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It would have been better if it was free.

Chillisauce:
Clean his ear? Burghhhh

Pls continue cleaning the ear jor. When he started it you didn't ask for him to say pls because maybe to be iyawo dey sweet you
You go see Oba . É never start
You berra start protesting in twitter so senate will look at the equality bill. If not, Na to clean ear forever and ever.

As per topic...weird stuff? I can't relate sha.
Ok
He prefers me scratch-rub his back. You see goose pimple over his body. I cant see why his hands cant reach his back.
One day I was tired he said pls chilli could you help scratchRub the back. I told him to use the style goats uses to scratch theirs
Just go to the wall and do your thing. Na cuisson him use chase me comot for house.
But anyway, as kids became bigger. Na their job now. See them doing back-scratching galore.

One day he ask for the scratchRub again so I bought this scratch that looks like a hand .plastic hand for him as a valentine gift.


OP. Go get fowl feather ..choke am for him ear. If he screams. Say sorry. Choke it again. Keep choking it until he gives up on you
That's the only way to escape this una own kind of bonding

Hilarious, I can totally relate.

At first when I got married, na the same thing o. Scratching his back plus full body massage most days after he returns from work.

As the responsibilities began piling up for me, me sef need body massage but I no fit talk, na to dey do im own while my body sef dey pain me.

One day, I said abeg me sef don taya, l need massage too. He said okay, he will do my own if I do his own. Na so we begin dey do. But as he begin dey do my own, the requests were not so often anymore. Instead he will call my eldest daughter to step on his back.

Now na the three small small children don take over, I only massage him once in a long while. They will climb on his back and be marching on him with dia legs and they are so happy to do it sef. Lol.


As for OP,some men are just not used to saying please. I guess that's the way they were trained.

I have cautioned my hubby severally and he is trying now. He even jokes about it that I should teach the kids, so they won't become like him.

Just understand and try to overlook his excesses.

WTF? Just checked the meaning of Coprophilia! Gosh I wanna puke!

Some girls have TOTALLY lost it!

Girls don suffer for this world sha.

I thought Boooooohari is the Minister of Petroleum?

Tinubu said to maintain the confidence of the people and keep their hope alive despite the hard times required neither magic nor training in any strange craft. “It requires empathy, compassion and the willpower to forge a better Nigeria. These must be the common trademarks of those serving in a progressive government, for these attributes are integral parts of the spirit and ideals upon which the APC was founded.

it's like Boooohari missed this memo, Tinubu needs to send it to him.

From the last Chibok meeting at the villa to the slaughtering of innocent Shiite families without remorse to this permanent fuel scarcity to failure in the power sector to forex policies, it is clear to see that their is no compassion for the masses.

Afterall Boooohari implied as much during the Al-Jazeera interview, didn't he?

In short Tinubu, stop wailing and enjoy your change! You must enjoy it by faya by force!

They are illiterates sha.

Is that how people carry cattle all-over the place in developed countries? True true, they need education.

Some people will be asking for advice when the writing is clearly written on the wall. SMH.

She is obviously playing some not funny games... She don see you finish OP. You sef show her that two can play at the game she is playing. That's my advise, interpreted it how you like.

Goodluck.

Lol! Is Ben Murray Bruce dia presidiot?

Abeg is funny jare, me I dey laugh for my corner for here as I wonder wetin happen to the body odour of that time. Na the odour pursue the electricity comot abi wetin?

Great job dyoungstar. I was able to watch it till the end this time but the sound wasn't too good. It would've been more funny of the sound was clearer.

Still, it was an awesome job, can't help but laugh when I remember the rapture confessions.

Weldone and thanks for the mention.

Hot

Make dem come try that rubbish anywhere in Abuja, they can't even dare it in the villages sef or else, na for police cell all of them go celebrate dia party.

Block a major road, for a party... Seriously? Na them own the road?

Hmmm, shebi the police were claiming one time that they launched a covert operation and caught the kidnappers. They even showed picture and wrote a lengthy article of the so called fearless Jack Bauerlike operative that led the attack.

SMH!

Nigerian Police can lie o..... anyway, aren't we presently being run by a lie lie government? So what's new.

How patriotically creative.

Speechless.

Poor cow. Where is lastma when you need them?

BankeSmalls:
Them hit ground and broke their leg

When they were yabbing Jonathan, calling him bad names and forming Bruce lee, they thought it will be easy. Now the truth has humbled them all, even Fashola is now a born again, deaf-mute that is in class, studying the power situation like a student in primary school

bwahahahaha, seriously, its like they broke their legs true true o!

No mind dem, they are now overconfused.

But Chai! You funny, no be small.

Before elections dem bin talk sey dem go hit ground running, now all we dey hear na Patience Patience.... Mama P, e be like sey na you dem dey call o!

victorazy:
Yes is there for a purpose, besides am not married so am free to bleep any ass I want. U wouldn't see the pin if am married.

I know u must have reached cloud9 on ur bed because of someone's husband.

Are you married? No! So maybe you shouldn't sit on your non existent high horse and appoint yourself a judge to the married folks since you have no idea what it is about.

Getting married will not suddenly change you from being the desperate freak you presently are. Getting married doesn't suddenly make one a better or a mature person. If you are mature, you are, whether single or married.

For someone like you who leaves his contact to the public, don't delude yourself into believing it will change when married. As old as you are, you should be in a committed relationship and not thinking you have the right to fúck around. I wonder where you get off judging someone who has a wife he is faithful to while you go around screwing whoever contacts you on your messenger.

And yes, I'm on cloud 9, with who? My husband! Yes, because I'm actually married with kids.

Kikikiki, don't know why I can't stop laughing.


Maybe because they are deluding their zombies who are eagerly being deluded.

Nice look on her but that belly isn't flattering..... And then those knuckles.

victorazy:
16yr old girl talking
If it was Tonto said the same thing u would be calling her derogatory names.
I pray ur husband will be acting this childish on socio media too (Amen)

lmao! Says the mature hypocrite who puts his BBM PIN for all and sundry on the social media to contact him.

Dude, desperate much?

Married man means he isn't human again?

Am not sure whether he is right or wrong to say such but if the guy is hórny, he should be allowed to say it, shouldn't he?

After all when they fight they announce it on social media, when they eat its on social media, their whole lives are practically on social media. So why shouldn't his sexuality be on social media too?

Wow, quite shocking. The girl is really good..... But I don't think she was managed well.

Thought they said they found her dead body in the previous thread?

franugo:
dt ur inverter na ogbonge oo
can u pls expantiate on dt excerpt 4rm ur post

you know how these things go.

The guy used this #istandwithbuhari campaign to get donations from sponsors who believe he is working with the President and his wife.

The sponsors ofcourse have their motives behind sponsoring such campaigns, probably to seek audience with the wife of the president, who was working with this #istandwithbuhari man.

It's a business venture for all of them including Aisha Buhari who has set up her own office in the state house, complete with perm. Sec and staff.

Kwarruption fighters, my foot!

Now they are distancing themselves after Aisha has gotten her own share. They are not serious.

franugo:
REPOGIRL OO, where art thou? come n see shey na wetin u dey find be this?

lol, after they have dashed the guy billions for the fraudulent campaign. Medicine after death.

Na wah, wetin cause the delays na?


I remember this time last year, when they cancelled their flights suddenly because of scarcity of aviation fuel and left many people stranded including me and my family at the airport.

Thank God sey we get people for Lagos, we had somewhere to spend the night. Some others were not so fortunate. Na airport dem sleep. Some people took out their anger on the Arik staff, beating them mercilessly.

It's not funny when Nigerians are pissed.

Ahmeduana:
DID QUESTION IS DID NIGERIA WOMEN RESPECT THERESELVES?

Nigerian women are all around you, so you can go and ask them that question.

Begin with your children and siblings and relatives first, then you will get your answers.

Seriously? ?

Anyway do you blame them?

Even on Nairaland here, isn't that what many of you guys are quick to call a girl whose views you might not agree with?

Bítch, Olosho, hóe, whóre, prostituté, slút, Ashéwo .... E no dey pass that one and you think the world isn't watching.

You don't respect your women and you want others to? Funny!

This crase woman again?

Some one should sue her for libel and maybe she will shut up with all her crazy allegations which she can't prove.

Destroying peoples reputations using gossip and hearsay. Someone needs to sue her, seriously.

Maybe every once in a blue moon until six years ago.

Some people can lie pass devil.