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Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy: 12:24pm On Sep 13, 2014
Hawlahscho: Rezzy...Rezzy...Rezzy...Rezzy hmmmmm that sounds feminine somehow. I doubt you're a female, (man, young man, guy, boy, old man, girl, young girl, lady, young woman, old woman.) just choose d one you are.
Lady
Jokes Etc › Re: Godwin978, Come Here And Let's Talk by rezzy(op): 10:04am On Sep 13, 2014
Godwin978: this will be my last reply,because the way i see are you not normal and you are jobless true,true i was even looking for your contact thank god
I'm sorry, you cant see my contact anywhere. i have 1001 mtn sim. so you can keep flashing. but my main line, uba, you can find it on the internet.

Please, dont be tired. Like i told i'm jobless
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy: 9:49am On Sep 13, 2014
Godwin978: am not like you nah? atleast i have work,which is better than been jobless like you, stop flashing me if you dont want to loss your number BASTARD
My friend go to that new thread i have created let's do the talking there. You will be forced to change your line. Even JIdesm cant do anything about that. I'm sorry.

https://www.nairaland.com/1900892/godwin978-come-here-lets-talk
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy: 9:34am On Sep 13, 2014
Hawlahscho: lwkmd...

rezzy & Godwin978

You guys ehn! moderators cannot handle you again, I need oga seun himself to help me tell the police and get you arrested out of this thread ASAP. Lols.

JideSM abi wetin be that guy name, you no see them? abi you no fit solve their problem ni? Lols

Give that guy his #50 and show him way out. Seize d other guy's phone too to avoid future insults for his partner.

How I wish I ws one of mods, yepa!!!!!!! I for Don dash 2 of una 10 years ban each to go and jolly wt. Lols

On a serious note now, you guys shud pls create one thread and call me abeg, So you can continue, you can post d link of your "to-open" thread self, in case someone else here is interested like me.

NOW! AM SAYING AUTHORITATIVELY THAT YOU GUYS SHUD STOP OR I BEG SIR SEUN TO MAKE ME 5 MINUTES MODERATOR AND U GUYS WON'T BE ABLE TO TELL D STORY.
I have created a thread. Dont mind me, sometimes i can be crazy. What even gave you the impression that im a guy?
Jokes Etc › Godwin978, Come Here And Let's Talk by rezzy(op): 9:29am On Sep 13, 2014
@Godwin978,

Im here now, come here and let"s us talk
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy:
Godwin978: hahahahahahahaha, i never knew you know all your problems, tel me more,jobless boy go out there and look for a work please stop stealing it wont help than taking your life,B!TCH
I can see you selling alomo bitters in your provision store. poverty is even written all over the store. I pity you.

Dont you have credit on your phone?

Let us meet on this new thread. thanks


https://www.nairaland.com/1900892/godwin978-come-here-lets-talk
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 6:15am On Sep 13, 2014
FINA4804: Apart from this one and huggies the others are cheap but you will change frequently which still amount to the same thing, I use huggies except she poo I use three a day and you will never sell water I see diapers all types and I know thd complains I get from various diapers, just choose the one not too expensive for you but still has quality
True talk sha. I will consider what you said so that it doesn't amount to penny wise pound foolosh.
Thanks
Phones › Re: Mtn Has Introduced #50 Credit by rezzy: 6:12am On Sep 13, 2014
Adetayo100: i think it has to do with sim card issue because i have tried other sim and it doesn't go beyond 24k/s
ok, then migrate to any other package like tru talk. That one is 12# per minute i.e 20k/s
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy:
Godwin978: buy that One for your mum on her 56th birthday gift nah, dont copy your father,s work it wont help you stealing is not good,
Godwin978: (Y'ello!You have successfully subscribed to CNN NEWS weekly service.)

GOD will punish you mtn for deducting my money for no reason,hw on earth will you subscribe me to CNN news which i Ve not subscribe to? Because of That 50 god will punish you your family your relatives in jesus name,your family wil have ebola your relatives wil have accedent your network wil keep on reducing each second instead of improving thunder will fire mtn both people that are working for you
It's you that need it cos #50 is your problem. you were crying becos of #50 remember? Poverty is a disease. Get rich or die trying

Edited:

After making some research, I found out that
1. You are not more than 22

2. You sell in a dry provision store, including selling shekpe

3. You are an illiterate

4. You always recharge #100.

5. Your body frame shows you are suffering from malnutrition.

6. Poverty is written all over you.
Why is your line not going? I tried calling you to say hi.
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy: 9:31pm On Sep 12, 2014
Godwin978: been jobless wil make you to continue stealing,which is very bad,come i wil give you work boy
I prefer to steal and be rich than wallow in extreme poverty. Lest i forget, MtN now has recharge card of #50
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy: 9:22pm On Sep 12, 2014
Godwin978: if you dont have work as you said come over i wil employ you
Sorry, i dont want to work. Instead of working as a houseboy, i better remain jobless cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy: 9:15pm On Sep 12, 2014
Godwin978: na you ko tire
I cant be tired. Im so jobless. I have your time. Im enjoying your childish insult
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy: 9:06pm On Sep 12, 2014
Godwin978: ,
what took u so long to reply?
Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by rezzy: 9:05pm On Sep 12, 2014
The gf is at fault here. What right does she even have to ask the sister to leave the front seat? Rem, she is not yet a wife.

The gf is not matured at all.
Culture › Re: Ekiti People by rezzy: 8:52pm On Sep 12, 2014
MabraO: Na only book dem sabi for ekiti
Development is zero
In Moba(osun-ekiti)no network is working common pure water them no get. Otun ekiti is a lil better.
Moba, thats where they posted my sister to. She said na only agbero full there and no toilet

@odukoko, true talk. Yr 2000 that i went to ekiti to stay with my aunt, humm, we package shit like moimoi inside sack to throw inside the bush. I do the throwing for the family. When we came to lagos for xmas, i refused to return with them.
Phones › Re: Mtn Has Introduced #50 Credit by rezzy: 6:07pm On Sep 12, 2014
Adetayo100: There service is ok of recent but my problem is why would i will charged 40k/s always whenever i want to make call on mtn zone??
Humm, where is ur location? Mine never goes beyond 24k/s. Most afternin its even 8k/s. So i prefer it
Phones › Re: Mtn Has Introduced #50 Credit by rezzy: 6:04pm On Sep 12, 2014
DaBullIT: Na heaven you dey call ? One minute na #22 lol
#22 abi #12. Mine is #12 oo
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy: 4:56pm On Sep 12, 2014
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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend & Sister Fought Over The Car Front Seat, Who Do I Side? by rezzy: 2:57pm On Sep 12, 2014
temigracie: ..lol...Is that possiblehuh...

Honestly, it is kinda hard for me to believe your story...

Its not possible your girlfriend will drag seats with your sister....She carry charcoal for head ni??.... BTW, whats so special about the front seat gansef??...I wanna know..

Can someone please help me out
....
Peeping through the window, looking out for your old friends that are trekking with their legs and ur old boyfriends and saying in your mind, i don hammer ooo
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend & Sister Fought Over The Car Front Seat, Who Do I Side? by rezzy: 2:48pm On Sep 12, 2014
Timileyin: No one actually attended the wedding, we ended up stabbing the party.
You bleeped up, you would have left them there and zoom off. When you return, then you can settle the issue
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend & Sister Fought Over The Car Front Seat, Who Do I Side? by rezzy:
Hummm, girls and front seat. nawa ooo

Let them both lap at the front seat.

Sorry to say, that ur girlfriend is not a wife material.
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy: 2:36pm On Sep 12, 2014
Godwin978: huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh!??
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Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy: 12:14pm On Sep 12, 2014
Godwin978: .
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Family › Re: Would You Want Your Son Or Daughter To Be Like U? by rezzy: 12:11pm On Sep 12, 2014
curiouses: Do you have Scarlett Johansson's kind of nose and Lupita's complexion? grin
Nop, I have Nigerian kind of pointed nose, and I'm not as dark as my husband, he is babadundun
Family › Re: What Will You Name Your First Child And The Gender You Hope Or Want It To Be? by rezzy: 5:28am On Sep 12, 2014
benromeo39: Firstly, I'd like to say we have no say in the sex of our unborn children. Regardless, I'd like my first child to be a girl and I'll definitely name her Britney, that's if my mum doesn't steal thr idea when she gives birth in a week or two angry angry. Tell us urs and feel free to give reasons.
Your mum still giving birth @ ur age? Are u still a teenager? Just curious.
Family › Re: Nairaland brought us together! now we are Happily married! (PICTURES) by rezzy: 5:16am On Sep 12, 2014
Congratulations.....
Happy married life.

I comment my reserve
Family › Re: Would You Want Your Son Or Daughter To Be Like U? by rezzy: 5:09am On Sep 12, 2014
My children shouldnt take after me oooo, they should take after their father-
Academically, he is better than me

Religiously, himself and God na 5 and 6

Morally, he is an exception

stature, above average

Character, nobody is 100% perfect but he tries not to create enemies for himself.

The only thing i will want my children to take from me is my nose and complexion.

Thanks
Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy: 7:48pm On Sep 11, 2014
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Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy: 3:24pm On Sep 11, 2014
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Phones › Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by rezzy: 1:25pm On Sep 11, 2014
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Godwin978: am not tired of insulting him if you want me to continue no problem, i dont have time for you boy
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Celebrities › Re: Oscar Pistorius Trial: Judge Delivering Verdict, LIVE by rezzy: 12:20pm On Sep 11, 2014
kernel504: They need to jail him, remember that MURDER means killing with an "intention" which in Nigeria is life sentence or 21 years, while MANSLAUGHTER is killing without "intention", which bags 10th years in Nigeria.
So even if... They want to aid the young man, he should go in for Manslaughter, which is lighter.
Secondly, it will serve other whites in South Africa, who think Blacks are animals.
Was the girl not white?

This case is somehow. Nobody can really judge his mind. But God knows best

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