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sexy glow: Manners in every country are different; what is polite in China or Thailand may not be polite in the USA, Australia, UK, Germany, France, Canada, Nigeria or New Zealand. There are however basic rules you can follow and still fit in anywhere in the world.

Below are the basic rules you must follow while you dine:

1. Put the napkin on your lap.

2. Wait until everyone has been served to begin eating.

3. Everyone begins eating at the same time.

4. Do not make sounds when eating.

5. Sit up straight at the table and bring the food to your mouth: do not lean down to your plate.

6. Do not lean on your arm or elbow while eating (as well as before or after eating): you may rest only your hand and wrist on the edge of the table.

7. Try to be friendly with others. If you are a man, you should pay attention to ladies sitting closest to you. Pass the dishes to them, serve them, etc. Equal attention must be paid to children.

8. Hold the knife in your right hand, and fork – in your left hand.

9. Cut large pieces of meat, potatoes and vegetables into bite-size pieces; eat the pieces one at a time.

10. Each time you cut a small piece with the knife, put it into your mouth with a fork.

11. When eating spaghetti, hold your fork in the right hand. Wind the noodles up on your fork: the spaghetti on your fork should be eaten in one bite. It is very impolite to eat half your noodles and allow the other half to fall back on your plate.

12. While eating, remember not to talk with your mouth full of food.

13. When the hostess/host offers you food, give her/him a direct answer; if you refuse the first time, she might not ask you again.

14. At the table, ask others to pass you dishes that are out of your reach. Good _expression to know is: “Please pass me the___________.”

15. When you have finished your meal, place your knife and fork side by side on the plate.

16. Never use toothpick at the table: it is impolite.

17. Before you leave the table, refold your napkin and put it beside your plate.

18. When you are unsure what to do, observe the way your western friends eat in order to avoid mistakes.

Hunga no go gree me follow all this etiquette oooo.. buh Nice tips though

Congratz Swansea... Hope u can take the League and European Cup to Wales Next Season... To Their Coach more Grease to ur Elbow... I just gbadun their Fans...

aproko247: Source: www.aproko247.com/?p=658

Nigerian singer, Lanre Teriba, popularly
known as Atorise, was shot in the leg in
South Africa last week Friday.

MetroNews reported that the gospel
singer was in South Africa with Dele Taiwo
some days back for a Valentine show
tagged ‘Praise Night concert in South
Africa’.

Aproko247 learnt that the concert was
held at West End Theater, G2 Entrance,
Pretoria Show Ground, Pretoria West, on
Friday, February 15.

Trouble started, as Aproko247 gathered,
when some assailants attacked Atorise
shortly after the show ended.

Valuable items like his Blackberry Porch,
Ipad, gold wrist watch and some money
were stolen from him while he got shot in
the leg by the unknown gunmen.

He has since recovered from the wound
sustained from the gunshot after he was
treated at a nearby hospital in Pretoria.

Aproko247 contacted some sources close
to Atorise who confirmed the story to us.

The singer is said to be prepared to
perform on Saturday (today) night at an
event tagged ‘Praise Night 2′ which will
take place at Luli Luli Hotel, Portgieter
street, Pretoria, South Africa, alongside
Dele Taiwo.

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Where are d pictures

@OP She is making money...u cant even make Frontpage...ur yeye dey smellllllllllllllllll

hmmmm...me wan go load my gun for Madrid match...Nonsense

Are you sure this picture is recent? If it is...den WC is heading to DB Records or all this Beef Ish na just marketing strategy...Time will tell sha

clemogus: Credit: http://www.ogusbaba.com/2013/02/have-i-begged-you-for-money-before.html

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http://dailypost.com.ng/blogs/2013/02/22/osaze-vs-keshi-taribo-west-tells-osaze-shut-up-and-focus-on-your-career/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=osaze-vs-keshi-taribo-west-tells-osaze-shut-up-and-focus-on-your-career

Osaze with hin Dirty Mouth/Tweet...buh come to think of it the Guy is kinda of right...Wot are our Football administrator doing about the welfare of our footballers? Asking via MTN Crappy Network

If i wan explain this picture...na one die hard fan boy(PETER PSQUARE) Posing with oyinbo superstar (DRAKE)... Me no downgrade am oooo..buh na me see d picture....

AMINSCO: 1st to comment UGLY

Guy u High ni? Look up mk u see

Our Stars na wakapass for Jand.... Hissing via MTN Crappy Network

This guy is........Searching via MTN Crappy Network

GOD GO BLESS ALL OF WE TOOO.... Praying via MTN Crappy Network

I tot Sarz was his Personal Producer?

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oemmanuel: I just read a post by the information officer of my former school saying 'all prospective corps members for the 2013 batch A are to submit their jamb reg. numbers urgently'. I want to know if you've heard that too. Thanks

Na true o..doze pipu are confused

looking 4 Reno omokri, elrufai , obj, Tinubu, fagshola..i must nak dem akpako...Searching via MTN crappy Network

Instead make hin invest for correct asset wey go bring returns na Liability mk hin gather.... i know say na hin money but wetin dey vex me be say after some years naw hin go come "Who deserve to be a millionaire" come dey beg for donations....I pray his case is not like that sha.... Advising via MTN Crappy Network

VillageBoi: Teehee! You really think filmmaking na pure reality? Hopefully you don't jump off a high-rise building thinking you can really fly like Superman... but if you do you will win a Darwin award. Just watch this and calm yasef down


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhN1STep_zk

Village boy no doubt...Read whats on the Naptip website and WAP'S Claim... Them dey use V.I walkway as Turin, Italy.. The thing over obvious to the extent wey be say my little cuz even talk say this na Naijiria... Fake Oyinbo sef no help matters.... Correcting via MTN Crappy Network

Like Keshi Like Siasa....Comparing Via MTN Crappy Network

He decided to use CNN just because of critics including myself that will always label NTA as PDP/FG propaganda machine... Name one media outlet in Nigeria that does not have its loyalty tilted towards one political party in Nigeria... He just want to be Neutral.. But if the report of paying for interviews is True then he really goofed... They are suppose to even pay him sef for that comedy show he ran on their network....

Clarifying things via MTN Crappy Network

hmmmmmmmmmm....

The long awaited video to K-switch‘s single “Sister Caro” is finally here, this track features his brother and label mate D’banj aka. EJA NLA.

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jmoore: T.A. Orji Is Like Nelson Mandela Says Abia State Commissioner


The Abia state commissioner of information said that T.A. Orji is to Abia state what Nelson Mandela is to South Africa.
He said this on radio describing T.A.Orji as a liberator of the people of Abia state. He blamed the current condition of the state on the former Governor Orji Uzor Kalu and his mother who held the state under spell.
The commissioner said what T.A.Orji is doing now is laying a good foundation for future governors of the state.


Listening to this commissioner comparing T.A.Orji to Mandela was like a big insult to the people of South Africa and those who know the life of Nelson Mandela.
What did T.A.Orji achieve in his first term? F9
Laying good foundation? Everytime a governor comes in he/she will start a new foundation..smh

Abeg today na April 1st?

Togo played 2 win 1 loose 1 Points 3
Nigeria Played 2 Win 0 loose 0 draw 2 point 2... So Mourinho was rite dat its better to loose dan to draw... Proud to be a Togolese

Arrangeeeeeee tinxxxx... My own opinion sha!!

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Okay ooo we don hear... When MayD go bring hin Sure boy bride price for Peter pikin, Aliona... Make sure dat one reach front page too oooo

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Self proclaimed/confessed Boko Haram members got 3 and half years, looters of our commonwealth gets 6-8years... Political bomber gets life... All you GEJ lap dogs any lesson learnt?
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The same problem we have in all sphere in Nigeria.. Blame it on somebody, the President blames our problems on western countries and our coach blames his failure on HayaFOOL and his Cohort..hin forget say hin talk say hin go all out to rout d Zambians (all out means @ least 2 - 0)... As for the Fans, they've lost faith in their team same as their Government so any small mistake na Crucifixion... These boys sef want Success na, abi no be dem go gain pass ni... Abeg cut them some slack and make we rally round dem in this time of Trialz...
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NBC no see all these lewdness when them dey show am for Television oo...