just shut your mouth because you contested against a man of good will. If its someone like OBJ or even your Tinubu you Buhari will never win, if u like let the Fish, cat, crayfish, elephant, python all soak in blood.

Thankyou!!!

Before nko? And when he backs out from supporting you in 2019, you will cry again.

That's the way it's done. Not all this small children that can't respect their elders these days, especially on Nairaland sef.

Kayceewyte:
so tell me, how do I make my girl reach her climax?

use Google and search for techniques to stimulate women.

demzylahot:
console thyself

delude yourself.

Lol,this is freaking hilarious!

See the kind lie old man dey lie, kai. Which one be wife dey tear him boxers, dey beat am? Liar!

Integrityfarms:
Her approach is a ruse and big failure!

Sorry, she just lost her man finally!!!

who needs that kind of man in the first place? A man who can't care for his family is worse than an infidel! He is absolutely useless!

This is exactly why I hate match making or interfering in people's love lives, it always blows up in the match makers face.


OP stop blaming yourself. Your guy friend already had issues in his relationship, that was why he didn't tell you he had a baby.

This is not totally your fault, you need to talk sense to that your friend.

A Party Confused.

Op, did your ancestors use fork and knife?

Na correct poverty mentality be this. Anyway I blame that eatery for giving you fork and knife. Na plastic spoon them for give you.

No be even three star restaurant you go sef... Common eatery and you dey make noise.

KweenSisan, you have too much sense. Your words to f advise are on point. Keep it up.

Hmm, many guys need special tutorials on how to make a girl reach climax but they won't learn because as far as they reach their own, that's all that matters.

Slimzjoe:
There's No need for these Cos I Believe there's nothing Special about having Your Hymen Intact till Marriage.

Doesn't Make You a better Person one bit

ten bottles of this guy's favourite beer for him please.

Maybe we should conduct a poll?

Click like for guys and share for girls.

Lol, see them forming swarzenegger!

OP, some will say "make me feel like a man."

What in the world does that even mean? You no be man already?

She try.

shocking

RexKexMilann:
Thanks scum. You just made 30 minutes of my day. Bye, dumbass.

You're very welcome, king of the mórons.

RexKexMilann:
lol. Fine scum, I love too. Now can I rest, dumbass!.

you can rest, but you're still a fool, fool!