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Preshieben:

You people will not kill me

lol fine geh like U....U cannur die oooo

Ghostnick:
okay but that's the type I like bro

all the best for u

oh wow!!!! very cute and unique.... this one be say , papa I have come....no one can take me away from y'all...God give your parents better money make dem show U say U dey priceless

such a fine girl with manageable body n possibly a bright future ....I hope this doesn't affect her in any way in the future.... in as much as I enjoyed how you handled the game .....

dayoige:
There are serviceable information on what men ought to do after sex. Many men tend to loose interest for there partner after sex which is demoralizes the female partner or spouse in a relationship.

To score high in your partner’s eyes and stand a chance of getting lucky again, below is a cheat sheet of these post-coital no-nos you need to drop asap.

1. Fall Asleep Immediately
While this annoying habit can be avoided, it is not always the case because it extends to a chemical reaction.

Orgasm releases a cocktail of chemicals that often work as a mega dose of piriton. Then again sex often takes place around bedtime, in bed, and after exerting themselves after a long day it is natural their body will want to rest.

That however should not always be the case. Build some energy and get your partner a late drink or find something you can both enjoy.

2. Turning On The TV
While it may sound like no big deal the truth is, it is. Turning on the TV or picking up your phone will leave your partner feeling abandoned and make her feel unimportant to you.

According to Certified Sex Therapist and Advanced Imago Relationship Therapist Deborah Fox, by having sex with you, a woman has made herself vulnerable. If you disconnect, you’ll leave her feeling unsafe and insecure.

3. Showering Immediately
Not everyone enjoys the sweaty, sticky, smelly aspect of sex which is very understandable, and some people will scurry off to the bathroom to wash up immediately after.

While there are some very good reasons why you should shower after sex, do not be in a hurry to do so. You will give her the impression that you’re washing her off. Linger for a while, hold a conversation, give her a massage etc.

This will give her a clear message that you love all of her and you’re not in a rush to wash it all away.

4. Asking Her To Leave

Nothing comes close to the humiliation a woman feels after a wild session with a stranger or partner who then asks her to leave after the deed is done.

Maybe you have an early morning or your bed isn’t fit for two people to share and sleep comfortably. Those are legit reasons.

What isn’t funny is informing your partner that a sleepover is not on the cards only after you’ve had sex. She will feel like a worthless piece of paper.

5. Become Physically Distant
If you become distant your partner will notice. Staying connected is very important to a woman according to sex therapist, Deborah Fox.

If you don’t touch, cuddle or say complimentary things to her, she’s likely to withdraw. Sex isn’t an event for her that ends in orgasm and it shouldn’t be for you either.

Source : https://www.drumhour.com/5-things-a-man-must-never-do-after-sex-no-4-is-very-bad/

for what na? d show never finish na ....

Ghostnick:
This is not for 2seconds people, it's for the real men who can hold their ground.I know I can handle and control my zone well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydRf8Ljur8U if you like the video subscribe to the channel cos there are a lot of videos to watch

those chicks no make na

ZINIBANKS:
Do you know why most Nigerians are poor? we don't think of how to make money
All we think of is just sex
When those white gather
Watch them very closely their talks is always on how to improve,restructure,build,or make cash
But here in Nigeria is not like that
We will be emphasiszing on how the structure of the pussy look like even arguing on it

even if they talked sex,not as much as us tho.....but come on ...with the assets God gave us, who knows if that's why we exist....just saying

God na U I dey beg.... as a Nigerian, it's supposed to be automatic passage to heaven ....cos I cannur suffer here and still end up in hell....

czarr:
A dead 52 year old chain smoker who volunteered to donate his organs after death....ofcourse the doctors cannot use his lungs..

*The second is a picture of a healthy pink lungs...Baba God hope my lungs go still pink even if na light brown abeg, i no smoke again o

He died of lung cancer....Smoking kills.

the amount of carbon we inhale everyday on the streets of Nigeria is enough to roast our lungs....we are all smokers either in first hand or second hand

okomile:
Mine was on the train years ago.
I had to join the train at 6.15am fr Shogunle to ebute metta early in the morning.

The train is usually crowded with no light.

I got down at ebute metta and had sperm at the back of my dress

So embarrassing as it was the around 7am

Wish I knew when it happened, would have beaten the guy

oooooohhhh oh dear that's bad

Descorts:
We started as friends.... we were so close she could do anything for me and I could do anything for her...
she had a boyfriend who was a serial cheat and treated her like trash , it got to a point they broke up he left.. she was heartbroken...
I gave her my shoulders to lean on... i was there for her throughout those turbulent times and made sure she was never sad again..
she moved on.. 2 months on we started dating, it was all fun and rosy, I'm not the type to fall deeply in love or should I say, women don't tickle my fantasy, I'd rather be with my goons than be with any girl..
but this girl came into my life and I don't know what she did to me to make me so in love with her... I loved her, she loved me it was a heaven made match and a relationship anyone would wish for, on my birthday she got me a really expensive gift and I fell even more for her....
3 months on, her birthday was close and I was planning to make it special for her... then I heard her ex came back in town, I wasn't troubled, "she loves me so much and she wont bat an eyelid for him anymore" I thought....
And then it happened.. she left me, she left me for her ex who came back for her... I heard from a reliable source that before he came back, they'd been communicating online and the guy told her he's coming to take her back... and he did take her from me.....

I am broken.....
I shall rise again in no time, and when I rise... I AM GOING TO BE A HEARTLESS MONSTER.
These hoes... non virgins or virgins, young or old... I shall toy with their emotions and break them....

GAME ON

didn't we all think like this during our first heartbreak?¿ ofcos it's a norm . ..life is all stages

Albertone:
Yeah

Which battle ahead?

hehehehehe

Haba this gal carry this thing reach this level? no be she dey the bathroom oooo when the ceiling fall....now she is saying she considered taking her bath.... lemme call landlord first

Preshieben:
yes I am
I do control my turn-on
Is that a case

ah? no let rainy season thunder locate somburry rai now

Albertone:
If you mean sexual turn on then, I get erect every time i smoke

weed I guess ...right ? your mind has been designed for the battle ahead....

Dangrace01:
I noticed some white guys do pays black guys to fuk their wives. After everything the white husband and white wife still live happily together.

With the rate of moral decadence on our society. Do you see Nigerians getting to that point.

These thoughts came about while reading this fling thread on nairaland

Share your thoughts. Do that white guy really love the wife to allow such in his presence?

I asked this question because I noticed black men don't condone cheating of any form.

the things is, sex being an integral part of most ,if not all relationships,one does everything to keep it going ....the whites due to their poor endowment know they can't do much in that department especially when U marry a woman who you know likes to hump every minute ...so in order to stay married maybe due to personal gains, they sought for any possible remedy to save d marriage ...so yea I guess thr is still love

stevmatt15:
I have decided to believe any thing unbelievable from the day I heard that snake swallowed 5 million Naira in Jamb office.

35 Milli pls

his reset button

SarkinYarki:
The Name of the vessel was JASCON 4 owned by WAV then it's a true story I remember the rescue effort

he must be of the marine world then hehe

proffemi:
NCDC may have their issues, but you do realize that people crying wolf like you are part of the problem, don't you?
I heard an unsubstantiated report that well over 50 % of calls and messages to NCDC are spam calls or people "trying to sure they are what they claim".
Please leave them alone, let them do their work to the extent possible.

thank, pls do heed to this ,it will save more lives

Atikuorbuhari:
In 2013, Harrison Okene a Nigerian man spent 60 hours underwater, in total darkness, after his vessel capsized 20 miles off the coast of Nigeria and sunk to the bottom of the sea. He was discovered alive by divers sent to recover dead bodies.

Source: https://www.musictori.com/2020/04/meet-man-who-spent-60-hours-under-water.html

which vessel him carry off which coast of Nigeria I smell fishy fishy here

Ochuksbaba:

Actually I blame Adam for the early deaths of men ,,he should not have started the concept of marriage in the first place.
He should have made Eve a babymama not a wife
That way humans would have lived like Tigers ( who live quiet lives in isolation ,they only come together when they wanna mate)
and not like a pride of lions,whose males die protecting the pride of female lions

I love animals but never knew this about tigers ....wow am a tiger hahahahaha

EdoBoy90:
There will be a lot of jobs in US, Canada, Europe, UK, and other parts of the world after Covid- 19.

A new world will set in.

share your experience and thoughts after Covid- 19

what if it was actually them now coming over to inherit the remnants of what covid has left for em

Lostz:
But some people life worst pass that 6ft since them come this world

yes we live in serious hard times

you don ever see person wey die dem dig 20ft because of too much money?? small boy na 6 ft for all

we'll all die from one thing someday... rip to the dead

could be filariasis or one of this change of water shit.... get antibiotics and medicated soap.... try medisoft soap

old musician.... you know the sentence why talk many

mazi ihe a bu oshimiri ata ata ....it never runs dry

that's my problem, why would the poor Rob the bloody poor or striving too....why don't they advance

where is the star? porn I can manage but star hmmmmmm

Meeyankee:
You wan make the guy kill women for compound?

lol you know we pretend alot .....that's what the neighbours all want