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RIP

wristbangle:
Angelica Hale deserves to win the competition but congrats to the winner. Kechi thanks for making Nigeria and Africa proud

Infact, I feel she was cheated, she has a great voice

zoba88:
Kwara state Governor Abdulfatah Ahmed. Abdulfatah Ahmed's hairstyle has got people talking.Check out the hairstyle and see how people reacted

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/09/check-out-kwara-governor-abdulfatah.html?m=1

Agberoism

Jadoskii:
Pipz saying he is lying abt hiz age r just shallow...ur biz ? No

Someone caught him. He isn't 21. Last year, he said he was 24
http://nairaland.com/3369422/need-advice

The pupils are too so very dull. Abeg, government primary school no be school. Primary 2 that can't spell 2 letter words. Speaking only yoruba in the class. How do they want me to teach now.?

Zino is sure very smart
Do you think allowing her dispose her poo is hygienic?

OK, let her use soap to wash her hands

I had to stop my son from doing that. He splashes the poo on the toilet bowl. The help he intended to render will now become turn to double work because I will have to wash the toilet.

Enjoy your day

ahnie:
Continued from the previous post.
So Joe became friendly...me on my part I was that slim Melanin fyne girl,with toot buttocks,and paw paw breast.i wonder why my husband always tells me that my mouth looks like that of maggi rat(lolz)

So person Wey get plan to come chop n clean mouth became my joyous atm cash dispensingbank.

Meanwhile I had one useless calabar idiot that was my fiance that lives in Kaduna.may thunder fire him now anywhere he z(Amen)

My ogbanje n isijo demons were so fresh and outta the slam,there was nutting I didn't do to Joe.he became my errand boy.i really pressed his mumu buttons so hard.

We started eating from one cozy restaurant to another,we visited Chinese cuisines too and I almst ate cockroaches in one of those Chinese restaurants.

Then we visited beer parlours...choi I was a mini brewery,Nigeria brewies ought to have made me their ambassador.joe was chief of staff of alcohols.Dude was a certified DRUNK.

Shalom!

Laughing hard
Abeg wetin e do for you ?
Did he break your heart?
Did he dude you?

Never a dull moment reading your diary

Saintsammurai:
So you cant keep aside 4,000 out of 18,000 for offering.

4k for offering,? Then tithe 2k, make I kukuma give them my full salary

ahnie:
4tunately for me I kpekused n was too weak to go to church.zino n Mr ahlex are in church.mee n chisom are chilling at home.

, this isoko woman too like kpekus. Very soon, you go begin another missionary journey.

ahnie:
babe everything everything I wrote happened as stated.my writing them here keeps me balanced.most times these kids behave like terrorists.

That my sil she z fyne,her traditional marriage z gonna hold in my house come nov2nd.how are you?

I'm fine. Happy Sunday. Pray for me at church o

Kill ke? Did he kill someone? Just flog him with his size of cane.

Spoilt food

No work for Lagos ooo. Except you wanna teach

AlphaHandMaiden:
Onesie conversion

version 2: double layer skirt

Hopefully, I will have a girl in my next missionary journey

@Ahnie,

Have they been fasting for days? Haba, 8 hungry man sizes. Shebi na because she see am for your kitchen

How is that your sister in law? That one that removed your phone and charged her own? Hope she is fine with her new home?

Initially, when you talked about Zino's funny character and talk, I ask myself whether you really meant those things until my Kammy Started his own.

Whenever I beat him, quickly, he will ask me with a shinning eyes : Why are you beating me like this naa? Don't beat me again ooo, then he will hiss and walk away.

Is she starting school this term?

Greetings to Zino, and Chibobo

Wickedness everywhere

Tel me something

Gr8fulHeart:
hello mama's. long time o. work no let person see road since thank God say holiday start tmrw.
@jazzyjazz and any oda mama's that used mall for Africa Biko that asda diaper na only size 5 dey? I no see another size aside size 5 and newborn baby size. we currently use Molfix size3.
secondly tmorw is fp clinic mama's on fp either implanon or 3months injection � plan wich is better? sansa143 u did implanon right? was it painful or discomforting? I can't stand any cut on my body again Jor. advise pls o everyone don't jump and pass
cc jazzyjazz alphandmaiden chychy4us zaynie giddyperson Ahnie sansa143 etc

I did implant. I noticed my se x life has moved to zero. I don't feel arouse, nothing, I mean nothing even after 1 hour of pre-intimacy. I'm planning to remove it.
My tummy and bombom is more than extra large even though I hardly eat 3 times a day.
These are the side effects I'm experiencing


It's not painful because the place will be numb, and it is not noticeable on the arm.

Humm

Where d dog?

ahnie:
Hey diary
I no happy this morning.imagine me bald head waking me up threatening charcoal n kettle unto say because I use his infixis charger to power my phone.He threatened to smash my phone if I use his charger again.meanwhile I hav my own charger o

Honestly that man dey craze...d'i blame him.
I guess nope,wetin even make me go carry the charger sef.na my 4th.
We dey carry face for each other.

I ve given him cold banga soup n hot eba to eat this morning.so the boy had gone to work

Felicity I read you diary,you got to take it easy on yourself,marriage z hard,itiz a hard nut to crack...take everyday as it comes.

rezzy how you dey Na.

I'm fine o. How is zino and Chibobo?

Why you sef dey find Mr Alex trouble,? Shey you no no say your phone go fit blow e charger?



Na so my husband seize my phone (his tecno that I repaired) unto say I dey watch one bad thing like that. Over a week na, I didn't even bother to ask him of the phone again.

I carried face for 1 week, as in I didn't talk to him at all, he kept asking me why I was angry, as if he didn't know its because of the phone.

So, abeg, stop to carry face because, e no pay.

tamethem:
Pap with Milk

It makes me wanna vomit.

Before before before.

But now, I enjoy it like heaven

Sharwama, pizza and some other snacks

Ewedu (on some occasion, it can't just pass my throat)
Indomie, can't even taste it
Macaroni
Gbegiri