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We named mama Onyinye, Telephone without wire or AIT. That woman can gossip for Africa, she knows everybody's in and out. She sells provision market on our street, if you dare buy anything from her, she will use it to gossip

FOSBAS1:
bluepetals0816 sells imported yarn on Instagram, although I've not patronised her I get mine from AliExpress. Which you can check out customers reviews before you make your order.
How's everyone doing?

Will check her out.

We are doing great.

Thank you

NwaAmaikpe:



The man is obviously a sîssy...

This picture shows that it is her mom that calls all the shots at home.

She sent him to collect something from the car and he is given her feedback.
That smile on her face is very cosmetic.

Too dry

zaynie:
Rezzy,perhaps you can teach him what you want him to know from home.
My son's school is like the one you describe.

I promise to update more from next week.
So at least you know what he should know at that age.

OK, Thanks ma

Hello Zaynie,

My son is almost 3 years and is through with kg 1 but can't write nothing probably only number 2. Can't even identify numbers and letters. Dh is out searching for a school.

He saw one and I went to check it, just one teacher per class and they don't teach alphabet with sound but with letter.
Somebody said it doesn't really matter that children still learn with letters.

I stay on the mainland, one can hardly find preschool here.



Pls kindly advise on what to look out for. Thank you

Who knows any good school around igando-isheri axis?

cold:
Dayum! This is tragic. By the way what was god doing? Was he sleeping?

It's been a long long while. I can remember your moniker but don't think I can remember your name. How are you doing and your family?

tatacherie:
Oniovo ev'eware Ma? Trust ur family us doing great.do u mind we collabo. I also want to buy foreign yarn n hook.
most of my jobs will be going up for sales and I really want quality/durable yarn.not after spending hours making a beautiful stuff my customers will now start complaining d wool colour faded or started having hair almost immediately. Kindly pm me if OK by u so we cud chat

We are fine. How are you doing and your family?
I have sent you PM twice now. Pls check your mail.

nurex01:
What is the most useless and
annoying punishment a man thinks he
can give his Wife?

A) Silence.

B) Deprive her of sex.

C) Beat her.

D) Refuse to eat her food.

E) Leave the house for her Without
telling her Where you are.

Only C will cause wahala.

Silence na my second name. My husband can't try this because he knows I can keep malice with someone even in the same house for months

Deprive me of sex. I kuku hate am. I go thank God.

Refuse to eat my food? Na you hungry go catch.

Leave the house without letting me know your whereabout ., provided there is money and foodstuffs at home. I won't even call you.

I'm not proud of all these, but na so God create me. Things don't bother me easily.

Biggty:
Deprive of sex and not eating a woman food can make her go crazy especially if you keep dropping money for food. She will eventually beg you at last

I Will thank God, only me will be chopping the turkey I used in cooking.

Ynnk:
@rezzy, there are many great brands such as canon, red heart, lion brand, Patons etc. I'm not sure if you will find an elastic chunky yarn.
You could contact the companies and see what they recommend.
Found this
http://www.the-knitting-wool-store.com/diva-comfort-stretch-yarn.html

Thank you ma

Who was she?

Reading comment

Booked

ahnie:
Good morning Mynd44 please kindly assist moving my diary to the diary section.

Thank you sir!

I tot you opened a dairy,?

Leave it here, make we dey reply, abeg

ahnie:
Hullo diary.....awayu?

So I finally kpekused yesterday morning...it was like marathon. ..
No it was marathon.

Coman see activities.....

Zino almst knock show for us....but kiakia we outlived her antics.

Her gum gum tiri much....she was all over her daddy.

Which kind pikin dey wake up around 1am with eyes wide open till 4am most times.

Verily verily I tell you konji z a baskat.
Coman see daddy ahlez telling zino to go watch cartoon by her by 4am.

Zino went switched the system on and promptly came back to drag her fada along to come sit watch cartoon with her.

When the father stood up from the bed...at that moment I understood what chinua achebe meant by...THERE WAS A COUNTRY .

Because a full country with Erectile Arsenal was starring at me.very powerful Iphone7.

Coman see oga telling little zino to take money to goan buy biscuits.

Haw I bow to konji.

Buy biscuits by 4a.m in the morning �� � !na fairies wan sell the biscuits ne!

At the end of the day...we thank God that both river niger and his twins bros met in a confluence.����

Shalom!

Baddest post. See as I dey laugh you

Ynnk:
pinterest.com

Good day Ynnk, I want to order yarns and hooks from Amazon. Pls, kindly recommend yarns that is thicker /fatter and also that has elastic. Or any product/brand that is good. Thanks

Why are they all wearing Jersey?

ahnie:
Oniovo me ......wo da ma gangan...oghene fio bo ko wev.

Amen. #Smiles#

Happy Sunday oni Zino

Dannys85:
I witnessed it yesterday,it was sad. RIP

Driving through that Oko-Filling Bus Stop is alwys a struggle because of the way those PSP trucks park.

You no lie. The busstop is so messy.

All those yeye truck at Oko filling is causing lot of problem. Government should give them where to park their trucks abeg.

That accident caused terrible hold up yesterday

Humm

I feel for them. Where is the government?

ahnie:
I wee carry my investment along....!
How z kamiye and ogheneyole dooying.Btw sorry abt emamezi.i read your diary.

They are fine. Thanks you my dear sister

That was how our landlord wanted to cheat us. We saw the house August and it was under renovation. He paid on August 14th, caretaker said it will begin to count that same day. My husband called me, I told him not to pay, for what now? They sha agreed September. I was even angry because we won't move in till December.

House wen nobody gree rent because of price.

ahnie:
Dear diary....haapy gudnyt .

The weather today no bee here...the cold was tuu mush,but wee tenk God for the availability of Lipton.

Something happened to me today .

So after the raining ceased...i went to my stylist house to inform her of my intention of coming next week Monday.

When I knocked at their gate...her boy of about 6years came towards the gate to check.i asked him the where about of his mum,kid told me mummy was inside.

The mum called his name from inside...asking him who he was talkin to.

The kid replied her thus:

Mummy Na that aunty Wey her small pikin dey talk-talk.
I looked at zino,and I was like...you see your life.everybody don know you.
The mum was still not understanding the description.

The lil boy said and I quote:
Mummy Na that aunty Wey born boy Wey you say if the aunty dey waka her Yan.sh nor dey shake.
Haaa I kukuma did a backturn and waka my shakeless yans.h dey go.

The mum came out and was telling him to shut up.

Chai what a description!

Children of nowadays can kill person. Mehn, that was a description. We need to be careful with whatever we do or say around children.

How are you doing and Chibobo.?



About the home lesson, where will you be leaving your children when going out in the evening? Remember, home lesson is not constant. As in, they can decide to stop any time. Getting another one might become an issue, except of course you have contact with other teachers that can connect you to parents who need home lesson teacher.

Thanks for checking on us

Jesus

Learning from here


I tried crocheting baby shoe but I didn't get the sole, after finishing, it looks like canoe, so I didn't make the second leg.

I later used Bethany sample on sole. Thats the sole

Pic 2,
Making Puppy love slouchy hat. Still on it.

Liftedhands:
Awww dear his healing is perfected in Jesus blessed name amen.

CcJazzyjazz

Mummy Ekene, how is Ekene?

Hi mamas

How are we? Babies and dh?

It has tayed I branch here. Team March 2016 ported to February #leapyearbaby

Weldone mamas.

May God bless us all and may we reap the fruit of our labour. Amen

tatacherie:
Crochet tutu gown

I have started practicing how to crochet baby shoe with wool use for making hair. I need yarn and bigger hook but I don't know where to get them. I stay in Lagos. Pls help @ Alphahandmaiden

illicit:
bastard I am,a final year student of linguistics unilorin, I wanted to know something about what I dont know, why is ur stupid father insulting me for nothing

Humm, it hasn't gotten to that naa