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The Chief of staff to the Edo State Government, Mr. Patrick Obahiagbon, has been described by Nigerians as one grammarian known for his command of the English Language and ways of usage of the vocabularies.

The Nigerian number one grammarian has carved a niche for himself at several occasions with the use of jaw breaking words to mesmerize his listeners.


According to Nigerian university scholarships, here is a compilation of the top 50 Jaw breaking words ever used by the grammarian and their meanings:

WORDS AND MEANING

1. Gargantuan –extremely large

2. Bugaboo – an object of fear

3. Pooh-pooh – Dismiss as being foolish or impractical

4.Perfidy – deceitful or untrustworthy

5. Repugnant – extremely distasteful and unacceptable

6. Insalubrious – unwholesome and unhealthy

7. Odoriferous – having an odor.

8. Sardonic – Scornfully mournful or cynical

9. Lugubrious – mournful, sad, dismal

10. Obfuscate – To make something less clear and more difficult to understand.

11. Cascading – a large amount of something hanging down

12. Malodorous – smelling very unpleasant

13. Termagant – a woman who is very strict and who tries to tell people to do things in an unpleasant

14. Paraplegic – A person who suffers from paraplegia

15. Crinkum-crankum – Elaborate or detailed (archaic)

16. Empyrean – literary relating to Heaven

17. Conundrum – A confusing problem or question that is too difficult to solve

18. Alacrit – great willingness or enthusiasm

19. Tinge– to add a small amount of color to something

20. Braggadocio – Boost full or arrogant behavior

21. Megalomania – a mental illness or condition in which somebody has an exaggerated belief in their own importance or power.

22. Mendacious – Not telling the truth

23. Mores – the customs of a society

24. Rosicrucian – a member of a secretive society concerned in the study of metaphysical, mystical and alchemical lore.

25. Hierophants – A person especially a priest who interprets sacred or esoteric mysteries

26. Objurgates – rare and severe

27. Indubitable – impossible to doubt and unquestionable

28. Egregious – Outstandingly bad and shocking.

29. Vaudeville – a type of entertainment popular in the late 19th and early 20th centuries,that includes singing,dancing

30. Audacious – lacking respect, impudent

31. Ratiocination– The forming of judgment by a process of logical reason

32. Ballyhoo – extravagant publicity

33. Quagmire – a complex or difficult situations

34. Phantasmagoria – a sequence of imaginary images

35. Plummeted – to fall from a high level or position

36. Sui Generis – Unique

37. Ferocious – Fierce, cruel or violent.

38. Miasma – an unpleasant smell

39.Apotheosis – the highest point in the development of something

40. Excrescence – an unattractive or superfluous feature

41. Mobocracy – rule or domination by the masses

42. Proclivities – An inclination or predisposition

43. Kakistocracy – Government under the control of a nation’s worst or least qualified citizens

44. Lampoon – public satire or ridicule

45. Déjà vu – a feeling of having already experienced the present situation (FRENCH)

46. Recumbent – Inactive, Idle.

47. Terminus – The end of something

48. Perfidy – The act of violating a promise, faith or vow

49. Mephistophelean – wicked

50. Jiggery-pokery – Tricky, misrepresentation and manipulation.

All dis naija babe sabi lie..dem can even date hunchback of notredammm as long as he can pay their bills...

Have it at the back of your mind that some women are manipulative and astounding liars. Sometimes they do things just to throw you off and at other times, they are caught up within themselves and those signs may give a wrong impression.

Consistent Nagging.
The days of harmonious communication are gone when a women decides to do nothing but nag. Basically, she will find every excuse to lash out and argue with you. The reason a woman will do this is to justify her deed by rationalizing that it wasn’t working out with your anyway. It helps eliminate a lot of her guilt. So if a woman starts to point out every flaw and starts arguments about every little thing then it could be a sign that she has been unfaithful or is going to.



The Phone Is Face Down
If you find out that her phone is placed far down whenever you’re with her, she’s probably hooking up with another dude. Why do you think a lady would have her phone face down whenever she’s with you? She’s obviously hiding something and what do you think she’d want to hide from the man she’s dating? Of course it’s an instant messaging notification, text message or call from a guy she’s with.

Sudden Wardrobe Changes
If your girl goes into makeover mode and tears through the mall like Sonic the Hedgehog on a mission, you should take notice. Most women have an affinity for retail, but if her shopping takes on a rabid focus seemingly out of nowhere, you should ask yourself why she has become invested in reinventing herself.

Again, it's about a departure from the norm. If your girl normally puts on a full face of make-up to run errands, don't think twice about her putting on mascara to go to the dry-cleaners. But if she's a sweats-and-Chapstick type of chick, and she suddenly starts taking an hour to get ready to go out (particularly, without you), you have a reason to worry.

She Checks, But Does Not Respond To Certain Texts
Almost all girls engage in some form of teasing on their phones with their friends. They enjoy sending messages to each other and replying instantly.
Notice when you’re with her, how she smiles and responds to her girlfriends messages. Now think of when she gets a notification and fails to respond to it.



It’s obviously a guy. This sign is a bit tricky given the fact that girls will have lots of guys calling and texting them and as such difficult to assess. But if she’s always checking her messages and fails to respond to them, she’s probably doing so cause it’s from a person she doesn’t want you to know about.

Denying you the honeypot
Most girls won’t want you to give them cunnilingus when it’s less than a day that another guys penis was in there. Of course, there are times when they are just not in the mood for it or they’ve not had their baths in hours or she feels her period is almost here. Despite how conniving women may be, they have a subtle respect for their regular guys and wouldn’t want his mouth where another guy’s stick has been.

Also, when she suddenly starts giving you unexpected blowjobs which she previously didn’t, know that she feels guilty that she’s doing same to some other guy. If she refuses you sex at times, it could be she just recently made out with someone else on the same day. It’s most important to get girls to be free and open with you and I guarantee that you’d be shocked at what you discover. Some of them have no problems sleeping with more than one guy on the same day or making out with other girls as much as they do with you.

She Suddenly Becomes Mother Theresa
She becomes overtly good and domestic. Some women tend to punish them selves when they cheat especially if they cheated on a man who is faithful. They give themselves personal penance. She would wake up by 12 midnight to wash cloths, Iron your cloths before 4am. Wash your car for no reason. Cook your favourite meal without demanding for money. Bro she done Bleep up.. Bring her down and question her with a promise to forgive. When she starts telling you about a friend that she has plans with without explicitly stating if it’s a man or woman, chances are the so called friend is a dude. This one is self-explanatory.

Girls that are more deceptive in nature would rather completely withhold information from you than lying about who the friend is.


The Surprise Shave
If you have had surprise sex with her and perhaps a couple of times when she wasn’t shaved and you discover her to be randomly shaved all of a sudden, she is probably looking forward to sex from someone else. This is even more true if she’s shaved on a day she’s not expected to see you.
She Starts Blaming You For Every thing

If your previously secure girlfriend suddenly goes into paranoia mode, you should take notice. If she snaps at you over seemingly innocent actions (basically, anything on this list, but in small, completely commonplace
increments), she might be trying to throw you off her scent. By focusing your attention to your perceived failings, you'll be less apt to interrogate her about her actual foul play, which is just the way she'd like it.
She Tells You That She is Unhappy

It's easy to misinterpret any of the aforementioned signals as infidelity when in actuality, there is a perfectly reasonable explanation. But, if you start noticing that the signs are slowly piling up, and she's recently admitted she's no longer happy in the relationship, you might be on the verge of a full-fledged confession.

Guilt is a tricky emotion, and she might feel that by fessing up to her flailing satisfaction in the relationship, she is offering you (and herself) an explanation for her selfish actions. Or, she could be gearing up to act on a long-held impulse, and making her excuses in advances so she can later utter, "I told you so," with aplomb

She Thinks You're Insecure.
If your woman ever tell you that you are so insecure. Bro she banging outside.

Though it was her choice to stray if she did, women sometimes cheat when they feel like they’re partner is being too clingy or accusing them of being interested in someone else. It’s almost like a self-fulfilling prophecy, House
says. “Unless you truly do want her to see you through your tainted glasses, don’t point out your insecurities and physical flaws,” she suggests. “If you constantly question if you are good enough for her, she might start to wonder the same thing… and look for something better.”`

Conclusion
Basically, she will become very cold towards you. She won’t answer your phone calls. She won’t tell you that she loves you. She won’t include you in her life whatsoever. All of a sudden, she’ll invite someone else to the ballet with her.

She won’t care how you are feeling or what problems are going on in your relationship. All that she cares about “I” and how she can get closer to her new man. While it may sound harsh, it is the reality of cheating and this sign, along with the others, are clear signs that she may be seeing someone else.

Lastly, remember these signs are not perfect and they do not completely tell if she’s with someone else but are definitely things you should be on the lookout for. Nowadays, it is best to think she’s sleeping with some other guy until the time you’re proven wrong.

Nigerian babe's r the fakest babe's ave ever seen not all but a large count of them are not really loyal n loveable


See this babe here is a high class olosho..prostitute....she can do every kind of bangin lol dem plenty everywhere today for naija

Every idiot is now trekking this is insane

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Lagusta:
I understand you perfectly

But please don't drag Africa into this..

They do same in India, Bangladesh....

And what of high schoolers in USA who elope together to start a life....

We have to be rational at times....

The husband can sponsor the lady, no biggie....

How many young men of today can boast of a good finance to go into sponsoring a marriage...I beg na to just give any 18yrs old belle jare....and run away lol den later come back n claim the child na aisha want make guys dey do now o

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Lagusta:
Omotola that got married at 18.... She didn't understand abi

I'm sure she made a mistake, she wanted to say 18

What's the diff BTW 17 and 18 gaan sef

not every girl has opportunity like omotola..if u know what i mean....ok..omotola is from an opportuned home...now go to people's home all over nigeria n see abject poverty...now instead of inspiring women to make it..at this age...inspiring them to grow in toughts na marrigae dem dey force dem to marrry at 17..Africa and this syndrome is annoying

see whala o make he go hustle n buy domain na..abi na here we wan take help am

Aisha pls let it be 20 pls....17 is too young to understand motherhood

zaaki that Tiv guy....nice work enjoy the G wagon

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i want this man to be Nigerias next president

A young man of 37 yrs...for naija upon d one room wey e dey stay don give gal belle born four..why stress no go kill am....

nigerian are way to over religious...what of if the plane crash ........after all this prayer.....

Warri haaaa dis one na jungle o everybody there dey act senseless most times girls r hustlers n guys na guymen...I like warri o everyone na sharp men

I don taya for all dis trekkin updates...now woman with baby dey trek ain't this madness...remain 80 year old woman to trek to aso rock....nonsense

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Which kind nonsense be all this trekers own..na wa o....i am tired of all these lies

LeSudAfricaine:
Firstly i killed no person, Secondly very few people died, and lastly your Boko Haram kjills people like animals

Boko Haram is not myne it's a terrorist on its own.....while ordinary south african just wake up and kill their fellow humans just for jealous sake...see the two different..!oko Haram ain't in all region of nigeria...they r in the core north dry area and infact most pple. in lagos n other regions ain't affected by their attacks...but u south africans acted so shameful. well let's call this discussion an end...cos I feel it ain't ur fault brov if not for some fools and ignoramus local bred SA folks..bye

Juvante:
A philosopher once quipped " wise people talk because they have something to say and fools talk because they have to say something".
Did you read the thread's title?

U r a fool who cares about the food

denkyw:
Absolutely nothing, dem gals gat no other thing to offer in a relationship than sex, so what other thing can a guy gain from dem?, i say a big nothing!! They are useless

Thank you, you nailed it....as for me I de bang anyone I catch o..any one wey dey play waste time or smartness I leave dem behind...and I de bang olosho weller sef