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Wow what epic adventure u got here, pls do carry on cos am truly enjoying myself here

SmartestPopQUEEN:
Pls peeps! I need a perfect name for two of my upcomming characters. They are a the photocopied type of Twins. Pls, give me a Twins female names. D names should b more of a foreigner. Thankz.
One love.

Well i came up with a few names of my own, e.g Mary n Marble, Priscilia n Stephanie, Rose n Joy, Ruth n Martha, Kristina n Loveth, Gift n Sarah etc etc etc..........

Nice! Cos nw u got my attention n plsss, if u look out ur window 2 c me standing there, pls do remember that my name is "All of them", n since all of them r right here expecting ur next update, plsss! Do not disappoint.

All the bad belle's in the house SHUT THE FUCKUP b4 i bulala ur bombom's. Shebi unah 1 turn all the anticipation n suspense of this story into "I told u so" or "My prediction or Assumption r correct". That is ern! If unah make me vex nw nw so, i go just cease unah phone's sharp sharp. Angelsss abeg continue from were u stop jahray

Wow! Strange things r happening, 2 episodes in a day, then i must still b dreaming, pssh aarh! Jesus, i just punched myself, o my goshh! Look at zobo dripping off my mouth, dis is definitely no dream menh or am i mad? No, definitely not!

Ok nah ride on i dey ur side

Habah! Oga solo, nw u r looking 4 my trouble o because what u just did nw is like cooking a very delicious n palatable food n then giving some1 who is very hungry the aroma 2 perceive. But don't worry, i would soon show u were my trouble is hiding.

Oboy c action movie, my oga abeg com continue from were u stop b4 anxiety go kill me ontop of the chair i the sidon o

bishopkay:
It will be a sin to chop, clean mouth and run away.

Tnx for the update @ op u are just too much and I'm feeling this story!!

I CONCUR

sammyendowed:
Happy birthday My Solomon, wishing you long life and prosperity, hope u will give to us a lengthy update to celebrate your birthday. Enjoy ur day.

Sammyendowed, u sure say u well atall or english don dey worry u 4 head were go make u come the use the phrase "My Solomon" because i blief sa nah only im mama n gf get the right 2 use those 2 words. Abeg make i 4 nor d make noise 2 much, happy birthday oga solo n i wish u all the good things were life get 2 offer, n many more wonderful yrs 2 come, hav a nice time celebrating.

No shaking, ride on cos am right bhind u

jephthal:
olivertwist,my hunger needs to be quenched with another update before i turn someone.

Abobby, if hunger the worry u just catch am, hole am, drag am, enter inside ur mama kichen go soak garri throw am inside ur belle make person hear word 4 dis house jarray. But criously we need new n long updates 4 dis house o (House of Solomon) if not E GO RED O! N besides, unah c say nah "s" wey i add 4 update, in other words, nah plenty episodes wey i 1 c n not as usually(1 episode).

No long tinz but just carry on with ur updates though because atall atall nah im bad pass

ANGELSSS! ANGELSSS! ANGELSSS! Hw many times were i call u so, abeg as u the waka com my side no just fear because ur safe 4 my side, i just the call u 2 tell u say dis work of art were ur brain still the craft get distraction issues because the small time wey i Say make i take read this ur new updates, my superbly garnished pot of afang soup were i put 4 fire make e warm small make 1 take blow hot eba use dat same time take dry finish o.
So nw i com the wonder, amongst the 2 culprits that is; me were bin the read ur story at the wrong time n u were com update ur story at a wrong time, who the at fault because if my mama show 4 house nw nw E GO RED!

Well i know a good story when i c 1 n sure enough dis story actually pretty well did a good job here in gaining my attention n making me very anxious n expectant 4 more thrilling episodes 2 come but if i must say, the way n manner in which u ended dis story really wasn't amusing atall because it actually killed all my unexpected expectations(thrills, anxiety,unfathomed outcomes, etc) 4 dis story. But then am sincerely hoping u improve on those factors 4 a better outcome next time.

Wow! What a heart touching, liver damaging, mind recking n brain storming story(all that 1 nah english). N Angelsss, nw dat u hav finally gotten my attention, make sure u keep me glue 2 dis epic writeup of urs with regular updates all else E GO HAPPEN O!

Finally! Somthing 2 look 4ward 2, expecting more update though

Welll thanks 4 the update because like them say, "Atall atall nah im bad pass", wishing all the best though.

No problem boss, u can take ur time but make it count ok!

Jjagz jjagz jjagz! Hw many times have i called u so, fine! Nah who n who approve ur leave of absent because as 1 of board members of Nairaland, i cann't remember ever issuing out, approving or signing any 1 week leave of absent 2 any1 or worse more 2 u especially as u still have a major project(block buster story) at hand. So if u must know, the citizens of dis country are all clamouring for the continuation of ur project oo!

Am beginning 2 wonder who n who is in charge of issuing out a leave of absence 2 all the great writers of Nairaland because the rate at which all the block buster stories r moving on a slow-mo is very annoying, but anyway, this my email account: Sirnrex@gmail.com
pls remember me in paradise ;DAm beginning 2 wonder who n who is in charge of issuing out a leave of absence 2 all the great writers of Nairaland because the rate at which all the block buster stories r moving on a slow-mo is very annoying, but anyway, this my email account: Sirnrex@gmail.com
pls remember me in paradise winks.

Ok! Nw u have succeeded in gaining my attention n i hope u would not stop there but continue with regular update because if i may say, u have got quite a story going hear, pls carry on cos am right behind u.

Ooh my! Time 4 world war iii

Sawsong o, mbok Carry on am really enjoying dis story

On a criouz note no, on a criouz textbook am really really!! Enjoying this story. 2 my fellow crossriverian n writer of dis story or should i say, novel "more grease 2 ur elbow, more ink 2 ur pen, more inspiration 2 ur aspiration n many more wishes i couldn't think of right nw". But conclusively, have a wonderful weekend n happy Easter 2 u.

Chai!! U no try atall, so after u don finally pursue sleep commot 4 my eyes, u come live me half way unsatisfied bah? No worry, e go b after i don sue u 2 court 4 upstructing of a well deserved sleep n the noncompletion of ur multi-million dollar project that is of great importance 2 me n the family of nairaland users.

My my! Am really beginning 2 enjoy reading dis work of art called a story. Thumbs up 2 the writer of dis story 4 a job well done.