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Romance / Re: .. by Resurreccion(m): 9:58am On Mar 06, 2019
sheanzy:
So recently my hair has been falling off at any slight touch..



I noticed this happens most especially after I apply relaxer to my hair, the hair starts to breaking off very easily



Pls any solution to this problem

Please seek a Medical Doctor
It's a sign of Cancer
Education / Re: What Were You Taught In School That You Later Learned Was Completely Untrue? by Resurreccion(m): 3:16pm On Mar 05, 2019
radiokilla:
My brother it is my nursery school o. 26 years ago this people taught me "janglover ekene motor". I only got to know it was "jingle over like a motor last year".

Another one is that nursery rhyme I was always singing back then: 'my baby is a good boy iya iya o". Mehn that shit is IEIEO. I need a refund from that school.

This one weak me ooooo
No be only you my brother, My younger brother corrected me last week
If I catch my Primary School Teacher ehn...

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Education / Re: What's The Difference Between NOUN Certificate & Regular University Certificate? by Resurreccion(m): 10:11am On Feb 28, 2019
Dottore:
The difference is that NOUN is the name of a person, Animal, place or thing. In other words it's a "name" of a quick certificate for already employed people who got employed with a lesser qualification but wants to advance in career for better earnings and positions.

Other Universities are verbs. They are the functional certificates you can use as a fresh employee to get employment.

In practice no employer takes fresh employees with Noun certificates serious.

This one weak me

Travel / Re: Which Country Can I Relocate To With 6million by Resurreccion(m): 10:23am On Feb 27, 2019
queengift:
Are u a Nigerian? Are u tired of Nigeria? Do u want to travel abroad? If YES u lie,Nobody is going anywhere we die here���
Ahhhhh
Politics / Re: Atiku Has Only Himself To Blame! by Resurreccion(m): 6:11pm On Feb 26, 2019
SimplePlan34:
Omo for those that will see 2023 all d best
Hmmmm
Politics / Re: Atiku Has Only Himself To Blame! by Resurreccion(m): 6:09pm On Feb 26, 2019
Ikio:
E was unpopular becos north hates restructuring, they hate anything good... don't give any northern begger money. Let them suffer joor.
Lol.... Atikuiites
Next level mi nigga
Health / Re: How Much Does Cataracts Surgery Cost In Nigeria? by Resurreccion(m): 1:00pm On Feb 20, 2019
theNOISEmaker:
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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Terrible Sex You've Ever Had by Resurreccion(m): 7:14pm On Feb 16, 2019
LarryHooper:
Mine was fuckíng a girl doggy style. As she bent over I could scent the smell of old poo. Like say make person shìt finish make e no tamber well . the kind smell e go dey ooze out after several hours. I nearly choked to death but the sweetness overpower the smell..

Secondly was giving a girl quickie at the backyard of an event center during a party. That was how I got a muscle pull. The pain was so excruciating I couldn't bear it no more. But I manage arrange myself well and continued pumping from the back.

Thirdly, there's no sex more painful when you're about to cum and someone knocks on the door or gate. Though mine happened during my secondary school days. There was this chick I always smuggled home after school. We were banging one day as i was about to cum when suddenly I heard my mothers voice from downstairs. I wasn't expecting her that day. My heart started pounding several thoughts on what next to do flashed through my head in a fraction of a fraction of a second. I quickly wore my trousers and told the girl to dress up too but I couldn't smuggle her outside coz we were living upstairs so there was no way we wouldn't be caught when coming down. I just sat her on the chair, placed a book in front of her and told her to tell my mom she came for group study just in case she starts asking too much questions. That plan was successful but the painful part was spoiling my show at the peak of the pleasure.
Mad Man
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had The Opposite Sex As A Roommate Before? Share Your Story by Resurreccion(m): 4:36pm On Feb 15, 2019
equily:
..I was buying fufu at one junction while waiting for change I saw a woman with a little child. The child was walking a bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted; "Degree wait for me". I was so amazed hearing that name. So to satisfy my curiousity, I walked closer to the woman and asked; "ma, why do u call this child degree"? The woman laughed and said "I sent her mother to the University and this is what she brought home.
Damn!!!
Romance / Re: Has A Girl Ever Initiated Sex With You? by Resurreccion(m): 3:44pm On Feb 15, 2019
SaucyBenks:
Ask adeola what happened to her when she traveled n came back to school.... I release inside that day. Postinor 2 came in handy tho.
Werey man
Romance / Re: I See Soldiers In My Dreams Too Many A Time by Resurreccion(m): 3:42pm On Feb 15, 2019
ayesco202:
It's either they're on guard, about to go attack some set of people or doing parade. We do talk at times and I do have this little fright just as one would feel in real life. I see soldiers too often in my dreams and I seem to be somewhat worried. I've been having these dreams for close to 5 years.

I've opened about two threads on this same issue and I seem not to have solution to this soldier dreams. Even my mum is helpless.

What could this dream mean?

Please, a brother needs help.
My brother, go down on your knees and ask God for enlightenment
Romance / Re: A Guy Having A Female Roommate In School by Resurreccion(m): 12:03pm On Feb 15, 2019
lanxebony:
Mine is about to start, going for a 2 weeks exam at lautech and I'm about to share the room with my ex. She was saying she knew I might make advances but no problem. Immediately, I cleared her doubts that nothing will happen truout my stay with her ( but me sef know say na lie , I don pack condom for my bag)
3 gbosa for you
Romance / Re: A Guy Having A Female Roommate In School by Resurreccion(m): 9:46am On Feb 15, 2019
grossintel:
Not advisable, no matter how religious you are, you will be tempting yourself everyday. Mind you, at some point she'll be wearing only pant and bra due to the hot weather and for the fact she's becoming too comfortable with you. Just a matter of time till you sleep closely together without any demarcation on the bed, then one day it will get so cold you'll find yourself cuddling each other and your Dickson will mistakenly slide into her wet pvssy angry Congratulations, you now have access to free pvssy day and night so be ready to be a fucklicant.

Jesus!!!

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Education / Re: Why You Shouldn't Squat In A Hostel by Resurreccion(m): 11:51am On May 05, 2018
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Which Football Club You Love Watching But Do Not Support? by Resurreccion(m): 12:02pm On Feb 10, 2018
I'm a Liverpool Fan but I love watching Kano Pillars

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