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CultureRe: Typical Nigerian Behavior by Reverend(m): 1:53pm On Jul 24, 2006
Sending 419 letters pretending to be Mariam Abacha!
FoodRe: Eating Dog Testicles by Reverend(m): 12:32pm On Jul 24, 2006
Zahymaka:
For once, you surprise me Reverend. Someone posted that it increases virility and might double as an aphrodisiac in addition to its great taste. As a connoisseur of 'such things', I assumed you'd be an ardent proponent of this delicacy.

cheesy cheesy cheesy
If it comes down to crunching on a dogs testicle or swallowing a Viagra, then give me the Viagra any day  cheesy

Maybe eating them will increase your virility, but just think about your girlfriend when you french kiss her and she can taste nothing but dogs balls  grin grin

Maybe when you do her doggy style it will add some style grin grin
FoodRe: Eating Dog Testicles by Reverend(m): 12:10pm On Jul 24, 2006
Bulls testicles are a delicacy and are called 'Sweet Meats' in the West!

The big dog meat eaters in the World are the Koreans! Don't know if they eat dogs balls though. Sounds disgusting lipsrsealed
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy For Business Development Executives by Reverend(m): 12:06pm On Jul 24, 2006
It must be a very professional company as the person has a Yahoo email address.

I would not recommend that anybody forward their personal details to this person!

Find out first the company and their credibility.

This smacks of 419 yahoo boys to me!
HealthRe: Nigerians Can't Donate Blood In The US? by Reverend(m): 10:18am On Jul 23, 2006
Nobody should feel bad about steps that are taken to stop the spread of HIV or other illnesses. It is not a personal attack on anybody and people should be more responsible and adult like.

They will not even accept blood from people who have visited the UK in the past few Months because of the CJD scare (mad cow disease) or (Creutzfeldt Jakob Disease)!

The steps that are taken are not aimed at ostracizing any nation or race. They are sensible steps which are taken to protect people receiving blood transfusions and aimed at stopping the spread of disease.

Let's stop turning every conversation into a racial issue when it is not!
HealthRe: Nigerians Can't Donate Blood In The US? by Reverend(m): 9:58am On Jul 21, 2006
HIV-1 is prevelent in and specific to West and Central Africa (Cameroon, Gabon, Niger, Nigeria, Senegal, and Togo).

The standard tests they use to screen blood in the USA can easily detect the HIV-2 strain, but not the HIV-1 strain!

I hope you now understand smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Cell Phone Vs. Bible by Reverend(m): 9:47am On Jul 21, 2006
Mystique:
And who do you call when the devil is dealing with you? undecided
Ghostbusters!
Christianity EtcRe: The NBC ban of unverified TV miracles in Nigeria by Reverend(m): 9:40am On Jul 21, 2006
Mystique:
Wonder what kind of Reverend you are undecided
1. One that does not offer you something that he can not deliver!
2. One that will never ask you for money or donations!
3. One that will never judge you or call you a sinner for doing something perfectly natural!
4. One that will not pretend or fake miracles to obtain a following or income!
5. One that will not abuse your trust!
6. One that will live and let live!
7. One that will take you for a romantic meal, then back to your place for coffee and more cheesy cheesy
8. One that will not force you to wear trousers or cover your head in Church!
9. One that thinks pre-marital sex, masturbation, and covering your girl/boyfriend in whipped cream is OK
10. One that thinks life is short, so lets make the best of it and have a good time!
11. One that thinks there are only two guarantees in life , DEATH AND TAXES!

Yep, there are many more, but those are some of the important ones!
HealthRe: Nigerians Can't Donate Blood In The US? by Reverend(m): 9:26am On Jul 21, 2006
gigitte:
@reverend

its actually HIV-2
The reason for the Registry ban is the HIV-1 strain and has nothing to do with the type 2 mutation. That is why they will not accept his blood.

The strains of HIV-1 that have caused the worldwide pandemic of acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (AIDS) have been designated as group M viruses. A group of HIV-1 viruses that also cause AIDS but that are characterized by extensive genetic divergence from group M strains have been identified recently and classified as group O viruses. Group O viruses or serologic evidence of group O infection have been reported in patients from West and Central Africa (Cameroon, Gabon, Niger, Nigeria, Senegal, and Togo), nationals of these countries living in Europe, and one French national (1-4). The antibody response elicited by group O strains is not consistently detected by enzyme immunoassay (EIA) kits commercially available in Europe and the United States (4,5). This report describes a patient in Los Angeles County, California, with recently confirmed HIV-1 group O infection in whom HIV infection was not detected consistently by standard HIV serology. *

The standard tests they use for HIV/AIDS in the USA can not detect the HIV-1 O strain. That is why the ban exists. Even though tests exist to detect this strain, they are very expensive and time consuming to carry out!

That is the whole reason for the ban!
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Janet Jackson Wants Fans To Design New Album Cover by Reverend(m): 8:53am On Jul 21, 2006
I feel sorry for Janet Jackson. If she only allows her fans to design her new album cover, she will only have 2 or 3 designs to choose from! grin
Christianity EtcRe: Cell Phone Vs. Bible by Reverend(m): 8:39am On Jul 21, 2006
The Bible

Available in most areas of the planet in hotel rooms, homes, schools, churches etc!

Mobile Phone

Reception can be patchy, but your call for help will normally get answered!
Christianity EtcRe: The NBC ban of unverified TV miracles in Nigeria by Reverend(m): 8:13am On Jul 21, 2006
Mystique:
You can't get what u don't believe in tongue
You can not get what does not exist! (unless you pay pastor Chris and Anita for an off the shelf, Nigerian type boxed miracle)
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Video Editing Software by Reverend(m): 8:10am On Jul 21, 2006
** CAPTURE YOUR VIDEO UNCOMPRESSED **

You should always choose an uncompressed video format to capture your video to your pc or one with very little compression for edititing. You can always convert your finished file later to a compressed format such as Mpeg2 or Divx (Mpeg4) and this will always ensure the best quality for the final format! For conversion I use Canopus products:-

http://www.canopus.com/home.php

For quality video editing you need a good, fast PC with as much processor power as possible and the maximum allowed RAM and a fast hard drive with plenty of space!

There are no shortcuts, I use an AVID system which is expensive and built for professional broadcasters.

If you are editing as a hobby and do not have lots of $$$$ then the following software:-

Pinnacle Studio 10 - easy to use for novices and has many cool features

Premiere Pro - Professional results, but takes time to learn and understand

DVD-It - for video creation or Tsunami DVD Author for novices

Good luck
HealthRe: Nigerians Can't Donate Blood In The US? by Reverend(m): 7:41am On Jul 21, 2006
@ ZuluNation

People normally give blood on the grounds that they will be helping the sick. It is supposed to be an unselfish donation to help your fellow man. In the UK all you get is a cup of tea and a buscuit for your donation  grin

All I can see from your post was that you were only interested in the 2 x $40!

As for your question about the acceptability of your blood, the following is the reality:-

Hepatitis C

Nigeria belongs to the group of countries highly endemic for viral hepatitis. In fact about 75% of the Nigerian population is likely to have been exposed to the hepatitis viruses at one time or the other in their life and about 7% of these will die from its complications.

The Registry Ban

The Registry prevents all people who have lived in the Western African countries
of Nigeria, Cameroon, the Central African Republic, Chad, Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Gabon or[b] Niger [/b] after 1977 from serving as donors.

The ban, which followed a similar 1996 FDA recommendation for the nation's blood banks, was implemented because a strain of HIV known as HIV-1 Group O, which is different from the prevalent U.S. strain, is found in these countries, and the "only way to determine" whether donors who lived in these nations are "free of [this] strain ,  is to use a test, called Western blot, that is too time-consuming and la-bor-intensive to be used in mass blood screenings!


So it seems that they would accept blood from Nigerians, but the tests required to make the extra screenings are just too expensive and take too long to make it viable for mass blood donations!
Christianity EtcRe: The NBC ban of unverified TV miracles in Nigeria by Reverend(m): 6:01pm On Jul 20, 2006
loaded.one:
Are miracles realhuh??

For all those of you that don't believe in miracles, MAY YOU NEVER NEED ONE.
And if you do need one, then forget it as you wont get one!
Christianity EtcRe: Skeptics And Atheists In Nigeria: How Do You Manage? by Reverend(m): 4:27pm On Jul 19, 2006
Absolutely!

Below are the times. I will be extremely happy to deal with you on a personal basis and be your private tutor!

Monday to Fridays Quickies         10:00 - 12:00
The Saturday Love-in                  11:00 - 18:00
The Sunday Bonk                        10:00 -  16:00

1st Monday of each Month is the sexual miracle conference with orgy and barbecue!
Next Months star guests are Pastor Chris and his wife Anita who will give a naked Irish step dancing exhibition in the main hall!
Christianity EtcRe: Skeptics And Atheists In Nigeria: How Do You Manage? by Reverend(m): 4:19pm On Jul 19, 2006
There is only one true church!

Forget the coconuts, mango's, bananas and gerkins, the way to go is to join 'The Church of the Kinky Mary Magdeline'

The Church of tomorrow for the sex loving, Hot people of today!

Maybe to cut costs we could merge the two? How about the Church of the Kinky Cocunut?

Hail the Hairy Nut's of the Kinky one!
IslamRe: Muslims: 7 Virgins To One Man When You Die? Lol by Reverend(m): 9:15pm On Jul 18, 2006
lioness:
what i don't get though is ,,,,,,,, in the muslim heaven, they are going to be flesh but if they blow up themselves and their "diicks" inclusive, whats the virgin going to suck :-)
That's why they invented 'super glue' They just stick their mangled willy back on!

or

That is why there are seven virgins. One for each of his body parts!

When a Muslim terrorist detonates himself I suppose that could be a kind of Mouth Action (blow up job) grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Your Views On Israel And Palestine by Reverend(m): 12:58pm On Jul 18, 2006
I am a human being!
Foreign AffairsRe: Your Views On Israel And Palestine by Reverend(m): 12:39pm On Jul 18, 2006
No!

Religion and the different factions are manmade and have nothing to do with God.

Religion was made by man to control the people, to divide and manipulate the masses. All in the name of God and business!
Foreign AffairsRe: Your Views On Israel And Palestine by Reverend(m): 12:19pm On Jul 18, 2006
It is not a few people, it is the majority. We just like to think that it is the minority. That is the mistake we always make.

We have misjudged just how many religious fanatics there are in this World. When you see the Arabs demonstarting, it is never just a few! It is always thousands!

Religion is the root of all evil! Divide and rule is the game, Without religion there would surely be peace on earth!
Foreign AffairsRe: Your Views On Israel And Palestine by Reverend(m): 11:49am On Jul 18, 2006
What is the use in praying when it is religion that has caused this problem from the beginning!
Christianity EtcRe: Who Created Evil? God? So He's To Blame? by Reverend(m): 10:38am On Jul 18, 2006
ajia23:
Retro

By saying man created evil you are in effect saying man has the power to create. I refute this statement in it's entirety. Man cannot create but can modify. God created Evil. Remember, the devil fell into evil himself before man. It was God who created the Devil and Evil, and the sole purpose is to test man and Jinn to determine if he is truly worthy of God's paradise.
If man did not have the power to create then all the condom factories would go out of business!

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