₦airaland Forum

murphyibiam15:
I only told u the positions more common to sustain the penile fracture ..

yeah I didn't dispute u either bro ... thanks anyway for stating them tho

teejaymmm:
He is entitled till death.....

thanks for the reply bro

madridsta007:
When you travel there and actually live there instead of living in Lagos and expect an appointment from Enugu State.
Doesnt work like that sir.
That man who has been appointed speaks Hausa, has invested in Gombe State and has engaged in philantrophic gestures in Gombe and is a personal friend to the Gombe State governor. Have you done all these?

guy u re wrong anybody can be appointed without all what you listed up there... was Dr ngozi invested in South Africa or lived there that South Africa wanted to make her their head of something...as long you have all the top-notch educational and political Experience to perform u can be appointed by any governor who deem it fit to appoint u... they have the constitutional power to do so.

onoja12:
Our igbo brothers when are we going to start getting appointment given to other ethnic groups in your states.

the day e go happen I will be so surprise, people that they can't give a foot of land space to u or allow u plug a mango in their compound as a stranger nahim u dey expect a political appointment from them ? dream on bro dream on

murphyibiam15:
It does happen.. We once managed a case of penile fracture too.. The girlfriend was rigorously pounding her life away only to miss the last landing .. Guy man fractured his penis, that can be so painful.

Avoid cowgirl and doggy.. They're the highest culprit

i am not a Dr or something but bro I disagree with that avoid cowgirl and doggy part , as long you don't thrust faster and harder you are good to go with any sex style , and if u must thrust faster then be mindful of not thrusting faster and ur dick pops out from the V. my view tho

heendrix:
But is an Ex President still entitled to a presidential jets fleet?

exactly the question I wanted to ask.. I hope someone with better info can share for us to know as well

gasparpisciotta:
In this situation, you will thank that angel that sent you to Nigeria.

hahahahhaha funny u bro

Stewart883:
It's just my opinion. A Dubai Return ticket presently is about N477,000. It would be wise to postpone travel till later.

which airline and class is that bro ?

Righteousness89:
For me the greatest player is Nigeria's little Messi! I have forgotten his name!

That our under 17 guy!

let me help u his name is Stanley okoro.... lol

Follygunners:
Gullible 9ja youths would still watch dis nonsense...

and still use their hard earn airtime to vote severally enriching the show owner . smh

chiiraq802:
It weeeee still end in tears

is that what you wish yourself ?

Kingchineme6:
my brother they won't understand. I was advising one of my friend not to come here,since that time he pick offense.

He no longer chat me, call or even reply my messages. They thought that UAE is a hussling country but I wish they will understand and not fall a victim like me.

please can you narrate how you fell a victim and victim of what in particular... please share us your experience

Baloranking:


Eye don tear, nobody wants to be committed to anything as they feel it's slavery.

Pride this is the major reason for failed marriages this days people can't just put their pride oneside and work on their relationship.

Entitlement for Nigerian girls,they want the whole world but can't bring anything to the table.

Not to even talk about the amount of brideprice these days, plus the girl demanding an expensive wedding after giving her all that she start nagging 2years into the marriage

The rate of cheating this days is too much, someone knows someone that knows someone,that has bleeped your girlfriend or boyfriend.

Omo to marry for naija na suffer as a man it should be in your top 5 prayer points to leave this shit hole,get a life and a better wife so you can enjoy your future.

what more can I say when you have said it all ...nice one bro ���

Tottenham will win

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Nice one
Greatest of all time
I thought penaldo was far behind Lionel Messi




















Not until i watched Lionel Messi third goal against real betis
Then i realize i was hundred percent correct
And to all those pussy asss niggarrrs that keep saying Messi should leave Spanish league or rather leave Barcelona to show he is really good

As a real niggarrr. I keep on telling them what about they asked thier mother to leave thier father for another man and get pregnant for that man to show she is really fertile
Because how can a reasonable person be questioning the versatility of Lionel Messi when he dey obvious say messi don single handedly raped and fuckkked all clubs on planet earth before

you really get energy to dey answer such people bro...

ebecode:
I'm sorry if you feel offended bro. Nobody is stalking you infact I wasn't particularly referring to you....just responding based on the experience of someone I know who is travelling soon. You have the right to ask any questions if you don't understand something... Peace

good morning bro , myself I was surprise felt like I was been stalked , thanks bro so how far do you have any info about Dubai visa holders...I mean what do you think will be there fate ? please share me that your friend experience , is he or she heading to UAE ?

VirginSearcher:
They should free him to enjoy his money

i am double sure you are not okay

ebecode:
Presently,their visa is still very much valid until the end of the year 2020. Some people booked ticket before the lockdown and they will still travel. My advise is if ure going to any new country u must have a PLAN, everyone's opinion is different so stop looking for validation of opinions from people all the time because everyone's story is different.

are you stalking me online sir? they say if you don't know something you ask... I believe haven't done bad by asking people what they think might happen to their visa holders before the pandemic? please I beg even you too if you have a better or first hand info pls share. ofcos who says I don't have plans ? good evening bro

Ope4Christ:
Wait for UAE government directives on it.

But based on the increasing crimes committed lately by Africans in UAE, we are hearing there might be change in the process of issuance of visas to Africans. It will definitely not be as easy as it used to be.

Wait Till Then...

thanks bro I appreciate you for taking your time to answer me.. I was confused initially cos haven't heard anything concerning people holding their visa prior to this pandemic.

Ope4Christ:
No.

The Visa should cost you around 90k
Return ticket between 280 to 350k
Your upkeep for one week 100 to 200k depending on type of accommodation(hotel or private bed space), feeding, transportation, tourist's attractions you want to visit etc.

please what do you think is the fate of people holding Dubai visa before this pandemic made them suspensed it prior to even traveling down . I have their visa that's why I am asking. please do you know ?

Adejoncy01:
I saw a news earlier which the director of NIMC was saying less than 100 million Nigerians have any means of identity.

Now, my issue is, have they issued ID cards to the ones who have registered for it?

I've registered for the National ID card for not less than 3 good years without my ID card.
This is an era where banks give ATM cards instantly. What stop NIMC from emulating them.

Someone should tell NIMC that we need our National ID card!

yours is just three years ago? I enrolled either 2013 or 2014 can't really remember again .... well I bother less since I have int'l passport which is the height of id for any national. if they like they share am if they also like make they no share am na them sabi jor....

#sadcase

okay

Shezkid01:
A wise man said
Get the certificate and hustle like a drop out in Nigeria

then why get the cert if hustling like a dropout can get u rich without the cert.... the time to get the cert use it to get richer then .... most men on suits work for the man on jeans. so fucck the cert if u can make it without it .... all u need is just to read, write and understand. good afternoon

awesome

juvewalex:
We can't do Jack about it , we be mugu I swear .

e dey pain me ehn say we be mumu to outsiders in this country milking us like multichoice MTN etc

Lifedonor:
I will have to go straight to the point.

The lockdown due to covid 19 made my girl friend and I bond even closer to the extent she practically was almost living with me. She only leave my place to her house (not too far from mine) just to change her clothes or her other items as the case maybe.
Sometime along the line I fell ill and she was very much helpful.

Fast forward to early May, I discovered she had become too glued to her phone. We would be seeing a movie on TV and her phone will be with her (chatting) at a point I complained. This got worse to the extent that when I wake up in the night say 1AM this girl is still up charting.

Two days ago I went to the hospital for my final check up and I left with the keys since she wasn't around when I left the house. When I got back I found her small Nokia phone on the table and I decided to go through it.

The messages I found there are things I won't want to talk about but the major one that promoted this thread is that I saw a message from her choir member telling her that he is on his way to church already and that she should come fast before the program starts so they can meet. I went through his previous messages with her and lo and behold they have been dating for a month now.

Guys when she got back I threatened fire and brimstone and booommm! The confession.
They usually meet an hour before choir practises and they went behind the church towards the generator house to kiss touch and romance that was the reason she always left the house so Early.

Do you guys know that we had a very good sex that same day she left to the church to kiss this guy. Do you know she bathed in my house, she used my deodorant, she ate my food and wore the clothes I bought for her. Apparently she kissed and romanced two guys in less than 3hrs.

This is the second time she is cheating on me. I know quite sure there could be more but this is the only one she agreed to may be cos there was a text evidence.

She has been pleading and begging. But if she could do this even in the church and on a day I was in the hospital ... I am thinking of quitting. Pls advise me

She is 22 in her finals the guy is 25 same university (I live in a university town)

I have met her parents and I have verbally told her that I would marry her. If not for the way 2020 turned out I wanted settling down November this year. We have dated for 2yrs

She even spoke to my mom in the morning of the same day.

as a guy the biggest mistake you could ever do is trusting most Nigeria nowadays girls... taaaah liabilities them

Kekereekun123:
Them don come again

lol exactly what I wanted to say but no need again .. thanks bro

yusufobinna1:
This country is worse,I can't die for a country like Nigeria.

when you are not mad bro , as I dey like this I ready to deny nigeria if any country give me their passport even if na Benin Republic

ignis:
Army dey insult Army.
BTW, the person making the video don't look like Army.

how can a person look like army , I believe soldier u meant to say right ?

okay o