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@ Hot Angel

Which model bible do you carry? and what network are you connected to?

soulpatrol:
@ dolly-pee. thanks jare. these people be acting like they never use water to "taba" before. no lie! its common in niaja but abroad, they gon think youre crazy using water. thats why people here still smell like $hit after doing number 2. lol

Ahkmed the Muslim came to the United States from the Middle East and he
was only here a few months when he became very ill.

He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally he went to an Arab doctor who said:

"Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de
poop, and den put your head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes
for ten minutes."

Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket,
peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What
was wrong with me?"

The doctor said, "You were homesick!"

retro:
Haha! I removed mine a while ago. I was getting odd mails.

I am going to send you an odd mail a little later

They are pigs balls, so they are not to be eaten by Jews and Muslims,

What about this for a great new business idea!

Respectable companies do not advertise for managerial candidates on forums!

Identity theft is on the increase and would advise nobody to send their personal details to unknown entities with Yahoo email accounts!

You have been warned people!

If the Job is real, the original poster in this thread should provide direct contact details for the Company involved!

Look at these, absolutely delicious

You are all welcome to join the Kinky Church 

We have such a fun and Hot time

@Softee

I think it would do zou the World of good to join

By returning here you have proven that miracles do not exist. I asked God to prove his capability by striking you down with a huge bolt of heavenly lighning!

I guess you are still around . Only your third post and you are already telling people who they should ignore.

This is a forum, not a dictatorship. How about telling us why you think miracles exist? Enter into dialogue!!

I am glad that your four year old kid knows the difference between praying and miracles.

Praying = asking for a miracle
Miracle = something you pray for that never come true

Your turn!

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Reverend indeed. forget the name. it's not in the name. some people that call themselves 'pope' are headed for the hottest part of hell. The bible says, , what sort of reverend will say miracles do not exist

OK Mr. 2 posts, glad you have taken the time to register with a new name to tell me that!

If the Bible says 'by their fruits you shall know them' I think that is probably true. You are a 100% fruit (fruitcake)!

I say it again, if miracles exist then I ask God to strike ' loaded.one' down dead with a bolt of lightning! If he writes again in this thread it must prove that they don't exist!