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Jokes EtcRe: Godwin978, Come Here And Let's Talk by rezzy(op):
Godwin978: thunder will strike you to death,jobles agbero are you tired? your father was killed for stealing pant, your own death will be shamful than that of your ANIMAL[father]
Why are you just replying? You are asking me whether i'm tired. Look at the date i replied you and u are just replying. Abi you no get mb? I knw u always recharge 100#, church rat, i know its not easy. Pele. Alomo bitters seller. Houseboy like you. How is your oga doing? Olodo like you.
EducationRe: Professor Onifade Is Dead!!! (LASU Sports Psychology Lecturer) by rezzy: 12:06pm On Sep 17, 2014
Donfamous: Everybody is good when they die. Rip. Prof
I was thinking same when i was reading the post. True true.

People are so scared to say bad about the dead.
PhonesRe: Airtel Finally Ends 4gb Bis 1+1 Offer by rezzy: 11:52am On Sep 17, 2014
@kaywiluv,
i can sight you, is this your book?
TV/MoviesRe: Indomie Generation Wont Know What These Things Are (+PICTURES) by rezzy: 9:28am On Sep 17, 2014
prof800: I hated it!


Ah!

I was the youngest at home then and my elder ones would ALWAYS ask me to do the rewinding... cry huh!

Those dudes can watch the same movie over again one million times. Then they'll ask prof800 to rewind "Equalizer 2000" and "Hard Way the only way " while watching "evil dead"for the billionth time. Frustrating. angry It made me develop hatred for re-watching movies to this day. angry
I loved this film, can someone still get it in the market?
EducationRe: FG And NMA Agree On September 22nd resumption date for schools!!! by rezzy: 11:26am On Sep 16, 2014
mathss33: GET AIRTEL 20GB @ N-A-I-J-A-F-A-P-P-E-R.C-O-M

GET AIRTEL 20GB @ N-A-I-J-A-F-A-P-P-E-R.C-O-M

GET AIRTEL 20GB @ N-A-I-J-A-F-A-P-P-E-R.C-O-M
Nothing dey that site
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 11:23am On Sep 16, 2014
@amanda6,

Too many loopholes. Last year, you said u were 17 going to 18. This year, u said you will be 17 by August. Now,, today, you said you are 22.

You said you will be through with high school by July 2014. Here, you stated that you ave waited for several years before you finally gained admission.

Is it that you are expecting a baby or you have ovarian cyst?
EducationRe: Throwback: Do You Remember This?! (pic) by rezzy: 10:18pm On Sep 15, 2014
Mutuwa: Do u remember?
Yeap, after eatin the butter, we use the pangolo to make moi'moi
Christianity EtcRe: People Reportedly Missing In Different Parts Of World Few Minutes Ago: RAPTURE!! by rezzy: 7:31pm On Sep 15, 2014
Vig86: If I hear. If that is true I would have missed since.
For your mind ooooo
Christianity EtcRe: People Reportedly Missing In Different Parts Of World Few Minutes Ago: RAPTURE!! by rezzy: 7:30pm On Sep 15, 2014
Provided i'm still posting on nairaland, rapture has not taken place
FamilyRe: Fairy Tales Our Grand Parents Told Us by rezzy: 6:04am On Sep 15, 2014
Still thinking......
FamilyRe: What Was Your Baby's First Word? by rezzy: 6:03am On Sep 15, 2014
Blackchampion: Kaiii! i 4 nearly miss dis FP tins oooo.
@ topic: Have not seen or heard from ma babe snc she was born, d re hiding her from me snc ha birth. ****Sobs****
Go and pay ur wife's bride price naw
CultureRe: Can You Count From One To A Thousand In Your Local Dialect ? by rezzy: 5:58am On Sep 15, 2014
Jamean: Nah. There are so many variations.
Okay
FoodRe: List Of The Most Expensive Fruits In The World by rezzy: 4:29am On Sep 15, 2014
Jarexxx: 5. Strawberries Arnaud
- Price: $ 1.4 million (one plate)
- Origin: New Orleans, Luiziana
6. Ruby Roman Grapes
- Price: $6,400
- Origin: Japan
7. Dekopon (hybrid of orange and tangerine)
- Price: $ 79 (for 6 pieces)
- Origin: Japan
8. Northern Territory Mangos
- Price: $ 50,000 (12 pieces)
- Origin: Sydney, Australia
After eating all this expensive fruits, will i have eternal life when i die?
FamilyRe: Funny Pictures Of Kids And Their Dads by rezzy: 3:53am On Sep 15, 2014
Let me book so that when i have mine, i will come and post
CultureRe: Can You Count From One To A Thousand In Your Local Dialect ? by rezzy: 11:25pm On Sep 14, 2014
Jamean: I'm not Isoko, I'm Uvwie - Effurun
wow!! That means they have the same counting system
CultureRe: Can You Count From One To A Thousand In Your Local Dialect ? by rezzy: 8:23pm On Sep 14, 2014
Jamean: 1 - Ovo
2 - Ive
3 - Esa
4 - Ene
5 - .......

undecided NO! So what's at stake?
Isoko girl, pls come finish am. I'm waiting

@kurajordan, you wan blind person eyes?
Forum GamesRe: Test Your Intelligence With These Three Pictures. by rezzy: 2:45pm On Sep 13, 2014
cheesy shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

I think its 8 animals

6 legs

4 sticks
FamilyRe: How Do You Address Your Spouse's Elder Brother/sister? by rezzy: 2:21pm On Sep 13, 2014
I call my SIL aunty so so and so becos my husband calls her so. I use my sense to call the younger sister aunty too because i know she is older than i am. But the rest of his younger ones, i call them by their names because he didnt tell me their age
FamilyRe: Me And My Little Brother Who Is More Hansom by rezzy: 2:02pm On Sep 13, 2014
libertyfather: Both of you fine, you resemble OBJ while ur bro looks like Taribo West
God! This got me laughing real hard. You wicked sha.
FamilyRe: Me And My Little Brother Who Is More Hansom by rezzy: 2:00pm On Sep 13, 2014
I cant say because you both look alike.

But the question should be: who is uglier?

It think its you sha.
EducationRe: Press Statement On Resumption Of Schools In Lagos by rezzy: 12:50pm On Sep 13, 2014
Pasca07: if possible next year august
Next year August? Dem for no even resume again
Jokes EtcRe: Godwin978, Come Here And Let's Talk by rezzy(op): 12:27pm On Sep 13, 2014
@Godwin978,,
Indeed you live in a mansion in G.R.A.

Alomo bitters seller like you dey claim ajebutter. I knew you were so poor like a church rat.
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy: 12:24pm On Sep 13, 2014
Hawlahscho: Rezzy...Rezzy...Rezzy...Rezzy hmmmmm that sounds feminine somehow. I doubt you're a female, (man, young man, guy, boy, old man, girl, young girl, lady, young woman, old woman.) just choose d one you are.
Lady
Jokes EtcRe: Godwin978, Come Here And Let's Talk by rezzy(op): 10:04am On Sep 13, 2014
Godwin978: this will be my last reply,because the way i see are you not normal and you are jobless true,true i was even looking for your contact thank god
I'm sorry, you cant see my contact anywhere. i have 1001 mtn sim. so you can keep flashing. but my main line, uba, you can find it on the internet.

Please, dont be tired. Like i told i'm jobless
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy: 9:49am On Sep 13, 2014
Godwin978: am not like you nah? atleast i have work,which is better than been jobless like you, stop flashing me if you dont want to loss your number BASTARD
My friend go to that new thread i have created let's do the talking there. You will be forced to change your line. Even JIdesm cant do anything about that. I'm sorry.

https://www.nairaland.com/1900892/godwin978-come-here-lets-talk
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy: 9:34am On Sep 13, 2014
Hawlahscho: lwkmd...

rezzy & Godwin978

You guys ehn! moderators cannot handle you again, I need oga seun himself to help me tell the police and get you arrested out of this thread ASAP. Lols.

JideSM abi wetin be that guy name, you no see them? abi you no fit solve their problem ni? Lols

Give that guy his #50 and show him way out. Seize d other guy's phone too to avoid future insults for his partner.

How I wish I ws one of mods, yepa!!!!!!! I for Don dash 2 of una 10 years ban each to go and jolly wt. Lols

On a serious note now, you guys shud pls create one thread and call me abeg, So you can continue, you can post d link of your "to-open" thread self, in case someone else here is interested like me.

NOW! AM SAYING AUTHORITATIVELY THAT YOU GUYS SHUD STOP OR I BEG SIR SEUN TO MAKE ME 5 MINUTES MODERATOR AND U GUYS WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL D STORY.
I have created a thread. Dont mind me, sometimes i can be crazy. What even gave you the impression that im a guy?
Jokes EtcGodwin978, Come Here And Let's Talk by rezzy(op): 9:29am On Sep 13, 2014
@Godwin978,

Im here now, come here and let"s us talk
PhonesRe: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy:
Godwin978: hahahahahahahaha, i never knew you know all your problems, tel me more,jobless boy go out there and look for a work please stop stealing it wont help than taking your life,B!TCH
I can see you selling alomo bitters in your provision store. poverty is even written all over the store. I pity you.

Dont you have credit on your phone?

Let us meet on this new thread. thanks


https://www.nairaland.com/1900892/godwin978-come-here-lets-talk
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 6:15am On Sep 13, 2014
FINA4804: Apart from this one and huggies the others are cheap but you will change frequently which still amount to the same thing, I use huggies except she poo I use three a day and you will never sell water I see diapers all types and I know thd complains I get from various diapers, just choose the one not too expensive for you but still has quality
True talk sha. I will consider what you said so that it doesn't amount to penny wise pound foolosh.
Thanks

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