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Never wanted to waste my mb on this shit but niccur....we know this jigolo...shit when we see one..wake n hustle cos when that house rent expires n she ain't got money,u n trabl

Hilarious!!!! If everyone could come up with their stories mehn

kowalsky:
wtf!!!

what kind of sorcery is this

exactly,am B and it says a lot about me...damn!!!!!!

Florblu:
They just waste that dick. It might even be a big and we'll functioning one.

Unlike the dilapidated wire-like Tokunbo Nigerians are flaunting all over

from the name of the doctor, its obvious it's Chinese and they have penis half the size of my pinkie finger

I would like a conjugal visitation

Take ur enemy with u so that the ritualist will have two heads for their sacrifice

brightfuture17:
why do you still have faith in God after all that happened to you?

things happen to us everyday,good or bad such is life n the choice we made... it's a lot more easier with God than any other

Something doesn't sound right here....the mother of the child is worried and then she told her cousin who is ur friend to tell u so that u will post it on nairaland......Hmmmmmm....i smell a rat, a dead Stinking one

Is that the example u want to give to your younger ones? It's a scar that never heals yes,i lost my dad 20 years ago,i was just 13, and my mum 10 years ago...but am still here....man up homie...God's blessings on d way

Which parent will not be happy that they sent their daughter off to marriage a virgin? The trend gets worse by the day,there was a time when virgins held their heads up high...hold ur head higher n don't even reason it although even me,can't date a virgin, my reasons if u wanna know,pm me

BigSarah:
So there's this guy in my department looks so much like my primary school sweetheart who passed away .
Anytime I see him I get so drawn to him.. I'm a really shy person like nervous, Sweating,heartracing kinda shy, only around him though.
So I took his number off my department group chat and started sending him all sort of texts and he replied back well for the first 3days but he kept saying that I should tell him who I'm (I didn't use my number got a new line, just for that purpose). As of Yesterday He Sent me this mean text

.Mtchew.... Wtf
Sarah or whatever ur name is, dont call nor text me again
Who cares abt who u are.
Let's dis be the last time u call and text me..
To hell with u, mtchew ..

I didnt call him throughout that day, but I called today he still asked who is dis, I ignored the question then he hanged up.
What do I do now? Telling him it's me is gonna be so embarrassing to me I've poored out my heart shamelessly in those texts and it'll be horrible if he ends up not dating me after the revelation.
I don't wanna miss him please Tips

lol!! Am lolling cos u get mouth oooo...it's actually good to stand for yourself any day any time..u look young but my advise is, if u feel what you feel and you don't make it known to him? How would he then know what u feel? Go right ahead and tell him, what's the worst that would happen? Forget those crap about a boy must ask a girl out...

There r a million n one things besides sex with a girl.... one, she has to be very open and willing to try new things. She has to have a good sense of reasoning. She has to be vast in all aspects when it comes to holding a healthy conversation. Travel to short distance place to explore....the list goes on

KelvinCX:
no let hin head swell

all join ooooh

KelvinCX:
coming from someone with her bosoms out on dp.

but realistically, those bosoms are blossom

TDonald:
RAINBOW KISS

a straight couple performs 69 while the girl is on her period. The guy "releases" and she keeps it in her mouth. The couple then kisses/makes out and the two colors (sperm and period blood) mix together creating a rainbow color.

damn!!!! Hyper gross

Wow!! I can't believe I read a rainbow poem and it actually made sense...wow!!! But come on dude,this is not a part of our culture n even in the animal kingdom....una see am now,monkey sef don begin vex

Barzinime:
Whats so special in your mention? Is your mention Bugatti that jumping into is so special..

Berra be careful cos im not feeling well this morning o

is the beef on yet?

phrezzz:
5NK5B38I Goodluck

bet9ja or? It not found on bet9ja

Non refrigerated

There is no need pleasing the masses about the cause of his death but if the masses is ur concern, use autopsy to tell them...am sure if still works

Oh God help us, that is a death trap oooo pls don't even dare use that...

640

adajoe555:
which girl will do that, just visiting for the first time then sex?

I wonder

sex is meant to be mutually spontaneous...sometimes you don't have to sit an plan when and where....when the feeling n craving comes, wise we respond to it in a civilized manner tho

I don't know if you are truly a lady and in your early 20's too....that age is normal to be sexually hyperactive because the secretion of adrenaline tends to be higher and for one that is not exercise active, will channel it elsewhere

DONADAMS:
since there's no paper and pen again...please be wise!

U rendering insults already...narrating it says...how do u narrate something pls?

Person without tongue narrating the story....hmmmmm

Maybe she is working in dining table company where they dress tables

Amarabae:
We africans should stop hypocritical when discussing sexual issues as adults,
tho she was looking for attention

we are embodied by myopic mentality and the worse of it is the lack of zeal to learn what we don't know.

sekxy:
ewoo nwannem nwoke arim mma oo

ezigbo..nmanu ri....onakwa agala?....are u in owerri at the moment?