₦airaland Forum

wormedup:
do u have to leave if u get a job ?

i'm on a job everyday of the week (almost) and i still hang out here.

it's all good though.

Apparently, I'll have to work 8 hours a day. When I get home, I'lld be exhausted. I don't know, I've never worked before.

I don't know enough people in order to describe them but:

Svs: interesting.
Afeni: Haha.

That's all for now.

Ashiwaju:
And Retro what has happened to da name Ms Afeni?

Ms Afeni? I was never Ms Afeni!

Ashiwaju:
hmmm?

Retro don't tell me u re bidding for Zah when your dear Afeni is still here? and Zah don't tell me u re dissing SVS for Lauryn! Anyways u have got it all to yah sef. Enjoy 

Absolutely not, I'm not a cheater. *coughyeahright*

Hahahahaha.

lauryn:
Thank goodness, Canada aint that far from the states, , phew

I feel so sad.

I guess. Haha.

Afeni:
I would love to. I could have it done in 5 days. I promise, it would be good.

Ok then, come to Belgium.

Zahymaka:
When I said some people fitted each other, I knew what I was saying. Afeni be sure to make it as lifelike as possible and put it up for review on Nairaland -- of course for appreciation of art and nothing else . We appreciate art a lot on Nairaland, don't we, Lauryn?

Lol. Seriously, I love your humor.

diddy4:
i see, wish i was one.

Lol. I don't strip anymore. Haha!

diddy4:
@retro

you always speak your mind, i like that. professional stripper? that would have been so

good luck with your modelling stuff.

Thanks! I used to strip for my boyfriends.

Afeni:
Speaking of art, I do charcoal drawings. I was really good about a year ago, but after I left art school I haven't been able to find any girls that are willing to allow themselves to be drawn nudes.

I also drew a few old men (at art school) and trust me, judging from the look, the penis is anything but a work of art. It was tiny, and shriveled. Very disgusting to say the least.

Draw me nude!

I want to be a model, I'm going to be a model. At first, I wanted to be a professional stripper but since I met my boyfriend, everything changed. Afterwards, I decided that I was going to be a professional dancer but I changed my mind. Now I'm going to be a model. But I'm going to finish school/college first.
I'm currently studying Economy. Anyways, I might change my mind.

Modelling is great. I hope I stick to the idea of becoming one.

He bleeped me good in bed last night.

Zahymaka:
Now this is getting interesting. Lauryn, I'm pulling up a chair. Care to sit in my lap while we watch this banter?

Retro and Afeni, you seem to be getting along just fine -- why deny you're suited for each other.

Reminds me of tiny children who like each other but deny it by avoiding each other in public.

Hahaha. Fine then, we're suited for eachother. But why?

Afeni:
retro, into girls as in lesbian? Right? Or are you just kidding to get attention?

I'm not a lesbian. I'm attracted to females and males. But I prefer men. The penis is a work of art.

Infra-red by Placebo

Three things?

1. Never belch around him.
2. Don't scratch your a*s
3. Uh?

Christino:
Infact, Jesus died on top of Magdalene, I have the film want to see? -> deeuuurrrhhhh!

LMFAOOO! Hahahahaha.

I'm 18 but I already have a boyfriend.

I don't know yet. I tell my boyfriend everything.

olunifemi:
i finally found he who loves me 2 da bone, funny?im dead serious.
more gists later

Who's the person? Congratulations.

No, like you said, distant relationship. I could cheat on him/her.

Apparently not.

I'm 18 and I don't live in Nigeria. I feel so left out.

Svchost:
I don’t trust people, but I can believe you.

Exactly, I don't trust my regular friends, but I believe them.

Eurphoria:
duh!
you get my point i doubt that very much. You say u pointed it out because others spelt it as EUPHORIA lol hellooooo, knock knock anybody there? they did not take it upon themselves to correct the spelling like some deranged spelling bee champion. If they want to spell it that way i don't care, so long as i know  it's me they rreferringto , its no biggie. you should see a doctor about that tick of yours to steady your nerves, because the last lines of your post look mad and looks to me like your typing or spelling ability is now being hampered. take a chill pill.

Aww sorry you made no point for me to get luvie.  @eurphoria 4play different, go read again or if you don't know what i am talking about i advice you to put a lid on it, cus you beginning to sound real dumb

Oh by the way very lame surmising of my points which you obviously don't , at all

yes my point was;  no you can't start making assumptions about people people and their usernames unless you know them and you stupidly point out the obvious stating, it's the internet and there is noway of knowing that, helloooooo geez that is the point , that's why i said do not be presumptuous, duh

you love anagrams, hope you checked the meaning in the dictionary love, I don't think so, other wise you wouldn't have made dumb remarks about usernames. As for you not giving a toss about my username, so to speak, well luvie the feeling is oh so mutual .

The reason all this started in the first place was simply because I said you should not be rude to people just because they air their take on a particular thread, which had no effect on you what so ever, the person did not even address you personally and you immediately attacked like a silly little girl, now you direct all you juvenile bile towards me, which is truly laughable . Stop throwing your dummie out of your pram child and you will get respect and courtesy yourself.

adieus to a friendship that never was.

_{watch that tick of yours, try not to come back like a chiuwawa on crack} , try prozac

Oh, I feel so loved. All this for me? You actually took time to type all this for me? Seriously, I appreciate this even though it makes you look like a complete idiot with no life, I really do appreciate this.
'Luvie', try looking up what 'attack' means because you don't get it.
I feel sorry for you, really, taking the internet THIS serious. Little girl, I'm going to call you a bleeping bitch, what are you going to do? Call mummie? Hit me? Bitch, chill. The person I so called 'argued' with has let it go (I think).
I noticed you talked of 'attacking someone who wasn't talking to me', did it ever occur to you that you're doing the same? Idiot, do I know you? Did I even address you? If I am a silly little girl, I wonder what you are.

Your username is an example of a typo, TYPO, do you know what it means? Eurphoria doesn't fit in any of your explanation, it doesn't. So you can stop trying to cover up and accept the truth.

If I'm going to get respect and courtesy from people like yourself, I don't want it because you're a stupid little girl, with nothing to do. Have you ever tried going to work? Earn some money for yourself, rather than stick your ugly nose into things that don't relate to you. I'm not surprised if you've got no life, with your attitude, you won't get one.

yes my point was;  no you can't start making assumptions about people people and their usernames unless you know them and you stupidly point out the obvious stating, it's the internet and there is noway of knowing that, helloooooo geez that is the point , that's why i said do not be presumptuous, duh

Wtf? Again, you're making no sense, 'Eurphoria' can be easily mistaken for a typo than whatever you're stating. Do you think people on the internet actually consider the person's personality, cirumstance or whatever sh*t you used in your defense when looking at a username? Bitch, we've got things to do. Like I said, re-read my post calmly, carefully, with your brains (if you've got any) and you'll see that I wasn't correcting you. I was simply stating the obvious.

You can stop trying to be this little bitch who thinks she knows everyone, be yourself, a stupid little girl with no life I mean. Although, it's pretty obvious that that's what you are.

Go to bed, it's getting late. This is amusing, I'm having so much fun.

adieus to a friendship that never was

Hahahaha. Already? Bitch, don't leave.

I typed all this for you. Are you happy? Be happy, it's ok, I'm sure this is the best attempt of attention you'll ever get.

celemel:
Ashiwaju (or whateva balderdash is your name), y on earth do u think am a spammer? U dey look 4 love online abi? See your coconut head like Bola Tinubu.

I am giving u :owaka (x1,000,000)

U dey craze!u no fit respect your eldrs. No wonder u open your rotten mouth so wide to vomit absolute rubbish here. Take your time o, lest I send u to the US list of d most wanted in Baghdad! Yeye man.

Can someone please explain in English what it means? I don't understand.

I thought you were talking about the series 'The Bold and Beautiful'.

mukina2:
ah retro i wont be happy

Hahahaha, anyways, I might get called for a job or something, that's why. Anyways, thank you.