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Jokes Etc › Re: Godwin978, Come Here And Let's Talk by rezzy(op): 5:54pm On Sep 20, 2014
Godwin978: you are insane,but you wont know it,do you think i look like a thiefe?, go and make your cool cash alone, 9 days for a thiefe one day for the owner stick that into you brain, you will regreat all what you are doing to make bloody cash
Why not? From your pix, u look like a cheap thief, as in pick pocket. Even with the pick pocket, poverty is written all over you.

@d bolded, where did u get that from? Abeg go back to school. Olodo rabata
Phones › Re: How Does One Uncover A Hidden Phone Number From Anonymous Callers? by rezzy: 2:07pm On Sep 20, 2014
Omonoba1: is the story finished? you didn't tell us wat happened between u n d local guy during ur service
Funny you, nothing happened after we saw at Sabon gari (kano town) where i went to make my hair. He was even asking me for money to go back to Zaira, that he lost his wallet but trust lagos sharp girl na, i told him it was only money for my hair i brought to town. I no see corper date then na local champion.
Jokes Etc › Re: Godwin978, Come Here And Let's Talk by rezzy(op): 2:03pm On Sep 20, 2014
Godwin978: idiot there is vecancy in my company, come i will employ you BASTARD
Inside your alomo bitters shop, abi where?. Poverty stricken boy. I fear for your future. You better come join my gang to make cool cash, if not na poverty go kill you.
Family › Re: Whats Special About Twins? by rezzy: 12:45am On Sep 20, 2014
People will always stare at them especially wen they are beautiful.
You will be called baba ejima, baba ibeji etc
Phones › Re: How Does One Uncover A Hidden Phone Number From Anonymous Callers? by rezzy: 12:40am On Sep 20, 2014
Asher79: You must be saying that out of experience! Thanks a lot!
Yes oooo. A guy from Benue state started flashing my friend, like 100 flashes in one day. She called MtN, they told her there is nothing they can do about it. One day, the guy called without hiding his number so she decided to call bck, when she called back the guy refused to pick. So she asked me to use one of lines to call the guy. Infact, i started flashing the guy too.

At the end of the matter, we bacame friends, so when i went to Kano to serve, he came to visit me. He is one kind local boy like dat, that just dials any number and start flashing people.
Phones › Re: How Does One Uncover A Hidden Phone Number From Anonymous Callers? by rezzy: 12:24am On Sep 20, 2014
Asher79: Thanks a lot. I'll try that.
Dear, dont bother calling them,, they wont give u the person's number. You will asked to get police report
Phones › Re: Free!!!..free!!!! , Free Recharge Card Pins... Sceptical.... Dive In..... by rezzy: 11:14am On Sep 19, 2014
Ok,, let me follow so that i will be sure. When are u posting the next one @mrgoodybag
Jokes Etc › Re: Godwin978, Come Here And Let's Talk by rezzy(op):
Godwin978: thunder will strike you to death,jobles agbero are you tired? your father was killed for stealing pant, your own death will be shamful than that of your ANIMAL[father]
Why are you just replying? You are asking me whether i'm tired. Look at the date i replied you and u are just replying. Abi you no get mb? I knw u always recharge 100#, church rat, i know its not easy. Pele. Alomo bitters seller. Houseboy like you. How is your oga doing? Olodo like you.
Education › Re: Professor Onifade Is Dead!!! (LASU Sports Psychology Lecturer) by rezzy: 12:06pm On Sep 17, 2014
Donfamous: Everybody is good when they die. Rip. Prof
I was thinking same when i was reading the post. True true.

People are so scared to say bad about the dead.
Phones › Re: Airtel Finally Ends 4gb Bis 1+1 Offer by rezzy: 11:52am On Sep 17, 2014
@kaywiluv,
i can sight you, is this your book?
TV/Movies › Re: Indomie Generation Wont Know What These Things Are (+PICTURES) by rezzy: 9:28am On Sep 17, 2014
prof800: I hated it!


Ah!

I was the youngest at home then and my elder ones would ALWAYS ask me to do the rewinding... cry huh!

Those dudes can watch the same movie over again one million times. Then they'll ask prof800 to rewind "Equalizer 2000" and "Hard Way the only way " while watching "evil dead"for the billionth time. Frustrating. angry It made me develop hatred for re-watching movies to this day. angry
I loved this film, can someone still get it in the market?
Education › Re: FG And NMA Agree On September 22nd resumption date for schools!!! by rezzy: 11:26am On Sep 16, 2014
mathss33: GET AIRTEL 20GB @ N-A-I-J-A-F-A-P-P-E-R.C-O-M

GET AIRTEL 20GB @ N-A-I-J-A-F-A-P-P-E-R.C-O-M

GET AIRTEL 20GB @ N-A-I-J-A-F-A-P-P-E-R.C-O-M
Nothing dey that site
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 11:23am On Sep 16, 2014
@amanda6,

Too many loopholes. Last year, you said u were 17 going to 18. This year, u said you will be 17 by August. Now,, today, you said you are 22.

You said you will be through with high school by July 2014. Here, you stated that you ave waited for several years before you finally gained admission.

Is it that you are expecting a baby or you have ovarian cyst?
Education › Re: Throwback: Do You Remember This?! (pic) by rezzy: 10:18pm On Sep 15, 2014
Mutuwa: Do u remember?
Yeap, after eatin the butter, we use the pangolo to make moi'moi
Christianity Etc › Re: People Reportedly Missing In Different Parts Of World Few Minutes Ago: RAPTURE!! by rezzy: 7:31pm On Sep 15, 2014
Vig86: If I hear. If that is true I would have missed since.
For your mind ooooo
Christianity Etc › Re: People Reportedly Missing In Different Parts Of World Few Minutes Ago: RAPTURE!! by rezzy: 7:30pm On Sep 15, 2014
Provided i'm still posting on nairaland, rapture has not taken place
Family › Re: Fairy Tales Our Grand Parents Told Us by rezzy: 6:04am On Sep 15, 2014
Still thinking......
Family › Re: What Was Your Baby's First Word? by rezzy: 6:03am On Sep 15, 2014
Blackchampion: Kaiii! i 4 nearly miss dis FP tins oooo.
@ topic: Have not seen or heard from ma babe snc she was born, d re hiding her from me snc ha birth. ****Sobs****
Go and pay ur wife's bride price naw
Culture › Re: Can You Count From One To A Thousand In Your Local Dialect ? by rezzy: 5:58am On Sep 15, 2014
Jamean: Nah. There are so many variations.
Okay
Food › Re: List Of The Most Expensive Fruits In The World by rezzy: 4:29am On Sep 15, 2014
Jarexxx: 5. Strawberries Arnaud
- Price: $ 1.4 million (one plate)
- Origin: New Orleans, Luiziana
6. Ruby Roman Grapes
- Price: $6,400
- Origin: Japan
7. Dekopon (hybrid of orange and tangerine)
- Price: $ 79 (for 6 pieces)
- Origin: Japan
8. Northern Territory Mangos
- Price: $ 50,000 (12 pieces)
- Origin: Sydney, Australia
After eating all this expensive fruits, will i have eternal life when i die?
Family › Re: Funny Pictures Of Kids And Their Dads by rezzy: 3:53am On Sep 15, 2014
Let me book so that when i have mine, i will come and post
Culture › Re: Can You Count From One To A Thousand In Your Local Dialect ? by rezzy: 11:25pm On Sep 14, 2014
Jamean: I'm not Isoko, I'm Uvwie - Effurun
wow!! That means they have the same counting system
Culture › Re: Can You Count From One To A Thousand In Your Local Dialect ? by rezzy: 8:23pm On Sep 14, 2014
Jamean: 1 - Ovo
2 - Ive
3 - Esa
4 - Ene
5 - .......

undecided NO! So what's at stake?
Isoko girl, pls come finish am. I'm waiting

@kurajordan, you wan blind person eyes?
Forum Games › Re: Test Your Intelligence With These Three Pictures. by rezzy: 2:45pm On Sep 13, 2014
cheesy shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

I think its 8 animals

6 legs

4 sticks
Family › Re: How Do You Address Your Spouse's Elder Brother/sister? by rezzy: 2:21pm On Sep 13, 2014
I call my SIL aunty so so and so becos my husband calls her so. I use my sense to call the younger sister aunty too because i know she is older than i am. But the rest of his younger ones, i call them by their names because he didnt tell me their age
Family › Re: Me And My Little Brother Who Is More Hansom by rezzy: 2:02pm On Sep 13, 2014
libertyfather: Both of you fine, you resemble OBJ while ur bro looks like Taribo West
God! This got me laughing real hard. You wicked sha.
Family › Re: Me And My Little Brother Who Is More Hansom by rezzy: 2:00pm On Sep 13, 2014
I cant say because you both look alike.

But the question should be: who is uglier?

It think its you sha.
Education › Re: Press Statement On Resumption Of Schools In Lagos by rezzy: 12:50pm On Sep 13, 2014
Pasca07: if possible next year august
Next year August? Dem for no even resume again
Jokes Etc › Re: Godwin978, Come Here And Let's Talk by rezzy(op): 12:27pm On Sep 13, 2014
@Godwin978,,
Indeed you live in a mansion in G.R.A.

Alomo bitters seller like you dey claim ajebutter. I knew you were so poor like a church rat.

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