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Hmm governors! Demons everywhere

Hmm governors! Demons everywhere

Mods abeg front page tinx here

They are really nice

rekeson:
We are on the same side bro

Na so

So front page na big deal again If you are too desperate you can join those who normally wash and iron my clothes to make fp or just visit the synagogue church of all nations

@OP Now I know this caption was actually for you

Can She ride the shoe to heaven
Well, me sef I no de wear one shoe twice and I only eat basmati rice

kellybently:
Any time u put lol in ur message u are accepting Lucifer as ur Lord

Trash! it depends on what it means to me
They have their own realm and I have mine

fatherAbraam:










@Ben13 @dani1luv ......oya move to fb make we see reactions

Well, it's either I make a deal with the snakes or I go lie one big lie for dem and dem go run commot trust me.

In fact this two pix got me cracking my ribs 😂😂😂
What's your take on this.

eosigwe:
lmao

Yes. He just bought a new car so he deserves to be congratulated

Why 14 days
I'm forced to finish what I bought with my money quicker than I want yet they call it promo
Nigerian telecommunications sef nawaoo

NLban:
My girlfriend’s mum is pregnant for me, but it’s not my fault - Nigerian man cries out

Author: Beth Hart, Jasmine Buari

A cry for help from a desperate young man, who impregnated his girlfriend's mother, but actually didn't mean to do it.

https://cdn-01.naij.com/o/dPGr5CraIyI0lUlLimtsnbd6.jpg

"My name is Elvis. Please, I need you to look at this situation that I’ve found myself and tell me if I’m wrong: I got a house for my girlfriend out of my parent’s house just because I wanted us to have our privacy before we get married. I am always going there to spend the night most times and she did not tell me that her mother is very young and beautiful; a single woman.


But one day I went to "our house" and she introduced me to her mum, the woman really liked me. But I didn't know that it’s not just like, but love. One day my girl was on night shift in the hospital where she works and her mum called me around 7:30 and told me that I should come to the house, as she wants to see me before she goes back.


I came and she told me she is bored and that I should spend the night with her and stay till my girl is back in the morning so we can both take her to the park to return to Asaba. I agreed and at night she woke me up from the chair and asked me to join her in bed…


My heart skipped but she said she just don’t want me to have neck pain by sleeping on the chair till morning. I followed her to the bed and in less than five minutes she has taken off her wrapper and was with me under the blanket.


I understood what she wanted and by looking at her bare body I was already in the mood, so I slept with her, like 3 times before morning and I even enjoyed her more than her daughter.


When she left, my girlfriend was angry that I spend the night in "our house" with her mum without telling her but I told her it was her mum’s idea and that I did not complain since her mum told me that I would stay till she got back from work. I lied to her that nothing happened, that’s my mistake.


Her mum called me after last Christmas and told me that she was pregnant for me and that we should tell my girl so that her daughter can" look for another man". The woman wants to marry me.


My girlfriend is aware now and she is cursing me, threatening my life. But is it my fault? Pls I’m confused!"

Dear Nairalanders, help the young man to find out what to do!

https://gossip.naij.com/38322-my-girlfriends-mum-pregnant-s-fault-nigerian-man-cries-out.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C6523243221

Pls accept my hearty congratulations
Next please

Keziehenry:
Click LIKE to show love for him, and SHARE if u dislike him.

Oga if you need likes then create reasonable threads or make reasonable comments not through what you just did above

Lying liars always lying LLAL

It has not been easy for the batch B stream 1 Corps members who are still expecting their unpaid December allawee which has called for the funny but not funny pix below.

mountlarry:
Why not? That amount is even luxury to a lot of Nigerian families. My parents earned far less and we are all graduates now and working.

You are right cos
Even 2m monthly may not be enough depending on your preferences

Nor B lie at all

No b lie

Boldwinner:
Am I the only one who doesn't know what the share button does on Nairaland?

When you read an interesting topic or article and you click the share button it helps your followers on NL who may not be online at that moment to read the article and comments as well which means you shared what you read with your followers probably if they are not online or didn't come across the topic so I don't think it's useless.

Nice pix with inappropriate subject.
Very soon we will start seeing topics like. "I just kicked a stone, I just bought an underwear, today is Wednesday e.t.c

its so appalling d kind of system we have in this Country and the very PASSIVE youths jst growing into & accepting the system jst the way it is.

Yes 19800 may not be ur problem, its som1 elses Gold. The December corper allowance has not bn paid & without any reasonable explanation to the serving youths, yet every one kept quiet & jst accept d condition.

It is realy painful to me personally wen i fink of the youths being the hope of this nation yet our attitude today is not showing any hope of us veering towards making this country a better place.

Some corpers are already in serious debt now that evn the 19800 they are waiting for cannot pay & that is very bad. As a youth, already starting life in debt, wht does tomorrow hold for this nation.


if a responsible group comes up with the idea of holding the NYSC or FED.GOVT to ransom on why the dues hv not bn paid either by protest or whever other means that is when you will hear the COWARDICE in so many youths reveal themselves

* I can not join d protest oh
* protest because of 19800?
* hm i want to get my certificate oh
* my Daddy didnt send me to kom n protest oh
* it is against the NYSC rules oh
*ah i dnt want to repeat service oh

WHO wants to repeat service huh? tell me!
It is against the NYSC rules yes is it legal to withhold our mothly allowance without explanation??

Your Daddy didnt send u to protest neither did Mine but they will b proud to kno their sons & daughters now kno their rights & are grown enough to fight for it.
& with all due respect youths, Your Dads and Mums will die & leave You with this Nation hw will u handle it??

will one set of people continue to oppress the other for eternity?

We all want to get our certificates Yes but are we to let go the moral rights & justice of the nation all bcoz of a Paper document? If i may ask, what power does that document evn hold for you If d Nation in which u want to use it is crippled.


Yes 19800 is so small to you & cannot evn meet your daily needs, bt that is bcoz of ur short sightedness & the perspective from which you see the 19800. keep aside the amount & think of Your rights, if ur right is bn trampled upon now for little things & you let go, it will also be trampled upon for bigger tinx & by then u'd already b stripped of your rights & power to speak and act because of the little ones you let go in your yesteryears. & i repeat 19800 mayb small to you bt its Gold to som1 els


Arise oh youths of our days, wake up! stand for the right thing. not for money or any such but for the sake of our great Nation Nigeria.



- A.H Ohinoyi
corper.

Abeg where is lalasticlala?






* pls 4ward 2other NYSC groups*

TakeMeSerious:
I use mtn aside but it's not that reliable. Am thinking of getting airtel too.

It seems glo is rubbish in the entire South East of Nigeria

TakeMeSerious:
It has been happening for almost a month now. I don't know if others notice it. I was supposed to have a video conference with my team, and glo network messed the whole thing up.

First of all, glo network has been very poor as far as I know and even people I asked living outside my area have similar experiences.

But one more funny thing is that whenever it's around 11pm, the data transmission will stop and immediately it's morning around 8, it starts again.

What's happening glo!

So you notice it as well?
Mhen if there is no change my next subscription will be airtel

ceeroh:
Nigeria is totally fvcked! We are already in the 2nd week of January and they're yet to pay Dec allowee. PPA is not paying, State is not paying.

It's unimaginable how it has become a norm to temper with people's rights at least even if there is a change in the system then we should be told about it for God's sake.
All because the people in charge see N 19800 as nothing but it means gold to other people's condition.

its so appalling d kind of system we have in this Country and the very PASSIVE youths jst growing into & accepting the system jst the way it is.

Yes 19800 may not be ur problem, its som1 elses Gold. The December corper allowance has not bn paid & without any reasonable explanation to the serving youths, yet every one kept quiet & jst accept d condition.

It is realy painful to me personally wen i fink of the youths being the hope of this nation yet our attitude today is not showing any hope of us veering towards making this country a better place.

Some corpers are already in serious debt now that evn the 19800 they are waiting for cannot pay & that is very bad. As a youth, already starting life in debt, wht does tomorrow hold for this nation.


if a responsible group comes up with the idea of holding the NYSC or FED.GOVT to ransom on why the dues hv not bn paid either by protest or whever other means that is when you will hear the COWARDICE in so many youths reveal themselves

* I can not join d protest oh
* protest because of 19800?
* hm i want to get my certificate oh
* my Daddy didnt send me to kom n protest oh
* it is against the NYSC rules oh
*ah i dnt want to repeat service oh

WHO wants to repeat service huh? tell me!
It is against the NYSC rules yes is it legal to withhold our mothly allowance without explanation??

Your Daddy didnt send u to protest neither did Mine but they will b proud to kno their sons & daughters now kno their rights & are grown enough to fight for it.
& with all due respect youths, Your Dads and Mums will die & leave You with this Nation hw will u handle it??

will one set of people continue to oppress the other for eternity?

We all want to get our certificates Yes but are we to let go the moral rights & justice of the nation all bcoz of a Paper document? If i may ask, what power does that document evn hold for you If d Nation in which u want to use it is crippled.


Yes 19800 is so small to you & cannot evn meet your daily needs, bt that is bcoz of ur short sightedness & the perspective from which you see the 19800. keep aside the amount & think of Your rights, if ur right is bn trampled upon now for little things & you let go, it will also be trampled upon for bigger tinx & by then u'd already b stripped of your rights & power to speak and act because of the little ones you let go in your yesteryears. & i repeat 19800 mayb small to you bt its Gold to som1 els


Arise oh youths of our days, wake up! stand for the right thing. not for money or any such but for the sake of our great Nation Nigeria.



- A.H Ohinoyi
corper.

Abeg where is lalasticlala?






* pls 4ward 2other NYSC groups*

Well If Messi can win five Ballon d'or without hardwork then it's should be the more reason why people say he's simply the best and I concur

Just passing oo

I don't answer simple questions o but lemme try
My atm pin na Capital letter one and small letter one, capital letter 2 and small letter 2 capital letter 3 and small letter 3
As for the bank ask Google.

aylagos:
yeah you are right

K thanks

What a portray of incompetence by infinix
Even if Leo stops playing now CR7 can never be like him take it or leave it.
If you're vexed you can hug a transformer cos I give zero f*ck.
U can as well drop your contact so we can continue the quarrel orally