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Donmams: That's great news. All non muslims on NL are invited to join the religion of peace! Islam.

Abeg shay Boko haram and al-Qaeda be Muslims #Justasking

ghana and Mali to Qualify

If Nadal no dey den no real competition!!!

gbadexy: Seems the banning of okadas is justified after all as this type of crime is one of the reasons given for the ban.
I know rugged man is a soji man but he should be careful. He even gave good description of the killer proving he may likely be able to identify him and testify against him if caught.
One can only wonder why this young doctor was killed but I suspect it may just be because of some post in his work place.
People kill for less and many more want to do so without getting caught. Humans are inherently dangerous and its not fear of God that prevent crimes but the fear of getting caught and facing human law.

So the murder was foiled because of the ban of Okada? Our security apparatus is just too porous!!!

Maxwell who?

Nice one...We suppose get some for Africa; Nigeria naw...

I got to know about the NLC during Oshiomole's era, that guy deceived Nigerians to the end... Wetin we gain from that guy was just the Public holiday wey hin dey always declare... Nothing good ever came out from the Strikes and Negotiations wey hin dey do... I was always saying ill-things about him then but my folks will be like "na small pikin dey worry you", but during the Subsidy removal debate wey hin talk dem com see say na "old age na hin dey disturb them den". I weep for the future of Nigeria... Everything na Trial by Error!!!

engineerd: Please can u summarize it Its been a long day!!!

Thats is the reason why Students fail the comprehension part of WASSCE every year..Shiooorrrrrrr

I no blame Elrufai at all... If you check the Auto-correct of hin name (Elrufai) na Failure you go see..So what do you expect from someone like that?

vanstanzy: “The stakes were high enough for Obasanjo to swallow his considerable pride and go to Atiku on bended knees.

“Obasanjo had no problem going down on his knees to beg for what he thought was impossible to obtain any other way.”

“President Obasanjo chose Umaru Yar’Adua whose ill-health, among other challenges, was known already constituted a serious impediment to the possibility of any inspired and energetic leadership. The view of many well-informed Nigerians is that Yar’Adua and his deputy, Goodluck Jonathan, emerged for no other discernable reasons than being ‘weak’ governors sympathetic to the ‘Third Term’ project and therefore handpicked as payback.

Truth don dey comot. But honestly El-rufai, we knew most of this things. Nigerians aint as foolish as u peops in govt think.

Who told Nigerians aint foolish? Maybe na Jamaica u dey live...cos the Nigerians me don come across, dey more than foolish...Thats the reason these Cowards takes us for a ride... Imagine Elrufai spewing rubbish like say hin better...

youngies: In my opinion, El-Rufai has not said anything new.

Is that wot you think or what you know?

I saw the Criminals on TV. If you see as them cross their Hands like say them know say their Government go provoke for their Release...Can that be said of a Nigerian?

They need to sit down and map out modalities to make the Movie Industry work.

are you sure Hope say our Fire fighters dey handy ooh...This Harmattan go loud everytin

Lashawnah: Dear Tonto Dikeh,

I know you feel beautiful this morning! Well, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. For me, you are nowhere near ‘beautiful’. You are just there. But before I tell you what I really want to tell you, I need to tell you something. There is a lady called Adele. She is a singer. She sings. I need to explain what a singer means, because I understand that you have no brain at all. Because I hate sugar-coating, I am hated by a lot of people. You are just like me too. I will understand when people hate you, but, seriously, if you think Igbo men are nosy, then, you are right. That is your opinion and you must protect it.

I am an Igbo man. I will defend myself right now. Back to Adele. I will tell you everything about this young lady who transformed herself into something very beautiful in the eyes of men. I also understand that you don’t know her, but it won’t hurt if I tell you about her now. This is what TIME magazine wrote about her few days ago: “As talented and appealing as she is, few could foresee how utterly dominant Adele would be in 2011: in an era where even the highest-tier musical acts can struggle to move records, her sophomore effort, 21, sold 17 million copies worldwide and spent 16 weeks at the top of the Billboard 200 chart, the longest for any record since 1998's Titanic sound track. Combined with sales of her previous album, 19, Adele has topped the U.K. charts for 21 weeks — a feat matched only by the bands Oasis and Queen.” Tonto nne m, Adele is 23. You are older. She is not worried about her future. You are. She is focused about her music.

You are worried that no Igbo man will marry you after you’ve created yourself into a bamboo stick. Truth is that I don’t know you personally, but you’ve created a strong mystery around yourself. People see you as a soul from hell. They say you’ve sold your soul to the devil. Me, I don’t know where the devil lives, but I think you have. You even went ahead to show us tattoos at your back. I just didn’t understand why you did that. As an Igbo man, I will never marry a woman who has shown the entire world ‘my tattoos.’ It is not good. I am an Igbo man, so I will
need to know who snapped the picture. Maybe, your secret boyfriend? This is the reason why we are bad, abi? Adele doesn’t go around seeking attention. She doesn’t pay anyone to publish pictures of her tattoos. Who knows? She may just have a lot of them. I haven’t seen them. I have seen yours.

There is nothing wrong in you tattooing your entire body, but what is my business with that? Are you not supposed to be an actress? Of course, I understand that you appear in pornographic films now? That is good. At least, you are doing what you know best. But to pick on Igbo men? This is very unacceptable. You insulted a lot of us. This simply shows how unintelligent you are towards anthropology. Men are the same all over the world. Igbo man, Yoruba man, Hausa man. We all treat women in similar ways. We love unconditionally. And we all become nosy when our women start acting like you. If your father is an Igbo man, dearest Tonto Dikeh, you are a monkey. But I will be sorry if you didn’t say that. I only rely on the media, since I don’t know you
personally. If you didn’t say it, Tonto, I am very sorry. I will publicly apologise. Yet, I believe you did, because you do so many things after marijuana. If it’s not good for your brain, stop smoking. Listen to Adele’s Someone Like You and you will feel good.

I don’t look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,
Onyeka Nwelue

Abeg wetin be toto dick-ey address?

Abeg no vex oo .. I just wan ask How I go fit quote sensible post for NairaLand topic

CFCfan: After some self abnegation and immolation, I have come to the conclusion that Senator Oluremi Tinubu is the best person to occupy the Lagos state Governor's seat, come May 29, 2015.

Though she hasn't made significant contributions to Senate debates, her poise, charm, charity causes and her excellent political skills makes her frontrunner in d race to succeed the indefatigable Governor Fashola.

If she eventually decides to run for the office, be rest assured that She would become the first elected female governor in Nigeria. She would definitely continue from where Fashola stopped, ramping up the efforts to turn Lagos into the economic capital of Africa. The ACN machine is still a colossus in Lagos, nay the Southwest.

badotelli is just a lonely kid that needs some real tutor..not this wrong model of a coach

Omo see intimidation!!! Choi to sabi blow grammar good oo

DANILSA: BROS NO FIGHT ME NAA< NA PLAY I DE PLAY> OYA COME MAKE WE DANCE TONTO SONG

You just took that outta my mouth.. We can copy in this kuntiry..we go come dey form biggest ontop sef..

cap28: nigerians forever copying anything they see in the west.

is this necessary?

You just that outta my mouth.. We can copy in this kuntiry..we go come dey form biggest ontop sef..

cap28: nigerians forever copying anything they see in the west.

is this necessary?

same here oo.. Sometimes i wonder if this is the same nairaland i use to visit as a guest

50calibre: You are absolutely right! The reason I joined this forum was because when I used to visit as just a visitor, I was impressed with the level of maturity and co-ordination I saw that I decieded to be a member.

Things seem to be going downhill day after day

Bros shay no b Norway again??

ezeagu: What should an African writer care more about, spreading his message and his history and his culture around the world for millions to see absorb and be influenced by, or being dashed a title by a village committee in Sweden?

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Then they will choose other party/person that really knows about their plight.... Do you want to know our problem? Its because most us are self-centered...If you are not affected then the policy is okay, but when you are affected you cry to high heavens...

alj harem: I indeed pity those poor folks because they do not know what is right or wrong for them. Ban of Okada with or without ACN/FASHOLA IS HERE TO STAY IN LAGOS. I am a PDP man and I can categorically tell you that PDP government would do the same if they do not want to lose as well. In fact this Fashola second term, the only thing worth of praises Fashola did is this ban of Okada. Even likes of Bode George and PDP Lagos chapter cannot fault it, why do you think that is the case ? Or do you think is by accident ?

wetin monkey wan go do 4 market? Banana don finish 4 bush?

ajila03: One day one day monkey go go market e no go return.

The President of Nigeria

Francheezy: plz wh0 iz timaya's br0 ?

Didnt you guys read the post well...SMH For the Future of Nigeria...

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This video is like nothing you've seen before from P Square, they just keep raising up the bar.
The video is fun packed, with fantastic dance steps and highly entertaining.

Surely "P Square is back again"

Video directed by mastery of Clarence Peters and the genius of Jude Engees Okoye.

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Real Madrid forward, Cristiano Ronaldo, was named “The Sexiest Player of the Year” of People magazine and he was the only football player in the top ten.

After all the not so cheering incidence that has been happening to CR7 lately in the game of football, his Club, Real Madrid are eight points behind the table leaders Barcelona, their old rival, on the scoreboard of La Liga and the Portuguese national team got a draw with Gabon in friendly match this week. To make matters worse, Cristiano Ronaldo got an injury in eyebrow bone after an horrible clash with Levante Defender in last league game and he had been suspended to receive treatment for the present.

However, there came good news for Cristiano Ronaldo, who was one of the highly-paid footbell players around the world. In the selection of "The Sexiest Player of the Year" held by American famous People magazine, Cristiano Ronaldo was given the crown from lots of nominees, among which there were the newly champion of US Open Andy Murray, American famous swimmer Ryan Lochte, the star player of Miami Heat in NBA LeBron James and the quarterback of New York Jets Timothy Richard Tebow.

However, the FIFA Ballon d'Or award that will come out soon and am sure that will mean more to Cristiano Ronaldo than this award.

At least before the FIFA Ballon d'Or award comes up, lets savor some of CR7 sexy Pictures...

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/3277/la-liga/2012/11/15/3530513/extra-time-cristiano-ronaldo-voted-sexiest-athlete-of-2012?source=breakingnews

tatosh: You're surely an enemy of progress and you don't want the best for Nigeria. Name someone else that can take us to the promise Land like Fashola

Which Promise Land As for the person to lead ur people.. Can't you lead them abi all your School money na for waste

geeez: Why are these guys so lawless?

You've been restricted from riding on only 452 out of over 9,000 roads. Why on earth is that hard a rule to stick with!?

I think government needs to get firmer

Na lie Government dem dey Lie about the road matta oooo..They are arresting the okada men even on my street in Dolphin Estate... Am not disputing the fact that the policemen might be overzealous but the Government are responsible for their actions.. So the Okada men as human will surely fight for their means of livelihood...