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I want a male boss, I get to bang him.

svs:
the nigerian dream
well maybe to leave the country and live in somewhere lik europe or america?

Hahaha. I wouldn't know. Maybe, Nigerians want to be rich, happy ***?

Rottweiler:
Some would even pretend that they don't fart and when they do, it kills all the mosquitoes within 5KM radius.

Lmfao. I've been lmfao a lot today.

What a nightmare.

Nnekie:
CSI rocks! But CSI Miami is wack, Horatio doesn't need a bloody team, he solves all the damn cases himself. And the love triangle between Him, His bro and his bro's sister is wack.
Law and Order is tight, too realistic sometimes, especially when they give immunity to the criminals without realising it. In the end they lose the case or whatever. Criminal Intent is the best, Vincent D'onfrio is a bad ass brother.

No way! Pft, I don't enjoy watching CSI at all. Horatio's voice makes me so damn hot. He's hot. What about Adam Rodriguez? CSI Miami is the best.

Zahymaka:
Your bum isn't so spectacular -- it's as flat as a pancake. Why don't you just shut up?

Lmfao. Did I just resurrect a dead thread?

LoverBwoy:
many nigerian men have gay tendencies

Hahahaha. You might be correct, but who knows, I don't know any real Nigerians.

I can't wait for this night to come. Vive another hot sex!

I don't find Nigerians unique physically but attitude wise, I do. Most of them are close-minded with a very weird sense of humor. Next to people from the Congo, I find them loud and greedy. It's very rare for me to find a Nigerian that I actually like.

I am proud to be what I am. I'm Nigerian, Bahamian and British. When people ask me where I'm from, I don't say 'Nigeria', I say 'Nigeria and the Bahamas'. That is the truth. I'm not fully Nigerian so why claim to be one?
When people on the internet ask me where I'm from, I say 'I'm originally from Nigeria and the Bahamas but I'm currently living in Belgium'. Again, it's the truth.

Panties and bra. It's so hot over here.

Hahahahahaha!!! HAHAH! Lmfaoo!

Haha! Hahahahaha.

Ashiwaju:
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Retro, where does that put afeni? and where does that put yah single status?

Afeni who? Anyways, I'm single on Nl.

bolaoni:
Clijters against Harden? No way!

Believe Harden is going to take this Wimbledon jare.

Depending on the SF pairings, it may be the two of them for final, but I want La petit to win it!

No, they are playing today apparently. Clijsters vs Henin. It's just like Roland Garros! I wanted them for the finals but oh well.

Ashiwaju:
Retro, Ehn now, ofcourse i know it would be with boy friend now but don't you think it ll be nice you say Afeni instead of Saying just "boyfriend". Tell me was the sex through da phone or soemthing! hope u don't mind me being too nosey

Haha. Absolutely not. I had sex with my real boyfriend.

mukina2:
@retro afeni said no yesterday

That was because I told him I didn't want him, yesterday.

Ashiwaju:
Retro with who this time? Afeni?

Haha, no. My boyfriend. It was the best sex of my life.

mukina2:
afeni and retro is a no no

Really? I thought you said that we were perfect for eachother.

Rap is a form of poetry. I mean rap like Fort minor and others in the same genre. 50 cent isn't rap, it's crap. He's degraded women in so many ways. There are others too but 50 cent is the one who does it the most for me, he's a freaking a-hole.

Hopefully, he'll NEVER be on Oprah because I love that show.

I like Carlito. He's extremely hot.

I think the fighting is real but the dialogues are fake. It's obvious. I mean take a look at Kane, he sees demons? Haha.

I wish most NLers were open minded and not quick to judge others. I wish they'd realise that everyone's got their different way(s) of thinking. I wish that most NLers would accept difference. I wish that most NLers would grow up and stop picking on others.

Brainbox:
Got house
Got car
Got prospects
Got looks
Got good job
Got no kids
Got game
Live in Abuja

In need of an Abuja based senorita to share evri-evri!
-She should be between 18-23
-Lekpaa but not HIV compliant
-Dark in complexion
-Long hair
-Booblicious
-Bootylicious
-Sumptuous lips
-Good height
-Ready to go Konko Below at short notice

WIVES and gays NEEDN'T APPLY

Suitable applicants should posts CV's, unlimited qualified candidates would be romantically employed (straight, no need of interviews).

P.S.: Don't worry, I know say 'better soup na pepper kill am'

Let me see if I qualify:

- 18

That's all. What is 'lekpaa'? 'Ready to go Konko Below at short notice'? Wtf? I don't understand.
I hardly doubt you'll find a girl.

Reverend:
https://www.lets-have-a-party.co.uk/media/images/product_detail/21864.jpg

Oh my God, she's HOT. I definately want her to be my pastor.

NINETOFIVE:
I know by my own personal experience that no white man wants a black man to be alive,

I seriously hope you said that out of anger because you do know that that is not true.

damygurl:
you are right but i gotta ask do you believe in heaven and been saved by Jesus? Christianity don't have to be boring. there r lots of christians with a good social life. i'm sure you know you can have a good and not boring time without smoking drinking and stuff like that.

I don't know how I feel about 'heaven and hell'. I don't know, really. The Christians I've met are boring, they are. Same goes for the Muslims, I actually find the more boring but that's not the point. I don't smoke or drink and I'm having the time of my life. I don't party. My boyfriend invites me out to parties or some drinking club but I don't go because I wasn't brought up that way.
Sometimes, I don't find 'God and the Bible' necessary. I need proof. That's all.

damygurl:
well if you believe in God, it's brings a peace and joy to your heart. one of the things i like doing most is dancing and praising God. He's going to be best friend and will never let you down and though sometimes it might seem like he's not there or not listening but believe me he is. he's alwayz gon be there

But I already have peace and joy. I don't know how I feel about the bible but sometimes I think it's just a book full of instructions on how to live your life. I find Christians boring, no offense. I don't party, I don't smoke anymore, I don't drink. I agree, I've done many nasty things in the pasts, I've slept with many boys but I'm a changed person, because I wanted to change not because of 'God said ***'. I think you can lead an healthy, normal and reasonable life without God and the bible.

NINETOFIVE:
To Reverend

I want to make it clear to you that I don't give damn if you have respect for my post or not, listen to this if you are a white man go fu, yourself, but if you are black I feel sorry for blacks like you, who are you to tell me what and what not to say in my post, have you ever been in my shoes, take your white defending crap out of my face.
If he is not kissing white people asses, why would he be having those children [ note they are mostly whites ] around him on every day basis, how can it be proved if he molested them or not, don't get me wrong is very clear Michael Jackson is gay and could as well be a pedophile, and this is an attribute of his wanting to be white, how many Black pedophile have you hard of?, non.
In what way has his father molested him?, because his father smacked him?, my father also smacked me, but I love my father very very much I was wise enough to know that when parents smack there children, they are doing it to correct the child, take your respect out of my face. I know by my own personal experience that no white man wants a black man to be alive, don't give me your I don't care if he is Black, white yellow or brown crap cause if you are white you sure do cause is your stock in trade.

I smell racism.

Anyways, I wouldn't buy his album but I can download a few songs from the internet, IF I like them.

damygurl:
@ retro it's gon be waste of time trying to explain God to you. i don't mean that in a bad way. you want someone you can see and talk to like you would any other person but it doesn't work that way. you can talk to him but you gotta have something called Faith!!
The only thing i got to prove the existence of God is the bible but if you don't believe God exist then i'm sure you don't believe in the bible.

It's not that I don't believe in God, I doubt his existence. What do I get in return if I should 'believe in God'?

Hello!

I had sex last night.