₦airaland Forum

proudmom38:
Had to go dig out this post from ahnie and edit the names of mamas that are present out.....


Mamas abeg make una show face small.

Walahi, I thought of you yesterday when I saw ur moniker on someone's dairy. How are you and your family? Hope U guys are good?

Professional cook.

The only bank at Ifon. It's a pity. I heard it's 5 persons

Dasherz:
first off eating healthy

kegel exercises

squatš

vaginal tightening cream and tea (natural base)

in the few times I've witnessed childbirth, traditionally in Nigeria two weeks after birth the woman sits on a bucket of really hot water the steam from it helps heal any tear in that region and help tighten the vagina .. also she gets dabbed in that region with hot water and a towel

Hot steam can't loosen the thread if she was sewn down below

EdoNation:
[[s]quote author=orlahtohbadt post=61630169] I have not told you Edo don't bear that name... Yorubas bear it too and there is a difference in the spelling... Imade to Imhade... For example, there is Adesuwa and there is Adesua, for Yoruba and Edo respectively [/s]


It is spelt IMADE and I don't fuvcking care how you Yoruba's spell yours!!!

A friend of mine bears Ewemade. She is from Benin

Happy birthday ahnie. Long life and prosperity in sound health

adetoks19:
Already started ooo. And am just too scared to be owed

I pray he has changed for good.

Cute

ahnie:
lets go the Justin Timberlake way.cry mi a river.

Still deleting comments tho...before finally deleting my moniker.

Kisses to Giddybae

Somebody has vexed you. No vex.

Wrong fixing of date

revolt:
I wonder why ppl are foolish enough to think a child will not go looking for his Dad, even if hes dead. And pls what part of Igbo land will accept bastards as their own . the child will never be above the real sons of the soil stop deceiving yourself. Maybe if he's a billionaire he can continuously pay his way through.

An Enugu woman told me stuff like this is allowed in their place. They are close to Benue state

Where is that Miss queen (she won one beauty contest like that) that couldn't answer this question, please tag her.

adetoks19:
Good day, I v got an interview @ Mandate College-Obadore. Someone should help me with the salary, welfare and any other useful information regarding prompt payment or not.
ASAP

Have you started with them already? As at 4 years ago, the man can owe for Africa.

Mzora:
kk...thanks

I know it might be too late, I saw their poster yesterday. The school( Mary Imelda) is at Ewedongbon bus stop

We thank God for his mercies. Pele ahnie, it's not easy but God is our muscle.

Neck of life

dopeJemi:
starch and banga, the shrimps and perewinkles are drowning inside

and that's cat fish

O my, see d bomb. I have a bucket half full of starch, I will make this today.

uofa:
This is a very interesting topic.


SECOND FIGHT: PRY 4:
Honestly i no fit recall what caused the fight btwn me and my older brother sef.Let me tell u a lil bit about my older brother.THen he looked fragile but dnt be deceived the guy was a mike tyson b4 he was born..he has so many victorious fights under his belt.My brother has this vicelike grip of death/neck choke that sucks out your breathing.The guy is dangerous!Anyway becos we were almost the same height and becos my neighbour's daughter was in the vicinity,i wanted to form big boi and i refused to listen to the holy spirit.Before i knew arguements/dissagreements between us turned to fight and i'm like i must demolish my bros in the ful glare of my neigbour's daughter whom i digged.People, no sooner did the fight begin,out of mercy and love my bros caght me in his grip of death.I saw my life flash bye quickly.And i did not knw when i asked the onlookers ''''una dey look us?una no go separate us?i'm about to die o!Thank God for neigbours with discernment.I was rescued and i went straight to the room to sleep.My sleep was very sweet that day!

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Laughing so hard
This skill of fighting is a very devilish skill. My elder sister tot me how to fight like this. I have been dere before, after that near death experience, na sleep sure pass. My mum was our recuser then, after that she will beat the hell out of her. I had to learn that skill, and since den, I don't run away from fight.

Within the family and on my street , I fought till age 18. I don't run away from fight. I fought people's mothers, aunties, guys, my agemate. Those mothers and aunties use koboko flog crase commot for my body. I don't cry for those kind flog. At a time, my mum tot I had witchcraft.

Those days, I boast with confidence that you that wants to fight me will run away. Like, I go pieces you, na your parents go lose, I go go jail, them come out later. With only that talk, en, my opponent go fear. And I also use weapon to fight. I really don't know what gave me so much confidence.

In primary school, can't remember anybody beating me.

In secondary school, I fought once and that was in jss 1. This boy won't allow me rest. I can't say who hit first, but I was at an advantaged position so I dragged him from his sit to mine and tore his uniform. Na so the boy say I must buy his uniform. We became friends later.

I fought in 300l again, this roommate started insulting me because I asked her to join the group that will get firewood (preparing for roommates party). We weren't quarreling before that day o. Probably she woke up on the wrong side of the bed. She called me chimpanzee, ape, ask me if my legs were broken, I initially tot she was joking.
Later I asked her for her contribution of tin tomatoes, na she resume her insult again, I cautioned her but she refused. All this while, my roommates were laughing seriously, I felt bullied. I told her I will strangle her. She said im just as fat as bread, she will pierce me with needle and I will less. I just pounce on her and straight to get neck, I held her neck so tight. We were separated and I was declared the winner. Last last, she go pack firewood.

Mynd44:
Okay, so this story is somehow.

Identical triplets are rare. As rare as 60/2000 but identical triplets of different sexes? Or you didn't notice that the baby with the pink/red/orange cap jas an ear ring on?

Nah fam, you lost me right there

I noticed it too.

Make I no talk before them go say pastor wife talk say

Certified007:
am, attending the church of Jesus Christ of latter-day saint.... the only true church upon the surface of the earth

Quality20:
Is Christianity is truly a Godly religion, then why doesn't it stop it's adherents from evils like fornication and adultery? U may say ordinary Muslims and xtians fornicate, but what about all those Christian leaders like pastors, bishops etc who are always deep in these evils? How many Muslim scholars has any one found in these sinful traps? Pls be guided, a religion that can't stop ur clergymen from evil and sin isn't a religion but just a deception

Breathe in, breathe out, close your eyes, open your eyes. Read that poop you wrote again. Hope you now know the answer?



Your Mohammed is a typical example