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Women wrestlers can beat some men ooo.

Infact i have seen a girl that beats the hell out of guys in my area. Her guyname na Uju the warrior.

Amanwulu1: my guy I don't knw what to do wit dat plot. Do u care?

Is it FTC plot?

On his phone: Lv I, Lv II
On my phone: Myme, My Princecharming

Formally, I saved My Princecharming as Mr Yoguort, oooh wen he saw it, he was mad and changed it.

Pray indeed!

See their worwor faces

0955eb027: Which kain tin be dis 1 nah? Abeg make una no try reverse d decision una don make earlier o... Na to collect ma nonsense NYSC cert I dey wait for o come oct 16... Anambra don tire me o

I pray it shouldnt be nonsense to you at last.

Amanwulu1: .

Is this for sale?

@Nkemella

THANKS

DonaTee: *zooms in*
Kpele my dear..massage wit balm n hot water, sleep on a HARD foam/floor (pad it a lil wit a flat foam or blankets) pillows r to support ur legs.
*zooms out*

Welcome ooo, its been long we saw u. Thanks

Just heard this now in the news.
Minister of Health, Onyebuchi says only two Ebola cases are left one in Lagos and the other in PH. So schools can resume anytime from the middle of September.

Nigerians can never keep to their words.

Why didnt u invite us?

Pls oo,, what can i do? My back aches a lot. Im using 4 pillows to sleep yet, i cant have a good sleep both day and night.

Nkemella: @ Aye88 I used Mary the Queen hospital at Egbeda nd dey ar gud bt dt was nt d hospital I used initialy,I was 39wks befor I registerd wit dem

please, where at Egbeda? As in closest busstop. Im using Bee-hess at Akowonjo road but my DH said its too far and he actually encouraged me to use it even when i was complaining that its too far.

Just becos i always complain my this my that, he said i will go sleep in the hospital a week to EDD because he cant be running up and down oo.

agentjude: And neva forget your special food(sex) helps dilated cervix

But my tummy is obstructing him

Google is your friend.

Are you pregnant BTW?

chidimmaaa: Na lie, I dey preserve tomato for fri ge nd nothing dey do am. Who has d tym to always put it out in d sun

The fridge no dey work well

Just did mine. Its for real

500mb for #500.

Thanks

Do u still have mb? Do u accept transfer?

Spray ur bed with insecticide and throw away ur mattress or use hot water, then keep it under the sun for like 2 weeks. The chin chin will all die. That chin can disgrace u oooo. Do something about it fast

God save us.

How does he eat?

Please God, may no womb disease near my unborn children in Jesus name. Amen

@Chiejik, @nkemella congratulations. May God Almighty bless them and give you the strenght to cater for them. Welcome baby boy and girl

From my mum to me: No follow boys oooo. If u ask me for money, if i get, i go give u but if i no get, i will tell u later. (when i just gained admission) and always pray and read ur book

From my mum to my elder sister: As i dey tell u now, u no want to listen, when u go cry, i swear, u no go see who go tell u sorry.

From my mom to our last born: As body dey shack u so, no go follow boys for school ooo (when she just gain admission)

From my mom to my younger brother: As u say u no go go school, when all ur sisters don graduate and make am, i no wan hear say my sisters na witch na dem dey do me.

From my mum to the rest of my sisters: Read ur books and go church (when they gained admission). She was devastated when one of them came back home with 3 months belly ooo. She never believed she will ever do that to her.

And i blamed her because she never gave any advice, all she does was grumbling (as in complaining or should i say mumuring)a day before they will leave for school.

If my real parents are trillonaires, i will acknowledge them but if not, ................

Pure greed. If any of these private school has just one case of Ebola, that will be the end of that school.


Standard private school will pay September salary tho, it might be delay a little bit.

msmon: Has anyone learn about the gem fuel stove?

Bio gel? Its rubbish. I wasted my full 5k.

berem: babes,I just went to refill my cylinder an hour ago. The Eko Gas is real o! It is located right inside my estate. Lemme upload the picture of the flyer I collected. Unfortunately,I didn't take my phone with me to the refilling plant. I would have taken pictures.

Did they give u cylinder for free? How much did u refil urs. I have a cylinder but dont know how many kg.

Akpo!

Mr Nwosu has two daughters. Today is christmas, Mr Nwosu is holding two big chicken. Can you see the big bowl of rice on the table?

AdeniyiA: There's absolutely nothing you can do about it, just make sure she sleeps only on her back ...

On her back?, i dnt think this is correct.

chifreke: hapi birthday to u and ur mum...so sweet to hear...May God keep and protect u guyz...Amen @rezzy

Thanks and God bless

@dhabeautyjas, thanks and God bless

@simababe, congratulations on the birth of your BBB. May Almighty God bless him and give you the resources to take good care of him.

horbasholar: pls wat kind of job opportunities are available for graduate of library and information science(B.sc)

work in a library or be a lecturer , finish.

But u can read information technology @master level ooo with that u have more opportunities