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It is strange to me that many females on this forum have no other ambition in life than getting married!

Very sad!

akamakusi:
Masturbation is a very bad practice,it tells u that u are not a real man, Once u are addicted to it u become a 2 seconds man.So why do it?

@akamakusi

Another idiot who has signed up for a new account to post utter rubbish. I think that you are probably a 1 second man already!

Where there is will, there is a way    

Who is will?

Does will live in a mud hut?

Does Odeku live in a mud hut?

Kimba Wrote

@Reverend
who told you that there are no mud huts with satellite TV and mobile phones including internet connection in Nigeria.

Then please find me a mud hut with broadband, satellite TV and aircon, but not in your part of the jungle! I want it fitted with a jacuzzi, fitted kitchen and a waterbed with satin sheets. Need a place to park my camel also!

And is it because of your believe that Africa needs Europeans that you have resorted to Biblical falsehood?

I do not believe that Africans need Europeans. I think that we all need each other! Wherever we may come from and whatever our race we need to cooperate and help each other.

The Bible is a book full of falsehoods and contradictions. Only an utter simpleton and poor blind brainwashed tosspot such as you would believe that the Bible is 100% Gods word.

Are you trying to fill in the European-Gap in the lives of those your African followers who worship you and your God with their naked bodies?

We make exceptions for people with micro joysticks, so why don't you join us? Nobody worships me (except for a few hundred voluptuous women) and as for my God, I am sure he is the same as your God, unless of course you worship some space aliens from Lagos.

You better go buy them some clothes and teach them decency.

Quite an interesting comment from an African! Please define decency and why the naked body offends you so much (other than your small penis complex)

see, you false prophet, you better keep quiet. When reasonable people are talking, you are not supposed to talk.

So I had better keep quiet when reasonable people talk. Well you are anything but reasonable. You are a 100% genuine tommy tanker (UK Slang, check it on Google)

I will talk when I feel like talking! That is democracy, I can see from your usual dribble that you are 100% in favor of dictatorial regimes where there are many different opinions, but only yours is valid!

Check the dictionary for the word Biggot. You are one!

Now crawl back under the stone from where you came!

Like it or not, you need Europeans!

Whatever the arguments and there are plenty, Without Europeans you would be living back in mud huts!

I like the idea myself of living in a mud hut , as long as it has satellite tv and a phone

Which devil?

The one you know or dont know?

Nothing wrong at all with marrying a guy with a kid!

Nothing wrong with a guy marrying a woman with a kid also!

If you love each other, nothing else matters

goodguy:
You totally missed my point, Rev.

Anyway, when I'm in the mood, I'll respond properly to your post. For now, I'm hungry and sleepy.

Then lets go for a few beers and a nice big steak! I will pay for the drinks and the meal, but you will have to fund the flight ticket to London

Being a virgin has nothing to do with love. That is a seperate issue.

Dont be fooled into thinking that only virgin women can love their men, that is a crazy thought!

Here is the truth:

http://nigeriaworld.com/columnist/uzokwe/112402.html

He should be forced to live in Lagos as a punishment 

We should force him to sit in an internet cafe all day sending 419 letters ,

Calvary Greetings

My name is Saddam Hussein the former head of Iraq. I have 30000,00000,000000,000000,00000 $$$$ hidden in a tin box  etc etc etc ,   

tineyi:
i need a collection of pastor chris' sermons

I also need a collection as I have run out of firewood! I hear that they burn extremely well

Bolarge:
@Reverend
I've glanced through some of your earlier posts so this one doesn't surprise me in the least.
So how early (at what age) d'u counsel the young girls in your punky mary magdalene church to get disvirgined?4yrs?maybe 5? That way they gonn be real experienced on their weddin nights.

@Bolarge

Maybe 4 and 5 year olds are the norm where you are, but I think what you are doing is definitely illegal!


Here we only allow members of our church who are at least 18 years of age! They are legally adults and are old enough to decide if they are ready for full sexual relations or not!


@Woleprof

That is exactly what we preach.

Take time and practice with your partner. The increased familiarity and his increased knowledge of you will help you decide if you are sexually compatible before you decide on marriage.

We should not treat sex outside of marriage as sinful. Is is not!

Embrace sexual pleasure and take the time to make it a meaningful part of your lives?

Virginity is only a temporary state that at the time of your choosing will disappear in a couple of seconds never to return!

We as a society place to much emphasis on it, instead of concentrating on trying to build a meaningfull working sexual relationship before we commit to marriage!

Virgins are not good in any sense. Having sex with a virgin is not a memorable experience. They do not know what they are doing or what they should do to please you.

Better marry somebody with a bit of experience in bed other than a novice that just lies motionless in shock from the experience of being penetrated for the first time!

That is why pre-marital sex is important. Would you buy a car without test driving it?

omogenaija:
ori e , who ever started this topic,

i'm disappointed the the creator of this topic,
if a nigerian hasn't/can't fix nigeria , what makes u think a european or any other non-nigerian can

You should be disappointed that a Nigerian can not fix it!

Very Good News :-)

A least the Yahoo Boys spend longer away from the Internet cafes!